Post your favorite game and the worst thing you've ever done

This but phantom crash instead of theif

>phantom crash
my guy

This is based though

Don't have a fav, but I'll pick dmc3 on account of the new one, its in my top 10 for sure. When I was very young I killed a kitten by accident, I can barely remember but I think I put a clothes basket on top of it and crushed it to death. I honestly hope it was just some weird nightmare I had, but I have a feeling it really happened.

>phantom crash
my dudes

Hyper Light Drifter

I'm not sure if I am remembering it correctly, but when I was younger I'm pretty sure I used to torture my dog. I saw it as playing with him but I'm pretty sure I was just scaring the absolute shit out of him. Keep in mind I had that dog for about 6 years.

dmc3
Once drove into a parking lot too fast and shredded the side of my car against another.
Doors weren't busted or anything but it sure as hell had noticeable streak lines.
Decided to not park next to the car I unintentionally vandalized,
Parked 90 feet away behind some trees and got out of my car to get to class in time.
Came back 2 hours and the car I screwed over was gone.
I won't make excuses for myself even if it was an accident,
but what does it say about me if I didn't give a fuck and bailed out on responsibility?

Probs Bloodborne or Dead Space 2

Worst vidya related thing ive done is back when I used to go to friends houses as a kid and wipe all of their save data and memory cards. Id always wipe Smash and RE4 data.

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persona 3
You remind me of the time I hit my puppiy on the head with a remote repeatedly once as a kid.
I don't even know why I did it, it was like acting on intrusive thoughts.
I also neglected to really care for it outside of walking and am a direct cause of my dog's life span being shortened.

Bloodborne
I accidentally infected one of my friends' computer with a virus that forced him to get a new one

God Hand
I deleted my friend's save file for Final Fantasy 6 on the GBA

Deus ex
Cheated on my girlfriend the day her cat died

DMC4SE or KH HDDD or FFIV Complete Collection I dunno

When my father was still alive he gave me his credit card for a month and I ran up a couple hundred dollars buying pizzas and alcohol while I threw house parties with my friends and my dog. I really spoiled that dog that month.

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Harrison?

MGS2
Stole $200 from my grandpa's wallet as a kid.

Did he call you out on it?

based and redpilled

That's fucking cool though I always wished I could do that. Give a fake identity and everything

No. Nobody knows about this but me. My family's not really well off at all, and my grandparents are in a worse state. We help them out as best as we can but it's not always a possible thing. I always feel like shit about it because I used the money for something retarded anyways and I took advantage of my grandparents' trust at home

Tekken

I had a hooker stay over my brothers air bnb on vacation the night before we had to check out. Turned out that I didn't have enough money to pay her so my brother and I ended up packing our shit real quick and splitting after he gave the keys back to the owner. This was in Latin america

Just give them the same amount of money without telling why

>sharing a hooker with your brother

KH2FM, Mega Man X, Pokemon Platinum
I pussied out on so many chances to get a gf

Pokémon Heart Gold

I bought a male prostitute for my sister and she ended up getting the clap.

SA2/GTA IV
When I was younger I almost choked my Cat due to my own angerand emotions of what happened me in my life. I stopped myself but I'm still unable to forgive myself for my actions.

Well you're here for a reason

Different rooms and hookers I worded that poorly kek

Planescape: Torment

I cheated on my girlfriend and had unprotected sex with some other girl, the same night she cheated on me with her ex (they made out but didn't fuck is what one of her friends drunkenly told me a few months later; my girlfriend gave me the impression they did fuck, maybe to make it sound like she wasn't making excuses?). She called me in tears saying she was so sorry and it was a mistake, so I went over to comfort her. We ended up fucking. No one ever caught anything so the girl I was with didn't have any STIs, but the sheer lack of responsibility and foresight on my end was pretty bad and could have caused so many worse issues, especially because I didn't know the other girl at all. I never told her what I did. We've been going strong a few years now.

>male prostitute
Those exist? Who the fuck is the clientele?

GTA San Andreas

I made out with one of my professors when we both were piss drunk. I ended up dropping the class and haven't made eye contact with her since.

you

>Who the fuck is the clientele?
Fat chicks I would guess, I got one for her because she's always been pretty shy and never had a BF before. She doesn't talk to me anymore.

Was she hot?

Yeah she's a fucking MILF

Azure Striker Gunvolt 2.

I slept with a girl even after learning she was married. To a US Marine.

>I made out with one of my professors
>haven't made eye contact with her since
Why? Was she a granny?

Why didn't you just fuck her?

No I just felt really bad about it and didn't want to deal with any of the potential fallout

FONV
unzipped, rifled through, and took $5 out of a kid's backpack during an assembly where we're all sitting on the floor right before going to a water park. used it to buy dippin dots

She's fat.

REmake

Years ago, I was babysitting my nephew (who was maybe a couple of months old at the time), and got so frustrated with him crying, that I did the Brian thing to scare him into silence.

youtube.com/watch?v=NP7SfpcsVhE

Man you cucked a marine. That's something to pass down to your family. Did you fuck her bareback?

F.E.A.R
Betrayed friends and an entanglement of lies that could rival the autism of a thousand rocket engineers for no tangible benefit.

Tell me the story please

You're a piece of shit

you type like this story won't end up paying off

Yes, she specifically requested that I do. We spent an entire week together in a hotel room. We played vidya all day and fucked all night, the whole week.

It was okay.

Oh I know. I've felt bad about it ever since.

Silent Hill 2. I'm 23 and a kissless virgin. Considering hiring a high end escort and just get it over with but I don't know if I want to throw my v card away and am kinda scared of getting something

SM 64

I told my grand mother to kill herself when I was a teenager and she died in her sleep a week later.

Well if Chris Chan did it I'm sure you could too.

Based

Phantasy star online

I shit my pants on my way home from town when I was a teenager. My friend was with me at the time and when we had to go to school he told everyone.

