More proof that 2D > 3D every time. If she looked like this she would have been 13/10

fuck off weeb.

Very funny response. You fit right in here

Is this the Reset Era equivalent of Kung Pow Penis, or what?

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>that tummy
if she had that in the game she easily would've been the best girl

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have sex autistic dmctard

there is no possible way that ugly sneering cunt could ever be attractive, you fags are all deluded

Just another phrase to add to my ever growing filters. Anyone that speaks in memes and buzzwords isn't worth listening to.

Pursue coitus

bro look at how he looks at nero
he hates him so much

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you dont know shit about vergil if you think that

How did you get that screen? All I see is Vergil and Dante

it's random each time you go to the menu after completing a mission.

It's just a random between-mission scene. I got it after like Mission 13 or so on my second playthrough.

Get laid

Body pillows don't count

Someone please have sex with me.

that looks terrible

She looks black. Why didn't they just make her look black in game? Why did they make Morrison black?

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are you offering?
please bend over if you are and i will have sex

Does her dad look black to you retard

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Damn, that's pretty sexy.
Though honestly she looks sexy as hell in the game when she's not smiling.

That facial expression when you are selecting items is so sexy.

Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru.

wow she was non-nigger delicious brown

Obtain Intercourse

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bix nood indeed

Yeah see, she's hella hot when not smiling.

She looks like she smells

The sooner you realize real life isn't animes, the better

I dunno ask them, they are 90% of the population on this wrected asshole

it actually is funny, it's why people use them. fuckin idiot

more of a reason to put my dick in it

NOOOO D-DISCORD TRANNY

what the hell is a kung pow penis

Did Nico and Nero fuck?

fuck you going on about

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Videogames is not real life as well you dog fellating dung munching mongoloid.

Yes but the characters are now based on real people instead of being anime-faced beauties.

Dios mio...la chilindrina

Hence the uncanny valley look. Real faces barely translates well into a cg form, something always looks off, mostly because even though they model the face real time they still sculpt it. Might as just built the faces in CG then have the expressions mo-capped.

Have sex

Her cosplayer at PAX was spot on. Capcom hired a good one. She had the look less the tats. Would have been more appealing without the tattoos but the tats fits her image.

There are plenty of artists out there who could have competently translated that art into 3d they just chose the wrong ones or the wrong methods

Where do people like these come from? Who cares about any of this shit?

you can't keep saying that without letting us actually fuck you.

they have a lot of issues with FACS i think it might be an ao problem or maybe they fucked up the maps because the folds in the skin always look way too dark

she's not really hot there either.

You really should stay on Yea Forums

reddit most likely. Or its just one "guy" shitposting.

It look like she's kinda black in the concept art. Hair looks like dreadlocks. They should've done that and made her more /fit/

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URGE TO MARRY
RISING

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Ew

Pics?

Nico looks GREAT in game, the only problem is how goofy and unrealistic her voice is.

Her dad barely even looks human. Look at that fucking HEAD.

He could be either or, he's clearly some mutt, and a tremendous one at that.

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Nico is weird because she’s 60% ugly and 40% hot as fuck

My boss looks exactly like her its crazy. Except my boss is in her 40s

>tfw normally want modest and conservative girls
>nico makes me want to purify her with my dick

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Ya seething tranny?

Nero is a good church boy loyal to his pure waifu who enthusiastically embraces being defiled by his Devil Breaker

Nico is for non-sexual friendship

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>that accent
>that personality
>that fashion sense
>those mannerisms
>that body
I HAVE A MIGHTY THIRST

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Tumblr meme where a large number of people responded to a user they were told to not like with "kung pow penis" and a picture of Bernie Sanders

she looks and sounds like she lives in a dumpster.

My god, is this the worst meme ever?

i dont have sex, I FUCK.

Ok, I'll start with your wife

i suddenly want to fuck trashy whores like nicki minaj and ariana grande
what this mean?

>That quick up and down with the eyes before glancing away

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Legs too long

Holy seething

>get laid
>suddenly hate cute anime girls

That's not how it works you mutt lovers.

>like cute anime girls
>never get laid

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Can we make it that any one that posts it is assumed to be talking about the movie and tell them to not be a niggerfaggot and stream it already? Why should we care about some other site's shit memes when we have far better ones?

Discord TRANNNNNIE

>like cute anime girls
>get laid
>still like cute anime girls
Maybe your hypothesis is wrong

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Think I'm in love anons

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I had sex last night. are you some kind of beta that puts sex on a pedestal as if it will fix everything in your life? it sure sounds like you are

it wasn't funny until you replied to him

sauce pls

It's Nico's facial capture model on Instagram. Emily Bador
instagram.cum/p/Bn8jFTDgg6R/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1mgv3pbr5f3ji

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Remember when you guys kept swearing that she wasn't supposed to be brown?
>It's a rockabilly look. N-No, my penis isn't reacting to a mutt. W-white power."
Losers.

what's the difference between the right and middle besides the color of the gloves?

