Smash Ultimate Summit

I love Dabuz picking apart tiny little things people do and putting them on the backfoot.

Oh shit

bam throws, didnt even CC

THERE WAS NO GODFATHER ROLE YOU STUPID FUCKS
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Damn, Bam is a smart one.

based dabuz, larry, and mango carrying town hard

>bam literally no uing

get destroyed assfaggot

damn he cracked under the pressure

idk if there was any chance for him to recover, but if there was he fucked it up

I went to the bathroom, what did hotbid do?

Bam didn't even think to say cop could've been dead

T O W N A S F U C K

he can't keep getting away with it

bayo isn't too good, but she's hype as hell to watch. He would still probably do better than most of the melee players

D E H F

oops, lol

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lmfao

was this 3 or 5?

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>was it 5-0
Lost

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goddamn i wanna see dabuz on mafia that'd be sick

Nice move Ken, you salvaged it

Lore on this meme? Summit virgin here

You're late

ure too slow user..... you're no longer my friend

What did he mean by this?

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I'd rather have the Vigi with an early hasty kill than a vigi dead without killing anyone

There was one iteration where there literally weren't any mafia

What did hotbid do?
I've never actually played mafia I just watch these.

>keeps forgetting to say "[role] heads down" to signify they actually made a decision
this shit is rigged

If Haz manages to win, is he Mafia GOAT?

This is over.

Remember the good old days of Frostbite?

soundcloud.com/duckduckpony/brrrrrrrice-climbers-theme-cover

bam had red ace, meaning he was mafia but would appear as town. larry checked bam and hotbid said he was mafia, not town

>all those games where Zhu/Vish never got their shots off

He'd be pretty based, but half of what has happened so far is completely random

roles are determined by the cards they get at the beginning. There are two types of mafia members, ones who can get revealed by a cop one one's who cannot. Bam was one that couldn't but hotbird fucked up and revealed him to Larry anyway. He's now given the powered up mafia role to Haz as compensation.

IF HAZ KILLS SAMSORA AND KEEPS LARRY, HE HAS A CHANCE

screencap this

yes but there's literally no way that's gonna happen

>inexperienced
random kill seemed like a better choice than larry who was obviously going to be saved
random had no leads

Bam had immunity from being checked by the cop, but Hotbid forgot about that fact. So now, to compensate, he's letting Haz have the immunity from being checked.

Should Samsora say he saved someone else other than Larry to protect Larry from inevitably dying this next night?

but he could have just killed samsora because he cant save himself and not have to deal with medic any more

Obviously. He has to make it two days without suspicion though.

>every match in top 8 but one, was a 3-0
oof. soulless summit.

wrong, Samsora can't protect himself and should have been killed when he medic revealed.

There you go haz.

Chillen asked Haz how many subs to mango he had or something, he previously had said it was 50
Haz answered “was it five zero”, poking that famous chillen 5-0 loss to Leffen

"They'll think I'm town if I repeat what everyone else says"

>Hazmat with the big brain telling everyone his plan

2000 IQ ZERO PLAY

Haz makes it really obvious that he's faking by his facial expressions

>Haz proceeds to get eaten alive by scarflard

Has mafia ever been beat down this hard before?
It's a fucking disaster for them kek.

[dread of the grave intensifies]

G G

BASED ZERO!

That’s his problem. He needs to come up with his own ideas. Zero played Danganronpa.

zero just won the game lol

holy shit zero is good lol

holy shit

Zero is also really good at Town too.

1 ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO IQ

>ZeRo retires from smash for #1 Mafia player

Haz is fucking dead.

holy fuck

>zero and chillin voring haz

Looks like Melee will rise to be #1 again. On top of all the 3-0s, Olimar is legit looking like this game's Puff, so Ultikids can't sit up on their high horse about that anymore.

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gg

RIP
Tainted tho

Town was fucking based this game

Mango, Zero, Dabuz is a godly town

the one time mango checked each mafia member one after the other was worse

ROUND 2 WHEN

new game?

!gg

I haven't watched any mafias besides Smash but are there any gigantic galaxy brain plays where a mafia member reveals themselves or some crazy shit like that

Is this the first game of the day? Are they playing another after this?

