Rules: >You have to 100% the game >you have 1 life >game physics >glitches are aloud but if you get stuck out of bounds you’re gonna starve to death >the Kong you are is dependent on your birth month >Jan-Feb: Donkey >March-April: Diddy >May-June: Tiny >July- Aug: Chunky >Sept-Oct: Lanky >Nov-Dec: Your choice >to win you have to have a team of 5 that has all Kongs and 100% the game >teams are changeable at any time for example if your Lanky dies you can get another one, or if you find a Tiny with more collectibles than the one on your team you can ditch your old tiny for the new one.
Special Rule If a certain Kong goes extinct their collectibles become unnecessary and you can 100% with the other Kongs. However this can also mean you can commit genocide on a certain Kong to make 100% easier.
You come to me if you want to progress. But my potions are too strong for you kongs, you better find a kong, who sells weaker potions. MY POTIONS CAN KILL A KREMLING, LET ALONE A KONG.
Jeremiah Green
>Tiny >Cool, shrinking powers, can glide >Realize I have to do the Beetle Race. Fuck.
>Lanky's are an endangered species >The Tiny's have barricade themselves in various mouse-holes like Banana Fairy Island to protect themselves, the unfortunate ones that are captured end up as sex slaves and fodder to be thrown into the almighty Beetle race, the few that survive become highly valuable and sought after commodities that most are willing to kill in order to take possession of. >Chunky's become tyrannical empire, abusing their giant powers to stomp on any unfortunate Donkey Kong that wanders into their turf. >The only havens for DKs being levels with invulnerability barrels that they abuse constantly. They are the second most powerful faction. >Diddy's caught in the middle, nomads who constantly travel using their rocket barrel and never staying in one place for too long. Great Ape Wars 2 here we go.
Hell of a Guy master race reporting in. I don’t really want to fuck with jet pack chimps or COCUNUT GUN so you guys are cool in my book. But the Lankys need to die because that beetle race ain’t happening.
Yeah but I remember the rabbit being worse. Am I wrong? It's been ages.
Benjamin Thomas
>the fucking rabbit race is actually harder in the Wii U version >you basically just have to pray he gets stuck on something to win
Aiden Rivera
Speaking of DK64, kaze made a mod a couple days ago which lets you switch kongs at anytime, its a little finicky, but as someone who could never make it past the third world I'm blazing through it and having a blast, it makes the game so much more bearable
If we set off the "GET OUT" sniper.... thing, how does it work? If an army of matching kongs do a mass raid will some be able to survive the gunfire or will we all be killed at once?
Hunter Campbell
The sniper only does one damage, we don't have to worry about him.
Julian Garcia
>September Thinking about it, Lanky really does do all of the hard shit in the game. At least Diddybros get to do all of the fun stuff like fly and shit
Joshua Hill
>we have to potentially sacrifice our own to kill the fake K. Rool in the castle level
