Game has morality system

>breadbox
Doesn't even do anything. It's moldy bread...INABOX!

Lawful and chaotic neutral here.
Bread bins serve no purpose

Lawful neutral usually, neutral evil when I can't find the clip.

i put it in a ziplock freeer bag, works better.

>post isn't quoting anything

I'm a yurofag our bread looks like this and comes in paper bags. I store it in tupperware

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>eating bread that comes in a bag

>fat asses

I have an irrational hatred for people who bother with anything except for the twist+tuck method.

It is the ideal combination of being fast and easy, while also keeping maximum freshness. Everything else is needless work.

>making this post

>faggot

chaotic neutral most of the time, sometimes lawful neutral

>putting your bread into a box full of stale air
what are u retarded

I HATE people eho chew eith their mouth open.
It makes me want to rip my eardrums out.
Also, ketchup Pollocked across fries instead of a neat blob aside for dipping. Why?

literally none of these have any difference in outcome.
stop eating shitty american bread and it won't matter

Man FUCK bad table manners. I absolutely fucking hate people with bad table manners and etiquette. Unless the meal is fucking designated finger food like burgers, whoever is at my table better be using the fork and knife like civilized people.

>put that in a cabinet,inside a fridge,inside a vault inside a chest inside a cardboard box inside a cooler inside the 11 herbs and spices inside a persons ass hole inside a person inside a house launched into space

I keep it safe and fresh

I eat carpaccio with my hands and it is the single best way to experience the meal, fight me

Chaotic neutral. It's easy and practical.

I just use a spoon desu.

>mix between Chaotic Neutral and Neutral Evil
Other methods take up unnecessary time.

What does it mean if I do all of the neutrals besides true neutral?

>He doesn't make his own bread

Sourdough starter is the easiest thing to make, it's just flour and water mixed together every day until you form natural yeast.

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>bread box
Enjoy your moldy bread, bro.

I want to caress Clair

Neutral evil is faster and easier.

so this is the power of autism

>2019
>putting bread in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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I have ascended above mere mortal alignments.

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>tying a knot is evil
You know it's possible to tie a knot that undoes itself when pulled, right?

Chaotic Evil reporting in.
Fuck society.

>being anything other than lawful good or lawful neutral
despicable

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Putting bread in the fridge causes it to go bad faster

Enjoy your stale bread

how the fuck is reusing the bag clip not true neutral?

how about everyone just uses the fucking twist tie that comes with every loaf of bread

I'm not pretentious enough to own a bread box. Either lawful neutral or lawful evil.

>he doesn't eat an entire loaf of bread before it has the chance to go stale

When you pull on it?

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It's lawful because it's following in the footsteps the bread company.

with you man. putting it in the fridge introduces it to moisture, mold, and all sorts of shit. the food is meant to be in a pantry

> Staling is a process of retrogradation, in which the starch transposes to a crystalline form in the presence of the water contained within the bread itself.
Your method sounds unworkable.

I can’t fucking stand it either. A good friend of mine has terrible table manners it drives me nuts.

Lawful Evil Master Race

>he doesn't live in space with everything disinfected so his food never goes bad

>there are people alive that keep their butter in the fridge

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Shiet I've done everything except chaotic good, true neutral, neutral evil and chaotic evil. Although I've used True neutral for big bags of chips before. What does that make me?

A filthy fucking lawfag, that's what.

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>I am lawful neutral
So you literally agree with me
>tying unconventional knots
lol
>Thinks having a container for easier accessible food is somehow pretentious
I can't even imagine how you manage to come to the conclusion of calling something as mundane as a bread box pretentious

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And where the fuck am I supposed to leave it?

It's too hot where I live to keep it anywhere else, unless I build a sealable container and keep it somewhere dark and cool, but at that point i've basically just created a primitive fridge.

Where else are you gonna fucking store it

In the bread box, duh.

What the fuck is the point of a bread box, it's not airtight. It's no better than leaving it out in the open.