I ended up dropping out of school because of it.

I burned down my gran’s kitchen when I was 7.

I rammed a shopping trolley into my dad’s leg when I was 8. He has limped ever since. But I tell myself he deserved it because he cheated on my mom.

I told my dad’s mistress’s son that I knew a lot about pcs then “helped” him make his pc faster by deleting random files in his windows folder on his pc.

former kissless virgin here; having sex won't solve any of your problems and you'l feel worse after getting an escort because while it'll feel okay in the moment you'll end up telling yourself that the only way you can ever have anyone love you is by paying them afterwards and just end up feeling like shit

i did this exact thing when i was a 22 y/o kissless virgin (25 now)

high-end escorts are tested regularly and usually demand clients use protection (i have friends who are escorts)

there are attractive women that will fuck you whether you believe it or not right now

Not much to tell it's not a good story, but pretending to be a nationality that I wasn't accent and all and I had to keep tabs on who I was and wasn't lying to about this for about 10 years because after all that talk I couldn't just come out and tell them.
It does not sound that bad but jesus christ I think about it every night before I go to sleep.
There are other things, and the betrayal isn't much of a story just fucked two good friends girlfriends with that particular persona/accent.
Sorry not much to tell, but it will haunt me for life if that satisfies you.

this sounds like an incredible shitstorm of subterfuge and related shenanigans and you should probably write a book about it

Well I like video games

sm64 as ur favorite game is worse than killing the cat

I'm trying to delete it from memory personally, but maybe when I'm retired and I don't physically cringe from thinking about it.

Why do you regret it? More than anything I just want to know what it feels like once. Other than that my life's fine and I don't have any real complaints about it. I'm not even bitter about it, really. I'm just curious, and it's gotten in the way a couple times with two girls I had a shot with but turned down BECAUSE I haven't the single clue as to how to even kiss. It's arguably my main fetish, too.

The first time you have sex you're going to cum in five seconds

Just tell us already. You'll feel better. Not really, but it'll be amusing for us all regardless.

I almost got an escort from viva street. But when I texted the woman she just replied with a question mark and I chickened out.

wc3
murdered someone

It's not something I can string together cohesively enough to make you laugh.
I would if I could.

>More than anything I just want to know what it feels like once.
It's like masturbating, but worse.

>I'm just curious, and it's gotten in the way a couple times with two girls I had a shot with but turned down BECAUSE I haven't the single clue as to how to even kiss.
You dumb shit, most girls find that to be a turn-on. They like being the ones to teach you how to do that kind of thing, usually.

Europa Universalis IV
I drowned my friend's pet mouse.

KotOR I and II
ERPed with futa furries in second life

i regret it because i spent so long building myself up to this belief that sex would solve my issues and then the sex happened and none of my issues were solved even if it was fun

and then i was like "wow that felt so good but i'm never going to feel that genuinely because the only way a woman will fuck me is if i pay her"

what did solve my issues was a combination of therapy, learning how to dress better, and reading How To Win Friends and Influence People; the rest kind of came naturally over the years and i've slept with quite a few people since then

Based but kinda mean

I'm doing this right now except its my gender instead of nationality. It's going on 9 years now.

MGS3

I'm fucking my ex while she's with another guy, even though we broke up because she cheated on me. I don't know if I love her or not but I tell her I do.

I think I might legitimately hate her but she's been my best friend for the past 5 years and it's really hard to remove someone from your life like that. She's practically family.

>stealth game let's you whistle
>abuse it to get everyone to go towards me.

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Nick?

but the question is whether or not those attractive women will love me afterwards and just not be there for my cash.

I'd say bullshit but you do play WC3

What a shitty fucking normie issue, get the fuck out of here.

This is the kind of tourism I support, where tourist behave and live as locals.

>usually.
No they don't

Yes they do.

Have sex.

Dark souls and I've done what would legally be considered aggravated rape to what would legally be considered minors.

Unironically

Yeah, sorry, I'm not a socio- or psychopath that kills cats. I know that must really bother you.

Good luck, if you fuck up somehow change the topic, practice these autism scenarios at home.
You should really come clean/make new friends/get the surgery. It feels really good not hiding things.

MGS3

got home from high school and got a call that my older sibling's friend had killed herself. didn't have a strong reaction at first, home alone so i nonchalantly went up to my room and masturbated wearing several layers of diapers, then the news set in.
I feel bad about it because i initially overlooked the news it with ignorance, and instead unrelatedly masturbated

This is always said. Never believable.

...shinji?

>Skies of Arcadia
>When I was 9, I showed a 5-year-old my penis
>Beat an ex once

BASED

Chrono trigger
I ghosted one of my childhood friends one day for a new group of friends after I moved. I think he would a little on the spectrum, most people thought he was a bit weird. And he definitely was. But he was a good dude and we use to have sleepovers and play video games once a week at least. Wish I would have stayed pals with him forever, the dudes I traded for weren't even that much better either and our friendships are waning these days. Sometimes I want to message him on Facebook and see what he's up to but I don't think I have the right.

Oh man you just reminded me that I almost had gay sex with my step brother when I was a kid.

I've done the same thing twice. I just don't care. People are absolutely souless and cutthroat when it comes to car shit. If I can fuck up and suffer no repercussions and learn a lesson without succumbing to ridiculous litigation and unaffordable payouts and insurance premium hikes, then I will drive off every time.

A true strategic mind

Good thing none of you leave the house

>get the surgery
Oh fuck no, this was just because I was using a female character in a game, met some people I grew really fond of who assumed I was a real female for some reason, and was in too deep to come clean.

when i was 10 or 11 years old, i met a guy on diablo 2 battlenet and we typically shared items with each other
one day, i decided that he should give me 10-20K gold for the drops i just picked up
he was really dismayed and said things along the lines of "i'm really hurt, man, i thought we had a thing going, i thought we were the same" and left the game
he probably would've given the gold easily had i asked instead of trying to trade for it
i was pretty sad that night in 2001 or 2002

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My friend was kind of gay and I thought drowning his mouse would toughen him up. I haven't seen him in years now though, he's probably on HRT now.

