More like Dead on Arrival lmao

>visually underage
How?

she's like 4'9, has zero assets and sounds like a child

Those are not

I agree. They should just push the Extreme Volleyball side series instead. It's pervy but thats the point and at least its an original concept, meanwhile I always wonder why I don't just play Tekken or something else whenever I play the core fighting series.

NiCO is the only good thing about this game.

>implying the devs give a shit
they just make Jap girl archtypes and slap an 18 on it. pretty much thats how they handle the whole roster.

someone who has all those features could accurately be described as childlike

if you like marie rose you basically want to fuck kids don't joke yourself

so i should just play tekkan7 and skip this ?

My gf is 23, has a similar body (a bit taller but still sub 100lbs), and acts like a child sometimes. Not all girls are cows.

>NiCO
Post NiCOs

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You're clearly more knowledgeable of those

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ok child fucker

>game journalists reviewing fighting games
lel

Honoka's heavy hangers are the only good thing about this game

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that bitrate is way too low

9 days until Scarlet releases. Any of you fags picking it up for Switch? Anyone actually picking it up for PS4, knowing about the censorship issues? Switch-fags are likely to carry this release.

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No, because I have a cute and real wife.

I want to expand the Armstrong bloodline!

I'm having fun with it

I like DOA more than Timken but that's mainly because most Timken characters don't jive with me

>paying 60 bucks for softcore porn

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Costume grind is horrible, though.
When you have the real version of the game (PS4).

the bad reviews comes from journos who find this game monetization insulting i also think it was a bad move from KT and the the other bad reviews are from PC journalists that are scare of female sexyness but totally ok with bare chest dudes . anyway the game itself is good and even a hater can agree with this .

>paying 90 dollars for season pass for softcore porn

Half her jokes are about her looking like she's 14 because she's flat and petite. The other half are how she has poor fighting form and somehow wins matches because magic science comedy bullshit.
She and Honoka are blights on the DOA franchise.

based
incel

I'm on Steam

I've used CE to unlock all costumes and everything else that requires to be unlocked

The game literally dies after you've finished the shitty and disjointed Story Mode

Since I've unlocked everything there's no real need for me to do Quests or play online

is cheaper then a decent hooker .

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Sorry but Zack is already working on it.

M-maybe try to have fun ?

>no need to play online

dude u got a cracked copy of the game , if u get a fighting game u fight other ppl thats the whole idea of the game . this is what makes me think that maybe u CANT play online

Playing online is fun, honestly.

god why is the majority of simpsons r34 so shit?

I would but there's no free camera like in DOA5LR

I can't even rotate girls on the selection screen

I bought the Deluxe Edition on Steam

I'm not a huge fighting games guy, I just bought DOA for the tits

You should have bought DOAX3 Scarlet then.

Oh, did you just come up with?
Fuck off incel.

>ive bought something with a different purpose of what is supposed to be
>it doesnt attend me

Its a fighting game moron.

The online mode is the best part. Even if you're bad.

Either Zack or it will be Rig

I will

I do think X3/Scarlet will eventually show up on Steam

>Less than 100 people playing on steam right now
Fucking kek , good , I own every other DOA game except Extreme 3 and I will not buy in to Koei Tecmos bull shit

Netcode is trash anyways. Zero reason to not pirate it instead.

Where is the daily Marie thread? NiCO is welcome too of course.

I hate that we can't talk about this game without shitposting

Every year it gets worse, its just layers of ironic shitposting and "trying to fit in".

It's too early for that man, game is barely out, just wait until the tranny virtue signalling is over and we can have our daily Marie threads back. Nico is welcome too.

doubt it , what i think is gonna happen is that they will implement eng UI in VV . xtreme 3 in overall is not even half as profitable as VV

>100 concurrent players
Thats a lie , it has never been that low , is ussually on the 700 ish wich is still low to be fair .

Fucking lying on the internet
How dare you

Top 3 titties: Honoka, Tina, La Maruposa

desu havent looked up whats been censored yet but I'm probably going to get it on playstation for the VR if the censorship isn't abysmal

So the fact that sony is getting woke doesnt bother u at all ? u know CyberPunk 2077 will be censored too on the Ps4 and pretty much any game with some of sexyness involved .

Tina and Lisa are also top two asses.

Why did they remove the feature where you can zoom in on spectate fights?

How much of a faggot are you?

