Sephiroth is 14 years old now

>cuts u with 8 foot katana
ERST STA SUPEDY
VIRO DER
VERA TEE

ugly baby

tifa is short and feminine, not too different from a regular name imo

Having to put Sephiroth on his resume when job hunting may cause him some problems

At least he's not that 1 white guy named Jamal though.

All babies are ugly.

Nothing stopping you from shortening your first name on a resume, at least where I live. He will have to have the whole deal on ID cards and shit though.

>Dovahkiin is 12 years old

Doesn't top that one guy who named their daughter Reimu though.

>it was a hologram
On your knees, I want you to beg for forgiveness

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Couldn't you just pass it of as some Jewish name?
Christians are named after angels all the time.

meant for

but those angels have Two wings...

Tifa still sounds somewhat normal though

I went to a predominantly black school (one of my parents worked there in administration) and we had another white kid who went by Auggie. Nice guy, everyone liked him. It got out one day, though, that his name was Augustus. So all the blacks starting chimping out:
>damn that's a pimp ass name nigga!
>yo dis white boy be named AUGUSTUS that is straight gangsta goddamn
>shieeet i thought all white kids had stupid bible names like user over there
>fuck, user, it good dat you tall and can ball othawize yo nevah gettin da puss ha ha!
But Auggie insisted to remain Auggie. Nice guy, everyone liked him.

why would you name your daughter after a character you fapped gallons to?

>throws mothers hand
VERY VERY VERY MUCH
VERY FAR, THE PARTY WAS

what games have they received for this?

They'll probably just call him Seth

Why would something he had no control over fuck him this bad?
Are you people this petty?

This is why gamers shouldn't have kids. I would name my daughter KeA.

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until she looks up her name and sees that her name is linked to the most fapped video game character of all time

Based Auggie

>I am 21 inches long
Dicklets BTFO

Reminder that Dovahkiin is 8 years old.

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We had a white kid called Wilhelmus Ludwig, and he was a Bond villain in training.
We also had a black kid named Frank Watson who was the biggest Oreo I knew

>your wife: oh no you dont
What do?

a lot of people named his kid adolf...

Looks more like a daedra.

underrated

i'm naming my daughter marle, what do you think?

Sephiroth could very well be possibly be posting on Yea Forums right now.

>implying 14 years old nowadays even have a clue of what Final Fantasy is

dang sephiroth was a chubby little kid

so why is he so red? is it not shopped?

What are the odds these kids dont legally change their names at some point?

I named my boy Clark. If he has a brother his name will be Bruce. One more boy and his name will be Wallace

How fucking mad can one baby be?

>was the biggest Oreo I knew
What, he paid attention in school and didn't steal? Fucking niggers man, act like a civilized person and everyone calls you Oreo.

what does she also have a little lamb?

Todd will take the games away if Dovahkiin ever were to do that.

It’s a name with history behind it user.

Imagine the abstract feel you would experience by finding out that you'd been a meme from the moment you were born

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superman, batman and wallace from wallace and gromit?
I like your thinking user

Not that user but this is a really good point. It would be almost Truman Show-like in the way that a large number of people know you exist for something you couldn't control.

He's just Seth for short. The kid will be fine, so long as he has the initiative to alert his teachers of his preferred name before they announce his full name to the class during the first day's attendance.

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we just need to know the last name and we will know

When he decides to start a mass shooting at his school I hope everyone remembers to blame his parents

would unnironically name my kid Alucard, post zoomers would be too dumb to make a connection with Castlevania reference but I'm sure some autistic kid would understand what it means backwards so he's be nicknamed Dracula

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He can always just legally change his name when he's old enough

Thanks user, it was my wife's idea

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

How many people in Kitsap County Washington could be named Sephiroth?

I named my daughter Gina
i realized too late that kids will call her va...

>turns out to be a turbo chad and everyone just calls him seph

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>>shieeet i thought all white kids had stupid bible names like user over there
>augustus
>not a bible name

It would be cool if he actually was a tall handsome kid with long hair that is the rather lonely but respected edgelord of his class but judging by that babyface he's probably just an ugly chubby mutt that gets bullied.

you dumb fucker

Everyone that kid would meet would immediately realize his name is dracula backwards. You'd unironically be better off naming him Dracula. Or Vlad.

