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>call of duty

Isn't that just the real world?

yes

He's probably a virgin

>april
It's an improvement

Why?

Mmm gonna fuck night elves

welcome to Yea Forums

>July
I-it's smelly and autistic in here.

>September
Is Fortnite the most boring universe there? I don't know shit about the main game but the battle royale is just a fucking deserted island perpetually getting fucked by a storm and restarting

At least the bitches are thicc

not that guy, but 2D is better than 3D

>June

But I dont want to live in detroit!

Reminder that if you roll Pokemon, you're the result of your parents getting busy on Valentine's Day. Which most likely means that your mom was a bit of a frigid bitch and only gave it up to your dad on special occasions

how

appreciation of art

>December
???
So do I get to fuck Chun-Li or what? I thought the SF world was just the normal world.

>October
Am finna kill these niggas Link and Ganon and then fuck Zelda

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>he doesn't

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>June

I mean, okay? I can't imagine it being all that different outside of Kong Island

>march
there's nothing to fuck in the halo world.

>
>where_do_you_think_we_are.bmp

He can't get 3D

It's hot. The fuck you mean why?

>May is not Devil May Cry
missed opportunity

>gta
>street fighter
>cod

i'm already fucking stuck there you stupid image

>October
Malon here I come!

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Basically. You can get a girl to do basically anything you want now a days and they think it improves them.

>January
Brb, gonna fuck a prostitu- er, I mean, gonna go buy some flowers.

>Donkey Kong
God danggit

>Aerith is a prostitute meme
Stop your headcanon.

>DKC
I'd rather live in the Pokemon universe, but I guess this isn't so bad.

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>March
Cool

How is it not? No bitching, no drama, no flaws.

Never. She takes it up the ass for 1 gil

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where the fuck are my august niggas at?

>September

Fuck you.

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That thicccc hologram AI

Stop masturbating while posting

>GTA
Absolutely nothing changed.

>May
Is it vanilla wow or nuwow?

Donkey Kong Country for me

FUCK YEAH stuck on a tropical island with an endless supply of bananas? I hit the jackpot

I can't stick my dick in a hologram and even worse what she gets rampancy I'm not sticking my dick in crazy.

based data miner

>he jacks off to 3D

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yeah because there's only one day each month and every pregnancy last the exact same ammount of time

im handsome as shit with an 8 inch cock and a hot gf and i jerk off to hentai and all kinds of shit
fuck you ahha

Why are GTA and CoD even there? That's just the fucking real world

empowers*

you can't eat any of them though

>Pokemon
fucking gay ive never played a single pokemon game either

Cod4
It's just the fucking real world because I'm not in the army and never will be.
For fuck sake.

Lol, the absolute level of projection. You can still jack off to real girls doing porn eugine. It doesn't have to be 2d if you hate women

i think that's the point.
i'm stuck with fortnite, damn my life

you know the entire world gets nuked in mw3 right?

>street fighter
so what the fuck changes?

Ai need love to:(

>One month away from my dream of becoming a Pokemon Master
Fuck

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>pokemon
youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
at last

lasers come out of hands

GTA? Can it be Vice City?
youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q

>January
>I've never played a single Final Fantasy game

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Cartoons won't call me a pervert or call the police and acuse me of rape
Why aren't you fapping to cartoons?

>pokamon

>Modern Warfare
So just the real world?
This is bullshit, fuck this.

same for me but with pokemon

>I have never met a woman in my life and am going off the small percentage experience some men have faced

you wish

Nothing wrong with being in Hyrule Octoberchad

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>Street Fighter
Isn't that just our world but with ki and kung-fu being good?
Fuck this, I nearly had Pokemon.

i think he meant that he raped or stalked women before

>tekken
errr okay

Well that's gonna make jerkin it harder

I enjoy your brand of smug. Don’t change

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Give our world time user

why not?

Unless you train like Ryu and Ken, that won't be a problem

Will Juri beat then rape me? If not, will Mika do it?

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neither will

fuck donkey kong country

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>september
>literally three days away from zelda
Fuck you OP.

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Never know unless you try

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>October
>never even played a Zelda game
Well then.

>July
Oh no im stuck in....
Uh...
Does Melee even have anything outside of mishmashed stuff from other series's?
I think it was brawl that introduced the generic wartorn landscapes

ZELDA GANG RISE UP

OCTOBER #1

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>Zelda
Doesn't seem that bad

>november
FINALLY, I WILL NOW REALIZE MY LIFELONG DREAM OF BECOMING A POKEMON MASTER

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these facebook tier posts are so annoying
what kind of univserse to fighting games even have?
gta is literally real world

>Street Fighter
I hope I'm Birdie with all those M.U.G.E.N animations

>VII
Long as I get to live in Icicle Inn. Max comfy.

>November
Welp, time to run a daycare and knock up a Swampert.

>fortnite
Oh well, at least jumping from a cliff will kill me, but not after fucking this thing tho

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epic

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>June
Is Tiny Kong allowed or is it strictly the DKC trilogy?

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>halo
Not in a million years

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Not the first Pokemon I would've expected someone to fuck, but I respect it nonetheless

>final fantasy
fuck these nips I'm gonna make this place look like okinawa

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I've never played World of Warcraft ever but I hear its comfy. Right?

How is that projecting? It would be different if I said "They're ugly and they smell bad", but I didn't.

How do I get them to?

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Youve done a good thing today user. This was a good post.

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>september
Its not fair bros i don't even play fortnite.

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Normal world? People are throwing fireballs and Mayors are taking to the street with pipes to hand out Marshall law

>final fantasy
huh, never played it

>Tekken

I wonder exactly which Mishima overlord I will be bowing to this week. At least I'll see King live though

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I don't even play WoW. But, like, it wouldn't be bad I guess. I'm down with getting isekai'd into some wacky superpowered fantasy land.

I don't even know where your kind should be sent to. Even Reddit users masturbate to 2D shit.
>>>/Facebook/ I guess.

Where are my halo bros at? Happy soon to be/belated birthday to you guys.

Good luck with that, I give you 5 minutes

>bitches are thicc
Silver lining

>halo

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> Favorite franchise & best franchise in my birthday month of October
Based

>October
Fuck yeah, always dreamed of wandering Hyrule as a kid

>FF7
Sounds fun maybe I can be helpful in Cloud's party somehow though I really doubt it

>zelda
well that's shit, basically doomed to be a fucking peasant living in a shit world until ganon gets merked.
would have preferred even ff7, at least I could buy my way into soldier capability.

>July
>I'll finally get to cuddle and marry Bowser
It's everything I could ask for.

>August.
I am ready to get shot.

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Is this faggot shit from BuzzFeed? Whut is this?

>tfw zelda
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life

>march

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titties
and
asses

It's like winning the lottery.

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>Melee.
This stinks.

The only good ones are FF7, Zelda and Pokemon, the rest are misery.

>FF VII
I'm fine with that.

>Melee

so how does this work?

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not if you're a fucking nobody
you get genocided by the millions

Swampert’s been my fave starter evo since the original Sapphire, and I damn well love that muscly miss.

>Fortnite

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>World of Warcraft

Fuck. Eternal war, technological stagnation. No thanks.

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>WoW
Guess I’m gonna die in a gnome whore house.

>tfw maytard
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>Melee
If only I could have been born in March.

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Fuck bro I need Marlon but my parents decided to birth me on June.

>smash bros melee
God fucking kill me

based white pretending to be black posters

seething valentine's kid

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>February.
>This means I can train in Martial Arts, under Marshal, for example, and enter into the King of Iron Fist tournament.