Mario gave up on this

Mario seriously needs to give up on Peach. She's done fucking nothing for Mario for years.
Pauling is the shit. Super sweet, sexy, can sing AND is humble despite being a mayor of a huge city.

REMINDER: At the end of Odyssey, at the final challenge level, Darker Side of the moon, Pauling is there to cheer you on for being a hero, while singing her song.
Peach is not. Yes, you have saved her at this point.

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What if she's actually the most pure Mario girl of all?

Fuck

This.
Don't corrupt based pure girl.

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Damn. She wasn’t? I can’t remember. I guess she was off traveling and banging a citizen from every world she visited.

But Mario already hit that and is now chasing after young princess tail, so he won regardless

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Her tits are insanely huge. I’ll take her over a princess any day

Nope. Sure wasn't.
It was the cherry on top of that completely disrespectful ending Mario got.

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Yeah I felt so bad for the both of them. I figured Nintendo wouldn’t let them tie the knot though.

Just give Peach to Bowser and let Mario hook up with Pauline again. Peach is a worthless skank anyway.

She curvy as fuck.

What a faggot.

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Hard to get since you can't move the camera like in Ultra Smash

>being a MatPatfag

It’s a fucking shame.

Reminder that Peach never thanked Mario at the end of Odyssey and almost left him on the moon with Bowser.
Pauline is the best Mario girl and I hope we see her in the kart/party series soon.

What would really change if they did?
Mario would just be saving his wife as opposed to suspected girlfriend.

Muh dick

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Are you slow

Yeah because the scene plays out like Mario only saved her to take her away from Bowser like a jealous cunt rather than just being the good guy

This shit is retarded
Good thing it was just Nintendo trying to be funny, just coincidental that it was reminiscent of the cuckery going on in other nations

>Bowser was trying to forcibly marry her.
>Mario tries to give her a flower
Oh yeah, he was over reacting like a jealous cunt.

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>mario risks life and limb to save peach AGAIN
>literally saves her from a life of dino rape
>"uh i don't owe you anything, sweetie"
>pauline congratulates mario on his victory while peach literally crawls back into bowsers castle
peachfags eternally btfo

>Just give Peach to Bowser
Superior Mommy&Daddy pairing coming through

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Daisy wouldn't have rejected Luigi if he proposed.
But he never will because he scared of commitment

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>Pauling
I can understand misspelling her name once, but twice? Come on son.

I don't think he's scared of commitment.
He's scared of rejection.
Luigi seems like a family man to me.

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>Shoving it in her face is just "giving her a flower"

No, he didn't give up on that. He gave up on this. Get it right.

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According to the Mario universe (Miyamoto) Peach is the most beautiful, perfect and wonderful being in all of existence, which is why everything is either in love with her or kidnapping her for one of her special snowflake traits.

Shame too since the other girls are better

>the most beautiful, perfect and wonderful being in all of existence

That's this girl

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Jesus imagine being this invested in Mario ""lore"" which just boils down to children's archetypes

Pauline is a cunt

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stealth compliment.

>Taking this much time to reply to something you don't care about.

you just know mario is being cucked by bowser every time peach gets kidnapped

We all make dumb decisions when we're young.

>Bowser had probably been shoving affection in Peach's face the whole time she was kidnapped
>Peach is saved after the fucking moon almost blows up, she's probably stressed
>As soon as they all land, Mario and Bowser both shove flowers in their face and start fighting over her
I'm sure she was fucking emotionally exhausted and just done with their shit

Luigi and Daisy are healthy as fuck.
>That "hey sweetie" when she passes by him in her Mario Power Tennis victory animation

Getting alot of affection.
Sounds rough.

Source?

There was a Pauline thread a little bit back with a few good drawfags

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youtu.be/2oBMIHd2H44?t=68
I'd imagine getting flowers shoved in your face after spending a long time being kidnapped and just having to deal with escaping an explosion would be stressful.

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any paizuri?

Just some old fashion dick suckin
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eoudoeud

any more/source?

As far as I know the only confirmed son is the Mario in the game where he's whipping the shit out of a Kong, D.K. Jr., I believe.

I know D.K. Jr. is the current D.K.; any user know for sure if whipping asshole is current Mario, if I'm even right that's Pauline-nailing Mario's son?

Link to the thread?

Those Celebrations are kino

I posted most of it
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/452879837/#452912465

Thanks m8.
Have a thicc Pauline in return.

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There’s just not enough of here out there

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