l-lol?
L-lol?
Evan Perez
Jonathan Long
??????????????????
Isaac Thomas
Yea Forums
Bentley Fisher
Kevin Reyes
I legit dont get it
William Campbell
Bowser only has one child
Hudson Rodriguez
The joke is that Ridley is going to eat them
Nathan Davis
>people still think the koopalings are bowsers kids
Robert Ward
They want Ridley to sit with them because they're all bad guys (although Bowser to a much lesser extent), but Ridley ends up sitting with the two least threatening characters.
It's a bait-and-switch joke, and it sucks.
Ryder Diaz
Pichu would kick his ass
Angel White
All she knows how to do is "Lol video game logic don't work in real life." So of course when she strays away from it, the comic is a disaster.
Noah Diaz
This comic reeks shitty reaction images
Nathan Jones
post more WHOLESOME ridley pics
Isaac Young
Ridley is a cold motherfucker but has a warm spot for cute things, or he just wants to eat them
Bowser's relation with the Koopalings is currently nebulous
Hudson Diaz
And then they fucked.
Ryan Collins
GUFFAW
Jack Gonzalez
I'm probably the oldest Internet veteran here. I remember when Awkward Zombie was just a DeviantArt account. I would check up on her account all the time as a kid and leave stupid comments on her work.
Jayden Stewart
what the fuck is his eyes in that pic tho
Cameron Rogers
Funny comic. Cute too.
Chase Thompson
lol someone make an edit where he's playing Dark Souls!
Jose Cruz
Someone explain it to me. Is ridley in an unusual spot in the character select screen or something/
Jack Jones
Ridley only associates with high-tier fighters
Hunter White
that's going to be a miss from me Katie
Jaxon Fisher
It's been a while but this shit still makes me smile.
Camden Bennett
I think its because even though he's a big character, he's much more lightweight than the other large fighters
Jose Robinson
This reminds me of how much Naganadel's color scheme reminds me of Ridley. Only missing the little bit of yellow.
Ryan Sanders
It's a reference to the days after Ridley was revealed, most of people would rather pair Ridley witht the rest of the villains, pair him with some characters that are cute and little by nature, like Pichu, Kirby and Jiggly.
Well, that's what I understood, at least.
Jace Mitchell
I think it has to do with weight class in Smash ultimate, where Ridley is actually light weight despite looking heavy.
Josiah Gonzalez
The incels in this thread assblasted about her are funnier than her comic.
Jeremiah James
It's because he's one of them deep down
Chase Long
lel
Ryder Campbell
>most of people rather pair Ridley with the rest of the villains, pair him instead with some characters
Fixed, sorry for the typos.
Luke Watson
Caleb Anderson
Ridley sits with the cute little characters because despite his immense size and villainous nature, he's actually also cute.
Dylan Hall
Josiah Johnson
Shut the fuck UP incel
Anthony Rodriguez
>ywn fuck Krystal
>Krystal will probably never be playable in smash
>Krystal will probably never be in another game
Damn, bros...
Wyatt Thomas
i dun getuh
Ryder Mitchell
What did she mean by this?
Asher Morris
Foxtrot was the best, loved reading that shit back in middle school.
Jose Martinez
Landon Rodriguez
Ridley is a heavy
Angel Sanders
what's that on his pants in the last panel?
Gavin Lopez
>I have six kids
But...the Koopalings plus Jr makes eight
Jacob Cruz
>this is what Foxtrot has become
Jonathan Ross
Someone explain what's up with the girl's freaky hair.
William Brooks
This.
Christian Mitchell
Post the proper one fagit
Xavier Johnson
eh?
Owen Nguyen
GAHAHAHA
Angel Wilson
adoption
Grayson Bailey
Not cute or funny!
Easton Cooper
That thing looks pretty fucking cool.
Angel Torres
cunny?
Jackson Sullivan
Luigi's black?!
Jonathan Richardson
owo
Thomas Gonzalez
She's a robot, why not just program her to be a sexbot in the first place?
Xavier Hernandez
Black people main him
Mason Stewart
cute and funnypilled
Andrew Russell
Between this and the Yooka Laylee comic, I really think Katie has lost her touch
Bentley Price
>Muscle Krystal
I'm not erect I swear haha
Chase Lopez
the forbidden/innocent aspect makes it better
Eli Baker
It is genetic. Apparently the babies of his species are cute things which grow up into vicious asshole dragons as the final form.
Gavin Moore
It's an edit
Nicholas Barnes
dog (fox) slubber
Ryan Perry
it is pretty neat, it's a poisonous alien dragon
the shiny looks like a wasp
Ethan Martinez
Is that something you actually believe or something you just tell yourself because you're a dumbhead?