NO THAT'S WRONG

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worst mafia of all time, but hotbid did fuck up

>Kill me, I don't even care
every time

Hope there's another game after this

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gonna need a screencap of a close up of ee flicking off mango

>MANGO HARD CARRIED
>EVERYONE, MANGO HARD CARRIED

I think one time mango drunk fake claimed cop as mafia and ended up winning

ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING ROUND 2 COMING

probably not, they're all saying they wanna go home

round 2 confirmed

>You'll never have this type of fun
Fuck, I want to have friends.

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>just kill me bro i don't care because that's what town people think right?

that fuck hotbid better have a round 2 to make up for that bullshit

Man id love to see something like that if they could pull it off

>Bam yelling at hotbid after the game
Pretty funny mafia game

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bros i missed the whole summit
what happened

GRASPING
AT
STRAWS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE A FAIR GAME

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>Next: More Mafia?
YESSS

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i-i can't stop staring at that girl's legs...

That just shows that the game allows for a large skill gap. Everyone needs to catch up to Tweek and Leo.
Olimar will fall down once people learn how to counter him. He’s obviously not impossible to beat, MKLeo forced him off of the character.

You missed nothing. Best part Mafia is on right now, tune in for that.

oh shit there's another round? leff needs to get in

how the fuck did Zero score Vanessa. I'm salty as fuk

>more mafia??
let's do it

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never hurts to try if you're in college/working or something. if you're a neet then yeah. go out some more

Nothing. Soulless new venue, top 8 was all 3-0s, and mafia games were shit.

EE dying round one really fucked up the mafia. The other two were brainlets.

fuck bros...
HE's going to play now...
It's over...

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>More Mafia
OH SHIT

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ludwig made a godly fake medic claim as a vanilla towny last summit

I want another round damn it. Zero is pretty damn good too.

one of the dota summits had slacks fake claim cop when the real cop was still alive and he almost got away with it

convince me that role reveal on death leads to a game thats more fun, balanced, or both.

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I want to see Dabuz and Zero Mafia, with EE and Mango town. Pure kino

what happened with ken that y'all are freaking out about

i think it's funner to watch
i did a similar thing with my friends where we play TTT but one or two of them are retarded and fuck things up for the rest of us and people also tend to get really aggressive

she's really nothing special desu

This game could've been so much better if Bam was actually the Godfather, fucking Hotbid

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There's online mafia games. Epic Mafia, Town of Salem, Throne of Lies, etc.

>Olimar will fall down once people learn how to counter him. He’s obviously not impossible to beat, MKLeo forced him off of the character.
>missing the point this hard
Jigglypuff isn't impossible to beat in Melee, but the problem is HBox ALWAYS gets far in bracket.

In Ultishit, guys like Dabuz or that faggot Myran always get far in bracket. Shuton too if the japs are in town.

bam was suspect as shit even without hotbid but that definitely sealed the game

Mafia were doomed.
Hazmat got bulleid by mango by virtue of beign a literal who and buckled as a consequence. And hotbitrd fucked up and took Bam's red ace

If you only have internet friends, you can play Epic Mafia, it's almost the same thing, but a bit less hype of course, since everyone is typing and stuff.
I actually used to play a way larger-scale type of Mafia in a forum I used to be in. Our days took one week and there was a fuckton of discussion. There was also a lot of flavor (like everyone was a character from Yume Nikki once), and I really loved it.

bam was godfather but when larry checked him hotbid said he was mafia when he should have said town

Why are people invested in Mafia after EE literally cheated on day 1?

HOTBID BETTER NOT FUCK UP THIS TIME

Stop killing off the most interesting personalities and leaving randos. Hopefully we get a kino down to the last 3 final game.

Anyone here actually play Mafia with friends irl?

Is it as fun as it looks? Is it fun to have friends....

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Yeah, but Olimar isn't as soul-crushing as the Jiggly matchup is.

EpicMafia was legitimately fun as all fuck during its fotm phase

I fucking love Mango.

are they any good? i've seen some TOL and salem footage but i just imagine they'd be frustrating and retarded if you don't know anyone in there

hotbid's cheating cuts deeper

Your crew for the final mafia of ultimate summit:

vikki
vanessa
bam
haz
zackray
samsora
ee
dabuz
armada
several buy-ins

Thing thing about online mafia is not being able to read peoples body language. It is still pretty fun though. Yea Forums used to set up rooms in epic mafia.