You wanna make biscuits or any other kind of flakey baked good?

You gonna need cold butter

Where does sticking it in the fridge to keep it from molding indefinitely fall on this list?

Chaotic neutral reporting in

Chaotic neutral.
Lawful neutral if I didn't lose the clip yet.

Tying a light knot and tucking, so chaotic neutral?

this only applies to certain types of bread, you only stand to gain from putting white bread in the fridge for example. this is retarded zoomer clickbait logic.

>this is what lawful evil believe

Morality systems in games are fucking retarded unless they're explicitly tied with the requirement to follow some god or religion.

last longer in fridge pleb
butter in fridge is patrician as fuck
bread in fridge is patrician as fuck also
enjoy your expired food

Chaotic Neutral. The clip is annoying and using any of the good options just reeks of retard.

Lawful neutral

Fuck the lot of you

>MUH ATHEISM

Shut the fuck up redditor

Looks fuckin tasty

Lawful neutral here, why are you getting rid of a clip they use in the fucking store you dolts

>Not using the solid stick to butter your baking sheet for cookies or biscuits.

Don't tell me you use that spray on shit.

>Morality is fucking retarded unless it's explicitly tied to religion.
This is the exact opposite of atheism.

I reuse clip and twist tuck what am I?

great ''video game'' thread

>He doesn't keep his videogames in the fridge

What the fuck does that have to do with what I said? Are you fishing for (you)s or just mentally deficient?

No wonder you’re all fat as fuck. Stop buying sliced bread you ingrates.

Why does twist and tuck make people so angry? I do this, and don't have problems with people that do it. We usually eat the whole loaf way before it would get stale.

Not all of us live in Canada

>eating bread

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Lawful evil because I don't own any of that gay shit

I didn't even know there was another way to do it until I went to university and saw weirdos with bag clips.

>There are people in this very thread that doesn't use the plastic lid for their milk
>There are people in this very thread degenerate enough to have a rip open box milk container
>Not to mention the bag retards

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>not just getting your milk directly from a cow

who /chaotic neutral/?

The only true way.

>he doesn't buy milk that comes in bags

>You should only have morals if you're religious. There's no god, no one is going to stop me genociding these minorities

t. every dumbshit atheist on earth

>Not having these in your country

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True Neutral

We're from a parallel dimension.

>being a dumb gook

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>milk bags
What the fuck? I thought these were a fucking meme. How much of a fucking third world country would you have to be to drink something out of a fucking bag?

I'm talking about games you fucking imbecile.

Bread box is the worst one. Might as well leave the bread on the counter

>Actually drinking milk from a bag
Get back to me when evolution catches up with ya'll, a'ight?

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>t. Canadian

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This image is so funny to me. I don’t know why.

retard, I can tell you're american

>not "There is a god and he wants me to genocide all of these minorities."
Step up.

>storing any kind of liquid in plastic

You snip the top of the bag and place it into a special milk pitcher to pour out of. You don’t sip from the bag itself.

lawul neutral because i can only afford wonderbread and why the fuck would you bother using anything else to seal it

>game has a moral system

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>You put the non-solid container of milk into the solid container for your non-solid milk container
Ya'll are actually retarded god damn

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>not just getting your milk directly from a cow known as OP's mom.

>game has black people

Feel free to get your milk directly from my dick

Neutral Evil is the fastest and most efficient. You're all retarded and I hope you'll continue being stupid so I can get ahead of you in life.

fpbp
how is this not what everyone else does? literally 0 effort and the bread stays fresh

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obsessed

How much space does a plastic bag account for when compared to a disposable plastic jug in terms of storage and waste? Not that I give a fuck about the environment, but there you go.

I twist the bag, tie the wire, tuck the rest, AND put it in a bread box.

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fucking why?

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Enjoy the moldy crumbs getting on the new bread.

It's funny, because I test as nuetral evil, and I just tuck, and call it a day.

