This guy (female) walks up to you in the gym and asks you "hey, what's your max bench press dude?"

The scene where you cut Lady out of the boss and she's covered in demon goo gave me a boner.

>Female
You re not fooling anyone with that jawline

buncha slack jawed faggots, that's what

imagine the smell

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I honestly believe only low-test cuckolds hate women with strong jaws.

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he looks like Ezra Miller

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Last time I was in a gym I benched like 110 without ever having done it before. Is that even good or am I weak?

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I'm sure it's far from digusting. Just a slightly musky bodily odor, normal for a healthy woman of her age. Perhaps even a bit pleasant.

Super weak.

I honestly believe only closer homosexuals like women with strong jaws.
At that point just fuck the flash ^ over here

For a first try, that's a pretty good place to start.

Why is he so perfect? When will they mocap him for a vidya?

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HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS

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I've been lifting for a year and I can only consistently bench 95 on a good day, so that's pretty good.
I swear, I must be low test or some shit.

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TO THIS
TELL ME PLEASE DMC5 INCELS

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jawlets
t.jawlet

get your levels checked then and talk to your doctor about it then hurrrr

what was the point of lady and trish? just to say, hey we put them in the game guys!
what a useless bunch

let me finish my work first before you shitpost

Lady is a qt.

FOUR SCOOPS CMON

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>people are getting a boner over a barbie doll
sad

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based

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That’s no lady

I am unironically into him thanks to these stupid fucking threads
t. Bisexual

waiting for a closeup of those feet desu desu

When did this era of nerds in gyms begin?

You think people will finally respect you?

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it's a fuckton funnier when they're in that state, i couldn't help myself.

V confirmed Ken Doll.

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>16-18 year old in the prime of her looks
>35-45 year old after a lifetime of fighting demons

For her age and lifestyle she looks fucking amazing

excluding dicks, there's nothing visible on the human body more disgusting to look at than feet, especially men feet

This fella needs a glass of water

My max is 190lbs. It's not too great but I imagine I'm at least physically stronger than most of my friends, so it's good enough.

Cute

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The main menu screen this is from is hilarious.

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>You think people will finally respect you?
never, but the gains make me better at video games

He's really sexy and androgynous
His ideal role would actually be Griffith

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dude looks like Lady

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Remind me why Dante isn't balls deep in her every day, trying to give Nero a cousin

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hmm....this could be good

He's way too lazy to have sex, and she isn't a pizza.

Because he's balls deep in Lucia, who happens to actually look female.

discover favorite toppings
put pizza over bajeen

Based. Lady is the prettiest and sexiest DMC girl of all time. Jawlets will be SEETHING below

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that's a man baby

She looks like a girl (female)

I don't get these tranny memes. She looks pretty cute in game.

This is the kind of face you want to playfully slap around a bit while she gets embarassed about how turned on she is by it

Who said he isn't?

I'd lick all of their tummies honestly

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I want a Lady GF

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Lady is gorgeous

Hey Lady I think you got the wrong door, Devil May Cry is two blocks down.

i want to be lady

People who don't like Lady are gay.

me too

it's because there are a bunch of fags who are realizing how much they look like a woman

it's seething capcom haters mad yet another big capcom release was successful.

Jawlets

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your waifu will never be relevant, luciafag

>Did somebody say they wanted to fuck Lady?! I'm right here!

Show the full screen faggot, Dante Trish Lady and Morrison are on a conversation. Also, around blacks never relax.

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her pelvis is fucking long man. they fucked that up

Because she gave him PTSD

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The fuck you doin in my house bitch?

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I love her so much.

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thats actually a man

Lady actually looks good in DMC5 though

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>her
>those bolted on tits

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why do her boobs sag the wrong way?

my max bench press is my cook in ur cooch m'lady

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Look at these fags playing the inferior version of the game.

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>Nerdy
Now THAT takes me back. Man the DMC threads before DmC were magical

His tits look fucked up

I can bench press that ass with my dick

>16
>~28
>~40

It was some crazy stuff

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DMC 4 Lady was trash though, only good thing was those bazookas.

DMC 3>= DMC 5 > anime >>>> DMC 4

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Lifting is such a fucking meme and a waste of time and money unless you do a sport. Just don't be fat, dress well, and don't smell like shit and girls will flock to you.
>B-but I lift for myself
Boy shut the fuck up no you don't.

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I'll fuck him

i mate press her, because i dont know better.

That's literally V.

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tell her it's 205

Should have kept the old boots and serious facial expression. Everything else is fine

based

>lifting for girls
lmao, i lift so i can show my beautiful body without shame

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Literally the only thing bad about nuLady is her face, and that's actually kinda good for recent Crapcom.