Benjamin Rivera
>Gay
>Furry
What did they mean by this
Brayden Gomez
Where's that from?
Angel Bennett
So she's never played a Metroid either?
Asher Nguyen
They're all adopted.
Mason Brown
dude... its a boy
Benjamin Watson
Other M fanfiction is not canon
Charles Barnes
He's right though
Aiden Smith
That wasn't the question.
Sebastian Cruz
Jesus CHRIST my comments were TERRIBLE!
Anyone else say the most autistic shit when they were kids?
Leo Ward
There is no joke, it's just filler and then "lol u expect ridley to sit with bowser but he sits with pichu instead"
Gabriel Green
That's some wholesome shit.
Benjamin Flores
niggas love luigi
Caleb Green
subway? that reminds me of an image I've seen somewhere, but I can't remember what it was. any anons wanna help me out here? pretty sure the gay tiger from spyro was in it
Logan Murphy
Actually, it's a drawing.
Idiot.
Asher Morris
Ridley likes babies.
Jeremiah Hughes
Cross busted by Powfoo
Mason Bennett
Powfoo
Jayden James
John Lewis
It's like what this guy said, she can't do any other kind of joke. When she does, she either comes up with duds or it's actually written by someone else.
John Ward
Teenagers too
Dylan Perry
i chuckled
Nolan Ward
You just reminded me of these 2 autistic kids in my childhood daytime summer camp who used to wear Mario and Luigi hats and sat in the corner of the gym playing bing bing together every day. A preschooler there asked them why they they wore those hats and they ripped his Gameboy out of his hands and stomped it until they were restrained. They were never seen there again after that.
Nathaniel Moore
shut the fuck up and die boomer faggot
John Lewis
The fuck? What did he do to deserve that?
Austin Sullivan
I honestly have no idea. They were about high school age if I remember correctly.
Matthew Garcia
>If you think about it Ridley's just a Pokemon anyway.
Brayden Morris
I hope they went to jail.
Brayden Brown
fucking alphamale
Brody Rivera
The fact that she has freewill is what makes it hot.
Benjamin Nelson
Jayden Turner
ridley is so big he cant sit with regular size charactes
Blake Long
RUSH'ED
Angel Powell
Samus seems to display a fondness for cute things based on II and Super, so it would be a strong way to play against that.
Christopher Ross
Kek
Lincoln Johnson
Ridley is a pedophile
Brandon Bennett
>he just tells himself his own fetish because he's a "dumbhead"
Are you a fucking retard or what?
Easton Long
wholesome
Joseph Parker
Luigi's a nigger..
Matthew Lopez
Jigglypuff is old enough to breed at least.
Liam Perez
Samuel Davis
Is this loss?
Tyler Diaz
>Starfox will probably never get another game
>If it does it will probably be shit like every other Starfox game made in the past 14 years
Jayden Taylor
lol
Jaxson Green
He just has a habbit of ruining smoll cute things with his huge dick
Tyler Gutierrez
Soon Miyamoto will be dead, and they'll bury that shitstain Bowser Jr with him.
Gabriel Carter
Wasn't Star Fox 3D well received?
William Green
Or they promote Bowser Jr. to main villain who fights to improve the position of the Koopa Kingdom in the global stage.
Luis Hill
Morton doesn’t look anything like him. He’s literally Black skinned. And Wendy looks like Boom Boom had a sex change
Joseph Brown
>the aborted baby was black
based and redpilled
Isaiah Bell
well that's just fucking adorable.
Brayden Wright
That's not even a new game, it was just a port with spruced up graphics and fucked up voice acting. But you're right, I did forget about that one.
William Walker
Tbh this is basically what nintendo fans spend hours doing in game
Leo Brooks
wasn't that just a remake of 64?
Easton Lopez
...but she doesn't. The first lightbot with free will was X.
Aiden Roberts
Perfect.
Jason Kelly
Just beat the shit out of her. There's two of you and only one of her!
Josiah Thomas
this comic is kinda fucked up
Ian Gonzalez
high-tier comic
Parker King
That's a kid now.
Gavin Evans
I want to fuck Minus8.
Hudson Powell
Anyone have that Garfield comic where Job goes nuclear on Garfield after Garfield insults him.