You ruined her life.
Gratz.

>not naming your daught Lara Croft

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He'd better unironically wear the long black trenchcoat and have One-winged Angel blasting on the speakers as he does it.
Survivors better tell the news about how he said he was taking them all to the Promised Land

Vlad is just some primitive form of Vladimir, no? Not so weird I guess

or chad

this.

Someone near where I live gave their kid the name Echoesesephiroth Cloud Cid Vincent

Luckily the child probably killed themselves.

legacy.com/obituaries/themonitor/obituary.aspx?n=echoesesephiroth-cloud-cid-vincent-torres-diaz&pid=174513394&fhid=8132

there's nothing wrong with this and one can just say that it's short for tiffany and people will just accept it.

Didn't we already have a Lunatic that did the Sephiroth in RL? It wasn't in a school though.

That's Augustine, but not really a "bible" name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustine_of_Hippo
Augustus is a Latin name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus

>Nic? what's that short for?
>s...s...Sonichu

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>having a glorious 2D waifu or husbando
>fucking a 3DPD nonetheless
Unfaithful bitches and whores, they wouldn't deserve them anyway.

We used to have classmate named Reno.

No one to this day knows that persons gender.

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>fuck, user, it good dat you tall

Nice way of subtly trying to convince your secret club that you're not a manlet and one of the 'guys'

Seph isn't bad

Go out and zap to the extreme!

yall ever think some people like characters just because they're obscure

This can't be real.

I have a theory. People that claim to have a waifu and still fuck 3DPD don't actually have waifus. They're just incapable of understanding the concept and interchange Waifu and Best Girl.

the idea is named her Sheena, but it looks stupid with an italian lastname, so I changed for gina and and now... it wasn't a good idea

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This reminds me I meet a kid long ago named Targoras.
I asked him what the name meant because I never heard it before. He sighed and said it meaned nothing, that his parents made it up because they liked the sound. His brother was called "Zigzag"

I swear I'm not making this up

If you had to choose an exotic/vidya reference name for your child, like something is going to bomb both of you if you don’t, what would you choose?
The most I’d ever think of doing is Sinclair as a last name

I want to name my daughters Rona, Tory and Meru.

That's true for 95% of all waifu/husbando claimers nowadays. They either do it for fun because others do it, to fit in or because they are just slightly attracted to some fictional character and believe this was the same as actually having them as waifu/husbando.

You guys are overthinking this, Gina is a fairly normal game, it will come up like ten times in her entire life if she isn't an unlikable cunt.

Honestly I feel like this is worse than naming your kids after fictional characters.

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You fucked up
youtube.com/watch?v=y3TQnMtUYwU

>as a last name
I don't think you understand how children naming works.

I would unironically name my daughter Samus.

If she got bullied for it, she could just go by Sam.

Vlad is not a -diminutive- of Vladimir. It's a Romanian name of Slavic origins without the -mir suffix, like Radu (Radoslav)

Not surprising, considering people here are either spergs of the highest order or underage b& and home schooled. It is spring break, though, so maybe kids are at home.

Holy fuck, homeschool didn't do you any good did it?

you’re right user

You're thinking of middle names user.

Kia? like the car?

Good taste in game choice but if you're going to be that degenerate, you may as well full tit the names since ain't no-one calling their kids Rona or Meru.

Yeah I think they've missed the boat completely and now they're in an odd space where they think they're less normalfag than they actually are.

Targoras at least sounds like a name.

I'm sure they've changed it by now
after the novelty wore off, I have to believe they said his name for something and suddenly thought, "why the Hell did I name my son this?"

Sam, the dyke.
I like it.

Doesn't most countries have laws that stop you from giving your children random dumb names

Your parents should be ashamed of themselves for putting you in school with those animals.

nobody in his age range knows who sephiroth is. he'll be okay.

Targoras sounds cool at least. Zigzag is fucked, man.

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usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/news/2002-08-28-baby-turok1_x.htm
>that kid who respawns to school
youtube.com/watch?v=JUcMCOytBnY

Closest I can think of is that some states prohibit names that contain letters with markings above them.

