So this is the power of nintendo

Pokemon!!!
Pikachu!!!!
Mareoooooooooooo!!!! xD

Can I come to your house and hit you?

>being a kek

I remember when I was told by my then gf that she was pregnant of 'our' child and she had chosen to keep it. I had gotten a vasectomy a year prior. She was definitely not happy to hear that.

haha yeah!

Who needs offspring of your own when you have your wife's son and some furbabies?

No need, I'll never have sex anyway

>not wanting your own kids to achieve more than you
found the cucks

I mean in third world countries most people with a shit ton of kids are the poor, normal people have 1 or 2

She naturally drifted away from you because you're a cuck who got a vasectomy?

Let them do it on their own merits instead of playing life on easy mode.

I wished her good luck with finding the real dad and dumped her.

>your own kids

you mean her kids

Don't they jab needles into each testicle to numb them? Shawn from Mega64 had that shit done and it sounds extremely painful.

BING BING WAHOO. XD

this makes my balls hurt

>lawyer or doctor
>superior DNA
0/10 bait

Meanwhile, at Sony...

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Yes, user, playing games anywhere is the power of Nintendo.

>My DNA and intellect are far superior to those with the ability to get a high-paying complex degree that earns them incredible amounts of money. I'm a BitCoin trader!

vasectomy is a moral thing to do
creating another human being makes it possible for it to experience suffering, therefore it's evil

He looks like he has dark skin, based Holocaustendo

>needing to be sterilized
>not being morbidly fat, extremely ugly and/or void of any personality you scare all girls away
>too beta to commit rape
>actually paying to get your dick open when you could protect your virginity for free
L M A O I N G @ everyone in this thread

funny they look probably worse than that character

>average lawyer IQ is 108
>average IQ for doctor is 125
yes, mine is considering i come from old money and my iq is higher than both those ;)

are vasectomies painful?

Nope, THIS is the power of NINTENDO. Keep seething resetrannies.

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I'm apparently in need to pump out one more kid at least so my balls are intact for now.

I'm almost a doctor, I never kissed a girl and started balding at 15
Do I have superior DNA?

>vasectomy

>surgery that is a genetic dead end for you

tell the bitch to eat her tic tacs, why get surgery

unironically has the face of a woman who fucks black men

Don't you still need the testosterone?

you know the vast majority of trannies are PC users, right? you only need to take one look at Steam to realise this.

Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are both tech professionals and richest people in the world.

Show me a fucking Lawyer or Doctor on par with them.

>chasing ambulances

bet he smashed her

kek

You keep the testosterone and you can still cum as normal, only the sperm cells themselves are blocked which are a tiny amount of your semen.

You're not stopping sperm from being made or your hormones from working naturally. They are literally snipping the line.

I have med degree. I can fuck your wife if you want, cuck.

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You guys DO know how a vasectomy works right

>Success is directly related to intelligence

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>"I'm just as smart as Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos!"

>playing with joycons
plebs!

Then again, they are easy to transport.

why isnt there a UNICEF sponsored sterilization program for african nations India and china

why get surgery when some cunt can just eat birth control tic tacs

it's idiotic

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>they can be reattached anytime
Literally
>It's estimated that the success rate of a vasectomy reversal is:
>75% if you have your vasectomy reversed within 3 years
>up to 55% after 3 to 8 years
>between 40% and 45% after 9 to 14 years
>30% after 15 to 19 years
>less than 10% after 20 years
I wonder (((who))) could be behind that post

I did. Already have one kid, that's more than enough for me.

any idiot can pass a MCAT/LSAT

global innovation is driven by technology.

Some trannies I Don get.
I thought it was games like pokemon or fire emblem that makes trannies
Bloodborne is popular?

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there are about 50 moire groups like this on Steam.

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>why have 0% risk of pregnancy and a get out of jail free card if she's a cheating bitch, when she can take fake hormone pills and piss them back into the water, have a >99% chance of prevention, experience lessened libido and moisture, or just lie about taking them
Not vasectomy'd but you can see there are some benefits, plus they can just unplug you back up and nowadays, the recovery time is like an hour.

well, are YOU on par with a lawyer or doctor?

Just because they got lucky doesn't mean they got smart

>innovation
yeah I love how my life has changed in the last 15 years, oh wait it hasn't

why not just avoid dating whores and avoid invasive surgery?

*dies before releasing new innovative technology because there was no cure*

>lawyer

This is a disgrace in any country if your daddy is not the owner of some lawyer firm.

why not just die instead of bothering living, man

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doctors are just adderall prescribing drug dealers

pharma industry is a total scam

lmao so you're just a loony conspiracy theorist

Or maybe just get your girl to take pills instead of butchering either one of your bodies.

no I mean doctors are essentially drug dealers because it's their job to push out whatever pharma companies want to sell

why are Rx's handed out like candy?

>things that never happened

>Have three kids, the last two being twins.
>Wife got tied, no real need for me to get one but plan too anyway.

Young high school girls need to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside just as much as everyone else. They're all into older men these days so that just puts me at the top of the list.

he has sex and you don't

The Power of SNOY!

the nose knows

Why is it always them Yea Forums?

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I envy basedboys because they're happy
I would like to be one of them instead of being a neurotic mess

Why can't you retards just talk about videogames? GG+fappening+elections were a mistake

What a fucking nightmare

>done your duty
My duty is to myself and myself only. Fuck paying child support.

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