Aaron Richardson
>Junior grows up wanting to be just like dad
>Sunshine shows he's at least got a bit of tactical thinking, when he framed mario in the process of fucking things up
>Teaches himself how to run the koopa army with an iron fist, actually gets shit done
>mario is old as shit by then, and even if he has a new enemy he's still better at the whole game than his dad ever was
>Nintendo makes a serious game with Junior as an effective villian
Daniel Edwards
I just want Gooey
Alexander Taylor
You know at least one of them is a white knight
Luis Butler
I thought he swapped to only Sunday's awhile back, is he doing daily again?
Benjamin Gonzalez
She's black.
Connor Brown
What even is free will based on Megaman series? Protoman ran away from home and joined up with someone else and various robot masters have likes and dislikes unrelated to their jobs.
David Gutierrez
How the fuck is this thread not nuked yet?
Joseph Ortiz
>Play as a Female Mario and Luigi pair against Bowser
>It turns out that it is Junior and you get to see Bowser with the most ravishing of old guy beards.
>You save Granny Peach to get some Apple Pie
Lincoln Rivera
the artist is all kinds of fucked up
Jackson Smith
>six kids.
Katie needs to relook at the mario lore. its kinda funny she still thinks the koopa kids are still Bowsers children.
Gabriel Clark
Xavier Taylor
He's a sugar daddy and the koopalings are his sugar kids.
Cameron Morgan
So you play as a pair of cousins, or are Maria and Luigina just named after the famous heroes?
Luis Ramirez
as a Nintendo fan I can’t fucking stand this autist.
Landon Reyes
Too many to count.
Joseph Young
why would you nuke it? its one of the few lol threads that hasn't devolved into politics. people are actually discussing actual gaming comics.
Thomas Garcia
Rude. He just wanted to play PS3 games with him.
Christopher Ross
Even Nintendo fans hate his Other M defending ass.
Carter Torres
Fucking prime
Kevin Miller
ALL
Camden Green
Jose Richardson
Pretty well done comic. Wish more were like this
Joshua Lopez
You may as well be saying that Boom Boom and Pom Pom are his kids too with that logic
Dylan Morris
Boy and his Blob was not a new IP, can't tell what the one on the right is. Never could tell.
Charles Russell
Pichu and Ridley have been paired since the trailer. Dunno the rest
Adam Sullivan
>tmnt smash up
lol
Ryan Edwards
Boom Boom are a species.
Brandon Martin
excellent
Thomas Garcia
ALL OF THE DAY
Levi Murphy
>Wii fit
Is this faggot even trying?
Jonathan Morgan
Muramasa: The Demon Blade
Sebastian Jones
He says he has "like" six kids.
It's a play on how unclear it is
Luke Adams
Sebastian Cook
OF THE DAY
Dominic Morgan
ridley is a villain so the other villains wants to be friends but then ridley subverts your expectations and hangs out with cute animals instead because ridley cant linguistically communicate
its not funny because the punchline isnt direct enough but damn all these guys who responded to you literally cant understand a shallow joke made by a woman
Joshua Rivera
Muramasa, from vanillaware.
Thank god it was rereleased on the vita
Isaac Flores
>All these people who don't get it.
Ridley evolves like a Pokemon, so he fits there better. Jesus fuck.
Ryan Ramirez
Eli Perry
BRO!!!
Connor Miller
Having never seen this before, I already know the artist is a furry.
Brandon Foster
I thought this Ridley was a clone.
Chase Lopez
Jason Lee
Mario and Luigi games straight out said they work for bowser and have no relations to him outside of the shitty paycheck they recieve
Bentley Morris
>Ridley evolves like a Pokemon
Andrew Brooks
Where the fuck are you from that a man lift is called a cherry picker?
Austin Morris
ridley
meta ridley
phazon ridley
ridley 2
Jace Morgan
sluggo is lit
Liam Ward
God other M is such a dumpster fire.
Has any other game series fucked its lore this bad?
Ian Hughes
Impressive.
Angel Adams
>he calls a mobile rapture a "man lift"
Xavier Lewis
The beta testing for a Vita game?
Jonathan Davis
Joshua Cook
Which is why it’s better to friend your enemies
Jose Cook
>He calls a lifter upper a "mobile rapture"
Blake Martinez
Haven't you guys seen the anime? Pichu and Jigglypuff are villains just like Ridley. The Pichu brothers prank everyone while Jigglypuff puts everyone to sleep and draws on them.
Luis Reed
Ridley is too big to fit at the table with the other villains, so he must sit with the two smallest characters for there to be enough room.
Juan Clark
I don't think it would be possible to
Landon Martin
Because they are, fuck Miyamoto changing 20+ years of lore on a whim. They were his kids in Japanese instruction books too.
Jace Diaz
Yoshi's Island?