Medic should save Zero or Mango round one this game or they're an absolute fool

why is soulless such a good buzzword. why even watch

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Fuck it i'm skipping work to watch the rest of this. Don't want to work tired and sleepy

they're not the same and they have to compensate with all these meme roles in order to "strategize"
the appeal of these games is the face to face tricking, picking up subtle clues, body language, etc.

the online versions get old very fast because they lack all these things

i wouldn't mind trying it but between me and my friends there are only like 5 of us and you need someone to mod as well which kinda sucks

>Samsora will never be your cute medic and nurse you back to health

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town of salem is KINO definitely try it

Yeah, but I think the forum mafia makes up to it by being so extense.
We even had "anonymous" types of mafia where you used an account made specifically for the character you were playing, which was really fun too.

>>zackray
lmao why

all of these social games are just an excuse to hookup and make bad decisions in real life

Too bad he isn't gay. He's cute as fuck

you are watching along with the mafia goat chu, right?

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I find it and other games like it (secret hitler, etc) extremely fucking stressful

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I actually can't wait for Mafiacon. I need that roster though.

HomeMadeWaffles completely folds as mafia and admits it because he's too honest (he's great as town because of this tho)

When?

Reminder that you will never have a Speedrunning Smash gf.

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Trolling town of salem games with online friends and bullying people who spent money on the game is kino, but actually playing online mafia is dull

that's the small brain play
mafia knows the medic is most likely to save those guys (which is why they killed two randos night 1), the big brain play is to save those guys the following night

this is much more confusing than zero-vanessa lets be fair

IMAGINE
>Mafia at the Inventory, with you playing your favorite videogame icons and personalities in a simulated Mafia match

Who would you want in?

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Link?

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reminder if you want to play mafia with randoms online, download starcraft 2 and play the mafia custom game, it's pretty fun. although start times can be long cause there aren't many players

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can you play mafiaa in vr?

So what happened last game? I tuned out

This would be dope.

On day 1 he literally got caught on camera using his phone under the pillow.

youtube.com/watch?v=w4FIrcjQcTs
I think its this one

EE over extended and got read by mango, leaving the remaining mafia in shambles. mango larry dabuz and zero carried town to victory

Mago read the EE was mafia.
Hotbid fucked up red ace
Samsora wasn't a shit medic.

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Source?

there is a game like that for VR but it's not much better than town of salem and such crap

How do you approach people? I don't smoke/drink or watch Football. Don't really feel like I'd mesh well with people in my college and work. And I'm sure just going "hi guys, would you like to play Carcassonne or some shit? Do you know what Mafia is?".

>mango replaced by vikki
it's over it's shit

>VIKKI
NOOOOOOOO BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Man this studio living room really sucks out the soul of mafia desu.

u think that couch will break

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>That light touch
Wadi is a gent

>>>>>vikki
Fucking ruined

Holy fuck that's a strong couch if it can support both Zero and Chillin

Bam was godfather, Hotbid gave him up to the cop

somone please shop this

I'm a ToL fan myself. You definitely have to get acclimated to all the roles before playing but when you do it's fun as hell. It's very social too, with lots of deduction besides "I'm cop, and this guy is Mafia."

>Chillin and Zero right next to each other
Black hole soon

>mango telling everyone to come

based kid

>the two juggernauts sitting next to each other. The gravitational pull must be crazy.

How is the couch still there

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>solid snake
>nancy drew
>phoenix wright
>inspector gadget
>tony soprano
>sly cooper
>a ditto
>hotbid

yep that's the one
how Scar made it to the final 3 is beyond me, he may be the champion of town integrity but he's an awful mafia

THICC COUCH

>that ass
Wadi is a lucky man

>50% good players and 50% trash
fuck

This is the game I feel magic this game

Dont cover your thighs!

space and time are about to collapse. Repent now user

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>Chillin and Zero sit down at the same time
>Vish's head goes through the ceiling

>Void giving up his seat and sitting on the floor
Based.

we need the whole thing with vish lifted 4 feet into the air

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404 ass not found.
BASED ASA

Reminder Blur sperged out in Mafia at The Town and got disqualified.

youtube.com/watch?v=IYoEstHtCvw#t=20m50s

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>Mango, EE, Zero, Dabuz, Asa, Larry

If we get good people on the roles this could be kino

/r/equesting an edit about how new black holes are made as chillin sits on the couch

to the user who linked the mexican standoff
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0nqOeLA86A
thank you.

IT FINALLY HAPPENED FUUUUCJK
GO HUG YOUR LOVED ONES

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Rip mango

This game is looking pretty kino so far, might save the summit desu

This is so fun. Is this what having friends is like?