You shouldn't like them as much if you got laid on the regular

shut the fuck up onsokumaru

What is this have sex meme?

It didn't stop me from preferring 2D visuals over 3D.

Are you a virgin? Just asking.

It's basically at the point where there's only small changes to make but the design is already finished.
Changes include
>Glove color
>logo on shirt
Basically middle is the confirmed design, right is the finalized version which fixes colors and adds very tiny details.
You see this a lot with character designers that know what they want from their characters straight away and all their drafts are very niggly little changes over full shifts in design because they aren't certain on the exact design for one or two specific things.
I'm willing to bet there's at least one or two more before middle was reached and right is most likely immediately after middle.

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Normalfags think that people get off to anime girls because they don't have sex, can't get it or are virgins and that should they have sex they would be exactly like they are and consider all anime pedo and sexist and they'd magically hate it after sticking their dick in a hole. This is patently false and unproven as there are many reasons one may like 2D far more than 3D.

This guy fucks

That's correct. Please tell Capcom that.

Nico looked fine, it's Trish and Lady that desperately needed some 2D goodness in their 3DPD captured faces.

Tony Blundetto

I'm not looking at the face, m80

Nah, "1 post by this IP" was worse. But 'have sex' is definitely top five and might get worse if it spreads to other boards. I've only seen it on Yea Forums and Yea Forums and those boards are shit by default so a shitty meme doesn't seem as bad.

just mod her hotter

Nah, that's just a generic animation. When you see them in the van, they all have idle animations individually, they don't "interact" with each other. You can get the same Nero animation you see in your pic but instead of Vergil, you'll see V on the other side.

Same with Dante reading a magazine+Vergil being bored. Dante reading a magazine next to Trish is the original, they just throw in Vergil in there. Pretty interesting thing to do to create the illusion of interaction between characters.

DMC5 shouldn't have used real people face scans, shouldve just done what DMC4 did with 3D versions of 2D designs.

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Hey no shit.

If it's false why does it make you sexually repressed weebs seethe so much?

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hit the weights
take a shower
get a clue
gain height
and have sex ya ding-dong diddly pinhead

someone redpill me on this
i see it everywhere on Yea Forums

But does it? Where is your evidence?

It's literally this

Just look at how many (You)'s user cashed in here This happens across the board. Everytime, without fail.

It's just calling someone an incel.

>people think have sex is a normalfag meme

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What is it bro

shut the fuck up onsokomaru

You might want to look up the definition of seething then.
Of the current 9 (You)s(not including yours since it's in reference not response)
>4 are making jokes
>3 are talking about some shitty Yea Forums meme
>1 posted a brainlet image
>1 is possibly a seething response
So of the 9 only 1 is seething, the rest are; joking, mocking or calling the poster a faggot for posting Yea Forums shit.

>Not wanting to fuck smelly but fit hillybilly trash that smells like cigarettes and motor oil.
>Not wanting to feel disgusted but satisfied with yourself.
I hate myself for this fetish.

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I thought I was in the f-list thread for a second.

It do be like that, bruh. Brace yourself.

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>all this autism over irrelevant shit
have sex

I have, multiple times. Sex doesn't change how a person thinks about everything like it's some Hollywood Romcom. Maybe you need to have sex so you can learn that lesson for yourself.

word

Seek sunlight

>Nah, "1 post by this IP" was worse.

I liked when Yea Forums was "anonymity pushes ideas before people so conversations stay fresh" and not "this backend let's me call out and judge individuals across the board"

And now people are unironically saying that thread IP IDs would improve the site and people are okay with requiring a pass to post.

>Everyone liked Agnus so much that Itsuno made a Rule63 Agnus the shopkeeper who supplies all your weapons
>She uses bits of devils to do it, and synthesizes a tiny pet demon for Dante
>She even has Agnus' stutter, and a similar lock of hair hanging over one eye

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OP let me ask you something.. Do you like paintings or women? Because no matter how hard it gets,youll never see a 3d female like you do a 2d object

>She going full spaghetti after meeting Dante
That was so cute

>Nero hates her smoking but lights her up anyway

Nice

I did that once in high school. Best pussy of my life. Too bad hearing her talk made me want to throw her in traffic.

Puerto Rican hooooooore

So I'm a brainlet, I'm on DMD mode just started and how the fuck do you get the breaker that heals you?

I had sex once. It didn't live up to the hype.

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