Samus
Samus
Parker Moore
Logan Johnson
I like Samus
Connor Reed
why would you wear a bra under a skintight suit?
Brayden Scott
Why would you wear a skin-tight suit over actual skin
Adrian Baker
>boner culture
No thanks
Jayden Thompson
Power armor's cold
Jason Cox
why would you wear actual skin
Cameron Perry
What do Samus' bones feel like?
Samuel Reyes
Literally made for lobster cock
Jack Collins
Hot as fuck. Especially when her life gets drained from a bucculus or a metroid.
Charles Rodriguez
>Samus will never jerk you off while teasing and making you feel insignificant because she's so much taller than you
Why even live
Henry Lee
Made to be bred by people of a darker complexion than her
Blake Powell
Made for Ridley's big Johnson.
Ethan Bennett
That's why it's called the 0 suit there's nothing underneath it's like a second set of skin for wearing the varia suit or whatever she's wearing at the time
Ryder Thomas
Samus wouldn't wear a bra or panties underneath the zero-suit, it's skin tight and provides all the support she needs. This picture is retarded.
Austin Gray
This thread is for cute pictures of Samus. Please do not post inappropriate images or thoughts.
Noah Watson
MADE FOR BBC
Jonathan Morris
What are some fun fan-made Metroid games and romhacks?
I really need a fix and I'm sick of replaying the same games.
Caleb Torres
Based
Jacob Gray
... Seamus.
Luis Bell
based and chozopilled
Asher Gonzalez
Grayson Cooper
It's all well and good that Samus Aran is strong. But does she have what it truly takes to be a bounty hunter?
For example, when you need to obtain a bounty mark's whereabouts from some career criminals in a seedy backwater bar, but the federation has outlawed torture, what's your other option?
Joseph Martin
Ayden Johnson
James Hill
she will beat the fuck out of you
Blake Allen
Austin Carter
God, her original zero suit design was so much better.
Jonathan Robinson
Reminder that this is samus' canon, 100% official design since over a decade. Mommydom slimes need to go and stay go from this franchise.
Asher Brown
Luke Campbell
based skeleposter
Blake King
I will never forgive them for turning her into a womanlet
Matthew Wood
>Average guy is an absolute manlet
Easton Wilson
IMAGINE
Justin Mitchell
tall slab of beef samus is equally good as “average-size but still kicks your ass with ease” samus
theres no need to fight
Julian Long
There are a lot of indians and chinese on the planet who bring down the average.
Juan Smith
Brody Clark
>average guy
>5'6"
Ayden Hall
Bentley Kelly
I want to remodel her shithole
Lincoln Sanchez
Christian Smith
Cooper Wood
>tfw the manlet cutoff got lowered and I make the cut now
Ryder Thompson
Connor Garcia
Realistically, do you think Samus would have any chance in a 1v1 pitched battle against the cock?
William Butler
yes, it’s easier to get guys off than the other way around
Evan Scott
How old is Samus
Carson Baker
Ayyy are ya fuckin kiddin' me pal? Nobody beats da cock!
Grayson Johnson
Jayden Jackson
Dark Samus!
Adrian Edwards
You really, truly think that runt has any chance against the cock?
Levi Hughes
I want my face to have a 1v1 with her direct booty hole
Blake Diaz
>...What are you looking at?
how do you respond, Yea Forums
Ryder Lopez
Owen Sullivan
Brody Watson
I love my perfect wife Samus more than anything, bros.
Owen Brooks
13
Jason Peterson
god I wish this was me
Aiden Johnson
not the cock
Hudson Martinez
Jonathan Baker
Jordan Turner
This guy gets it
Ryan Cooper
Y-YOU TOO
Nathaniel Nguyen
your ass
Austin Barnes
fuck her in the vent
Juan Nelson
>metroid sucking Samus's big futa cock for energy
based
James Gutierrez
>tfw if Samus was a guy we would never have these gay threads full of hairy dyels posting
That's why Doomguy>Slutmus
Connor Moore
im out bros
Nathan Rodriguez
that's not ethical and the federation cannot sanction such an action
Evan Garcia
That's a lovely vent.