She's great to play and look at, both for sexy time and fightan

>disgusted by large breasts
I mean, the game has shirtless men in spandex too for fags like you

It's way better than Tekken 7

they didnt or at least in PC they didnt

>petite woman dont exist
I work with a girl about 5 ft tall, under 100 lbs, who's in her 30's, getting married and looks like MR. Its not uncommon, maybe if you went outside and spoke to people, you'd see more of a variety

When is this faggot getting banned? How is this acceptable?

>DOA6
>Softcore Porn

There's more softcore porn in SCV and SF5

because its too delicious for retards to not respond?

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Tekkens not much better

yeap way more .

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Standard DoA is a fighting series, shitbird. The gravure porn shit are those gay ex vacation games.

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I already have X3.

The new girls are trash. Theres really not much new content. The suits aren't gacha rewards. X3 has VR. Plus i guess X3 is getting an update

Agreed.

NiCO isnt much better

Jesus wtf happened at 4 seconds lmfao. Why this game glitching out

he bounced off the wall. stuff happens so fast in this game the animations will just say fuck it half the time lol

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hi counter hold and hi counter throw

oh thank god you get costume parts if you lose online, i was worried i wouldn't unlock shit for being a shitter online

Nobody actually cares for standard DoA. It's a pretty mediocre fighter and pretty much IS better as softcore porn

Only shirtless Hayate can end the Marie menace.

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>Tina's English voice

Disgusting

Yeah it doesn’t sound very southern

>Nico is welcome too.

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I love Break Holds because it feels like I have a chance even though I'm bad. At least I'm not going to get perfected.

its not that bad, but it is literally dead, why would anyone play a dead fighting game? bots get boring in a couple days tops

I can't even play it because I don't have Win10 or a console. And yes I've tried with Win7, it does not even launch the game for me.

i think she too kthe wrong Bus .

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YAMETE

its a strong defensive mechanic with clear weaknesses, pretty good addition.

I get matches no problem.

Once they add lobbies we can play each other anyway

i use win7. sometimes the splash screen doesn't appear but waiting a few minutes still launches the game

buy a cheap ass hard drive and make a windows 10 install , or if ur too picky with the load times one of those 120gb SSD is more than enough

For all the right reasons though
>Swedes bitch about DoA being pedophile simulator
>KT adds a swedish pedobait, says its 18, all just to spite them

>mains are Bayman, Lisa and Kokoro
Am I okay Yea Forums?

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i main Leifang and fap Marie

>Honoka's breasts are unrealistic. It disgusts me
Ok, ok. I know this is a bait. But I will say it anyway. You are a faggot.

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i main tina and fap tina

>She's visually underage

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Might want to learn Nico, shes OP

>Kokoro is barely in DOA6

Nah, Nintendo's distributors took a retarded decision. But we better stick to the narrative, right?

No one besides tourneyfags and those who've actually had sex and loving relationships before.

>tfw you just wanted to watch a street brawl but some finnish chuuni is running around electrocuting people and doing jojo poses.

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/teamhitomi/ reporting

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She is though. In 5 she's even got an outfit that is covered in unripened strawberries, suggesting that she is a child.

i really hated bayman in DoA5 fcking bitches allways grabbing but in DoA6 pretty much everyone is trying to grab ur ass so im willing to forgive that character .

She was busy training with her bro Akira

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i always take the more amusing story until proven wrong

How long it goes f2p?

She just shows up with Helena, then fucks off.

She fights Nico and Zack and that's about it.

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Is the story any good, or is just the standard shit about people in a tournament ran by some drug lord or evil corporation?

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What did she mean by this?

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>do one of the zack missions
>he comment after is "These people are a blight on all humanity. Burn them all and build the wall."

Jaw dropped desu.

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He's a grappler...

there are english voices?

try gaining some literacy skills instead shouting fake news at everything you don't like? i dunno

>Is the story any good, or is just the standard shit about people in a tournament ran by some drug lord or evil corporation?
Some chuuni from finland uses long lost technology left over from the finno-korean hyperwar to kidnap ninjas to use them create an undead cyborg from a ninja corpse in the hope of perfecting scientific necromancy so she can bring Ed's mom back to life.

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i know that , i just think out of the grapplers he was the most annoying one , well at least to me .