I don't totally get the whole "evil" label though. I just watch my back and put my family and our interests before everything else. That's normal, right? It's just logical prioritising, IMO.

Nice bread

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>Plastic jug
We dont burn plastic, we recycle it.
and a majority of our milk is stored in recyclable cardboard/paper material so they don't take alot of space.
Bags just seem like the least effective way to store milk since once its opened that's it, the bag is open, and then you gotta get a whole jug involved just to hold the damn thing?

Last time I finished a loaf like that I had to take a nap.

Even if it was airtight it would only work right when it's full, unless one of the sides is adjustable or something. Otherwise the amount of air in place of the bread that got eaten would make it useless.

You can pour the milk into a resealable container that you can wash like any other dish.

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Pure evil. Makes it stale as shit.

True kek at this

It's on the autism spectrum instead

>You can just pour the milk from its original retarded container into a re-usable one
Why not just have it in a seal-able container to begin with?

you're supposed to keep a large amount in the fridge and a small amount in a butter bell/sealed dish to spread on toast.

way too much of a hassle to do and undo every time you want some bread
chaotic neutral twist and tuck is the best of all choices, keeps the bread closed off and fresh and it's the easiest way to close and open the bag when you need to

Why is there so much hair in my bread?

yeah if it's sourdough or something like that I get it in the paper bag but I just usually tuck or twist and tuck it back in the same bag

Recycling plastic is not as cost-effective as you might think. Only aluminum cans are worth the effort. Even recycling aside, think about the added weight involved with paper and plastic jugs when compared to a bag. Think about the extra space these containers take up during shipment. The materials and processes used to create these containers, because they’re not 100% recycled. This costs more $$$ than bags, which is why many third world countries use bags.

C H A O T I C N E U T R A L

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I'm pretty sure rats even know how to get it from the box, so yeah.

This.
Just tuck dat shit!

> Enlightened: Throwing away the bread because it is just shitty carbs

I keep unopened loafs in the freezer

More like every place in the world except your shitty country.

Mein nigger.

NEUTRAL EVILFAGS REPORT IN

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Why would you admit something like this?

what is the problem?

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>tfw chaotic neutral

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Reusing the bag clip until someone loses it and then twist and tuck

It collects old crumbs to rub against fresh food

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You should buy better bread idiot

Chaotic neutral is the best since it keeps the bread fresh and doesn't require a tool. The other good or neutral options are a waste of time, and you're a sick freak if you use any of the evil options.

yurop, so progressive, storing milk in a wobbly, flimsy bag instead of a bottle or jug like every other kind of drink

This. Its easy, no extra work. Bread stays fresh

>I'm neither Good or Evil
>I'm also either Lawful or Chaotic.
Man being neutral is the best, neutral alignment feels good.

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No one actually uses bread boxes anymore. And for good reason. They cause bread to mold even faster. Bread boxes are a meme.

Bread box lol.
-Traps in more air than bags
-air gets in if not airlocking
-crumbs from old bread get on the new bread

Whats the point? Show off your bread like some eurofag?

>Eats concentrated carb paste.
>"wtf, why am I fat and have diabetes?"

oh are we doing this now

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People actually do anything other than lawful neutral for their bread?

elder god morality is leaving the bag open in the fridge

>mozarella sticks
>you can get unlimited appetizers anywhere
more mozarella sticks!

Large topping pizza then spec into green peppers. First thing I mutter is that I can accelerate time. I accelerate it to 3 years where I state that I can make anyone, including myself immortal at will. I then proceed to keep accelerating time, granting myself whatever I wish including the other powers.

Keeping your bread in a dark place like a breadbox actually encourages mold.

Chaotic evil doesn't care it seems.

user it's 80 in my apartment all the time because I rarely use the AC and i like it

Chaotic neutral

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When is a reputation system not better?