Nathan Edwards
I know it's fucking stupid, but that's the joke she was going for.
We live in a fucked up timeline where other M was made instead of Metroid Prime 4 and Fusion 2.
Jacob Sanders
t. dobson
Henry Turner
>He calls a people ascent a "lifter upper"
Luis Turner
>TMNT
>The Conduit
>Wii Fit
>whatever the fuck those last two are
I never even realized the games were so fucking awful
Grayson Scott
Mario lore is spur of the moment. Even if Mario is actually that size or is a power up varies from game to game.
Hudson Stewart
>Actually junior becomes a non-villain in exchange for access to peaches chest
Samuel Powell
>dobson
>using Japanese manuals
The man thinks the DiC cartoons are fucking canon. IT'S WHY HE BITCHES ABOUT PEACH NOT HAVING SAILOR ARMS OR MARIO HAVING A BROOKLYN ACCENT, OR LINK HAVING BLONDE HAIR IN SOME GAMES!
Joseph Rodriguez
How so?
Jonathan Cook
>He calls a hominid displacer a "people ascent"
Christian Nelson
Juan Green
>those subtle tears in her eyes
Jeremiah Davis
Legendary Space Pirate Ridley looks like THAT?
Ryder Gutierrez
>paying attention to her eyea
You are not only lonely but also gay.
Lucas Myers
Golden Sun.
>lol beast tribe
>but not the beast tribe you saw in the other games
>they're gone by the way
>also none of these places existed, and the shape of the earth is different
Dark dawn hurt me.
Gavin Jones
Autism
Blake Morales
This guy is such a stupid fag
Leo Butler
he is not a heavy, look it up
Jeremiah Sanders
Jordan Price
Ridley is a heavy. He's not a super heavy.
Elijah Harris
Perfection.
Carson Moore
It’s funny because in real life the Jew running the loan department probably would’ve stole her money and raped in the back room.
Matthew Roberts
>effeminine
I find something new that's wrong with this garbage every time I see it
Kevin Kelly
Joshua Murphy
He is heavy retard, just not SUPER heavy
Thomas Evans
>least threatening characters
Parker Jones
i know the people who complain about other m haven't played it but you could atleast look it up and see what its about
theres this little cute chicken monster thing running around all game that eventually molts into ridley
Ethan Hernandez
Josiah Thomas
unironic lol
Nathan Jenkins
...
Isaac Adams
kek
Elijah Davis
He's right you know.
Aiden Williams
>You're no longer from brooklyn
Nathaniel Carter
Brandon Walker
>You'll no longer fight with Mario
I still don't know what the fuck he's talking about here, what the fuck!
Eli Russell
>laughing at your own joke
Ayden King
This never fails to enrage me.
Alexander Roberts
lel
Jackson Scott
I never understood why people went into the holes.
Dominic Phillips
Is this a Steven Universe refence?
Carter Harris
Someone post it
Zachary Wood
Exactly, it's a fun thread and mods fucking hate that
Asher Howard
Eli Peterson
Or maybe it's just unexpected that a scary space dragon would want to sit with cute Pokemon?
Hudson Foster
Jaxon Gonzalez
The joke is ridly is pretty much aerodactyl, a pokemon.
What the fuck man? its jerk store all over again.
Jacob Bailey
That's the main mystery of the whole setting, it's meant to be unclear
Matthew Howard
You legit have autism.
Aiden Murphy
it is both of those things
Henry Brown
Gabriel Hill
Because they were made for them
David Thompson
NO IT'S NOT, THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING JOKE
Ryder Murphy
It was made for them. Basically since the hole was such a perfect fit they thought it might give them some kind of purpose and they felt compelled to fill it
Ian Ramirez
Joshua Reed
Accidentally laughed out loud.
Daniel Williams
Super Mario Bros. was a riff on Alice in Wonderland with the relatively grounded everyman taken to a fantasy land where he can fall from as high as possible without dying, get big from mushrooms, shoot fireballs, and fight enemies which are more bizarre than the cartoon animals he has seen before.
Yoshi's Island makes Mario a native of that crazy place, and makes him encounter Bowser as a baby. Such a strong disconnect that Nintendo themselves basically shrug their shoulders over how this works.
Shy Guys as physical beings instead of a dream military is also strange, but fellow enemies from those games like Pokeys and Bob-ombs made the jump already and is a dead end concept, so not as noteworthy.
Michael Bennett
I think he means alongside Mario, but the only game I can think of that she did anything was Mario 2.
Logan Baker
Julian Murphy
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE FOR THEM, WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND???
