Blood on the toilet paper again

That doesn't neccesarily mean anything bad bro, just stop brushing too hard or get a better brush

Fresh blood out of your ass isn't anything to worry about, it's just a lesion or a cut or something.
It's when the blood is all dried and mixed with the feces that you have to worry.

It's bright, vivid red blood? Than it's probably just hemorroids

>hemorrhoids flare up because I don't eat fibre
>wake up, take a shit
>lay in bed all day because of the pain
>get depressed cause all I do is lie around
>rinse
>repeat

underrated

Stop using the cheap stuff

>drinks energy shit
>is surprised when he poops blood

>but you would feel really bad if you had it
like guilty bad or im dying bad

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gamers with hemorrhoids unite

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like "i didint talk to them for a long time but im worried now" so you call your parents bad

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how can I tell if I have bad breath?

>friend suffers from hemorroids since he was a child
>has to go to the hospital beacuse of them at least once a year
>still eats nothing but meat and carbs
>still refuses to eat a vegetable or a fucking apple to save his life
I keep telling him shitting literal bricks is bad for him but he doesn't care

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>Sometimes shit comes out completely clean and I have to wipe once
>Sometimes it cuts off halfway or doesn't fully drop, so I have to use like 5+ pieces of toilet paper

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>he doesn't squat in the street like normal folks

>had hemorroids
>extremely annoying and uncomfortable no matter what I do
>said fuck it one day
>heated up a knife and decided to cut that shit out
>it ended up infected
>mfw I almost died from ass infection

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/thread

t.Rajesh

Are you fucking retarded
What did you think hemorroids were