Someone offers you 100k a year to work anywhere in the game industry. What position and company would you take

Someone offers you 100k a year to work anywhere in the game industry. What position and company would you take.

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Valve. I'd work on some shitty VR gizmo that nobody wants, get cut from the team and get a sweet severance package so I can retire early.

I don't mean to be that guy but 100k would be a pay cut for me. I wouldn't do it.

Lead writer in bioware.
I'd save them from themselves.

100k a year? front desk

Janitor at Nintendo

The ideas guy.
Make my dream games into reality, while making lods of emone.

Mailroom slave because I am deeply unqualified to work anywhere else in the video game industry.

I'd love to make grass textures anywhere.
Grass textures often suck dick so that would help.

One of those community relations positions that is nothing but occasional forum moderation and social media posting. I would do it on top of a regular job by randomly shitposting throughout the day.

by virtue of frequenting Yea Forums you're actually overqualified for game tester

>100k to be a game tester
where do i sign?

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whatever Pete Hines does, he seems like the type of person who comes 2 hours to late to work and eats other people's lunch while complaining about some mundane shit and spends the rest of the day being miserable on the toilet tweeting something

100k to work ANYWHERE?
I'll take the position that requires me to be there for least amount of time exerting the least amount of effort.

Any position, take CEO of something, work for the lower pay for a year or two, golden parachute into another job for at least a seven figure salary. One you have CEO of EA, Ubisoft, or Activision Blizzard on your resume you can just walk into any CEO job.

I already make more than that working at Ubishit.
So I wouldn't take it.

Indie game dev. Then I develop a low effort Sudoku app and spend the rest of my life maintaining it.

Shilling on Yea Forums.

Lights guy, I turn on the lights in the morning. They turn off on a timer.

Nintendo, porno inspector. They'd pay me to visit Comiket and bunch of different conventions to see what kind of porn featuring their characters were being sold. Obviously everything I bought would be research material on company's dime.

Its a pay cut for me too, but I would do it because my current job makes me want to die.

>Someone offers you 100k a year to work
>working
In your dreams, nerd.

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Whatever position is responsible for designing game mechanics and balance.
In whichever big company, could be even one of the SJW ones.

I'd usher a new era of autismal games with well though out mechanics geared towards anti-realistic fun, replayability, good enemy AI.
Writing would be shit, all females would be ugly, but it would still be fun and sell gorillions.

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Public relations on nintendo or anything on valve.

I am now the CEO of Valve. I make decision to discontinue Steam and go back to making games. Steam website will only show big text:
>You didn't really own the games. They were just rented. Other digital shops will close soon too. Buying anything there is waste of money.
After that, the industry go back to sell physical. Probably on Pendrives or SD cards in cases you can put on your shelf.

Well I already do statistics related work so I'll just take some data analytics position or something

I love how Yea Forums is so sheltered and void of real world experience and knowledge that they think 100k is a lot.

Any lead at a big studio is making more than 100k.
Any producer at a big studio is making more than 100k.
Any programmer at a big studio that isn't an entry level junior bitch is making 100k.
Any top tier technical animator is making 100k.
Any art director is making 100k.

Fucking apply yourselves and stop wasting your time larping about shit.

100k is a lot when the average isnt even half of that
stupid fuck

lead game designer and marketer but without any technical knowledge like kojima

valve
janitor
gotta whiff gabens sweet farts ya know??

I love how (You) is so sheltered and void of real world experience and knowledge that they think 100k is nothing

I would bet anything you're no older than 16.

100k is literally statistically a fucking lot you idiot.
The fact that you think it isn't actually just shows how sheltered and devoid of real world experince you are.

this is some good bait.

>OP posts image with "DREAM JOB" written in the middle of it
>OP stipulates that employment in any position will be granted with a fixed 100k annual salary
>>ur all so dum peepel hoo werk 4 video games can urn mor than that
DREAM JOB

Fucking apply yourselves.

Fucking IT managers in big studios are on more than 100k a year.

Social media manager for literally anyone.

Shitpost professionally until I take it too far and the outrage mob demands my head.

Double down and go out in a blaze of glory.

Yeah, in places where $120k is the poverty line

The fact that the DREAM JOB would pay less than the real world equivalent in this fantastical theoretical discussion is the entire point, OP is a clueless faggot, as are the rest of you.

Youre a bit slow

game tester is actually extremely boring. you are expect to walk along every wall pressing every combination of buttons while doing so in the hopes that you break the game. You don't actually play the game.

>guaranteed employment in a position of your choosing
>DREAM JOB

Are you blind, or merely retarded?

Janitor at a game studio, so i'm not responsible for actively making a shitty game
Hey, I still get that 100k so fuck it

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Take the money and run

>you should get paid more in these position
>look these guys make over 100k ez
>0 experience

LOL

Tupac: Caaaliforniaaa!

whatever role is lowest hours and effort

I interviewed for a job as an analyst in the PSN team a couple of years back. The salary was not enough but I wish I'd taken it. Going with a higher paying consultancy job was a mistake.

>DREAM JOB
>>NO, I SED U CAN GET PAYD MOR! U ol hav no xpeereeins! Jobs r onlee about pay.
DREAM JOB

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custodian

why the fuck would i wanna work hard if im guaranteed 100k?

my dream job is no job, gib me dat 100k for free

Custodian is a hard job too
harder than sitting at a desk and doing nothing for 90% of the work day at least

ive worked as a custodian before and now I'm a desk jockey

was less shitty on my back, and kept me up and moving during the day. id rather deal with physical effort than crunchtime stress and politicking that comes with any kind of office gig.