User, you're home! Let's play some Smash. Loser has to do whatever the winner says, haha!

i'm straight, but i'd take him as my wife

>smash

Out of my house, you dirty casual.

I want to suck feminine benis

What movie

how do ‘people’ find this attractive

Why is he crying?

having a knack for abstract art is a gift, son, sad you don't have it

>Now
Nero cross dressed to lure men into privacy and kill them. As long as gender roles and curiosity exist, the crossing of those two will as well

>tfw not into men or women

All I want is someone to love me that I can love back

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What character would Astolfo main?

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You're not straight.

I hate Astolfo.

Same. Traps seem like they can cook well desu.

>tfw dreamt i had a gf
tucking shoot me

Could you elaborate

Ok!
>walks character off the ledge

i only play real fighting games

Toon Link

A dog?

>not an anime gf
Gross

He fell for the Jewish meme of asexuality and now refuses to keep the white race alive

Put some clothes dude.
The fuck is this? What’s with your hair? Where did you get that apron?
What’s going on?

Okay dude, loser gets impregnated!

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how fucking vain is astolfo to have a figure of himself in the entryway

Get a pet.