Dead or Alive

>Dead or Alive
>Everyone is in fact Alive

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When they took their boobs away they became dead inside and so did we.

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but the game itself is dead

>sand in pussy
god i hate when that happends

DoA isnt Dead or Alive anymore, Its Dead on Arrival

if you buy it, your chances of losing your virginity are dead

lmao

All this tbqh

>or
yes, and?

The game and the developer aren't. Also, Raidou

The possibility of EVO died

Lei Fang is best girl

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Chad Ein : died internally, replaced by the virgin Hayate.
Leon : her wife is dead
Tengu : Dead
Alpha : Dead
Phase4 : Dead
Raidou : Dead
Genra : Dead
Genfu : Will die soon of old age

>Phase4 : Dead

Why do you lie?

Don't worry my tranny friend, you will get it out eventually tofether with the puss and hair during your daily dillation

RIP:
-The tits Ayane deserves
-Navels
-The hope that Hitomi and Leifang will ever get together as more than just friends
-The dream of Kasumi and Ayane kissing and making up, literally
-DOA Xtreme ever becoming an enjoyable beach sports game with bikini-clad beauties instead of low effort gacha shit/dating sim garbage

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-Hitomi and Nyotengu's faces
-Nyotengu's facial animation

or is it alive?

why did based tengu have to die bros

They're not gay.

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The game is really fucking good

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Nah, Helena's mother is still dead and Christie is fapping to the thought of killing her

And?

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>Jahn Lee and HayEin are acting all gay, WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GAY!

Why are they still bothering to program a fighting game into the waifu bait simulator? It's not like anyone's actually playing this game, they should just go full waifu sim

To be fair, Hayate doesn't act gay, he's a typical asexual japanese male protagonist. Jann Lee, on the other hand, is constantly chasing after the other gay icons like Diego and Rig for 'rematches'

They have. It's called Venus Vacation. They don't think the format will gain that much traction outside of Japan though and they remain terrified of sjws in the west.

Since when do gooks give a fuck about what tumblr fucks think?

>-DOA Xtreme ever becoming an enjoyable beach sports game with bikini-clad beauties instead of low effort gacha shit/dating sim garbage
Xtreme would be so much better if you could wander around the island and explore in addition to just teleporting to the games. But that would be effort.

>The tits Ayane deserves

I don't know why people like breast upgrade Ayane. It looks freakish. We have Honocow for big tits.

Because maybe he wants the games to have bigger budgets instead of being rehashed shit and reused assets? Even gacha games like FGO are making improvements, but DOA as a series has barely improved.

>not as beautiful as her older sister
>not as buxom as her younger sister
Being Ayane is suffering.

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I dunno, I just like one character to have tits like an actual Japanese 18 year old.

Well maybe she should ditch that awful neon purple hair. Not even Nico looks bad in blue hair since shes supposed to look very anime. Ayane on the other hand, doesn't.

>leon
>her

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Since TN has come right out and said, on a number of occasions, that 'prevailing attitudes in the west' (read: sjws that have set themselves up as gatekeepers to western markets) are the reason behind them not releasing certain games here, where it was never an issue before. It might be that they're just using it as an excuse to avoid localizing a game where the sales will be less, but until we know for sure we have to go with their recorded statements. It's hardly confined to just DOA either. Plenty of jap devs are choosing to just not localize their games and have to deal with the bs.

This is an 18 year old Japanese mom.

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It's Dead OR Alive, not Dead AND Alive, dumbass.

KT is fucking retarded, this isn't limited to DOA.

>low neckline exposing cleavage with mole
This is peak mommy aesthetics.

Ayane had the largest tits proportional to her body till honkers came in.

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Ayane is cute, pretty, has charisma and big breast. (10/10)

Kasumi is cute, pretty, no charisma, and medium breast. (7/10)

Honoka is cute, not pretty, no charisma and bigger breast. (6/10).

>Honoka
With tits that big, don't need charisma

Logically, saying that everyone is either Dead or Alive simply means that for every item in that set, the item has to be at least one. So all the characters can be dead, or all the characters can be alive. Due to how death and living are conventionally defined, we can imply this statement is an exclusive OR (since a dead item can't be alive, or vice versa; one state dictates the absence of another).

TL;DR there's nothing illogical here, you got what was on the box since the logical assertion holds true.

That image makes no sense

>I used to actually think doa was a good game
>They reduce the sex apeal
>I realize how empty it actually is

At least Rig and Elliot are still sexy as fuck.

but it does

What are your opinions on Tina Armstrong?

She cute, but I'm not into grapplers/wrestling types.

>barely appears in the story
>jobs to Jann Lee, who still does not give a shit about her
>Jann Lee's new homo boyfriend is a spic from New York

for what i have read they are making a survey and apparently lots of ppl is complaining about the lack of fanservice so i expect them to step it up on the upcoming dlc's , also that wedding dress complite fail as first update on a 90€ seasson pass . they had to add the bikinis first like they did on DoA5.

Ein = literally dead and Lisa's new fuckboy

Based Hayate banging Lisa and Helena while the cuck Ayane watches

would make more sense with Marie Rose with those glasses (which is how I roll in DOA)

>Ayane and Honk are related

This shit is stupid

It was hinted in DOA5LR.

helena and kokoro too. Thinking someone likes sisters

Helena and Kokoro are already half-sisters since DOA4

Kokoro is just dumb and low IQ

It shouldn't have been hinted at or been a thing at all. I HATE IT

Everyone but Nyotengu.

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Weebs. It seems to be reversing the roles of children and pedophiles. The kid is luring the adult to a van with cigarettes and video games then getting arrested for rape.

>switch to Jap voices
>Nyotengu is a turboslut who craves Zack, Ryu and Brad

Fuck we need X3/VV on Steam

just deal with the jap and play it on dmm. its not like you need to know any japanese to get around a fucking gacha game

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Moar

>no Power Up Punch for Hitomi

Ein was bullshit anyway. He was just boy Hitomi.

The game is great but i miss the comfy Doa 5 maps like the beach or the castle.

>hitomi goes to japan
>does not even meet hayate
poor girl

I love Tina!

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Well played my friend.
FPBP