Real talk though, I think there is a subtle terror when people do something so unexpected that your mind simply cant explain their actions. Perhaps thats what ito tries to achieve with scenes like this.
Asher Gray
If they had it in them to beat up a lady they wouldn't be nerds.
William King
I feel like your survival instinct would override doing such a dumb thing.
Maybe it only affected those who had lost their will to live as the main guy and girl both seem pretty depressed.
Carter Hall
Christian Sanchez
Dobson, is that you?
Hunter Myers
Dobson, is that you?
Nolan Lee
His work is so delightful in a weird way sometimes.
Dominic Johnson
Oliver Campbell
>Disgusting bara bull
Gabriel Ramirez
Dominic Fisher
Carson Morales
Brandon Butler
Kevin Evans
Trying to logically explain why you wouldn't follow the premise of what is explicitly described as an enigmatic horror story is kind of missing the point.
Chase Rodriguez
>5'6"
OOF
Tyler Clark
>survival instinct
People have put themselves in stange holes for less
Jack Watson
>5'6"
Alexander Williams
Why is she so pure? I love her.
Elijah Perry
Josiah Johnson
>unironic t-shirt
what does this even mean
Jackson Walker
Nicholas Williams
Pichu is Ridley's adopted child.
Jaxon Murphy
praise whoever made this edit
Jaxson Russell
There is no mention or even implication people are being forced into the fault, or else all the police would go in too.
In fact the story frames the opposite, likely commenting on how humans sometime react irrationally for the sake of purpose.
Both the main characters don't seem to have a purpose, girl even flat out states it.
Nathan Cook
He’s wearing a shirt he knows is bad but he genuinely likes the shirt and isn’t wearing a bad shirt to be ironic.
Grayson Evans
Why did he label his arm hair.
Aaron Butler
If Avada Kadavra is instant death, what does Abra Kadabra cause?
Jose Ross
Sebastian Price
Entering Hogwarts with electronic devices renders them useless and cannot turn on. Why do so many people reference the books so wrong??
William Nelson
Radical.
Adam Phillips
Some people don't follow logic.
Juan Mitchell
Easton Williams
This comic does not have a single woman in it
Isaac Morales
lol, nice
Colton Cox
The best part is that this is completely redpilled
Gabriel Stewart
Not so much forced as compelled.
Joshua Gomez
girl is cute
Isaiah Cook
>5'6"
He could probably fit in my pocket.
Jaxson Taylor
Justin Kelly
sauce?
Alexander Rogers
Well yeah, she's dating.
Henry Carter
John Russell
pichu's top tier and basically an absolute monster in ultimate
Brandon Carter
What does she look like IRL?
If a nigger is hitting on her I imagine she is fat as well.
Elijah Lee
you BTFO his ass
Ethan Long
Daniel Richardson
Samuel Nelson
Honestly the best course of action here is just to shoot the guy in the head.
Sebastian Edwards
>she
Colton Bailey
Ignoring the possibility they are at somewhere else with a lower magical field, it is possible they are using modified Gameboys that run on magic instead of electricity.
Josiah Sanchez
Jack Price
But cubs ARE loli/shota?
Hudson Jones
I don't get it.
Nathan Wilson
She does a cute Bowser.
Sebastian Ross
Have you ever longed for a purpose in life? An actual path laid out for you that's perfect for you in every way? If you had the feeling that something could give that purpose to you, would you at least take a look to see if it really was all you ever wanted?
Jayden Cooper
Matthew Peterson
That would imply the two of them have enough brain cells together to make something like that
Grayson Lopez
>implying
shotafags need to be gassed
Isaac Hall
I thought mario was holding bowsers dick in the thumbnail.
Jonathan Richardson
is that stuart little of all fucking cartoon characters
Evan Ross
>World has gone totally insane
>Goes to work
I admire his work ethic.
Alexander Barnes
Doing it for free means you are not making any money off hours of work.
Dominic Allen
lol!
Liam Turner
Yeah but why the Ogre?
Ryan Bailey
That's not until later, after work.
Kayden Gray
You don't understand
The contrast between feminine smoll boi and brutal big man is what makes it an exquisite trap comic
Camden Scott
I have a feeling this is extremely gay.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Ethan Carter
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Gavin Diaz
What the fuck. Why would someone make this? What the fuck
Joshua Sanchez
It's not, if you're a girl.
Jacob Rodriguez
There's chubby and then there's fat
Logan Harris
Wait why is he not wearing any clothes in the past?
Tyler Kelly
Gabriel Howard
Hudson Cook
Miyamoto literally said the Koopalings are not his kids
Josiah Gomez
i wish i were a dragon
Logan Ross
Don't worry, he'll get paid in exposure.
