>"One copy of Devil May Cry 5, please!"
"One copy of Devil May Cry 5, please!"
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Ah yes, the "one person represents the whole" thread. Boy this is getting old
The biggest crime in this pic is he's in gamestop.
t. literally the guy in the op
What's he buying, Yea Forums?
>ah yes
cringe
t. assblasted dmctard
seething
You think he wants another necklace?
based and redpilled
Stop going to gamestop!
tried alittle too hard
What a cool guy
Which hit too close to home, the hat or the gross t-shirt?
You're favorite game and the game you were looking forward to.
What's this red thing?
Considering he's in the Nintendo section probably Smash
Me good you poopoo xd
His devil trigger
mad
Shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protein lightning-mcqueen vending machine what'chu mean Ocean Man by Ween headass the fuck up bitch
That's actually exactly what I imagine a person playing DMC would look like. Nothing wrong with that tho.
>gross
headphones
So it's like airpods for poorfags? Yuck.
>Wearing graphic T-shirts
Please don't tell me you actually do this.
Lol the fucking loser is literally wearing a pentagram. Edge level on nova prime.
>he
his mom is paying, can't you see the nintendo section
I got nothing to come back at you with. You win.
>you can only where plain shirts
gringe :D
Paper Mario Sticker Star I guess
Not Really, there is a distinction in between „AirPods“ Wireless Bluetooth headphones. The bose sports bluetooth headphones or the sony WI1000X for example go with the same Technologie but the Sound quality is way higher than the Air ports.
Pic related are Low budget LG though.
YAMERO!!!!!
Airpods are shit
I thought people like this ceased existing once the internet exposed them to genuine mockery from every corner of human civilization. I’m happy some of these 2001 era type nerds still exist somehow.
Literally nothing wrong with them, unless it's some cringy shit or some company's logo
That lady's facial expression is making me laugh so hard
>I don't get paid enough for this shit.
QUE TE JODAN
That's actually a pretty perfect representation of what I imagine a diehard DMC fan looks like.
and what's that red thing around his neck? First I thought he was wearing sunglasses backwards around his neck, but no one is that cool.
I miss the age of the fedora and neckbeard
before everyone became self-aware, not by discovery of self but because the whole internet was laughing at it
Have a way more accurate description of DMCfags.
Nah, cope and cringe dmc neckbeard :)
youtube.com
It was a different time.
How the hell is this guy still dressed like this? Is Him still a thing? I knew people that dressed like this 10+ years ago. Wtf.
You're the reason why modern male fashion is bland garbage
>physical
>2019
Does he have a huge cock or is he stuffing socks down there?
seriously though is fedora still a thing?
That guy might be good looking if he dressed like a normie, got a haircut, shaved, lost the Evanescence-tier imagery, and ditched the fedora. Too bad.
god I fucking hate fat people.
>B-B-BUT MY GENETICS
>B-B-B-BUT I EAT SO LITTLE AND GAIN SO MUCH WEIGHT
>B-B-B-BUT MY PARENTS WERE FAT SO IM DESTINED TO BE FAT TOO
This is some of the shit I hear from my fat friends lmao
>doesn't think they're fat because their parents ate in a way that makes them fat and raised them and brainwashed them into thinking 4000 calories a day is how much the body actually needs for nourishment
The chick looks decent enough but you can tell she probably hasn't showered all week and her feet are dirty.
Gotta love digital games, amirite? Let me download that cool retro beat em up they released a few years ago, Scott Pilgrim. OH WAIT IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE BECAUSE THE FUCKING LICENSE EXPIRED. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MORON!
how did you get this photo of me and my gf?
How embarrassing.
>tfw thick rimmed glasses, cropped hair, and poorly kept bears is making you miss fedoras and neckbeards and graphic t-shirts
>god I fucking hate fat people.
Xenoblade Chronicles X
if you bought it, you own unlimited copies forever.
Unless you're on console... in which case you're a retard several times over.
where do you live?
>that shirt
WHAT YEAR IS IT
cant wait to save gamestop once me and my friends get our 1000$ a month
the year where tripfags should be shot
Wrong
I live in burgerland of course and it's definitely more of a fucking problem over here
>visited a few countries in Europe, been to Asia before
>SIGNIFICANTLY less fatties
People over here just fucking stuff their fucking face as much as they are able to it seems, then go "M-M-M-M-M-MUH GENETIX".
What a fucking absolute drain on the health system.
>white """people"""
Being this butthurt over tripfriends isn't healthy. Be well user!
Haha he's re-enacting the Michael Jackson scene.
Of course a redditor wouldn't know that was the context.
Ah, yes let's go download the game on PC... It's not there.
Fuck you digitalwhore
It wasn't released on PC. It's lost to time now.
thanks u too______________
They'll probably kill themselves anyways when they all become trannies.
Imagine fiending for attention so much that you put a trip on a fucking anonymous taiwanese hat weaving forum and then participate in threads where your identity doesn't matter.
The drive for attention will cause them turn to trannydom.
40% faggot fuck
>Unless you're on console... in which case you're a retard several times over.
that's the problem it was a CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE you stupid digicuck
He's packing! I'd suck it.
Take this picture of me down immediately
suck mine faggot
No way this is a serious picture. No fucking way. Please tell me it's not.
Isn't this guy literally Barry?
>Implying you're not already talking to a tranny
Mr Braun will be on the way out soon
>tell me it's not.
it's not
it is
acting more like Virgin then Vergil desu famalam
And I shall, where you at?
What the fuck are you on? Never heard of, say, a stripe?
Graphic t-shirts is hardly fashion
h-how awful haha
W I D E
western europe
>tfw this guy died
can you please fuck off?
Fans really do ruin every good thing in existence. I enjoy DMC but knowing I have to associate with this queer makes me enjoy it less
is gaylo actually that broad or is that an edit?
I guarantee this dude stuffs
Imagine how I felt when I bought KH3 and got a good glimpse of the fandom for the first time in my life.
bayonetta is better than this shit series
I feel bad for this guy honestly