Nicknames can still be used in lieu of legal names. AKAs follow your SSN around.

They certainly should. If you are going to be baptized (or the equivalent in other religion) the priests usually stops these type of nonsenses. But retardness always finds a way

>be italian
>can name your kids after 2 (TWO ) videogame characters

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>Windows XP
>Gamespy
>SomethingAwful
>Newgrounds

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Dude could have at least went with Marisa which is relatively normal.

>implying zoomers know who sephiroth is

>implying he won't just call himself seph

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My sons middle name is a Final Fantasy summon. And his first name a charcter. Both from seperate games.

we have a someone at my job named peter parker...he has asked me to stop asking about pictures of spider man...

i'd rather be sephiroth then seph rogan

There's nothing wrong with naming your daughter Lyndis is there? Because I wanna do that

If he has any sense, he'll just call himself "Seth".

>Skyrim released 11/11/11
>Twelve years old
I don't think so, Tim. Still, I'd forgotten about that poor bastard. You can't even shorten that down to anything reasonable.

Like I said, one of my parents was an administrator and I was good at sports. If anything, it jump started my inner white supremacist.

I certainly hope you didn't stop.

Do zoomers even play RPGs, let alone J-RPGs, to begin with?
I swear I have never met a single zoomer who played anything but looter shooters, battle royals and general MOBA shit.

Named my boy dante

targoras you can play off as some foreign name but zigzag is proper fucked

I mean that's actually a normal name.

Everyone will think he's black.

Pretty sure you can't call your child degratory terms directly, like asshole or something but naming your child Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is still fair game in most states.

That's not bad. Better than naming your child fucking Dovahkiin.

>using dante on its own
its literally only okay if you have twin boys and get both names in

You've doomed him

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If he just goes by Seph it won't be that bad.

37?

so your kid's name is ramza bahamut

pleae don't do that

I'm currently living with a guy called Storm. His parents are hippies apparently

I knew a Dante in school before DMC even existed

At least Targoras sounds like something out of LOTR. Zigzag... yeah, I feel bad for that kid

He probably plays Fortnite

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>21” long
This baby is hung wtf

Imagine how big her tits will be

Named my kids Suzie and Joseph.

Always remember that there's a spic out there who named his kid Roxas.

In a row?

>there's probably someone named Astolfo out there
Imagine his face when he finds out where his name came from.

He probably calls himself Seth or Seph or something instead, that and most kids probably don't know nor give a shit about FF7. Maybe a teacher might know of it, but I doubt the kids will know or care about the reference.

Dovakin is just over 7 years old too

he's now older than the average Yea Forums poster

I'm sure someone showed a birth certificate with a touhou name at some point

No, like the carnivorous parrot of New Zealand.

>chimping out
>showered in compliments
Do you not know what that means or something?

You're retarded.

Didn't seem to mind when he was a kid.

Also
>2012 was seven years ago

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Cid Quetzalcotl Smith

Zelda Williams

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And that white kid?
Albert Einstein

Why don't we have any kids called Kefka?

Because Kefkafags are all virgins lol

I know someone named Galadriel whose sister is also named after someone from LOTR
I just find that embarrasing

>"Jenny"
>"Here, sir!"
>"David"
>"Here, sir!"
>"Sephiroth"...
youtube.com/watch?v=fLI3fSgccZU

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what are some vidya games that zoomers would name their kids?

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aint gonna lie. I've met 2 Porches(porsha?) (they both pronounced it Poor-sha)

yes they were both black women.

Your son's name is Butz Doomtrain Garcia

Kids have a habbit of fixing their dumb names
Probably goes by Seth or Sephy now

>someone born in 2005 is 14 and starting highschool
g-guys

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While not after a fictional character, one of my distant relatives named their daughters Pumpkin and Princess. I thought that this was nicknames, since nicknames are relevant in their culture. Turns out that there were first named that they decided to use in America.

My sister's friends named their kid after a Naruto Character. Neither of them are Japanese.

>unironically want a daughter called Athena
What justification would be better, KoF or AA?

