DOOM getting the low-budget straight-to-video treatment

I HATE NU AMERICA

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>ANNIHILATION

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Honestly, I'm glad that Doom guy isn't going to be associated with this awfulness. A woman can take the fall.

That genuinely looks awful. The budget must have been $10. Even the old Doom movie was nowhere near this bad.

Looks incredibly cheap

That is one really shitty Sheeva.

Is this Aliens?

This is nothing new you dumb zoomer

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=BO5DHddmuS0

Here is the true Doom movie brah

Better than Doom 2016.

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That actor is so out of shape its not even funny.

This at least had The Rock.

They really need to start playing the games before making movies that have no relation to the feeling of the game.

This is how a Doom movie should be.

At least is a man kek

it's a doom 3 movie, not the zoomer brutal crap.

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I clapped! I clapped when I saw the chainsaw!

I want to, but the gay community scares me and I'm kind of a shut in.

first the 2005 doom movie now this
honestly doom is pretty much all gameplay anyway making a movie about it is stupid

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IT'S NOT A GAME ANYMORE

But seriously, why Doomgal isn't a 6'5" musclegirl?

retards like you are why they keep making these movies

its cgi

>a sequel to that older shitty Doom movie and has fuck all to do with the games
big fucking yikes

The best way to create a Doom movie would be just doing what Doom 2016 did

fuck bait.

what the fuck

looks like kino

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fuck this cheap ass shit. the rock was already horrible, so make it even worse with a fucking bitch in front. fuck you guys and fuck iD

>the rock was already horrible
What?

shut up retardfags

>here's your doom slayer bro

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>same generic western scifi design and style as the last movie
They learnt nothing from 15 years of people shitting all over that fucking thing?

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Can women do anything right? Besides destroying western civilization?

And they fucked it up... they goddamn had to fuck it up.

HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT FUCK UP DOOM?

I got a quick idea i thought up of a doom marine and it took me 5 mins!

>Base on mars goes mad and portals to hell are popping up everywhere around the science base.
>Two weeb scientists and a team of soldiers go in to find the source of the portals and get rid of it. Entire team dies and scientists are about to get killed but they get into a room with a sarcophagus which they open up.
>It's Doom Slayer
>Scientists have to convince doom slayer to stay with them and not go on a demon slaying spree while they try to fix the portal.
>One scene is just the two scientists have a long winded science nerd talk about how to shut down an ardent energy generator.
>Doom slayer and a demon are having a hand to hand fight in the background.
>Doomslayer never talks, its just body language. Most of the time he's dissapointed in the scientists and it shows.

HOW HARD WAS IT?

Women are based

T. Roastie

>all black soldier Halloween costume with a skateboard helmet
so they want people to roast it more than the 2005 one?

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>Doom Slayer
le faceless master chief meme man goes in the trash, give me classic screaming doomguy.

Why is so difficult to understand how to make a Doom movie?
Some scientists make a portal to hell and a dude comes by and kills a ton of demons.

Fuck it, Ghosts of Mars is the best Doom movie ever made and that film was retarded levels of bad.

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This looks like shit, doomguy is supposed to be terrifyingly fast
youtube.com/watch?v=L8gODnujXws

I consider this to be the doom movie

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LOYAL TO THE CORPS
SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER
Movie was a 5/10 because the Rock automatically adds 3 pts to the score of any movie he has a starring role in.

>we will never get the original NC-17 cut of the movie

it hurts

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is she playing Crash?

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None of you actually expected this to be not terrible, right?

This looks like some Netflix shit. Also doesn't look like DOOM very much.

what in fucks name did i just watch

>Universal 1440
Why did you expect anything?

BASED

this but unironically

It looks like a well made youtube fan film. Right down to the Freddie Wu tier CGI monsters.