Tyler Rodriguez
Then what are they, moochers?
Nathaniel Perry
The Bradster has good taste in women.
Eli Harris
Mason Hill
To demonstrate that artificial intelligence will likely not resemble intelligence as we know it at all.
Evan Cox
Super Mario RPG
Super Princess Peach
Also Bearboy forgot that SMB3 went back to Peach being kidnapped while sitting on the sidelines.
Jaxson Hill
Alzheimer’s
Colton Cox
lol
Josiah Taylor
Nice title.
Liam Turner
>shyguy
no fuck off with your vore shit
Connor Morris
UNF OH GOD SOURCE PLEADESE
Henry Reyes
There his generals for his army. The Koopalings are all siblings though.
Dominic Green
Liam Cook
5'6
Brandon Bailey
I literally just read this comic on myhentaicomics
The nerve of some people’s mind when thinking this shit up
Grayson Turner
Jesus, what was in that book to leave such a massive scar.
Nolan Nelson
Paper.
Evan Morgan
Nintendium is a bit of an exception.
Blake Young
This picture is pretty much everything I want in a relationship.
Asher Gomez
The fact no one can even agree on what the joke is just proves how terrible it is
Adam Sullivan
Well, would you make the deal?
Jason Wright
Cute dragon
Gabriel King
I'd make the deal and lose on purpose.
Hunter Diaz
You don't get scars like that from eatin puss... ahem... i mean reading books.
Caleb Thomas
kek my friend had a big ass scar on his face and I thought it was cool until he told me he got it from a kool-aid packet.
Gabriel Anderson
>he calls an Uppy Machine a "hominid displacer"
Ian Ortiz
I thought the point was that he doesn't use the A button
Josiah Harris
>yaoi is a low power tag on exhentai
Sure...
Hunter Allen
Is this an anti-interracial marriage joke?
Hunter Howard
>tfw I legit did this as a kid
Thanks autism!
Bentley Cooper
The nerve of them not making more of it.
Blake Mitchell
A reference to all the shitty Ridley x pichu art
Jayden Richardson
lol
Jeremiah Howard
Parker Williams
Based
Chase Baker
>All this useless arguing
The site's description says "If you think about it, Ridley's just a giant pokemon anyways."
Sebastian Ortiz
I read that is has to do with the feeling you get when you're standing on a cliff and how easy it would be to just off. Or driving down the road and considering just ramming into a tree at full speed. Something about the random unbidden urges/thoughts we get, like how we could easily make a decision to something really harmful to us for no reason.
John Evans
Everybody shipped pichu and Ridley before Smash released.
Landon Foster
chadster got a monster of his own
Easton Wilson
Those eyes do not look right on Ridley.
He's supposed to be a total psycho not a carebear
Lucas Brooks
You disgusting degenerate pieces of shit.
You deserve harsh and swift punishment.
Get on your knees and apologize.
Christopher Parker
a man of taste
Jack Green
Foxtrot has always been like this you fucking secondary. Jason plays n64 despite his father wanting to watch the game. Jason went to science camp. Paige beats that unbeatable boss. Jason has sex dreams about Lara Croft. All the countless arcs of Jason playing WoW. Jason building computers. Jason promoting piracy. Jason does homework and quadruple checks it all before the first week is of school is over.. Bill Amend is a fucking nerd.
Parker Peterson
This is funny. Not hilarious and it didn't make me laugh, but it's funny.
Kayden Davis
I apologize for nothing.
Kevin Gutierrez
I've wanted to marry Randall so bad ever since that one fic someone wrote on /gmad/.
James Lewis
Hey, one of the guys at school has a camera that does that already. Muggles don't understand magic even when it is not obscured and wizards don't understand electricity to the point even lightning is "Idunnolol". And then you have points where the limitations of magic resemble non-magic like how you don't actually create things from nothing so much as change properties or teleport something. I feel like you could do something amazing with magic's insulation properties but the series doesn't deal with those kinds of things.
William Harris
Who draws this stuff? Fat girls?
Aiden Robinson
your in for a trip.