>19 people
ADD MORE ROLES YOU GOOK EYED FUCK

he's definitely gay my dude

What the fuck is the point of night one kill, it's obvious who the candidates are

fucking thank you, I've looking for this for ages

black hole

What happens when chillin and zero merge?

how did chu rise so hard then drop so fast

No, I just watch e-celebs play and self-insert myself in made up scenarios.

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>"get the melee players"

ultimate hasn't had a final 3 kino yet, this better be it

PPMD returns from retirement

I want to FUCK Asa Butterfield

>no red ace

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EE can redeem himself

BEEF BEEF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

>he fucked up

>samsora EE D1 mafia
holy shit this is kino they better fucking not reset

A new timeline is created in which the Summit is hosting a Cards against Humanity game for PSASBR top players.

>that fucking 10000000 IQ EE play

EE going with the play already.

Neutral roles are fun as fuck in that, especially jester.
Making subtly shitty last wills, claiming things that aren't actually possible in the ruleset(being blackmailed), and acting like an angry mafia when getting lynched is the best. It's even funnier if they believe me.

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Fuck bear honestly god damn what a fucking retard

>melee players

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>bear is actually retarded

>Smash players too stupid to read cards

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>Redo
Nooooo, EE D1 and Sam would have been perfect.

Fucking bear

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>Mango was medic

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_black_hole#Merger

Based Bear saving us from D1's terrible Mafia play

>bear
this nigher should have been aborted

We had mafia kino stolen from us

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jesus christ how retarded

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>bear forgets his role
>bam forgets to give back his card

Void was cop, man that deal would've been so good

why is he there

Of course it's a TO that fucks things up. He's used to it.

>now we'll get asa vanessa samsora mafia
>none of them say a single word until defending themselves before being lynched

Exactly how dumb is Bear?

And Sam as mafia

>bear

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yo can you guys help me, i got this card a bit ago and i've got some trouble figuring this thing out?

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That game was going to be kino

100% someone heard the girl's blanket, it's fucking over

MANGO IS SAVED

>Hotbid about to get 3-0d

Good, mafia was looking retarded that game. Glad it got fucked

At this point just make personalized cards you greedy fucks.

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jesus fucking christ

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Lmfao

KINO!

holy kek what a shitshow

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Based retard Sm4sh players

this is a skit

dont mind me guys just a 9 card passing by

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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LOLOLOLOLOL

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This is such a magical train wreck.

>smash players

Smash players are so fucking dumb, holy shit.

Oh my god they're all fucking retarded

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Holy fuck I'm laughin

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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that would've been amazing but the zero game would've been dogshit so at least that got cancelled

DA HECK

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what a fucking disaster

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This is why they call non-dota mafia brainletfests.

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thank god mafia was a shitshow that time

wtf are they talking about that's the 9 of aces

this is why you make your cards in times new roman

Look at this retard, that's an ace

>the state of smashers

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That's a 6 you fucking retard

At least the woman isn’t mafia.

How can they be THIS FUCKING RETARDED.
I've met actual mentally retarded children that are better at following basic instructions than these chucklefucks.

BASED bear and BAAAASED ZERO paying hotbid back for Summit 5

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PPPPFFFFFFFFFTFFFTFFTTTTTT

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KUNKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmfao

This is what happens when you let the black hole form, all of what little intelligence is left is sucked into it.

TOP KEK

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This is comedy gold

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FUCKING ZERO LMAO

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What the fuck is going wrong? Is this the power of the Smash 4 kids?

This is a fucking disgrace.

IT'S A

NINE
I
N
E

9

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

IT'S

For the non dotards here, this man won 2 million last year with his ragtag bunch of misfits.

>this mafia

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wtf happened? why are people screaming?

Mafia was fucking retarded that game I'm glad it's being redone

That's an "H", duh

wtf it's just a set? No wonder it's so soulless.

If this fucks up again.

Is that a yin symbol?

saved for future summits

IT'S NIIIIIIINE

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Someone is gonna fuck up again

The second mafia group would've been kino too

>The 200 IQ Dota chad
>The 0 IQ Smash retard

>[ace in spanish]

Calm down buddy

Is that the guy that had his previous teammate backstab him? That stare down after the match was kino

>all literally whos for the mafia
fuck

soulless game incomig

Probably the single greatest run I've seen.