>tfw keep my bread frozen

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>he drinks milk into adulthood
Get a load of this literal manbaby

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Ok, so you pre-heat and clean your oven before opening the bread bag, then you only open it in the updraft from your freshly opened clean oven.
No spores introduced to your bread so it can't grow mold, just like how you are supposed to inoculate mushroom substrate. Feel free to seal chaotic neutral, it works fine.

Why would you worry about rats? What kind of garbage dump do you live in?

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>not taking advantage of genetics that only you and a minority of the population have

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...

I bet I will get double 0.

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>ignoring the land of milk and honey
Enjoy your protein powder you science cuck
Zyzz is probably yiffing in Hell, the twink fuck

rolling
both of you have to fight over the tomboy now, and one of you will have to become her trap GF due to those 45s.

Not him but we have livestock and that pretty much guarantees rat problems even with cats and traps. Mostly just in winter though.

gross plastic bags make bread soggy
i prefer paper bag

>genetics that make your stomach okay with stealing liquid fat, nutrients and hormones from other species' babies
Yeah sure are taking advantage
Milk and honey are not the same concept, retard

Lawful and Chaotic Neutral reporting

>game has a morality system
>morals are decided democratically by all other players

depends on the butter really

true neutral and neutral evil. sometimes i did lawful neutral

What the fuck do you mean depends on the butter? It's butter. It's just fucking butter. Like every other fucking form of butter.

HOY GANG

Rolling.

Because that container you're talking about is disposable and that's the problem. More trash.

rollin start

Lawcucks iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
(Chaos Gang!)
Pop these Lawcucks like a wheelie nigga, They all silly niggas
In the hood with them white niggas, and that Shijima nigga
You run up and they reporting niggas, we ain't hooping nigga
No GF, they a loser nigga, fuck that Jonathon nigga
On the stoop, Walters in my draws, Lawcucks mum on my phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin for some more
On /smtg/ my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas hoypost bop
Blow a case a lawcuck throwing shots, I run em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Lawcucks talking bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old Jiminez, only new Walter
Put my dick in Lawcucks backbone, I pass him to my bro
I don't love White they all sad hoes, they all bad hoes
I'ma fuck her them I dash home, to the cash hoe
I'm on some cuck a lawcucks shit, take a lawcucks bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that lawcucks bitch

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>he's never heard the term milk and honey before
babies literally have stronger stomachs than you do

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give me

Just like in real life, huh?
:(

I thought that was reusing the bag clip since you are technically reusing. Then again I never seen bread sold with rubber band ties.

>not tying a half-knot you can undo by pulling it

Where does using a clothespin fall on this

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im lawful neutral but im lawful evil when i lose the bag clip

>Not leaving the bread bagless on the counter
>True Evil

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Probably bag clip since it's being used as a clip.

>How much space does a plastic bag account for
The same size as the pitcher you keep the bag in, dingus.

Doesnt a bread box still let roaches and shit in?

let's see

>Not just leaving the bread on the floor.

Based.

Only if your home is not infested with roaches.

>Not cumming inside your bread
Pleb taste.

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fug

This. Subhumans pls leave

>not twist the top, tie a knot, re-use the bag clip, then tucking THAT under, then putting it in a bread box then put the breadbox in a bag, tie a knot and use the bottle hack.
>not cumming on the bread

Rolling! Rolling! Rolling! Rolling!

>On
>Not inside
Either go all the way or go home, user.

But how is that different from using a plastic bag to refill the new container every time? It's more trash no matter how you twist it.

got a good chuckle out of me

Lawful evil is actually true neutral. Try again boyo

I guess if you have a small dick that would work.

It's evil because it's a pain in the ass to untie a plastic bag.

hmm

...

You just have fat hands. It's the simplest method. Beside, what is lawful neutral going to do when he loses his bag clip?

Except big ones are required. Unless if that's a problem for you.

Good bait.

It'll decompose after a few days and taste like plastic if kept outside.

>drinking ultra pasteurized milk
Disgusting.