Fortnite Burger

I shit you not, lads. I met a woman named "Smokey Bacon." This was her legit legal name. She didn't work in the food industry but she was very weird.

well, that was the idea, I am huge fan of them

good choice
a lot of people named his kid because of the poet

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>six more months till people born on 9/11 can post here

I mean he could go by like Roth, or something

Sans

More like he wore pullovers, loved mayonnaise, that sort of thing.

Best bet would be to marry a Greek

If he was Jewish he could use "Dov".

>Princess
Pacman named one of her daughter Queen Elizabeth, beat that

>gamers shouldn't have kids
What about the guys daughter who emulated slipstream sam on the playground?

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Genji Noskin Creeperson

www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-us-canada-46393501

>he will never name his kid as Chunchunmaru, or Chomusuke or Hyoizaburoo
Pathetic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

Could be worse.

>parents called me Dick
>not even something like Richard, just straight up Dick

I know a couple that named their kid Dontay. The dad's in jail and the mom is a slut. Dontay also gets bullied and tried to run away from home last week.

Do they smell of olives

It's fine FF7 is irrelevant in his day and age and the remake won't come out for another 6 years or so

>21 inches long
how can black bois even compete?

>never been around niggers in his life
Doesn't take much for them to chimp out and there are various forms of chimping out.

>Really love FF7
>Have a daughter
>Name her Tifa
>A lot of people name her Adolf
why bros?

my last name is pecker and i'm going to name my son Richard if i ever have one

Seth

Or if it's a girl: Lifeline Bayonetta

And it still isn't as much of shit name as Quentin.

>waifu has a name that is rare but still used on occasion
>no point in naming my kid after her because I wouldn't have a kid without her

>not naming him Small

Yeah I have, tons of them are genetic waste sure, but Yea Forums fucking loves to dramatize when it comes to this subject.

So if any of you guys could babe your kid a vidya character what would it be?

>not naming him seth and having this as a nickname and instead fucking this kids social development and turning him into a comparable sperg like their parents

I have a friend with the last name Holder, and his cunt dad wanted to name him Richard.

We had a guy named Rusty Hunt. It was hilarious. Mike Hunt is the traditional name, but something about "Rusty Hunt" just cracked everyone up.
Yea Forums isn't one person.

>a few more years and he'll be running some poor dweeb's sweetheart through with his 21 inch pole

Based Seph.

Ridley

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I have a neighbor called Dave Angerman. He has the coolest nameplate I've seen.

It was fake.

Their names were actually just "Sha".

and he dabs on Fortnite
so waht

90% of kids do

this

Any girl named after a car (Bentley, Mercedes, etc) is bound to be either black or white trash.

why do you destroy the magic user?

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i did hes overly sensitive about it. he probably has been asked about spiderman his whole life.

Is that the parents of Sephiroth?
Jesus I despise parents who are such obsessive fans that they pile that shit on their children

Wasn't there some Yea Forums fag who named his kid Courage Wolf or some shit?

Eh i think that name is too big

go with Altina
sounds more normal-ish

I still get a laugh seeing someone with some variant of Sephiroth in their name. Like, someone has held onto that shit for that long.

I mean he has his own theme music he can play whenever youtu.be/t7wJ8pE2qKU

the magic was destroyed for me a few weeks ago too, I'm just passing it along.

Morgan

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CA? The storm i knew got busted in class for fapping to shemales. one of those memories that just sticks with you.

Apparently the kid loves his name

gamesradar.com/on-skyrims-launch-day-two-parents-named-their-newborn-son-dovahkiin-and-won-a-lifetime-supply-of-bethesda-games-heres-where-they-are-now/

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edge

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Told my wife that when we have a boy,I'm naming his first and middle name as Adam Jensen.

Lmao, what a guy. Nah my Storm is in the UK and fairly normal.

poopfeast420 will be starting school soon

im naming my kid...boy or girl terry ...because i love kof

Kek I forgot about that

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He'll probably just go by Seth or something.

Geralt/Yennifer
Sans/Papyrus
Kratos
Joel/Ellie
Artyom

>loves video games at 5
Poor kid. Already ruined for life.

He's not even 10 years old, he's too young to understand it completely, so of course he won't mind. Wait until he becomes a teenager/young adult

I imagine if they're sending them standard editions or the collector ones.