>bear being retarded for the nth time

Is Bear actually retarded?

jesus christ bear is so fucking retarded

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this game is gonna suck

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>Bear
This dude is so retarded

>Bear trying to check himself
holy fucking lmao

BASED SAMSORA!

>Bear with the hard fucking read
>Vanessa with the godlike shot
>Samsora medic

HOLY FUCK

the cop is a dead slot so maybe we can get something going

HOLY SHIT

lmao that vigi kill

what an insane night one

So Samsora is gay, right?

I mean look at those pants.

GODSORA
>GODSORA
GODSORA

BASED SAM
BASED BEAR
TOWN WINS BABY

He keeps forgetting to say "heads down" and I swear he's going to accidentally reveal someone's role

wtf

I WANT TO MARRY ZERO GF!!!

Fuck these retards

THIS FIRST NIGHT WAS FUCKING BASEDDDDDDDDDDD

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LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NIGHT 0

The black hole had to be sacrificed.

samsora is the most based medic to ever exist

FUCK

HOLY FUCK

I wish my gf would shoot me

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hottbid is fucking pissed

Oh boy this start.

Vanessa is based for saving the couch.

Yes, he got betrayed by Fly the jew

Sadly they've been doing trash this year but hey, they all are millionnaire

Hotbid is gonna have a fucking stroke

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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT

Hotbid desperately wishes he could be with the Dota community again. He's exhausted of these Smashtards.

>two resets
>Mafia loses someone N0

fucking lmao

Now they think Mafia killed zero bad move desu

>zeros gf shot him

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>medic save
>cop mafia reveal
>vig mafia kill
>all one night zero
bear is probably so confused

>hotbid rn

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Mafia loses someone and no one on Town died lmao

>Vigi shooting fucking MAFIA ZERO night one
>Bear made a lucky guess read that would've likely secured kill
>Samsora with the based saves

This could be kino

This bitch better heard him rustle around or something and she didn't just randomly kill someone for the memes.

>THIRD TIME'S A CHARM
This one's going in the folder, lads

Congratulations town
4 win streak

She's the smartest actually using sound strats.

she was concerned about the couch

The couch is the one that got saved

GOD DAMN VANESSA SAVED THE COUCH

Bear trying to check himself is almost too stupid to believe.

Mafia is literally never going to happen again at this rate for smash players

>This absolute retard is one of the most influentials TOs on the Smash community
What a joke.

>Thanks Vanessa for killing me just cause it's "funny" and she said she just wanted to play to kill me / vote me off baka
-zero

>Two awesome mafia teams in a row
>Third mafia team is a bunch of shitty literal whos

What a shame.

>twitter.com/zerowondering/status/1104951805773926400
OH NONONONONONO SCARFLARD IS PISSED

She was stopping the black hole from consuming us all

Vanessa needs to reveal her role or they are gonna have the wrong mindset all fucking game

I missed it, ZeRo got betrayed?

ASSUMING she heard him. Since she's his gf maybe she just thought "lol wouldnt it be funny xd"

Who did samsora save?

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seething

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void is alright

Personnal guess is that she was checking him when he picked his card and saw a reaction. Or it was just a haha meme play that paid off

>He's actually mad
LOLLLLL

breakup imminent

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based based based based
cringe cringe cringe

breakup inc

She needs to reveal she was vigi and shot him

I've never had a gf so I didn't think my gf would just throw me under the bus because "just because lol".

that's a yikes from me

ITS OVER, SHE'S FREE LADS

mango

>Zero's girlfriend is up for grabs
Based

BTFO

>getting this butthurt over mafia
what a little bitch

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AND BEAR
THEY BOTH KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

outfuckingskilled.jpeg

The absolute state of the mafia

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This is fucking retarded though. Fuck that bitch.
>LOL LET'S FUCK THE GAME OVER BECAUSE I'M A SELF-IMPORTANT WHORE XDD

Fucking imagine if she didn't get lucky and just killed like cop or medic or whatever. She was fucking retarded and honestly, it makes my blood boil to fuck around when there are like EIGHTEEN OTHER PEOPLE you're fucking over and disrespecting.

my tomboy waifus would definitely do that

Vanessa needs to reveal, only Bear knows Zero was mafia

>Thanks Vanessa for killing me just cause it's "funny" and she said she just wanted to play to kill me / vote me off baka
Women prove once again that they ruin everything

Now that he's out can he please just IRL stream some other friendlies

I predict someone catches on to Vanessa and she ends up voted off early (not mafia killed because that would make her more suspicious)

the chick lowkey made this game way more interesting. She's not going to claim and it's going to screw town over because bear is stupid

that would be sweet

Not bear, he still needs to gather data. Vanessa literally has no use anymore and is just a towny.

