>Become employee of the month for a company spanning the northeast
>They want to put me in the company newsletter
>"So user, what are your hobbies?"
H-Help.
Become employee of the month for a company spanning the northeast
Aiden Scott
Isaiah Robinson
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Kevin Thompson
Just do what every basic bitch does and say you hike
Isaac Butler
uhh well i like listening to music and uhh hanging out with friends hehe you know.... yeah.
Hunter Parker
That's a perfect hole for my sasuga
Jaxson Williams
I know that feel.
Jace Taylor
Why is Kaos such a fucking shit
Jace Phillips
No one has "hobbies" anymore. Just name some shit you like to do. I maintain snow boarding is a "hobby" even though I go like once every 2-3 years
Carter Ward
just make up a characterture of something, people in the company will enjoy reading it. people like judging people so give them something interesting to judge
unironically say you make a point to mercilessly hunt down and destroy every gen z player in your favorite video game to prove you still got it. you have 200 hours in dance dance revolution to stay fit and can name every mario game while blindfolded.
Lucas Hernandez
I obviously do not hike.
Christopher Miller
That makes it even funnier
Say you like hiking, working out, bodybuilding and swimming
Isaiah Brooks
Will your newsletter have a picture of you? If so you should do this.
Justin Moore
say you like going out to clubs and fucking stacies, getting instagram likes and helping animals escape from factory farms
Ian Lewis
Listening to music, reading, video games, swimming, cooking, tv and hanging out with friends.
Adam Howard
>Hi, I like listening to music, reading, video games, swimming, cooking, tv and hanging out with friends.
Isaac Rivera
I'm not black, though.
Cooper Wood
The point is to seem normal, it's a great answer
Julian Thomas
Say you paint miniatures and go hiking. Even if you don't, just lie.
Cameron Nelson
The only answer seems to be killing myself.
Wyatt Bell
Tell them you draw anime
Samuel Hall
>I play x instrument and cook
Two that never fail.
Alexander Allen
>Not having any other hobbies other than video games
C'mon mate, even drawing's easy to pick up.