Well at least you never have to meet them.
Did you put on a girly voice in calls and get good at it or something? or was this a text based adventure?

>Cat
>Not a dog
I see no problem being indifferent. Stop being a bitch

I made excuses to not get into voice chat. It probably created a shadow of doubt, but no one argued.

I did something similar hombre, as a teenager into early adulthood I had for some odd reason just changed my online nationality to Russian, I could speak a bit because of my grandparents and knew a decent amount about how life worked there and amazingly enough I could all of a sudden do and say and be all the things I knew I could do but didn't.

That's when it happened, I made friends and found who I believed was my soul mate 100%, I was still me I never changed my personality but i was just a god damned Ruski for no reason and i was fucking trapped. An entire circle of friends and a girl i loved and I was trapped in this fake identity and the kicker was is that she hated my homeland so i was basically trapped in hell.

The long story short, I ended up faking my death with the help of in real life friends masquerading as fake people in my fake identity.
At least they had closure I suppose.

I hate myself and hope you can forgive me in another life Emma.

Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
XCOM 2 (modded)
Total War: Warhammer 2

When I was 17 I got my 15 year old step sister high for the first time and convinced her to let me hotdog her ass until I came (she had a really fat ass and I had raging hormones)
Used to scare the shit out of my cousin all the time as a child with Halloween masks and shit and now she's a little nervous and jumpy as an adult
Picked on a freshman girl as a sophomore in highschool everyday until one day she broke down and cried but felt really bad about it and made a point to apologize to her in front of everyone the next day, and always made it a priority to be really nice to her and invite her to hang out after school afterwards

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Portal 2.
Paid for Portal 2. Twice.

Did you ever fuck your step sister?

I've bought Skyrim 9 times, ama

Oh yeah also

League of Legends
Unironically enjoy League of Legends

BASED

World of warcraft: Burning Crusade

The VERY first time I was left to look after my son when he was a baby alone, I got unreasonable aggravated with him not shutting the fuck up for no reason and backhanded him across the face. Full force, no restraint. I was probably incredibly lucky that i sort of missed my swing and got him more in the shoulder with half of my hand. The second i struck and realized just how far he went across the floor I realized I had potentially killed him. I told my wife he got the bruises when he fell off of the couch while I wasnt looking (this excuse makes no sense in the context of our home at the time) and while we didnt take him to the hospital at my urging, she also subtly didnt allow me alone with him for what was im not shitting you the next few years of the kids life (until he could speak). Ive since become positive she somehow knows what happened. We've never directly talked about it.

The worst part is that hes grown into an absolute reclusive pussy. He never talks to people and never manages to keep eye contact for more than a few moments. I hate him. I hate him and when he does manage to look me in the eyes I think he remembers what happened, deep deep down. Stupid faggot

Digimon world
I kicked a baby chicken to death.

>I ended up faking my death
That's an advanced move, I considered but couldn't figure out the logistics of that and stopped showing up to things and made some new friends a few years later.
I'm really glad that you exist though, I thought i was a lone wander and nobody but me could conjure such a mess.

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how does he taste

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You deserve a cuck son for being a shit father

Star Ocean 2

I once found out that a friend of mine that I was fucking wasn't only not single, but actually low-key married her high school crush, and didn't let me know while we were fucking.

I threw her some guilt about it, telling her I felt terrible I was "home wrecking", and how it wasn't fair to him, and that maybe I should talk to him about it to clear my conscience. She ended up bribing me to stay quiet with an shiny new 360 Elite.

I never told the guy. We kept fucking every couple weeks for 3 years. We only stopped because I met a the girl I'd eventually end up marrying.

Fallout New Vegas
I swung a dog by its lead because friends thought it was cool, the lead was one of those harnesses so it wasn't by the neck, I'm not THAT harsh

Chrono Cross

Banged my ex one day and later that night went out on a date with a girl who has become my fiance. I've been faithful since then but it still makes me feel tainted.

The first two times were rough, everything after feels good.

you guys fucking suck

Like I give a fuck at this point. His mom fucking coddles him to no end. Hes doomed and it isnt something im going to have to put up with for more than the next few years.

Not really that abnormal. When my grandfather, my first and best friend, died and I found out via phone call, my reaction was just to say "Alright."

We have a special bond and I am glad we could meet and take solace that someone knew our hell, a hell we built.

If you ever need anything let me know, I'll help you fake your death if you need or whatever helps you ease the pain.

Hey, I had an abusive dad that hated me too. Should've castrated yourself before bringing a child that doesn't WANT to be in this world, into the world. So many people just shouldn't have kids, and only contribute to just how shit the world is with their garbage parenting. You're the faggot, he didn't do anything wrong, it's not his fault he has you for a father.

I've got the 'alright' attitude towards death but I do contemplate on them and my relationship with them. what I regret is how instead of immediately contemplating i just jerked off into a diaper

That sounds like it would make a damn good book.

Dragon dogma:dark arisen
used a mod for bbi weapons lvl3 instead of farming them

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Morrowind

Stole from the collection at church as a kid since I was forced to go

>masturbated wearing several layers of diapers,
No wonder he killed himself

Xenogears

Played Xenosaga

So you just sat there in several diapers stained with cum and filled with remorse?

I thought about it honestly, maybe not for myself but to help anyone else.

It would be called "It ends in Ithaca" which was the place in NY that fake me died.

You sound weak. I bet youre a disappointment.

Is there any way a baby remembers something like that?

