Kills you

>kills you
>points down and throws dung pie at you
why the fuck people do this??

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>can't handle the bants
You're a joke.

To make them cry about it on a public forum, obviously

were you playing like shit? it's deserved then
you weren't? they're trying to get you salty and succeding.
GIT GUD

You deserve to be mocked if you lose to an invader in 3.

Why do you let it bother you?

Why is point down the most infuriating gesture in the Souls franchise?

>a joke
It's not even funny

He also uses a dark build

Because it implies superiority when used against you.

They're mean!

Pointing down isn't funny at all, it's pure cringe.

Well! What is it! was funny and I always laughed at it even when I got shit on by an invader.

You're the joke

It's not even funny

this boy kills you in 3 hits and tanks all your attacks with pure big dick poise
what do you do?

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I agree, you're not funny

It is to me, especially now when when you've told me that it makes you mad

Cry on vee

It doesn't matter what you find funny because they're laughing at you not with you. Scrub.

>invade someone for some pvp action
>its john nigger and his two summoned phantom friends
>spend 20 minutes killing the phantoms as they cycle to heal and retreat while protecting their host
>finally get to fight john nigger, host of embers 1v1
>he runs away to summon his friends again
>repeat the same fight
>get a few hits in, kill john nigger, host of embers
I would do more than point down to these kinds of players if I could

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Things in games that are mutually enjoyable for all players involved are better than things that just piss people off.

>trying their best to make people mad in the internet
grow up edgy kiddos

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because they get owned irl and want to vent.
also git gud

That feel when you meet a Pyromancer with the same weird ass weapons/spell setup.

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dung pie? you fucked up son.

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>tfw someone actually falls in your dumb pyromancy traps

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this has ALWAYS looked like complete shit and total fuckery to me, with all the phantom hits from swings that don't even look like they connect.

how much of a fucking dungeon and dragon nerd do you have to be to force yourself to enjoy such a shitty developed pvp experience?

the fuck is wrong with you ds fags?

is it real autism?

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How about you get the fuck off my board you low test bug. Maybe you should play offline since you suck at games and your soft as fuck. Providence' packs just about everything improv-related from the last two albums into its eight short minutes

Because it's funny. Don't be a little bitch fag.

n-no
both of those players are complete trash to be desu
phantom hits only if there's lag, ideally you woudn't be dealing with those
the fun in DS pvp is that at high level it's basically fighting game fundamentals with poking, super armor, trade, mixes, etc, but most importantly your own build to come up with gimmick setups

I did it nary 10 minutes ago against some faggot dark spirit who killed my fellow Aldrich.
Dark Souls 1 had the absolute worst PvP, nobody denies this + those two are playing like utter trash.

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>Invading ascent to Twin Princes
>Host and his two buttbuddies cosplaying as Nameless King
>Phantoms start buffing while host runs up to me
>Parry oneshot him

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That webm's sick

such an amazing feeling

It's hilarious, especially with the chastising thwacks by the host. But it's also the best argument to shut up faggots who think poise was best during Dark Souls 1.

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>that webm

game looks fun man

removing all your armor then mooning is more fun

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Fun? Fuck yeah. Case in point. Is it the worst PvP of the Souls games? Absolutely.

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>kills you
>points up and starts spinning
What did he mean by this

Duels have never been good and still aren't.
Invasions where the host/phantoms are trying to get through the level, both sides have their own advantages and are constantly trying to outwit eachother, honor is thrown out the window, and everyone is using everything at their disposal are where it's at.

lol git gud lmao

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Truth right here. Fuck honor and duel fags. DS isn't a fighting game with sick 1v1. Also if you invade and just 1v1 without abusing the enemies/terrain you are a faggot.

Desu duels are fun when I've got about 20 minutes of time to play. Start up>Continue>Undead Match>I'm in a fight. Takes about 2 minutes.

to collect tasty hatemail, of course. most dont take the bait, but its pretty funny when someone finally does flip out.

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