He deserved it from forcing a redeal

>H-Hey Vanessa, I'm skinnier and smell better than Zero

based fucking larry holy shit

>larry
holy FUCK

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i-is Larry the planetzero poster?

Try playing it, it get's real.

Bear needs to at least suggest that vigi might have shot.

>so they could have more room
kek

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KEK

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Someone get me this bitch's number, bout to pound her ass out

Bear knows zero is mafia. he therefore knows that medic saved mafias kill and vigi killed zero

>LARRY PREVENTING THE RIP OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
HOLY MEGA MOTHER OF BASED

that couch space comment sent me howling

>Larry trying to save the universe from a black hole

>saying that when zero literally ruined the best set of mafia by thinking 9 was mafia

When Mango is vigi an auto kills hbox is okay though

But as cop coming out with only once check, even if it's mafia, is not a good play.

anyone have a clip of what happened night zer0?

>hotbid laughing in a corner about Zero sperging

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>implying bear is capable of connecting those dots

>twitter.com/zerowondering/status/1104953259960102912
>he's actually mad
The absolute state of scarf lard.

that information is useless in bear's hands. He probably hasn't even put 2 and 2 together yet

It's too late.

This guy tried to save himself. He definitely hasn’t put that together

Fuck this bitch not revealing is going to bug the fuck out of me,

>It continues

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it is pretty great puppeteering a victory through madness and chaos

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LMFAO EAT SHIT FAT FUCK

that's the chad zero face

>all those red cups
is that alcohol? bunch of degenerates.

you guys are mega mega overestimating bear rn, the fucker tried to check himself night one.

>e-celeb garbage

SEETHING

Read the fucking card next time scarflard

Damn I thought he was joking. What a fucking fun kill

>Mango taking one for the team
based to the nth level of infinity

I'd be pissed too. Women have no idea how to be funny and have zero empathy. They are dumb as fuck.

he should campaign for melee summit just to play mafia

If she didn't care about you she wouldn't even bother to troll you she obviously did it as like a funny relationship thing. Makes sense that scarflard is mad though cause he has a huge ego

Most of them are underage. There are multiple water stations at the event

>being a teatottler

BASED VANESSA

''I'm gonna rip that ass, bitch won't walk away from this one''

KEK I would have liked to see hi, be mafia though.

>Look at all these adults drinking at a social event

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I'd be mad too. I'm mad and I'm just watching. Like I said, the level of ego makes my blood boil.

>MY EPIC JOKES MAKES IT OKAY THAT I COMPLETELY SHIT ON THIS THING THAT 18 OTHER PEOPLE TAKE SERIOUSLY

Seriously, fucking IMAGINE for a second she just killed cop or medic. There's a reason you kill useless townies, they ruin the game. This is next level game ruining.

kek this dude about to put out a 10000 word twitlonger about how much this game of mafia meant to him holy shit get a grip just fuck her ass later

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youtube.com/watch?v=25SsCCCwmz8
someone link him this

twitter.com/zerowondering/status/1104953833011048448

HOLY FUCK

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btfo

are u retards thats just zero being big brain, she will try to make up for it and they will fuck tonight

to be fair, he genuinely wanted to play. it is a very relatable feeling if u ever had a gf

SEA THING

It's literally the only scenario that could've possibly happened from his perspective. There is no other possible situation.
I fucking swear if Bear is this retarded, vanessa revealing herself won't help

Does he live in usa?

Hopefully zero beats that cunt, bitch needs to learn respect.

>he wanted to test his "danganronpa" skills in mafia
But he played that last game better than any character in that game ever did?

That make up sex is going to be wild.

KEEEEEEEEK

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He's 100% right.
If you don't want to actually play, don't fucking play. Don't enter just to ruin the fun of other people.

JESUS THIS BITCH LMAO

LMFAO

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thid man knows. Mafia is not just a game, it's get personnal because it's based on your reads and your charisma. When people refuse to believe you you feel it, even inside the context of a game.