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Name your child something obscene.
Rather than being made fun of, they would be praised because ALL teachers, professionals, etc will have to say the word to call their name.

he didn't ask for this

Yennifer doesn't sound that bad honestly.

>kratos
i'd be okay being named that

Well hes like eight.

Always can be worst
io9.gizmodo.com/theres-an-actual-baby-named-naruto-and-now-anime-is-rea-1781956216

So do you like your own name? Would you change it if wasn´t a hassle?
I hate it, named Cigalo

and look at you now

Why not just name her Tiffany then and use Tifa as her nickname?

>there are kids right now that are being named fortnite

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named my boy Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

Undertale

In all honesty most of these are decent

i doubt his still alive.

i know a couple, fairly fat, game all day they named their child, boy, snake

Here in Germany you can't give your kid a random, dumbass name. Even more exotic names need some kind of proof that they actually exist in other countries. Same goes for "creative" spellings of common names. And of course Adolf is completely off the table.

As a grade school teacher this is becoming a thing. My current class has a Sylvanas in it and there is also a Ralof running around.

Yes but can he beat Madara Uchiha?

Keep in mind I'm talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, the Rinnegan, a perfect Susano'o and the ability to control the juubi and the Gedou Mazou.

>kratos
>geralt
we're not in the 12th century user

It's a made up story, I wouldn't worry put too much thought into it user.

Squall Carbuncle Jones

>have twins
>name one fortnite, the other apex
>oldest kids named pubgee and h-one-zee-one

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>he isnt going to name his daughter dovahkiin
Is like you want your children to be limp wristed faggots incapable of holding a sword

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Hotel?
Trivago

Geralt is good. Kratos not so much

>wanting your daughter to be fucked by a horse

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Do you jerk off to them?

RIP the kid named Lawbreakers

Leon.

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A friend of my sister is a massive weeaboo, and she named her kid "Annie May".

Still waiting to see if she pops another one out, and how she can fit "Manga" into a name.

muh nigga

What a coincidence, I also named my boy Jugemujugemugokonosurikirekaijarisuigyonosuigyomatsuunraimatsufuraimatsukuunerutokoronisumutokoroyaburakojinoburakojipaipopaipopaiponoshuringanshuringannogurindaigurindainoponpokopinoponpokononochokyumeinochosuke.

those all miscarried

Sans Arrow to the Knee The Cake Is a Lie Undertale

someone name their daughter 2B

but i dont want her to be lusted after by a bunch of 30 year olds

Bell's Frog, Bling Cherries
Jingle Bells
Ham and Cheese
SEPHIROTH

Bound to happen anyway. Might as well do a good job at it.

Based and redpilled

>He doesn't name his child after a fictional character

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named my kid janny

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Just look at that little shitcunt, I bet he tells people his dad works at Nintendo .

The document was from Hawaii, chances are they're japs, which makes it ok

zoomers haven't played FF7, he'll be fine

>my dad totally works at bethesda guys why else would i have this name

Who hurt you, user?

>tfw someone in his grade probably already lost their virginity
>still no wizard powers

I mean, that's his name. People might think it's funny but nobody in their right mind is going to discriminate based on a name Sephiroth Jones or whatever. Most people would probably just assume it was some obscure Biblical name like Malachi or Enoch or something.

>tfw first name is normal
>I am doomed with my last name and every one I have ever met in my life from school or work has pronounced it wrong
fucking ukrainians

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>His brother was called "Zigzag"

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I mean Robin Williams did it

Cipher doomtrain

Geralt

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>cousin named swisha

47

based

That's decent compared to being called Arthas

At least they don't allow digits in your name (yet)

named my son Zelda, just like the videogame!
Imagine if my videogame was a girl!

My daughter is called Nia as my wife loved the name from xeno 2. She is obsessed with the game.

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You know what's worse than naming your kid after a video game character? Naming your kid after a video game.

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Don't worry. Americans cannot into pronouncing names at ALL. I have a single syllable, four letter, western European name and not a single American I've met has pronounced it correctly.
Luuk.

>tfw my name is the "Jonn Doe" of my country

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Robin wasn't exactly mentally well.
Kevin Smith also named his daughter Harley Quinn.

I named my daughter Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time and she loves it!