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Fuck it I'm rolling

Use a spare bag clip or tie.
Right, you are thinking loaf of bread while I am thinking slice of bread.

>Cold Butter
>Warm/toast the bread
>Slice off a sliver of cold butter
>Sandwich it in the warm bread
>That nice mixture of hot and cool
>Butter has that nice consistency of not just stiff enough to resist a little so you can feel the bite going through the butter.

Uppity Slut is hot

>eating bread

there are better sources of carbs you dipshits

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>Right, you are thinking loaf of bread while I am thinking slice of bread.
Of course. It's the ultimate experience.

Rolling like a river

Might as well

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nani?

A few grams of a plastic bag is remarkably cheaper and better for the environment. Not all plastics are the same. The kind in bags decompose much faster than harder plastics like jugs. On top of that they take up less space so landfills aren't as bloated with what is essentially air. There's a lot of logistical reasons to use bags instead of jugs.

>not just eating the entire loaf of bread in one sitting, thereby eliminating the need to store it at all
You are weak.

Read

>not just sitting on the bread and eat the bag

>"mmm boiled grass"

I'm probably going to get jack shit

>he doesn't put each individual slice into a ziplock bag

RRROLL IT

Last month a girl held my hand for the first time and yesterday I went to a social event without feeling completely awkward. Hope I get a cool GF in real life too

neat

rollang

kill me pete

Why is everyone rolling for a waifu?

>and put a unique serial number on each bag and enter it into the slice database

Today I ge.. ..I was depressed the whole day for screwing it up. Lost opportunity. Oh well at least 2D is superior. I know, sour grapes.

>Entire family is chaotic evil
>I'm the only one who is chaotic neutral
>They all insist on leaving extra loaves in either the fridge or the freezer

Please deliver me from this hell. wake me up

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Yeah, I am spic and we dont fucking eat disgusting loaf bread.

Today I gebera'd a couple demons and then used my Blue Rose to blow up Goliath!

dang it, bobby, i done told you: NO MOONSPEAK IN THE HOUSE

gimme

It's that time of night where I hop on Yea Forums and try to make people feel better about themselves

It's ok user, it's good you at least tried rather than regretting it

Best taste, I bought the game yesterday and am loving it so far. I played DMC3 for preparation for this release but I never finished it. I'm new to the series but I think I'm a fan now.

>Use a spare bag clip or tie
Top much time. Knotchads already moved on to the dining room by the time you remember which cabinet had the bag clips in them.

Lets do this LEEEROYYY

Devil May Cry converts even atheists...

Chaotic Neutral is the thinking man's choice

sliced bread is garbage. fucking buy a fresh loaf at the bakery jesus christ

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lawful evil

I keep my bread in the microwave on a clean plate. I barely use the microwave, so I got tired of bit having the space it takes up on my counter and this is what I came up with.

>not making your own
Pleb manchild. I bet you're into bing bing wahoo too.

>Delicious loaf of soft airy bread.
>Put it in the freezer.
>It never comes out as good, even avoiding freezer burn and ice crystals.

Unless I intend to use it for toast or toasted sandwiches I avoid putting it in the freezer.

You're not afraid of radiation poisoning?

The only safe choice is not to roll for any of these disgusting whores. I would pick suicide over any of those girls.

I do twist and reuse clip. What tier is that?

Gimme the Tomboy

>falling for jew propaganda

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Unless you keep you microwave OCD levels of clean, your bread is going to absorb all the odors in there.

I think there are enough of us chaotic neutrals here to start the uprising

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You're deep in the pockets of Big Nuclear, aren't you, bootlicker-kun?

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Pretty much 90% of the world is chaotic evil according to that pic, including me.

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ROLLIN!

LG: Boomer tier
NG: Mildly autistic
CG: Severe autism
LN: Based (and redpilled)
TN: Cringe
CN: Bluepilled
LE: Cringe and redpilled
NE: Back to r*ddit
CE: Based but bluepilled

What if I combine chaotic neutral with lawful good?