Jayden Rodriguez
I wish foxtrot became popular on Yea Forums, this place would have loved it
Jeremiah Martinez
>likes eating, sleeping
Why do fags always use this shit to describe themselves, either on profile pages online or in icebreakers offline? EVERYONE likes eating and sleeping. They're basic biological needs that you literally can't fucking live without. The second someone starts describing themselves to you as someone who "likes eating and sleeping" like it's somehow an important, central part of their identity and not just a requirement to exist that everyone enjoys doing because you're instinctually and biologically wired to do so you know they're a braindead retard with literally no personality. How hard is it to think of two other things that you enjoy doing that aren't fucking eating or sleeping? I know this shit shouldn't make me so angry but I'm goddamn try to be at least a little bit more fucking creative, especially if that's your fucking job as a "comedian"
Jackson Mitchell
based
Ethan Baker
Based Dobby
>B-BUT OTHER GAME
ALL
OF
DAY
BRO
Evan Mitchell
I get the feeling this is supposed to be mocking the subject, not espousing their viewpoint.
Jack Torres
>gives him the flying slam
Cooper Baker
Holy shit source right the fuck now
Thomas Gomez
Isaiah Long
>A full quarter of rage comic reaction faces were stolen from legorobots comics
>made less than 100 comics total
Truly a genius, quality over quantity
Daniel Sanders
Fuck Miyamoto's retcon bullshit
Mason Cooper
Fucker just walks to the library naked
Dylan Fisher
you're*
Elijah Allen
Translation?
Chase Baker
Because it's funny user XD it's like saying my favorite drink is water lol
Jackson Perez
>EVERYONE likes eating and sleeping
Speak for yourself pleb, i sustain myself exclusively trough photosynthesis and have ascended any need for sleep, comfortable in a perma awake state of utter psychosis.
Angel Collins
I think this may be a shop
Kevin Martinez
Cheer up, there's still Pepper
Isaiah Price
Tyler Kelly
I'd believe it.
Owen White
Maybe he has a home library
Ayden Morris
I've seen this plenty of times and it always confuses me. Why would the author/artist choose to convey this message through a comic? It's so surface-level hypocritical that I'm sure it's on purpose.
Noah Russell
What in the fuck
Gabriel Morales
Kevin Jackson
What I meant wasn't that it was impossible, just that if anyone was going to figure it out it wouldn't be the dumbest protag of the last 40 years and his comic relief
Nathan Howard
It's a reference to fuckan Other M, where Ridley had a very Pokemon-like lifecycle of 'cute little chickenrabbit thing', 'inbetween furred lizard', 'fuckan Ridley' and rapidly went from the first to the third over the course of the game.
Thus, the comic's comment - due to Other M, Ridley is basically a Pokemon.
Nathan Thompson
Stonetoss AND pepe? Truly awful
Asher Hall
Eli Peterson
Kino
Nathaniel Rogers
The character is supposed to be a dick. You're looking at one page out of context.
Jeremiah Cook
That's because Morton Koopa Jr is MORTON KOOPA's son and we have never seen Morton Koopa.
Lincoln Hill
This one is funny because he is a total arsehole.
Oliver Reed
Jigglypuff is the most evil character.
Jayden Wright
Rough translation:
It's okay.
Where to?
Noah Butler
Kinda wish someone openly mocked him for this.
He does realize that if you admit to having any kind of unprotected sex you're excluded from giving blood until you get yourself tested.
Brandon Rogers
Fucking ELDER GOD TIER tastes, user.
pastebin.com
Justin Collins
Give me a rundown
Sebastian Wright
basic bitch shit
Ethan Butler
I'm convinced stonetoss doesn't believe any of this shit and just does it for alt-right money.
Sorta like Shad, but even more blatant and disingenuous about it.
Colton Anderson
Leo Lopez
Brody Murphy
everyone openly mocks stone toss
Noah Howard
A ghost made them do it.
Dominic Gutierrez
Jason always reminded me of a young John Carmack.
Kayden Rodriguez
Get out of here pizza boy nobody wants to hear it
Brody Stewart
>He does realize
The point isn't to make sense, the point is to own the libs while making a buck on the side
Michael Davis
This comic is still going today and it's still good.
Nolan Gray
I mean, Dobson clearly enjoys eating more than most people.
David Gutierrez
Fucken savage.
Kevin Thompson
He’s in his birthday suit in the past. :^)
Julian Garcia
John Morales
>Sure, where to?
Carter Richardson
Centaurs are really fucking weird. Like dragons are just a dinosaurs with an extra pair of limbs, but where do the organs go on a centaur? So they have two ribcages?
Logan Brown
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CORPORATE BS
SHOVE IT OLD MAN
I AM
TOTINO'S PIZZA BOY
James Miller
>I'm convinced stonetoss doesn't believe any of this shit and just does it for alt-right money.
most of them are exactly that. Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, TheQuartering, Stone Toss - it's just outrage bucks. They're new age shock jocks.