I'd call you Lucky.

Ophelia
Vidya relation or not, it's just a pretty name.

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Just like fifty million moms before you.

I'm sure my kid will appreciate the name Rape Day once they're older.

Leo?

You just reminded me of that old advertisement both of them are in.

>I sure hope my daughter grows up to be deranged slut in a physically and mentally abusive relationship with a criminal psychopath

pronounced like 'look'?

They’ll just call him Seph. He’ll end up a chad.

>just lets people know ahead to call him Seth
>id badge has Seth on it (nicknames are commonly allowed on badges)

Only a problem if you let it be

That's hot.

Daddy better pony up for those implants.

They'll probably only do it in middle school if they're even smart enough to make that connection (they probably won't be), and most middle schoolers are shitheads who would have made fun of her anyway. She'll be fine.

No, like Luuk. Or Luc.
Try a weeb "uu"

Nothing breeds racism like having to actually interact with the subhumans on a daily basis.

Be honest here. How many of you wish you had a cooler name, even if it came from vidya?

He could get Ziggy as a nickname so it's not that bad.

My name is kinda bland and burgers can't pronounce it.

i95rocks.com/three-john-lennons-arrested-in-brazil/

Zelda was a name before LoZ existed

Now that's how you do proper parenting.
Knowing kids in elementary, Jack totally deserved it.

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>not the Zigger

Fuck off cuck or I will call my big big brother and my cousins

My name is pretty uncommon. My family makes fun of me because apparently I can't even pronounce my own name

Honk Honk

I have a guy I knew from college who named his kid something like Robar Darkraven (Lastname) after his D&D character. It's as embarrassing as you'd imagine.
Dude, I'm just telling you that kids will absolutely make fun of him for the name. He can be as cool as he wants and play it off as much as possible, but people will certainly make fun of you for that name.

it could always be worse
>know some idiot brony girls from highschool
>dont see them since 2011
>see them last year
>they got married and got themselves some guys sperm a few years ago
>they have 2 babies named Twilight and Rainbow
good fucking god

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Tacitus Kilgore

How fat are they?

I'm currently expecting a kid and don't know the gender yet. I can think of countless good vidya names for boys (Leon, Dante, Vergil, Jack, John, Adam, David, Layton, Niko) but for girls I have no ideas at all.

Jill, Rose, Phoebe if a girl
Leon, Sam, David if a boy
My man

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>some fag will name their child Jojo or Goku / Gohan

How would people even know?

I had a friend who first name was Lewis but everyone called him Trey. It wasn't until college I learned his real name and I'd known him for years. Even his family called him Trey.

can i legaly call my wife's soon to be born son "Cuck"

these kinds of lesbian couples always come in stick+absolute unit
somehow they switched roles since high school

I would give my kid a normal fucking name.

No, fuck it, going all out, Caim as the boy's name.

>(Leon, Dante, Vergil, Jack, John, Adam, David, Layton, Niko) but for girls I have no ideas at all.

Niko is a girl's name. Both in Japanese and most countries abroad (nicolle or variants thereof).

Aren't DBZ names popular in South America. Or so I've heard.

>Mark
>Matthew
>Luke
>John
>Mohammed
>Mary

I already talked to my wife about it, but she shot down pretty much every vidya name that wasn't maximum subtle. Looks like my options are limited, not that I wanted to name my child something outlandish like Chosen Undead or Doomguy or Monster Hunter anyway.

Germanon here, my name is a really uncommon variant of a common girls name so my mother had to work together with the country's agency where the name is from to find people with the name. I'm probably the only person with my name in the whole of Germany

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youtube.com/watch?v=fLI3fSgccZU
At least he is got a theme.

Nia is a real name though.

>Mohammed

Layton is a surname you hack.
Name her Katrielle for secret puzzle naming.

She was named after F Scott Fitzgerald's wife, though... Right?

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Reno means reindeer in Spanish. Furfag parents are an even more scary posibility.

>Artyom
>Joel
>Ellie
Is fine

>Poor kid.
He probably goes by Seth.
Kids can personally go to the office and have all documentation with their names changed permanently to whatever they want. It's how kids who are being groomed to become trannies can operate "so they won't get in trouble with their parents".