Maybe by trauma

the weight of the news set in right after the fact. yeah.

hotline miami

tried to kms with shotgun it worked obviously

MGS3, RE4, or Dragon's Dogma

Best friend had a crush on when we were younger and she was willing to cheat on her boyfriend to be with me but I told her no and she started crying and kept asking if I loved her or not and that she hated me. We're still friends and she apologized for it but it fucked with me and I haven't been able to forgive myself for making her cry.

I also punched an autistic kid in the face high school and shoved a 11 year old into a vending machine cuz he wanted to fight me

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Id like to point out that ive actually been a really good father after that point. It was an absolute irrational snap for a unthinking new father, but it isnt like I spent the rest of his life scorning him, and obviously ive never hurt a hair on his body after that. It wasnt until he got well into puberty and just become an absolute mess that i've started to actively dislike him. Im sure its just some latent guilt when I look in his eyes.

counter-strike source
kill a guy but it was in self defence, cops didn't even arrest me or take my gun since him attacking me was on two cameras

When I was 15, I dry humped my 17 year old cousin's mattress at her house, while she played Emperor's New Groove on PSX. She had those short, thin shorts on that girls tended to wear to bed, and I could see just a hiiiiint of vag lip. She was laying stomach first off one side of her bed, and I was sitting on my knees on the other side. I started very stealthily grinding on the mattress while staring at her ass, until I got close. I waited till she got up to go to the bathroom, took my dick out through the fly of my pants, shoved it between the box spring and mattress, and when she came back in, I came inbetween the two.

That night, when she fell asleep, I snuck into her bathroom and blew a load in her shampoo bottle, just so I could think about her touching my jizz. Never did anything remotely like that ever again. 15 year olds are fucking animals.

Is this a really bad response? I felt kind of whatever when my grandpa died, I didn't talk to him much, didn't know how to really. I was sad about it later, my grandma was similar too, I have cried about both before though.. God my family really fucked me up didn't they?

Counter Terrorists win

She knew

You come across like you're severely insecure and project that onto your kid, his mother's attitude towards him, and god knows who and what else. Take responsibility for once and admit when you're the fuck up, and learn to just be better. In all likelihood you won't though. I've met way too many men like you, and they never have the mental capacity to get over their own ego and fear of looking like "some pussy" to actually become better men.

Grow some balls or keep repeating the same shit cycle that's been set in motion.

Then she must have liked it, because we've been close for years still. We go out to concerts together, hang out in the same group of friends, have board game nights together, etc.

Truth

pong
i once had consensual sex in the missionary position.

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Jet set radio
Sprayed the whole areas full of gay furry art

I'm sure there's a lot of other parenting and relationship missteps at play too though. He wouldn't be a spineless wimp if you guys parented correctly. People should be made to take courses on how to have effective relationships and raise kids, because it isn't something most people just get. If you don't foster a loving supportive environment early on your kid will most likely turn out low confidence, unsure of himself, and won't know how to have relationships with anyone else because he never experienced it first hand with his parents. Which leads to failure in general. Shit happened to me, happens to a lot of people. It's not too late though, there are plenty of ways to get it together. I recommend books and such.

You're a garbage human being and I hope he murders you in your sleep.

Don't fuck your cousin.

World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade

lied about beating a nonexistent child on a Yea Forums thread. Felt legitimately guilty when people started moral fagging at me.

We all have to overcome the circumstances of our births you fags, even if some kid got the daylights handed out of him, it'd be up to him to build himself up from that.

Say what you want.
We exist to sin, the difference is wither you atone or lie to yourself.
Or worse, be self aware and sin again anyways.
If I ever get a doggo again I'll treat it right this time.
That doesn't make me a better person but it's the only way to live.

We're not related by blood.
Moms adopted brother's daughter.

DMC5

I had a phase where I found my sister hot and would go into her room at night to watch her sleep, I don't feel bad about this but I'm aware that this is fucking creepy and it disturbs me so I stopped. I still find her a little hot, I just don't act on it.

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>Best friend had a crush on when we were younger and she was willing to cheat on her boyfriend to be with me but I told her no and she started crying and kept asking if I loved her or not and that she hated me. We're still friends and she apologized for it but it fucked with me and I haven't been able to forgive myself for making her cry.
You did the right thing user, I'm sure she is grateful for that too, unless she's a bitch.

If your kid's life is a mess and he's not over 18, it's your fault because you did a shit job.

Partly right but if his mother Pampers and babys his son to no end that can be just as destructive to the development of a boy and leave lasting effects. Over protective mothers are even worse because you don't even become tough.

Don't listen to this user. He's not your friend. Fuck your cousin.

based

Unironically based

Majora's Mask

I'll give the truncated version of this story since I could probably fill several posts up with this shit. I've been living several lies at once. My friends and acquaintances believe that I have a nice well paying job that I've been at for several years. My family thinks I've got a different job that my friend got me. The truth is that I've been unemployed since about 2016, and have only managed to keep up appearances by the skin of my teeth. I've spent all that time attempting to pursue my dreams and lamenting at my failures in pursuing them.

Now it's all potentially coming to an end. I did have some odd work (nothing illegal) I did from home for money, but due to some incredibly bad luck it's no longer viable and I had to empty out my leftover money. I'm flat broke, and early next week is a party for a good friend that I am 100% expected to attend and bring a decent gift to. I can't even use the sickness excuse because I've actually had the flu this past month and used that to skip out on meetups and other events. I'm contemplating just coming clean because I honestly can't deal with this anymore, but I know I'll lose every friend and likely be disowned by everyone except my brother. The worst part is, I don't even feel nervous anymore. I'm just numb and the thought of it makes me laugh when I think about it. It all stemmed from one little lie that got out of hand.

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Trust me man, I fucked my cousins and it ruined everything.

It's shock. Your brain just can't fully process something world-shattering instantly.