The main storyline is incoherent

Helena tasks Marie to watch over Honoka
MIST (the big bad in DOA5's ending) wants Honoka
Nico wants Honoka to bring Raidou back to life since they are related
Hayate and Ayane also take interest over Honoka and Rig
Rig has been 'deactivated' and is a good guy until he gets reactivated again midway in the story, he's not seen again and is seen with Christie
When Ayane was tasked to bring Honoka back she gets beat up and kidnapped, but not before sending her meme butterflies to Hayate and Kasumi while also letting Marie escape who gets saved by Bayman
The 2 ninjas plus Ryu storm MIST's facility to save Honoka and Ayane
The 3 ninjas teleport back to Japan to face cyborg Raidou one last time, it doesn't matter which ninja you pick since the endings are all the same
Nico gets blown the fuck out by Helena who leaves along with Honoka, Bayman, Marie and Ryu

The main DOA6 tournament is basically Jann Lee and Diego in a tie, with Hitomi and Leifang being in the semifinals

Then there are other split off scenarios that barely made sense, like Nyotengu interrupting Leifang, Ayane, Ryu, Zack and Brad Wong for random shit and Tina/Mila/Bass had a few scenes for themselves

Kasumi, Helena, Kokoro and Lisa barely appeared in this game

You mean "tourney"fags. They can't call themselves a tourneyfag if they don't even attend events. They just jerk each other off over "muh doa is just like VF ughhhhhh"
>DOA6 launch tourney at my local
>gets a primetime slot on the main stream
>three people sign up
>none of them show up
>DOA is cancelled
Meanwhile
>SFV, T7, and DBFZ get 24+ entrants, all of whom actually show up
>UNIST gets over 16
>even fucking FEXL gets 4 and they all show up
This is why DOA is a joke in the FGC.

i guess that makes smash a top tier fighting game is popularity is all you need

>shames anyone who plays the game
>spend every second possible saying the game is dead even before launch
>surprised when no one shows up

This is why the FGC is the joke of gaming communities.

anime players get shamed for being pedos all the time. they still show up for events. you guys are the softest fucks in the fgc. try to harden up instead of acting like a bitch because he called you out

>organize a launch event for DOA
>give it the spotlight for the debut
>no one shows up
>DOA players make excuses and whine about being unfairly persecuted
Nah, this is why you guys are a joke. Even MVCI players showed up to events while their game was getting shit on.

anime players only show up because they are at evo now, so people have to swallow them up.

quit making rules like banning costumes and maybe you'll be taken more seriously

The FGC made DSP famous or well was the core stone of his "career" .and desu that man is a good example of how tournament folks beheave , u dont like it so noboddy is allowed to like it . And ofc becouse they play at a semi-pro lvl they think their oppinion is the word of god . sorry bruh child the fck up and let the ppl have fun with whatever they want .

why does Yea Forums have such a massive problem with a cute girl fighting game

Your ass is on fire permantly just by the fact that DOA exists, there isnt a moment you dont sperg out, why would anyone mix with people like you?

Tourneyfags "train" at video games and then look down on people who play them for fun with friends and don't give a shit about their gay tournaments.

DOA TOs made those rules because they got butthurt from the bants

>visually underage
That's a new one

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Didn't SFV do the same thing?

I main Nyotengu with the black catsuit. What about you Yea Forums?

>we're going to hide indoors with our waifu pillows instead of playing our game!
>take that you sperg! i win
loving every laugh

I'm having a deja vu

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EVO did that only for their ESPN broadcast. DOA did it for any tournament ran by their community, even if it wasn't going to be streamed or televised. The ultimate cucks.

tits don't react like they're literal bags of water, virgins

>the shameful DOA 6 has the best ingame tutorial ever.

Thats why fgc is a joke. The most popular game doesn't teach to play, fgc is full of people who don' know how to play.

Tits are 90% water retard. There's no bones in them.

The same can be said about your dick, pissmule.

Ou shit , pack it up bois wa have been bamboozled.

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This bitch is ugly

yeah i think the same , but her breast serve as a good example .

leifang in her dress with her hair down

>doa is trash! doa is trash!
>why dont you come to our tournaments???please validate me!

We already have our 90k tournament, you can keep you 7,5k.

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How do you find local tournaments? Do you just look them up online?

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Watch out user.
I got warned the other day for saying the same thing about Marie.
If she's not pedo material then why critical blows on her face, Honkers or NiCO are censored?

DOA hasn't been relevant in over a decade.

facebook, twitter, or just google search. if you're in a decently sized urban areas, you'll find yours.

#FreeHayabusa

*sniff* aaaaaa

Delete this right away