There's also the fact that mafia is really fun to play and getting killed early is really unpleasent since you don't get to play the game at all.

>I fucking swear if Bear is this retarded
He is

What warped perspective of relationships do you have where women reward you with sex? Are you that pathetic that you allow them to treat like you like a dog?

>ZERO

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHA

literally hilarious for everyone who isnt zero, stop being an incel.

I wouldn't post about it on Twitter.
I've had a GF and similar things has happened, but I'd keep it to myself, no need to tell everyone.

how did zero get vanessa?
Does smash really pull girls?

>"Haha I don't have anything to say......... :)"
Zero died for this.

dudes taking this a bit too seriously

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I'm saying a capable cop would understand the situation but shouldn't reveal, the vigi is the one who should come out.
Bear is retarded tho

Holy fuck you dumb ass YOU know you killed zero.

the hero that defeated hotbid

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BOILING
FUCKING
HOT

>uh...you guys are thinking too hard....maybe someone just shot someone else as a troll...uh...that's all

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

He's calm now

Based.

I prefer to imagine that they've never actually had sex and she's just using him for money while she fucks Chad on the side. I mean, that makes sense right?

while you have a point, this entire mafia game is being STREAMED, so he's going to

Gravitational forces.

>lol its so funny how we kill bear every game night 1 and he's literally been town every time lmao
>also he's really dumb (pls dont bring up how i wasted everyone's time by not bothering to check my cards because i care soooo much about the integrity of the game)
>wtf bros i died night one!!!1 its not fair! how was i supposed to know that girls tend to push the buttons of guys they like???

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>I don't have anything to say....just have fun
LOOOLLLLLLLL

>if Bear is this retarded

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twitter.com/zerowondering/status/1104954583359475716

>I convinced her to play in the first place too
Is this the first time someone has actually been cucked by mafia?

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>Does smash really pull girls?
if you can get PRd

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he doesnt know what the fucking vigi does tho. theres 0 reason he would know vigi killed zero

Well he's being childish. Like always.
So whatever.

...

Someone take this man's phone away and give him a hamburger so he can calm down.

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I'm not laughing.
These games are only fun if everyone's trying to win. It's fun because people are invested. You'd know this if you ever tried playing this yourself, it only takes one retard not giving a shit to ruin it for the whole group.
She did that. The only reason it's not a complete fucking disaster is because she got lucky and actually killed mafia.

>every woman ever: how to get it good
>1) does the guy have monny?
>2) does the guy have fame/connections?

He spent 30 seconds trying to check himself to start this game

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Probably, but Scarflard is dumb if he doesn’t get any at all.

The dumb bitch isn't even playing the game or talking. She did he le funny meme and is essentially afk until she gets voted off/killed.

He kinda has a point desu, still funny af

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Well he seems pretty retarded to me

>WOMEN RUINS EVERYTHING
EVERYTIME

Oh looks she's basically anti town at this point. So she's not even trying/retarded?

Seems like he calmed down after he got told that Bear checked him.

nope, she doesn't care
just entered to kill zero
hilarious xd

WAIT WHAT SHE KILLED MANGO

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dumb fat bitch loool. Can someone make Zero /fast/ for 30 days and get a new hoe?

This girl is a fucking retard on the same level as Bear. I don't even want to watch the rest anymore

but he convinced her to play.

>EE trying to score pussy from Zero's gf for the nth time

DA HECK

SAY NO BITCH

Someone stop him.

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Samsora is a fucking god, holy shit

EE ALREADY POUNCING ON THE FREE PUSSY

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>inb4 she shows her card to "prove" she's vigilante on her defense

The last 3 games were shit. Based Vanessa just saved Ultimate Summit Mafia with her trolling.

She's not really trolling she's just dumb as fuck. She tried to shoot Mang0 the second night because thot brain.

Dabuz has galaxy brain holy fuk

>couch meta

she's new and didn't understand vigi only has one shot. Though also dumb as a brick

Well she also knows she's town and is anti towning? She's with a dude that plays video games all day she surely knows the basics of "what side am I on"?

Shooting Mang0 after everyone clearly said he was town and medic save him, that's full retard.

she's dumb, it was clearly a random shot. the concept of not shooting or oh this might be a mistake doesn't even enter her mind

But how can someone be that stupid? How do they function?

working vagina and a pair of tits, are you 10?

Okay man, cool.

ZERO IS DELETING THE TWEETS

Vannesa best double agent

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