I am fast to pass judgement only because I've lived with dogs all my life and treated them with the upmost respect I'm sorry if it came off as rude

Star Wars Galaxies

I told my ex-fiance I needed space for a couple weeks so I could "re-evaluate" my priorities in life. I spent those weeks fucking a fat puerto rican chick. I loved every second of it, she was TO DATE the best sex I've ever had, and at the end of the month, we called it quits and I went back to my ex-fiance. I dumped her a month later after she told me she wanted to expedite our wedding plans.

I was a fucked up guy back then.

This man is just bad at uncommon social situations. You can surely do better than he. I fucked MY cousins at it worked out for the best

But what if it doesn't?

Cringe and bluepilled

I didn't fuck my Cousin and it ruined everything

Dig the rabbit hole deeper and come up with an even more covert lie to cover your tracks or be free, I would honestly line up a new life\work in another place far away and explain everything with a letter and never return.

>But what if it doesn't?
Asking the hard-hitting questions we need the answers to.

Lufia 2

i have never had sex with a woman who was single. Every single one of them cheated on their boyfriends with me.

They're engaged now but sometimes he can be a prick. He hit her once a long time ago and I was 100% willing to kill him but she talked me out of it

>virus that forced him to get a new one
That's retarded

>fucked a fat puerto rican chick
>loved every second of it.

Every
Single
Time

Zoomer

Thats rough man. You wanna talk about it?

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She was covered in tattoos. Not necessarily "fat". Just very chubby. Massive tits, massive ass. It was that "forbidden fruit". But in this case, it wasn't an apple. It was anal.

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Don't listen to the articulate user who never fucked a cousin in his life, I commend your arguing skills but i can see your lack of cousin fucking a million miles away.

As for the rest of you, it might go good who knows and I guess you get a pass in fucking your cousin because it's already fucked.

>Star Wars Galaxies
God tier taste if it's pre CU and NGE

>I didn't fuck my Cousin and it ruined everything

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It was a slap in the face that they called it CU

I fucked my cousin and my biggest regret is I never fucked her agai

Pre-CU all the way, my finest nigga.

im still mad that SOE was forced into all of that shit. I mean, Smed agreed to it, but Lucasarts was really poorly managed in its last few years.

Was your cousin's name candlejack you du

A-user?

I had several chances to be with a qt gurl but my power level showed so much that I fucked up. I have no favorite videogame, im too picky

I will never not be mad about Pre-CU getting shit on. Even the Village wasn't as bad of change as CU/NGE were.

Nah it's okay user. The fact that dogs meant that much to you
and even apologizing when you didn't need to here of all places means you're a good person.

>Yeah, sorry, I'm not a socio- or psychopath
Except you are because you don't care about whether or not your actions hurt someone else

I hate to be a faggot and argue one user to another over what we have and havn't done, but i have actually had sex with two cousins. Both Mormons. First time we were both 14 and I think she was doing it out of a rebellious phase as she lived in right proper Mormon country and i was the rogue country boy who had come over for the family barbecue. It was sort of weird as young love in a baseball dugout tends to be, but we're still on decent terms. Cut 9 years later (different cousin) and im once again blowing through town on my way to visit friends up near the border. "Can i crash on your couch for a night on my drive" becomes "guess i can hang around a few days, my buds not going anywhere" becomes a 10 day drinking and uno playing banaza resulting in 3 nights of straight sex and a mutual, consensual goodbye. Still chat with her now and again, nice girl.

Cousins are just women with easy icebreakers when you live in different states

>all those non virgins
What the fuck has happened to this board?

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I played it when I was younger. It's not the best game in the world but I have more fond memories of it than any other game.

Melee

I played IMVU for a week when I was 13. Somehow found myself an e-gf but after 3 days I got bored and talked to like 4 or 5 other girls who thought my character was the hottest shit and wanted to ERP me. Got bored of that too and the last thing I remember from that game was a long angry post from my e-gf about how much of an asshole I was

my only gf ever lmao

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What is it with Mormons and incest?

redpilled

City of Heroes.

I fucked one of my best friend's girlfriends. Many times. Now i live with him.

He's happily married to a different woman now, but i was still a shithead.

Fuck dude. You are the worst in this thread, damn. Thats's unforgivable.

DBZ: Legacy of Goku 2

When I was 14, I used to trick girls in their late teens/early 20's into thinking I was 19. I'd get them on MSN and Yahoo to strip for me, and I'd let them watch me fap on webcam to them. One of the girls roomates found out I was 14 and told the cops that her friend was flicking the bean to underage dudes. 15 years later, she's on a sex offender registry. We lived states away, so I didn't really know where to start to try and help or claim that she didn't know my real age.

Streets of Rage 2
attempted suicide technically twice, nobody knows about either time.

Kissless virgins where we at? 23 years old here and counting!

My dad was a Jew merchant in that game and in one patch they disabled his entire inventory of goods and he cancelled.

So god damn stupid SoE was.

Theyre good people man. In my pretty extensive experience they're just really really fucking repressed. Like in the classic sense where they try to ignore their own thoughts and desires. Take that, add it with a pretty cloistered community, and you get people either chomping at the folk in the bedroom across the hall, or else super eager to talk about the weird underwear (I found it an incredible turnon) they're forced to wear.

Hot cousins happened.

I like you user, you got my full respect.
My cousins lived next door to me so maybe that was what made it weird, dunno but I like you bro.

Brother was a Bioengineer. Trials of Obi Wan happened 2 days after his 30th. He logged on after a 2 day bender and hangover. I have never seen someone get so pissed about vidya.

This is not at all where I expected that to go.

Just tell the truth, if they reject you and don't understand why you lied the whole time, I'm sorry but your friends and family are pieces of shit and your work life isn't really their business
Your lie isn't even that bad any normal parent/friends would understand, its just built up in your own mind as something more extreme than it is

I'm glad Itsuno got pulled away during development
so you could never enjoy what could've been the same game but better.