Luke Collins
Is it true that mana potions taste like Samus Aran
Anthony Butler
Only one man belongs to Samus
Kayden Parker
>that long tongue
oh fukc
Ethan Wilson
Jackson Kelly
>Captain Potato Farm Feet
Aiden Gonzalez
no way fag
Levi Ortiz
Do you prefer canon Samus or SSB Samus?
Joshua Turner
S A M A S S
Hudson Ward
Samus is really just saber desu
Jaxson White
Dylan Smith
>454141976
commit anhero, delusional mommydom slime
Robert Gutierrez
I prefer Metroid.
Justin White
Levi Foster
>tfw 5’11.745789” and will never be 6’
Liam Morris
Christian Morris
Anthony Hall
blue poweraid
Henry Powell
Nolan Collins
Basically 6ft but I'm not gonna pretend women don't notice.
Joshua Powell
>seriously? are you seriously asking that? what the hell do you THINK Im looking at? now keep going before my claustrophobia kicks in or somebody activates the vents and kills us
Gabriel Jackson
Samus is from a time when we had "female protagonists" and no one virtue signaled because SJWs hadn't infected video games yet. We just played the games and enjoyed them.
Elijah Hall
I want to marry Samus and cum deep inside of her while kissing her beauty mark and holding hands.
Hudson Brooks
Leo Reyes
I want to sneak onto Samus' ship while she's away from this poor guy!
Elijah Perry
Jayden Smith
This makes me want Samus in Mario Kart.
Joseph Davis
How do I get a big titty gf
Josiah Wilson
she killed millions
Benjamin Howard
Please fuck off.
Liam Morris
Why don't you just play games and enjoy them now? Because someone on twitter said something you disagree with?
Hudson Morgan
Same.
Ayden Watson
did you do your attunement quests
Jeremiah Phillips
Kill yourselves back to resetera, retards.
Julian Gonzalez
Thomas Hill
You are the problem here
Josiah Fisher
knocking up samus aran and putting her high performance chozotech body to use as a housewife!
Nathan Rivera
>Samus showing skin
Jacob Howard
canon timeline as of now
>age 3: adopted by Chozo
>14 left to join Galactic Fed
>17 quit the G Fed to go on her own
>20 events of Zero Mission
>23 events of Prime 1, Hunters, and Prime 2
>24 Prime 3
>27 Samus Returns and Super Metroid
>28 Fusion
Christian Edwards
Your shithole
I'm going to remodel it
John Martinez
Why does Samus arch her back so much? Does she know what she's doing?
Jaxon Russell
>Reminder that Samus was supposed to be a red head
Jason Martin
We already told you to fuck off, SJW. You're not welcome in this thread or on this board.
Brody Barnes
There are no canon dates or ages besides that she was "a child" when the Chozo adopted her. Your post is fanfiction.
Jeremiah Lee
>Another Other M shillthread
Everyone here should kill themselves.
Isaiah Murphy
Wow, she doesn't look 6'3 or whatever at all. Glad to see Samus has always been canon 5'3 and soft.
Dylan Gomez
Camden Gutierrez
Christopher Taylor
not pictured: my swinging dick, just out of frame
Lucas Moore
Most white men, like other races, have a darker complexion than their female counterpart.
Aaron Myers
Samus may have the actual highest sperm bodycount of any character in video game history. She was the first female sex symbol in games
Nathan Lee
Because they're shit.
Evan Garcia
Burger King Kids Club?
Anthony Hughes
don't stop
Jace Ortiz
why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Dominic Foster
Jace Brown
That isn't canon. In fact, it tells you at the top of the page in bright blue retard-proof letters that it isn't canon.
Thomas Barnes
I know, right, everything was better when we were kids.
Gavin Gray
Nolan Smith
Zero Suit < Super Metroid Bikini < Metroid Fusion haltertop < The dress from the manga
Jaxson Cruz
>samus technically becomes a mommy after Metroid 2
Were they ahead of the times?
