>Go to GameStop
>Qt GameStop cashier waifu I have a crush on is working
>Ask if they have Smash Ultimate
>Qt GameStop cashier waifu says "Oh I didn't know you were married"
>Wut
>Tell her I'm not married
>Her eyes light up and she says "Oh, single fathers are so sexy"
>Wut
>Ask her what she's talking about
>She says "Aren't you buying this for your toddler?"
>Tell her it's for me
>Looks at me in pure hatred and disgust and quickly finishes up my purchase and says nothing
>Leave wanting to kill myself for being a retarded manchild that plays ports for preschool age children
>FUCKING GAMESTOP
Go to GameStop
Grayson Gomez
Jonathan Clark
Thats why you just say its for a nephew or niece.
Nathan Powell
>Go to gamestop
>it's worse than ever
>littered with shitty GAYMER MERCH
>wall of funko cocks
>barely any games
>"do you have this game that just recently came out?"
>uhh sorry if you didn't preorder we don't have any.
Michael Moore
I feel that this false OP story is merely a front for a generic 'fucking gamestop' thread.
Fucking Gamestop!
Jace Peterson
>Go to GameStop
>Qt GameStop cashier waifu I have a crush on is working
>Ask if they have Halo
>Qt GameStop cashier waifu says "Oh I didn't know you were an Xbox fan"
>Wut
>Tell her I have an Xbox One X
>Her eyes light up and she says "Oh, Xbox chads are so sexy"
>Wut
>Ask her what she's talking about
>She says "Aren't you buying this for your big dick console?"
>Tell her it's for me
>Looks at me in pure lust and asks for my number
>Leave wanting to pre-order the next Call of Duty Game
>FUCKING LOVE GAMESTOP
Adrian Thomas
>buy a used Wii at fucking gamestop years ago
>just inspect a few parts before buying
>get home
>turns out it's covered in DEEP scratches indicating it was either dropped down a flight of stairs or attacked with a knife
>matted dog hair all over it
>peeling nunchuck stick
>take that shit back the next day
>blue haired roastie freak behind the counter tries to sell me another one that's almost as bad
>just want a refund
>eventually agrees and processes my refund
>few weeks later check my bank statement
>the fucking cunt CHARGED ME FOR A SECOND ONE instead of refunding the original
>go through a 2 months battle with gamestop to get my fucking money back
>finally get it after having to stand at the counter for over an hour waiting for them to get their shit together
>also got a $15 gift card I never used as compensation
Matthew Morris
>Waddle into FUCKING GAMESTOP
>Little kid points and says "Look mommy! It's the fattest man alive!"
>Mom laughs
>Wait in line in utter embarrassment while people talk about how it smells like someone shit their pants while they keep glancing over at me in bewilderment
>Finally get to the front of the line
>"O-o-o-one... o-o-one c-c-c-c-c-c-cop- c-c-copy o-o-of S-S-S-Sm-S-Sma-Smash Ul-Ul-Ul-Ul-Ul-Ul-Ulti-Ultima-Ultima- ma- mate p-pp-p-p-pl-please"
>People behind me in line burst out laughing like a laugh track on Big Bang Theory
>Cashier asks if it's for my niece or nephew
>Stuttering, drenched in sweat with shit leaking down my legs I manage to explain that it's for me
>Cashier SCREAMS at me and calls me a pedophile and spits in my face
>Calls the cops and everyone in the shop restrains me until they arrive while I scream, cry and panic
>Cops arrive and they charge me for attempted child rape because I tried to play baby games and lure them online
>Now a convicted sex offender because of FUCKING GAMESTOP
Anthony Hill
>Go to GameStop
>work there for 7 years
>put up with shit customers
>put up with shit bosses
>chill out with bro-workers
>steal so much shit
>become a manager
>everyone and everything is shit now
>get depressed
>steal even more shit
>find a better job
>quit GameStop
>start new job
>GameStop boss calls me up
>"user WHY ISN'T THE STORE OPEN?!"
>I quit remember?
>"YOU CAN'T QUIT YOU'RE FIRED!"
>FUCKING GAMESTOP LOL
Gavin Stewart
How do you steal shit from GameStop? Don't they have cameras?
Leo Torres
>Got to Amazon.
>Order Smash Ultimate.
>It arrives at my house two days later without incident.
>Everything went exactly as expected.
>FUCKING GAMESTOP
Andrew Long
LOL as if those cheap jewcunts would pay for cameras or security. It's cheaper to just write off missing and stolen stock.
Liam Gomez
pics or gtfo
Justin Ward
You should have explained to them that you can't even lure kids online because the online is too laggy to play
Parker Martinez
>Go to GameStop
>Ask for a day of release
>Double virgins at the desk ask if I pre-ordered it
>Dead eye stare. "No."
>They sheepishly produce a copy regardless
>Double virgins ask if I want copy protection
>Wave them off like a douchebag. "No."
>Pay in cash and leave within five minutes
>Get blackout drunk while playing game
>Game is 2/3 done and I only remember half of what I played
>FUCKING GAMESTOP
Colton Williams
>One time i was at a gamestop and heard a QT voice of a female employee
>thought to myself, "there's no way a Stacy works at a Gamestop"
>I turned around and it was some ginger faggot
Julian Green
Which GameStop is that? Which one gets the privilege of being posted on Yea Forums several times a week?
Leo Ortiz
>mfw I know these zoomers are too lame to do a gamestop story in the style of pic related
Parker Torres
kek
Elijah Murphy
wouldn't even be mad if I got led on into a perfectly timed Aristocrats joke
Austin Brown
>"user WHY ISN'T THE STORE OPEN?!"
>I quit remember?
>"YOU CAN'T QUIT YOU'RE FIRED!"
This legit happened to me when I was a keyholder for Staples. I put in my two weeks, constantly reminded them not to schedule me after that, and then 6 days of the week after my last day I was scheduled to open the store. They called me every day and begged me to show up.
Aiden Torres
>go to gamestop
>qt 8.5/10 glasses checker
>"do you guys have berserk and the band of the hawk for ps4"
>"oh yes! I'll be right back!"
>runs back and grabs case
>brings back case but it's used
>whatevs
>buy it and leave
>"bye gatsu!"
>wut
>go home and open game
>paper with phone num flops out
>"come play you rabid animal"
>wut
>call number
>get invited to a "nocturnal festival"
>get there
>qt tied up bad dragons everywhere
>bad dragons of apostles
>"don't look!"
>proceed to fuck
>qt can't even talk anymore
>leave
>don't come back for a long time
>MFW
>fuck gamestop
Ian Flores
>Get blackout drunk while playing game
>Game is 2/3 done and I only remember half of what I played
>FUCKING GAMESTOP
Are you me? I love playing the daily game of "what was i doing last night"
Noah Murphy
>work at game store
>make customers feel bad about buying games
Things that never happened
Bentley Rivera
>he doesn't know gamestop employees are massive fanboys
Elijah Walker
>walk into gamestop
>waddle over to PS4 section
>person shopping asks me if the call of duty game he’s holding is good
>slap it out of his hand
>tell that filthy casual he needs to play a real game like Disgaea 5
>tell him he disgusts me for not buying games exclusively from Japan
>turn around and fart loudly on him
>manager comes from around the counter
>asks what’s going on
>tell him he’s too much of a casual to understand the glory of Japanese games with panty shots and grinding
>manager tells me he has had enough
>Tells me I’m fired
And that’s how I lost my job at gamestop
Jose Wood
Game stop