21, reporting in

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I'd love to have an out like that, but I can't. I have some family members here that I've been helping get by and I can't leave them even if everyone else would cast me out like a leper. The worst part of this is I don't think I'd feel bad about them knowing I'm a poor bastard, I just don't want them to know how much of a failure I've been done they've all been very successful in their careers. They all have great lives, and here I am like a mimic pretending I'm one of them. Sometimes I just want till break down and tell them everything, but I know they'd shun me for it.

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Based

TF2

Must have been like seven or eight years old. I think I stole some other kid's money when it slipped out of his pocket during an assembly. It was a cake sale day or something at the school, I got a few extra cakes. I don't think he got jack shit.

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Thank you for sharing, user.

Metriod prime
I switched out my incredibly scratched up Mario sunshine copy with one of my friends

Was the other kid a dork?

this in utah? mormon culture is a regional thing

>He stole money on bake sale day

Did nobody tell you about hell as a boy user?

sagely advice if I've ever seen it user, fuck that cousin pronto. It's for the best.

Extremely based post

You better believe it was in Utah fren

I have done that so many times

I need to know how not fucking your cousin ruined your life.
Such an oddly specific set of circumstances must have occurred if this isn't a joke.

I see man, so you have people who need you? Well then fuck those elitist clowns that you're so worried about, fuck them and fuck what they think.
At the end of the day as long as you start to feel better about yourself then thats all that matters.

We're all on the same rock and we all die eventually, you ain't got time for them.

I don’t know what my favorite game is and i don’t know what the worst thing I’ve ever done is.

In both fields I’m sure Yea Forums would mock and ridicule me so I gusss it doesn’t make a difference.

>454067026
Nice non post you dumb faggot. Why even bother wasting the time?

Bless you fellow user, may we find our redemption in another life.
I'm glad we could meet, bless you in all your endeavors.

Kotor2

Harassed and bullied the fuck out of another kid through most of middle school, for no real reason. I often think about that and regret it, since even though I got plenty of shit myself there was no real reason to take it out on him since he was just like me.

Vagrant Story
Stabbed my abusive step-father with a kitchen knife as a child.

WoW Vanilla

I've done a few bad things, perhaps worse than what i'm about to say but this was a bunch together and retelling still makes me laugh.
My buddy and I stole a car for no reason other than to cruise around and have a giggle. We picked up a hooker, befriended her and even drove her to a client's house who called her and waited around for her to finish up. When she was done with the guy she let us know that she wanted to "party". Said she knew where to get some meth. We were already really fucking high ourselves and told her we got it covered. Instead of giving her our meth (actually think it might have been ecstasy but forget) we gave her some horse tranquilizers we would use to help sleep. With her passed out in the back we abandoned the car and let it roll down a small incline in to a lake. The car did not go deep enough to fully submerge but it did roll a fair way in to the lake before stopping.

The thought of this tranqed hooker waking up to find herself in an abandoned stolen car in the middle of a lake still makes me giggle.

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LoZ:MM

Stole money from my single mom when she wasn't working to buy YuGiOh cards. stole from her boyfriend too. It caused them to fight and he left her thinking she was stealing

she hasn't had another one since, and she's 62 now.

I can tell you're depressed and directionless with no real dreams in life, no need to tell us

New Vegas

Blew an 80k inheritance in 4 years on drugs and whores.

Man I remember I played this Disney game called VMK, I had several e gfs on that shit. My first love was on that shit. It was basically a Disney version of habbo hotel.

Def Jam FFNY.
Tongue kissed my sister and liked it.

25th Ward
I had a group of online friends who I grew a distaste for. I didn’t want to be the guy who just left like a jerk, so I faked my death by pretending to kill myself. I played the long con by dropping subtle hints about it when talking to them, read up on depression so that I could convincingly pretend to have it, and wrote a suicide note and everything. I kept this act of depression up for about a month or two before “killing myself.”
Good thing I’ve used an alias for pretty much everything online since I was like 10 and I used another fake name with them, so it was easy for me to “die” since there was nothing with my name on it out there.

>abusive
Like, physically abusive or tumblr-tier emotionally abusive?

Silent Hill 3.
When I was a 16 year old fujoshi I had a massive shota fetish and I unsuccessfully tried flirting with adolescent boys. Life isn't like anime. I still feel shame.

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>But in this case, it wasn't an apple. It was anal.
Fuck's sake.

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>waking up
user...

Kek based.

Your life sounds like a movie, pretty cool.

throw yourself down the stairs, or tell them cyber criminals from best korea took all your money.
C'mon user, you've been at it for years and this is what bests you? Believe in the me that believes in you, I know in my heart you can pull it off user.
We're all rooting for you buddy, never let them kill your dreams

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>he wasn't kissed out of a bad dare/bet
Hahaha fucking loser

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
Killed cats when I was younger (my father did it in front of me as well)

21 here

Damn good thing you stopped

were some of the whores pretty though?

men mostly, even the fattest ugly chick can still get some nig to fuck her for free

nice desu

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Like beating my mother with furniture abusive. One reason I call this the worst thing I did is that I only did it after he began doing it to me rather than protecting her before then.

How long ago did you get out of high school? i bet a lot of americans can claim this one.

are you prehaps a serial killer or sociopath now?
asking for science

Reporting in at 23.
I feel like life is fine, honestly. Maybe I just don’t know what I’m missing out on.

Pick that fucking shovel back up and dig deeper. You've gone too deep to make it back up, so dig until you can't anymore, then when you've finally been caught break down and cry "mental illness"

That's not so bad if you were also paying your own living expenses.

Fallout New Vegas
I'm currently seeing an emotionally damaged girl that's using me to get away from her abusive boyfriend but I'm in all likelihood just going to dump her eventually when the sex gets boring, which is probably just going to exacerbate her problems.

28

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Sure I guess? I was high/drunker than fuck half the time so I barely remember anything. I just hit up back pages and started texting anyone that had a number up and gave them $200 in cash when they walked in the door. I'm fairly certain I had a couple of dudes show up once...