Wyatt Powell
god i'd give anything to stick my nose or cock in there
Josiah Lee
My only gripe is that I wish the Zero Suit looks like it served a purpose in interfacing with the suit or cushioning certain impact zones like that kind of thing always does in the animes. I still want it to be sexy, I just want it to be functionally sexy. Ditch the heals already, especially the retarded Smash Bros ones, Samus Returns half assed it for no reason. I guess I'd also prefer her luscious locks to come back over the ponytail she sticks with now.
Jason Wright
reminder that samus was an orphan who grew up isolated from other humans, and by the time she entered human space she was already perceived as a freak by everyone around her.
there is virtually no chance that she's your mommydom fantasy. samus likely has severe mommy and daddy problems. she probably sits around in her ship all day fantasizing about what it would be like to get patted on the head and told you're a good girl
also all-but assured that she's socially keyed-out and fundamentally has little in common with others, as well as being insecure and afraid of forming close bonds, since, you know, the last time she tried that both of them got murdered by space pirates in front of her
the idea of a strong, stoic, mommy samus is a hilarious fantasy that doesn't make even a grit of logical sense. people who have their parents die at 3 don't grow up to be strong stoic emotionally intact people
Gabriel Phillips
>Ditch the heals already
Die, American waste of oxygen. No one cares about your unsurprising political opinions. Fuck off forever.
Christian Davis
>trench coat dresses
bretty good
Jose Jenkins
my brain just processes this as obsessively clingy.
L O R D Y E S
William Bailey
>she probably sits around in her ship all day fantasizing about what it would be like to get patted on the head and told you're a good girl
works for me
Oliver Stewart
Samus would be a massive celebrity in the Federeation as she is the premier Space Hunter who saved them from the Space Pirate incursions a hundred times over. Her dressing in concealing yet feminine clothes that accentuate her height and bearing would make sense.
Luis Rivera
are you prepared to be her surrogate mom + dad + shower her with enough attention and affection to make up for 15+ years without a drop of it? good luck lad
Parker Collins
Rent free
Adam Edwards
hell the fuck yes.
Leo Barnes
Joshua Cox
Barring Other M, the few times we've seen inside Samus' head she seemed fairly stable.
Dominic Kelly
Did you make this post?
James Richardson
>board samus' ship in order to complete the transfer of a bounty target she's been transporting
>everything goes well, the guy is handed off without issue
>samus keeps following you around to talk about the bounty job, always darting away satisfied after you praise her and then quickly finding some excuse to come back and bait more compliments
William Diaz
I want her to sit on my face
Nathaniel Morales
This is what peak performance looks like. Smash Heels Samus is gaudy and nonsensical.
Parker Lewis
God stop reminding me that this obnoxious talentless flap exists
Adrian Edwards
Carson Evans
I'll disagree about her mental stability. The chozo did a good job of keeping her together and everything. As far as social interaction and relationship Dynamics with other humans, you're probably dead-on.
Blake Gutierrez
yes
wherever I go, I must also freud
Austin Turner
the fuck is this post
the fuck do you think heals mean
the fuck
Angel Evans
The poor space pirates would be terrified of all that clanking around. What makes the hunter "afraid" and in pain?
David Jackson
>space pirates capture & attempt to weaponize snake, their only weapon against the hunter
Jonathan Clark
Here is the sequel
Isaac Wilson
>never played a Metroid game in my life
>instead grew up with System Shock
Nathan Russell
FAT
Henry King
Just remember the basics of CQC . Close quarters cock .
Luis Wilson
Yeah, not sure why they changed Samus's appearance so much for Smash. Most of the other characters are pretty accurate.
Oliver Walker
Play the prime games, they are perfected on emulator now that ubershaders were finally completed.
Isaac Jackson
It's spelled "heels" 1st grader
Nicholas James
You're allowed to play both.
Juan Foster
>no spin-off game starring young Samus
Christopher Carter
Cheers lads, gonna hopefully save up for a Switch aswell.
Asher Morgan
brainlet
Jack Wood
play Fusion
Ian Bennett
wat
John Young
you wouldn't desecrate the savior of zebes with hot glue, would you, anonymous?
Gavin Roberts
Hollow like bird bones.
Jason Rivera
>average guy
>5'6
Hunter Turner
Nicholas Powell
Redheads are my weakness and im not into blondes.
