HOW CAN I FUCKING PIRATE A GF

HOW CAN I FUCKING PIRATE A GF

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Just die.

women r weak and stupid who cares

it's called kidnapping and raping and it's very very illegal

Find a "fuck now pay after" escort

yes yes, we know incel

Yes they are... and so are you.

Have sex

Pirate a game like rune factory and get a waifu.

Why would you want one?

t. girl

Where can I find those?

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not pirating

vegas

Easy

Go to a third world country
Go to the poorest town
Live there for a few months, talk to people
Find a lady of your liking and convince her to run away with you

>not running after fucking
same thing

That's a gorrilion states away.

Wow, I have none of those.
Wait
>have few close friends
>impervious to others' emotions
>capable of passionate endurance in certain spheres of interest
I have those.
Maybe I should get myself checked for the sadcat.

Concern for women leads to contempt of them. You must stop coveting women.

>literally everything on the list

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>autistic thinking

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hmm, that does tick quite some boxes.

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