Merula

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I didn't know F. Scott Fitzgerald's parents-in-law were such avid videogamers

I wonder how Pinkamena Zecora Smith is doing

Made me laugh. Thanks man.

youtube.com/watch?v=9DXo5haNd9M
>Zigzag

he was inflicted with the berserk status ailment

Kain

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>today in things that never happened
How would a principal even know the quote some 6yo blurted out after a fight
why would he remember
why would he care
why would he mention it if it wasn't laden with expletives

You know what's worse than naming your child after a videogame character?
Naming them after a meme

Niggas really be out here called Augustus

Papyrus is the only one I can see having problems. Kartos, possibly. Artyom is a common Russkie name. Joel and Ellie are common too. Geralt can pass off as a tweak on Gerald, and I've heard Yennefer before Witcher even, possibly because J is pronounced Y in some languages.

So loo-ook?

Imagine the shit-eating grin that kid would have on his face if the Dragonborn got in Smash and he could honestly tell his friends at school that he's in Smash Bros

Someone called his son a Bain yet?

If they're a male: York(Or Francis or Zach), Sean, Leon, or Travis
If they're a female: Felicia, Nina, Claire, Rebecca, or May

John

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my name is retardedly long, it has ten letters in it

>I am 21 inch
not with all the pussy he's getting

Lyndis. People would just shorten it to Lyn which is a nornal name.

CHEN NO

Vasya Pupkin? Bernd Beispiel?

What piece of shit parents holy hell
>Yeah my kids name is "Whateverthefuckwhocares," me and the wife liked how it rolled off the tongue

Imagine if he shoots up a school, and one of the victims is named Zack

Medieval names are nice

Is that a naked mole rat?

youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU

>he actually believes he is the son of JENOVA

ISHYGDDT

Considering that people who grew up playing FF7 could easily be his employers I'd say it can give him an advantage

i would unironicly call him/her Max/Mona

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My name is Richard Handler. I hate my parents for giving me this name.

Maria

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Or Zack will disarm him along with Barrett.

>How would people even know?
My question is, how would someone NOT find out? This is assuming that this kid never has his real name read aloud in a class, that he doesn't go to school with the same people, or that he never just lets it slip himself.
>I had a friend who first name was Lewis but everyone called him Trey.
Yes and neither of those names are of a very famous Japanese RPG character

You fucking kankernigger.

Call your son Pussy.

More people are named after movies their parents saw, like Bella and Jacob a few years ago. Get ready for an influx of T'challa niglets.

He probably calls himself Seth by now.

Just change it to Tard

Wait so i can't name my daughter Misty?

>Did Sephiroth do this...?

>is an American businessman, currently serving as the Chairman of the Board and CEO of Jefferies Group
Gib mony or report u

fag

not vidya, but I plan to name my kid after Bandit Keith.

Man Gay

>tfw can't name my daughter Rapunzel, Lulu, Rikku, or Jasmine

Luk as in Indonesian pronunciation.
There, ezpz.
Anyway, are you dutch descendant by chance?

YA SEE SEFF, GUYS LIKE YOU..IN THIS HIGH SCHOOL

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if girl: kaede
if boy: dan

There was the guy in South America that killed his family because Squall Leonhart told him to as part of a SeeD mission.

Good job you're the first to get it right if you're American
>descendant
No.
I'm Dutch, period.

>kaede
Fuggin hicks

Duel Masters was cool.

Can you imagine being the news anchor who has to say the dude's name as the shooter?
>The shooting was done by Sophomore...
>*Snrk*
>Sep-... Sephiroth.

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>t. Actually elementary school faculty

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I bet that Dovahkiin kid will grow up to be a school shooter

nah he's probably this fag

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kek

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You leave my poor little Yolo alone

This is funny in more ways than one

john wick
somenoe from overwatch

What kind of monster would name their kid Cloud Yojimbo?

What if I name my white kid Jamal?

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Fighter “Knights of the Round” Johnson

based.
i'd name mine arianhord

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Mario and Luigi are actually normal names in Italy though.

It would trip up substitute teachers 100% of the time.

Solo Wing Pixy

friendly reminder if you name your son Keith you are basicly asking for him to be gay

Warrior of light Knights of the round?

