>Mario gave up on this
Holy shit what a faggot.
Mario gave up on this
Henry Hughes
Brayden Smith
Sebastian Watson
>He doesn't know
Parker Nguyen
Jaxson Adams
What, are you implying Pauline is Mario’s Father’s girlfriend?
Nathaniel Richardson
that would explain the Cranky Kong -> DK. Jr. -> Donkey Kong mess
Lincoln Adams
peach is better though
Nolan Diaz
No, he's implying that Mario has a mommy fetish.
Brandon Hernandez
still no upskirts shots
why ;_;
Blake Rogers
Pauline is a used up BAC whore with a ruined vagina
Daniel Turner
Mario seriously needs to give up on Peach. She's done fucking nothing for Mario for years.
Pauling is the shit. Super sweet, sexy, can sing AND is humble despite being a mayor of a huge city.
REMINDER: At the end of Odyssey, at the final challenge level, Darker Side of the moon, Pauling is there to cheer you on for being a hero, while singing her song.
Peach is not. Yes, you have saved her at this point.
Gavin Torres
What if she's actually the most pure Mario girl of all?
Leo Carter
Fuck
Wyatt Gomez
This.
Don't corrupt based pure girl.
Cooper Nelson
Damn. She wasn’t? I can’t remember. I guess she was off traveling and banging a citizen from every world she visited.
Brayden Cruz
But Mario already hit that and is now chasing after young princess tail, so he won regardless
Christopher Cooper
Her tits are insanely huge. I’ll take her over a princess any day
Luis Turner
Nope. Sure wasn't.
It was the cherry on top of that completely disrespectful ending Mario got.
Cameron Turner
Yeah I felt so bad for the both of them. I figured Nintendo wouldn’t let them tie the knot though.
Joshua Long
Just give Peach to Bowser and let Mario hook up with Pauline again. Peach is a worthless skank anyway.
Isaiah Anderson
She curvy as fuck.
Joseph Wright
What a faggot.
Gabriel Price
Hard to get since you can't move the camera like in Ultra Smash
Josiah Reyes
>being a MatPatfag
Gavin Howard
It’s a fucking shame.
Jack Thomas
Reminder that Peach never thanked Mario at the end of Odyssey and almost left him on the moon with Bowser.
Pauline is the best Mario girl and I hope we see her in the kart/party series soon.
Camden Scott
What would really change if they did?
Mario would just be saving his wife as opposed to suspected girlfriend.
John Anderson
Muh dick
Adrian Howard
Are you slow
Jordan Moore
Yeah because the scene plays out like Mario only saved her to take her away from Bowser like a jealous cunt rather than just being the good guy
Brayden Fisher
This shit is retarded
Good thing it was just Nintendo trying to be funny, just coincidental that it was reminiscent of the cuckery going on in other nations
Thomas Morgan
>Bowser was trying to forcibly marry her.
>Mario tries to give her a flower
Oh yeah, he was over reacting like a jealous cunt.
Aiden Wright
>mario risks life and limb to save peach AGAIN
>literally saves her from a life of dino rape
>"uh i don't owe you anything, sweetie"
>pauline congratulates mario on his victory while peach literally crawls back into bowsers castle
peachfags eternally btfo
Dominic Young
>Just give Peach to Bowser
Superior Mommy&Daddy pairing coming through
Matthew Bell
Daisy wouldn't have rejected Luigi if he proposed.
But he never will because he scared of commitment
Ryan Collins
>Pauling
I can understand misspelling her name once, but twice? Come on son.
John Bennett
I don't think he's scared of commitment.
He's scared of rejection.
Luigi seems like a family man to me.
Henry Perry
Michael Sanders
>Shoving it in her face is just "giving her a flower"
Blake Miller
No, he didn't give up on that. He gave up on this. Get it right.
Jeremiah Williams
According to the Mario universe (Miyamoto) Peach is the most beautiful, perfect and wonderful being in all of existence, which is why everything is either in love with her or kidnapping her for one of her special snowflake traits.
Nicholas Jackson
Shame too since the other girls are better
Elijah Martinez
>the most beautiful, perfect and wonderful being in all of existence
That's this girl
Aiden Russell
Jesus imagine being this invested in Mario ""lore"" which just boils down to children's archetypes
Eli Nelson
Pauline is a cunt
Joshua Nguyen
stealth compliment.
Carson Moore
>Taking this much time to reply to something you don't care about.
Isaiah Young
you just know mario is being cucked by bowser every time peach gets kidnapped
Tyler Parker
We all make dumb decisions when we're young.
Xavier Ramirez
>Bowser had probably been shoving affection in Peach's face the whole time she was kidnapped
>Peach is saved after the fucking moon almost blows up, she's probably stressed
>As soon as they all land, Mario and Bowser both shove flowers in their face and start fighting over her
I'm sure she was fucking emotionally exhausted and just done with their shit
Brayden Williams
Luigi and Daisy are healthy as fuck.
>That "hey sweetie" when she passes by him in her Mario Power Tennis victory animation
Colton Ward
Getting alot of affection.
Sounds rough.
Xavier Cooper
Source?
Ryan Richardson
There was a Pauline thread a little bit back with a few good drawfags
Chase King
youtu.be
I'd imagine getting flowers shoved in your face after spending a long time being kidnapped and just having to deal with escaping an explosion would be stressful.
Leo Bailey
any paizuri?
David Evans
Just some old fashion dick suckin
files.catbox.moe
Lucas Torres
eoudoeud
Josiah Morgan
any more/source?
Benjamin Perez
As far as I know the only confirmed son is the Mario in the game where he's whipping the shit out of a Kong, D.K. Jr., I believe.
I know D.K. Jr. is the current D.K.; any user know for sure if whipping asshole is current Mario, if I'm even right that's Pauline-nailing Mario's son?
Wyatt Ross
Link to the thread?
Luis Diaz
Those Celebrations are kino
Cooper Martin
I posted most of it
boards.fireden.net
Lincoln Davis
Thanks m8.
Have a thicc Pauline in return.
Nolan Garcia
There’s just not enough of here out there