That slight thigh gap makes my dick harder than her exposing the entire leg.

well umm
y-youre gay

>her face
>bad
nigger what are you smoking

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Why does showing such a small skin part make my dick so god damn hard. It's literally being sexy without being vulgar

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well hows bout you show your body then?

Respect, /fit/izen.

>guy (female)
You have a problem.

fucks sake even i pass better than that

>that door handle height
oh no no no

>nuLady face bad
yeah, right

well yeah im narcissistic and have god complex so what

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same reason random nudity in a game or in real life is more arousing than in porn.
We like the surprise and the modesty

That's so fucking cute god damn

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>weird proportions
>arm bigger than your torso
>has a young teens face on a man's body

Probably 135 if you had me at gunpoint

Awful knees. Would not get cuh razy with

lady strikes fear in the chinlet

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She's the only girl he's ever made a move on and she's the only one that doesn't want to fuck him.

i'm 1,75

>weird proportions
>arm bigger than your torso
it's called posing
>has a young teens face on a man's body
true, i have 29yo and people still asks my ID sometimes

imagine being such a jawlet that even a girl can make you insecure

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are you taller than 6 feet?

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She looked so piglike in 4. I'm glad she looks good again now.

>being 1,70
that's an oof

god can we forget the middle ever happened.
left and right look like a little sister and big sister.
My dick likes

>that 5 foot 7 manlet who lifts to make up for the fact hes shorter then most women
never going to make it

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>Lady 3 x Lady 5 selfcest animations

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youtube.com/watch?v=tiP8bv9tmlI
>Dante's girls are dressed in white (Lady) and black (Trish). Kinda like Ebony and Ivory

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You look like a manlet lmao

where do i sign?

Cute boy (female)

My face looks like the middle slayer, but i'm fat. Should i get into gym? i'm 6'1''

>these faggots shitting on tomboy aka the best type of girl

get shit on niggers

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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are your shoulders wide?

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All I want is a tomboy gf. That's all I ever wanted. Why must they always get ruined in timeskips?

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No it doesn't

i'd fuck her (him), but i'm still straight

not ruined, aged beautifully and looks less boyi
nvm you are right

Man, this hurts to read.

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Yes, my problem is that i spend my whole day everyday lurking Yea Forums and eating shit food with soda. and use glasses

it does

but she didn't got ruined, she's even better

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made me feel better

>it does
Prove it

im not posting my face on Yea Forums wtf

Why is kylo ren in this game?

im talking about shoulder width mine are 20 inches and if i count my delts they are 24 inches

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I'm 6'3 and even I'm insecure as fuck about my height when a chad shows up. I can't imagine how bad it must be for true manlets

How do you even define what a max bench press is?
What's the minimum reps?

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Why not? You can't dox someone from a fresh picture of their face

Regular or Alternate costumes lads

is a manlet anything in the 5 zone?

Jes

well i never measured it, but my grandma says i look like a wardrobe idk if this makes sense in english

Yup. 6'0"-6'1" is pushing it, 6'2" is safe, 6'4" is ideal

aw nuts
well at least im not ugly
hehe

mating press him (her)

I love these goofy placeholder cutscenes they should have been in the base game

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>tfw 6 foot 1
NOOO

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If you like men.

lmao look at that cunt miring her from top to bottom, she wants the lady cunny

IT'S TAPE

> 99 str and knight rings

what rings you got bithc?

yes
5'11 is king manlet
6 is ascended manlet

I played the game on PC and this bit had the lens flare while Trish's butt didn't have any lens flare. Is it just random?

I think it's an illusion. I thought the same thing at first but I think it's the vagoo is longer and the shading on it is also wrong like they fucked up the normal or something.

5 is an overdesigned piece of shit, give her the clothes of 3 for fuck sake

>What do you do?

I would Devil Triggered it if you know what I mean

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Botched abomination does not deserve to live

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>Lad(y)

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On PS4 every butt has lens flare. On PC Trish has none and Lady has some that can be removed by an ini file edit.

Just stand really straight and stretch your neck

put on shoes

Bench her on my bed

*try to succ in the shower*
Where's the dick?

>there are overwhelming amount of ppl claiming to be over 6'2" in height
>Yea Forums meet up pics from past decades are either non-white mexicanos or /fa/ggot tier skinny-fat virgins.

>Loving a monster that fucks old men for horrible fake tits

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more...

Sue Lightning, niqqa

I'm going to make her my wife.

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i don't go to the gym.

Mating press her until she breaks

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Ohoh the tranny chasers are here, what do you think of this one?

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whats your routine m8?

LadyXNico yuri doujins when?

Then why do the people who actually run the world look like shaved fat lab rats?

who is she?

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devs left it in, but you can remove it on pc through config file manipulation

Thanks user I need a cock ring.

Sick comeback

me...

It would suit your neck better

Please do tell the ini edit.

Not very high, but that's why I'm at the gym, right?

is there any practical purpose to benching?

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