Sensible people in general shouldn't have kids. The future is absolutely horrifying and you'd have to be a sadist to bring someone into the world just to make them have to live through that.

I know a girl named Keith. Different pronunciation, but the same spelling.

Mobius 1

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Honestly, good for him.
But can any kid who’s parents would name him that provide chad genetics?

Unironically convinced my fiance that our daughter will be called Cirilla. Fight me fags.

No but employers are

>YOU FUCKED UP MY LEG

negros would at one point beat the shit out of him and people would say he had it coming

His name is David

>That pic
Shit, if ther exits a person with Bench as last name, i'm gonna find him and tell him to name their child Miles

did they have another kid name alexis?

>that madlad that names his kid Bob

I think the story is made up too.

But my mom is a teacher in elementary school, and schools are retarded enough to care about details like that because they want to know what influences the kids.

Right now they're actually all freaking out about "Momo".

Game aside, Lawbreaker is like an anime villain name.

FUCK YOU

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

Naming my sons Ashley and Courtney, we're taking back those names for the guys

Burgers don't give a shit.
Somebody called their kid ABC iirc

Is he a Redguard?

Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition

Does Dante and Vergil sounds cool?

Halo

Damn dude I was halfway through highschool

I wonder how many brothers named Finn and Jake are out there in the world

gonna name my Daughter Aigis

too bad i`m alread a wizard

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Mary

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at least all these names and parents can be accepted somehow...

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Named my son Max due to my last name. The wife has no idea.

>naming your daughter after your sexual fetish
wew lad

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He probably assumed it was a sexual thing (show me a good time) and was concerned about that

>designated with an astoundingly shitty name
>for a lifetime supply of broken buggy Bethesda games
Could you blame him?

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Alice

>tfw your parents didn't name you Optimus Prime

Todd Howard

Zelda is a normal name. Archaic, but normal.

Name him cemal

No way people like this exist

Gonzalez

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>Plus our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime who is almost 1, we're hoping they'll get along when she gets older.

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I'll name my kid Erika and i'll teach her how to be the smugest person ever

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>Aren't DBZ names popular in South America. Or so I've heard.

They're not, as funny as that'd be to foreigners.

Your wife has great taste

nigga I knew a mexican kid named Vegeta
Tifa at least sounds okay

Veemo Weiß

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>People born after Shrek will be 18 this year.

Was he a manlet

Yes and the little fuck kept trying to steal our bikes

>SEphiroTH
>SETH
There problem solved

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT

I would definitely name my daughter Sanae.
It has a really good vibe to it.

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All mexicans are manlets

Those clothes are dangerous.

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Wasn't that a John Waters movie?

youtube.com/watch?v=_9J8ccza1OI&index=2&list=RDl3REqgLryzw
He is got a cool theme.

Based.

We wuz prince of saiyans n sheeeit

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Was going to name my first son Arthur as I love the name. The men on my dad's side have a habit of giving their first name as a middle name to their son, and mine is Morgan. Anne if it's a daughter.

Generally can't wait to have kids desu lads.

>give kid a Japanese name
>they're not Japanese
Don't be a faggot, and don't give me tat bullshit where you say you're a Jap because we know you aren't no matter how much you wish it to be true weeb

ahahahahahha im sorry user

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>know people who's names are fucking acryonyms

Why not name him Hugh?

>everyone believes him and the kid becomes the laughing stock of the school
>everybody sings tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies every morning he comes to school

inb4 he impales some faggot's waifu with his superior Nippon steel

because Reimu isn't for lewd

That's fucking worse because then some people will think it's a shitty anime reference

My grandfather has the same name as my dad and I have the same name as my dad, should I continue the tradition or burn it down?

>kids knowing about Fleetwood Mac

I will name my son YHVH.

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>It doesn’t mean anything
>They just liked the sound

What kind of Harlan Elison bullshit were those parents on
That’s literally Nimdok

Should go by Speedy.

First child only, name he rest whatever you want

can i name my daughter jack?

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Why would you name your *RECORD SCRATCH*?

The worst part is that everyone else has cool Italian surnames and shit.

I also want to be "We wuz europeans and shieeeet"

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