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I used to twist and tuck, but since moving in with my gf I've been doing what she does and reusing the bag clip because she is scared of food if she can't see the expiration date and the clip carries that. Although I still twist it before applying the clip.

I've never seen a smart person on Yea Forums before this

rool

give me

Medium with 2 sides
>Pepperoni and Ham for long healthy life
>Bread sticks, gamble for income
>Mozzarella Sticks, get more mozzarella sticks

Ask the magic sock a question.

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>at least tried
I didn't try, it was petty much handed to me and fucked it up. I was thrown off guard. It was one of those once in a life time chances. It really doesn't bother me since I figured it was a trap.

Please no class rep or tomboy

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Why wouldn't you give it a little spin before tucking and upgrade to chaotic neutral with almost zero effort?

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Will I ever find that damn pipe for Dutch?

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this is the most extended shitposting thread ive seen on Yea Forums for almost

half a day

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>remember which cabinet
How can you forget where it is? It's like forgetting where you stored the fucking bread.

>career girl

Ha. Enjoy your break up/divorce.

But that's not a word.

"bo"skeleton"rp"

Imma take a guess you just say that because you can't do much as drink a single glass without leaving half your weight in the toilet

>not wanting the tomboy
What’s the matter with you?

Lawful neutral for first half then neutral evil.

Not gonna lie, the same thing happened to me, twice. First time, this girl DMd me at midnight and I fucked it up since I don't know how to talk to girls.
>her: "user"
>me: "what's up bro" (it was a joke dammit i was trying to be sarcastic)
>her: "nvm this wasn't the attention i wanted"
She never responded to any other messages I sent.
The second time I had a shot with a girl I was at a concert and she was trying to talk to me. I didn't make a move though because I wasn't sure if she was into me. I guess I'll never find out.
I'm so developmentally challenged when it comes to girls that I'm always afraid if I'm either overstepping boundaries or not chasing after them enough.

ALLLLLLLRIGHT

Bring it

Man, the Tomboy is a real slut in this thread.

boskeletonrp
Guess that answers that question

>just be yourself

Tomboy is the only way. And Slut

So like in real life, then?

boskeletonrp

>Lawful good is same as chaotic evil

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LUCKY
SEVENS

I guess it's for the best. I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't fully understand me. But dammit I want to find someone who does.

Jesus, she's even fucking you two. Now I have to rethink my roll. At least one of the degenerates in this thread has the herp.

well check that shit out
nice

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I-It's Impossible!

Protip: Nobody will ever fully understand you. Relationships are a long series of COMPROMISES in the real world.

Stop thinking that fairy tale Disney style love is anything but a myth.

It also prevents crumbs falling out.

Disney style love never exists, I agree. In any relationship, there are highs and low. However, that seems like an overly pessimistic view of the world. If I can find loyal and understanding friends, I can find a loyal and understanding woman.

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I just rip a hole in the side of the pack, no fucks given

alright just this time

>I need my milk unpasteurized because big words and processes I don't understand are EVIL
lmao
go eat your organic foods you fucking retard

Your friends still don't fully understand you, nor should they want to. Until people have psychic powers, it's going to be impossible to fully understand each other, and the day it happens, absolute chaos will ensue.

Sometimes realism and pessimism have natural overlaps.

rollin-

Might be banned, but it will be worth it.

The nerd is shit, because RTS sucks. I would prefer that she didn't play games at all than like such a shitty genre. The fat is shit for being fat, and that is my only reasoning. Anything besides those goes, but I kinda want The Dumpy one.

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lawful neutral until the guitar clip thingy breaks, then chaotic neutral

>tfw I love being Dan The Man.

slut or bust

>got exactly the one I wanted

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ayy

Congrats. Now you have to clean up after her.

Chaotic Neutral here

If I still have the clip or tie I'll use that, if I don't then I twist and tuck

Of course, I have to pick Dan The Man With a Plan.

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