If samus was ginger shed be way hotter.
Evan Scott
TUUUUUUUBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Luis Morris
I love Samus!
Carson Peterson
thats actually better for me since I never liked the mommy shit
Xavier Sanders
the average guy isn't 5'6 its 5'9
im 6'0 get fucked short people
Asher Foster
Literally a man
Ryder Hill
Cute!
Jackson Walker
Hunter Rodriguez
Whatever manga Samus was.
Adrian Williams
Adrian Wright
Precious!
Owen Williams
>by the time she entered human space she was already perceived as a freak by everyone around her.
The Federation is a xenophile democratic collective. Why the hell would it's population be fearful or hateful of someone who looks like a perfectly normal, albeit STRONK, human female? This isn't 40k. She was raised by the Chozo, and while a bit esoteric and maybe a bit to intrigued with making her a Hero there isn't really a reason to think her childhood left her emotionally stunted.
She isn't a dominatrix and she isn't a submissive gimp, she's a well educated, physically talented woman of a particularly notable profession, relation, and past. She likely doesn't have any issue displaying or receiving affection, the issue is other people understanding she's approachable and as kind as she is.
Jace Thompson
>5'9
>average
If you're a man and not Asian 6'0 is average.
Brayden Fisher
denial post
just one piece of denial after the next
Hudson Nguyen
Actually manga metroid is best metroid over all.
Gabriel Hernandez
>26regionSFM
>noname55
>SumthinDifrnt
Nathaniel Adams
For any western country 6'4 is normal for men. Otherwise you are basically asian tier
Isaac Nguyen
Colton Cooper
Owen Williams
>tfw 6'5
Dominic Brown
>incels pulling figures out of their asses again
Matthew Scott
Adam Roberts
Nathaniel King
If you are less than 6'8 it's time to hang up the man card.
Eli Scott
stop stealing from /trash/ threads you fuck, i've seen you in other threads too
Cameron Reed
she wouldn't wear a real authentic-looking cowboy hat, she would wear some stupid looking white neoplastic imitation she bought in an interstellar gas station for 2 credits
Easton Hernandez
good pairing
Elijah Hill
>Average guy
>5'6
Justin Foster
I can't believe only basketball players have sex
Bentley Perez
>t. 6'2 manlet
get on the 7'8 master race little boy
Isaiah Morgan
It's a good post, good enough to save
Tyler Martinez
Howdy miss~
Robert Price
Everyone has sex. Everyone except for you.
Mason Lee
>tfw 12389'5
>gf is very petite, only 4 planck lengths
>when we're having sex she gets altitude induced oxygen loss, which produces an effect like hands-free autoerotic asphyxiation
can you even IMAGINE being below 12000'?
Ryan Foster
>little mac gets off on the bullying
Adam Campbell
>he's shorter than 4 AU
LMAO
Julian Barnes
were sorry user we didn't wanna say you were the only one. sorry he had to break it to you
Ryan Garcia
Kayden Roberts
>4 planck lengths
IMAGINE just walking around atomic shells trying to find different leptons to bang her on
Ryan Long
I'm 2 light-hours tall. I sent this post right after yours appeared, sad it will take so long for my valuable input to reach you.
Colton Parker
agreed, she'd have some serious PTSD and mommy&daddy issues, but overall she would be pretty well adjusted
Andrew Sanders
i like this fetish but idk if it has a certain name
Logan Bell
Your right but, theres nothing that can be done anymore
Chase Robinson
Ayden Scott
samoose
Joseph Johnson
Cool Halo fanart, bro
Ryder James
The Scuttle System is under attack by Ridley Boots' band of Space Pirates and only one Half-Chozo Hero can stop them.
Liam Cook
How is it denial to point out the basis of your assertions is as incorrect as the basis for the assertions of mommydom fags are incorrect? There is no longer a Canon age for when the Attack on K-2L occurred so whether Samus was a very young child or a late adolescent is a major psychological factor we know nothing about. We have no idea what the conditions of her rearing and training on Zebes were, if there were many or any Chozo children, did a pair of Chozo play a dedicated role raising her? How did they perform? What was her training like? We have limited ideas on what her entrance back into the Federation. Were her first interactions with fellow humans kind or hostile?