Well I got to believe she survived

26, kissless and hugless reporting.

Are you a mega autist

You're a genuine piece of shirt.

Look man I guess F:NV is my favorite game and probably the most normie thing I would admit to doing is either
-being an alcohol
-stealing from cars bc of alcohol
-fucking my stepsister, because of alcohol
Realistically there’s multiple things to post here because of alcohol but they’re pretty incriminating and I at least returned the stuff I stole

edgy

Rabi-Ribi

Faked a suicide attempt to get out of a school project.

25

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This desu, I used to care years ago, but nowadays I'm 200% fine, couldn't care less, really.

I want to ask for a story but..

kingdom hearts 2

spread my ex gf nudes online

no regrets, was years ago anyway

Hand them over.

Witcher Series

Vandalized numerous billboards

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Stabbing him is kind of autistic. But hopefully you caused him enough pain.
p much every """relationship""" I've had sadly.
You do realize every girl says they have an abusive ex-boyfriend right?

monster

Best advice desu

How do you unlock sos without beating the game?

If you had that much money why didn't you go to Vegas and fuck really fancy whores?

Stalker SOC

>helped my girlfriend at the time abandon a really annoying fucking pet cat and stole a bunch of shit from walmart in my college days because I was bored.

23 here, last time I touched a girl who wasn't a family member was in a mandatory dance class in middle school. That was ten years ago now.

I legitimately am starting to think I'm going to die before I even touch a woman.

I am not a serial killer, and the last time I was committed I was below 18 , so I couldn't legally be called a sociopath.

I spent 2 years living out of hotel rooms, just constantly partying. Eventually I got tired of it and my friend let me stay in her basement, but I couldn't/didn't want to get off the drugs so I pissed away what I had left. I finally stopped when my gf took a look at my credit card statement and asked how I manged to blow 15k in two nights at a "car wash" (dealer cover)

I've gotten treatment and I'm clean and earning a decent living now, but I could have been so much further ahead if I had invested the money wisely

she's living with him currently and keeps texting me about his night terrors so i'm pretty convinced

SW:Battlefront II (Original)

Stole a bunch of used underwear from my friends older sister and another friends mother. Jacked off with them multiple times, don't have them anymore.

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D2 on Dreamcast.
I should hate it because it's like the final form of an SJW video game but I adore every second.

I have sex with my mother with some regularity.

DMC1

E-dated some sweet if clingy Cuban chick. To date the only girl I've ever got nudes from, had an incredible ass. Wound up ghosting her or backing out of meeting up so many times that she basically broke and went from the definition of pure to being a total slut and loser, dropping out of basically all her aspirations and shit. I feel bad but not that bad, though I've only ever really gone for dudes since so I think it fucked me up subconsciously

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I think you just have to go through Devil Hunter/Normal first like in the rest of the games.

Beat Urizen in the tutorial.

About my father and the cat thing? He just blew several up in front of me and made me watch. Idk why. He ended up going to jail. Haven't seen him since I was seven years old.

wtf you jody

>TBCshitters

Just go into vc and talk in a deep guy voice and come out that you're a dude, it will be fucking funny.

>stabbing him is kind of autistic

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Bloodborne, Ace Combat Zero and MGS 3.

I masturbate on my older sister ever since I was 14 years old, and now even though I still do it, the feeling of guilt comes afterwards.
Every time I see her the urge comes and I think she knows ever since I was in that young age.
I really need to stop.

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Beat the prologue fight, yeah. It's hard as balls to do before NG+ though.

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It really does feel like I'm too far down to get back out, but if something like that goes down, I'll own up to it and let whatever happens happen.

I remember my parents use to get physical all the time. The worst was when my dad choked my mom, but I was too young to do anything. Then for years he never laid a hand on her but he slipped up once but this time I was in highschool, I shoved him down on his ass so quick. That next couple weeks was awesome I did whatever I wanted and came home late as fuck, he didn't say anything about it except he started drinking for the first time ever

21

Planescape Torment.

I put my two rats in separate plastic containers and threw them in the trash because they took so much work to look after, I still can't get it out of my head.

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Didn't have a passport and theres a pretty decent sized indian resort in my town, so I figured i was having the "vegas" experience

ah shitty titties,
wrong thread

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Like, dig deeper here. Obviously she's completely free to not be in an abusive relationship and it's kind of lame she's whining to you about it while fucking you while remaining in this guy's graces.

What I'm saying is, don't feel sorry for her, believe her bullshit, and villainize some dude.

Nope, I was planning to when I got her high, but she was scared and started shaking extremely hard and that got me kinda nervous (she was a virgin so there was no way she wouldn't tell someone if I fucked her, and if she told my dad he would have unironically murdered me) so I stopped short of actually putting it inside her. But I kept staring at her jiggly ass bent over and bare for the first time and it looked even better than I fantasized about and my hormones took over. So I lotioned up her crack just a little bit then put my dick between her cheeks and just started pounding

It felt really fucking good and I came really hard and she never told anyone as far as I know but now that I'm an adult I do feel bad about it
kinda

>literally inflicted Emergence irl
damn you a nigger

Hard to say. My top five (in no particular order) is currently DMC5, DBFZ, DS3, DS and Hollow Knight.
Used to bully a kid at school that picked his nose. Once injured another kid and caused him to bawl his eyes out. Still feel kinda guilty.

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Fallout 2.

In 2008 in Iraq I directed an Apache pilot to hit a sedan with four teenaged occupants. I told him I had positively identified the vehicle as one that had basically done a drive by on a checkpoint. I repeated that on my JPMR.

I don’t know or care who those kids were. I was playing chrono trigger on my rover laptop and the fastest way to end the distraction was to authorize the drop.

They were probably bad

you posted this on /k/ before, I chuckled at the greentext.

Stronghold for sentimental reasons, Tormentum - Dark sorrow for the aesthetics/music, I don't enjoy games much anymore
Girl was into me sophomore year HS but I was totally oblivious. We were on this like mini-break in our physics class and she was sitting at a table meant for 4 all alone while everyone else sat together
I don't remember what I was doing but the girls at my table turned to me and said,
>user! Go talk to her, she's your friend
She looked obviously really sad and lonely but I didn't know what to do so I sat there awkwardly. It's not a crime but it's probably the worst I've done to someone

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nice

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The first gears of war is probably my favorite game or the original Starcraft. Had a lot of fun online with both of those games.
When I was in my early 20s I was with this chick and we had a problem with booze and pills and she used to steal checks from her grandmother and I feel like such a piece of shit looking back on it but we did it for almost a year. Terrible.

>abandon a cat

normally I laugh at the horrors posted here, but this gave me feels. That poor kitty, alone and scared as the sun goes down. I wonder how long it took until it gave up on you coming back, and tried in vain to make its own way home

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How did you die, user?

Holy fuck, that's a waste of resources. Thousands of dollars so you didn't have to pause.

You done fucked up buddy

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oh don't worry i'm dumping her ass eventually I just feel kind of bad using someone and throwing them away like that

>kills teens for vidya
>not even his favorite game

jesus dude this shit is bizarre on so many layers

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youtube.com/watch?v=FH1Sbbbd6Gk

Literally the same exact thing

Did you hear a faint "There are no apaches in Terraria, infidels!"?

>Used to bully a kid at school
Really? That's your worst? Nigga I bullied a kid that had big teeth calling him lawnmower teeth and that doesn't even make it in the top 5. My sister is worse than me, because at least I stopped bullying people, she on the other hand, still bullies fat/skinny/ugly girls and tells me about it so we can laugh together.

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the Chad army moneywaster
the virgin taxpayer

This thread has been strangely enjoyable. Although I'm a little concerned that I read these and half the time my response is "oh I've done similar, its not that bad".

I accidentally made my half-sister fall and she broke her hymen falling on her ladyparts, there was blood all over her legs and I was so scared I didn't know what to do and ran for my stepmother. She thought I forced my half-sister to sleep with me and after that she always made sure there was a physical distance between us.

I didn't do it on purpose but it ruined so much I can't help but feel bad.

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Oh fuck off with your fuck all women mentality

pff, I masturbated while my mother was asleep next to me

oh and FF5

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wow

Same but with my sister and she was awake

if you want the whole story it was adopted to try to get a friend for our first cat. It turned out to be a huge cunt and always tried to escape, we had to keep it as an indoor cat and it clearly hated it. It would keep us up and terrorize the other cat, eventually we just let him go somewhere. Fucker is probably murdering shit to this day. Cant justify not trying to find a new home but we had other problems at that time.

Don’t get me wrong, I really don’t care about brown people. I shot a afghan with a pen flare once because he flicked me off after I yelled at him for kicking a dog.

Lol, I have indeed. It’s one of my favorite war stories. Have you read the one where shit all over the back of a Stryker when I had dysentery? I like that one too.

I didn’t pay for it. Lol.

Was this in Nuristan? Former pilot reporting.

The alternative would be what? Believe their constant lying and victim playing?

11B? Marines?

Colony Wars

My brother and I went and spray painted swear words at my old elementary school the year after I left it. We had no motive apart from doing it for fun.
To this day, nobody apart from him and I know about it.

Civ 4

I have also masturbated in this guy's grandma's house

One time I was short on cash and could only tip the pizza driver 15%

He was a JTAC and later a PMC. He used to post war and weird travel stories on /k/ all the time.

I'll take shit that didn't happen for 1000

Marvel Vs Capcom 2
I wouldn't mind being a single father

Super Mario RPG

>be me, 8 years old, at a boy scout camping trip
>have to shit real bad
>head to the brick public restroom nearby
>locked with bolts and chains
>begin to panic
>walk a little ways into the woods
>take a shit on a tree
>have nothing but pine cones laying around
>decide to wipe my ass on the corners of the cold brick outhouse
>run out of corners
>pull pants up and feel a squish
>return to tent and change my underwear which now has hershey squirts smeared across
>hide the underpants in some other kid's sleeping bag

I used to do a lot of drugs and during that period of my life I had an extreme lack of empathy. I did many terrible things, but the only thing I truly regret is a girl I used to hookup with. This girl had numerous relationships over the years and we would get together as "friends" whenever her boyfriends were at work or out of town. The worst part about this is that I recently learned that she is currently married to one of these guys and that they have two kids. I know for a fact that the younger kid isn't mine, but the age of the older kid lines up with the last time I saw her. I want to believe that the kid isn't mine, but the kid has my hair color and not the fathers.

>REmake
Pretended to confess to an autistic girl (could barely speak, just stutter) in high school and gave her a fake number only to then ignore her completely
Or, when I was a kid I was curious how animals would react to various uncomfortable positions, like if they couldn't breath, so i grabbed a lizard and squeezed its chest as hard as i could until it started very spasticly struggling and shaking its head all around.

Honestly doesn't sound too bad, outdoor cats are badass and want to fuck off from you anyway.

Most of Yea Forums is fucking normie trash and all of this stuff is pathetic. Idk if I got all the pussy shit but seriously all of you niggers have hardly lived at all.

That fear as you wait for the STDs appear and the jig is up.

Based

The sheer autism of gathering all those yous.

>mass replies
Yes some of us try to have lives outside our bedrooms and basements

t. serial killer

I'm sorry. I'm not insecure enough to focus on other people's insecurities beyond elementary school.

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Why give everyone You's? Why go in a thread that will make you angry? The fuck is wrong with you?

I just find it hard to believe. I think most people just won't admit the truly horrible things they have done.

Can you link me some of his threads

Death by snu snu