It's impossible to guess how Samus should behave as an individual or how she would sexually develop because aside from her birth parents being killed by Space Pirates we have literally nothing to base any assumptions on. We can only make very limited guesses based on the character we are given and for the most part that character is largely defined by being brave enough to go against the galaxies greatest threats and caring or inquisitive enough to save small animals and escort a baby metroid around.
Mason Gray
I love my wife Samtae!
Gabriel Anderson
Adrian Moore
Cooper Miller
She's so cute when she's blushing
Levi Watson
>half-chozo
I know it's just a colloquialism but Samus is probably 1-2% chozo at most.
A fruit fly is 60% human, genetically speaking.
If Samus was 50% chozo she would definitely look very chozo, and not like a peak-genetics human.
Hell, 0.001% of SNPs = the difference between antennas and legs on your face.
Hunter Brooks
Oliver Allen
Is it bad I love Samus the most with her armor on?
Zero Suit's still great tho
Bentley Richardson
I want to fuck girl mac
Brayden Hall
or a human is 60% fruit fly
Carson Jones
That just means you're an American with deep rooted psychosexual mental problems that makes you ashamed of anything that arouses you. Also probably got your dick mutilated at birth to prevent you from feeling sexual pleasure.
Jeremiah Cooper
Thanks, autist.
Christian Johnson
no problem man
Owen Wilson
That's normal.
Henry Edwards
Justin Rodriguez
who wouldn't?
Michael Murphy
Where did that come from?
That's it, armor without helmet is my fav.
Alexander Sullivan
>avarage guy
>5'6
LMAO
I'm 5'11 and think I'm a manlet, how detached from reality you must be to think 5'6 is avarage? 5'6 is probably woman avarage.
Grayson Sanders
Ayden Adams
thank you sybb
Isaac Taylor
Thank you Mr entomologist
Brody Green
Is there more from this person? I'm into it.
Alexander Smith
white males will say this is fake
Ryder Campbell
Blake Smith
EYYYYYYYYYY
Hunter Russell
My god she desperately needs a ___ inside of her
Juan James
Is this what it feels like when you have a bounty on your head and you've just heard Samus Aran entered the sector?
Levi Butler
Schizo-kun got lost on the way to Yea Forums. Just ignore him until the mods finish their soup.
Nicholas Thompson
Go away Jeff Goldblum.
Andrew Clark
hamburger
Ethan Hill
Robert Carter
She was so much better in Smash4 than SmashU
Chase Cox
I would just give in
Eli Sanchez
I would still remodel her shithole
Ethan Diaz
Cheers, boss.
David Parker
Is this how they roleplay?
Caleb Jackson
>that stage of every metroid thread where all of the good japanese art has been posted and now it's just ugly amerigoblin art
Bentley Cooper
Unfortunately David Liu doesn't draw much of Samus, but I like his OCs.
Ryan Carter
Christian Powell
Other M
Owen Lee
Aaron Scott
I never knew I wanted this.
Dylan Howard
I M A G I N E
Lincoln Williams
Never ever use the gradient tool boys
John Reed
Nicholas Wilson
a cute.
Nolan Davis
Why did you save this?
Benjamin Lopez
lovely.
Liam Ward
some women's back's just rest like that bro, especially in heels like that version.
Cameron Ramirez
>some women's back's just rest like that bro
Carter Diaz
How would you respond if you found Samus' stone cold fucking corpse
Isaac Taylor
...
Well, might as well get some use out of it...
Samuel Cruz
because I have an unhealthy obsession with princessification.
Juan Anderson
Panic because whatever killed her is probably a fucking monstrosity of Space Pirate Bio-Engineering
Elijah Sullivan
I would be scared shitless
James Jackson
Check for a pulse, look for any signs of injury, deduce that her suit is just cold due to water being splashed over it and that she's still alive, carry her back to my ship, help her wake up with some anal.
Connor Morris
I like to think I'd call an ambulance or something but I'd probably feel her up and rub my dick on her a little bit, if I'm being honest. Wouldn't penetrate though.