Dylan Young
What's with that guy
Asher Martinez
If you played Dead Space then you read this stupid fuckinf comic.
I wish I could hate this author to death.
Hudson Gutierrez
A good story in the worst possible medium for it.
Brandon Torres
Luis Evans
Connor Ramirez
Same.
Logan Butler
Jason Baker
always reminds me of david firth's work
Xavier Lee
Here's more Nancy
Nolan Butler
friendly reminder this comic (or at least this strip) is about a 14 yo girl who is terminally ill so she's a turbo slut who is sexually active because she wants to fuck before she dies.
Robert Flores
True to a certain degree
Eventually it becomes your partner just gives you one word responses when you want to have a conversation with them, because they are too engrossed in their own things, so you become jaded with then and start ignoring them, and it all comes crashing down.
Never date a fucking aspie, even a high functioning barely noticeable one. It's like dating a plank of wood, except the plank of wood at least will listen.
Dominic Reed
just like it's subject matter
Blake Diaz
Tucker is genuine, and not even close to a shock jock. I’m on the fence about Alex Jones. I think he may just be retarded.
Matthew Flores
Daniel Rivera
I like going on porn sites and saying dumb shit in the comments.
Gavin Allen
Post the edit where it's just him at the circus.
Lucas Watson
Oh yeah, that somehow got put in an official Garfield movie.
Brandon King
all bankers are pedos
absolutely redpilled
Isaac Sanders
Blake Sanders
i just want someone else who understands me for the piece of human garbage i am. mankind is supposed to be split 5050 but that's a lie
i have a degree, and smart person people shit, i'm even an upper middle class white person, why does this feel so impossible
Brody Jenkins
Anthony Anderson
some furries are okay.
Aaron Walker
I wanna fuck that turtle...thing.
Kayden Thompson
It's making fun of this pompous pontificating asshole who thinks he's above pop culture, yet is completely ignorant about it. Only a colossal moron would think Nolan's Batman films are escapist power-fantasies; it's so wrong it's practically a non-sequitur.
Caleb Campbell
No way Harry is anything remotely like the dumbest protagonist.
Robert Rodriguez
Pretty sure on him being a lazy shit with his "art."
Eli Bell
Bentley Garcia
Man I really need to read the goon
Kevin Clark
Angel Garcia
Ayden Jones
source on this please
Gavin Wright
>dislikes
>mayo
Eli Ramirez
lol his name is boswer ex dee
Landon Howard
because you suffer from a bad case of apathy and self doubt if your post is anything to go by
Wyatt White
>belly
>not tummy
Eli Harris
this actually made me chuckle. you have to know who haggar is to get it though
Owen Hernandez
What if you are also an aspie?
Carter Campbell
why's she so happy about that thought
Cooper Anderson
I haven't seen proof that's not an edit. But I could almost see that happening with either bitter, overworked animators, or lazy google searches for "Garfield strip."
Kevin Young
Tucker's also dumber than a fucking rock and the heir to a fucking TV dinner family. And Jones's own lawyer tried playing the "playing a character bit" and hyperbolic "reporting" for his divorce proceedings and being sued by the families of the dead kids from Sandy Hook.
William Gonzalez
Austin Rivera
shut up and laugh.
Matthew Moore
Im gonna need the sauce to this
It cant be unironic
Owen Moore
Junji Ito correct?
Did that get adapted in the "Junji Ito collection?" Is he still working with Kojima and Del Toro on Death Stranding after PT got axed by Konami?
Ian Miller
stop posting gay shit i can't fap to it
Eli Bailey
this comic touched me man
looking back at it all, I wonder if I'm still the same person or did parts of me die off in order to adapt to the world and people around me
if they did, I don't know if it was worth it
Michael Peterson
Just go to your favorite piracy site and check for yourself.
Jaxon Richardson
Sebastian Myers
Dylan Cox
Charming af
Andrew Collins
Mike Haggar is pretty common knowledge, fortunately. Thanks in no small part to memes.
Jeremiah Reed
Charles Morgan
Yeah, he hit the other guy because that guy was using the A-button.
Evan Cooper
Don't watch the Junji Ito collection, they completely fucked several stories up and the animation is almost nonexistent.
Henry Ward
kek same here
Julian Robinson
Isaiah Flores
10/10
Kino material
Juan Bailey
sometimes I wonder if these women actually sexually get off to making their men fat or if they simply subconsciously do it so that he becomes less desirable to other women and less likely to cheat on/leave her. too bad you can't really prove it one way or another since fetishes don't make any sense
Julian Sanders
Justin Sanchez
Literally loled at this
These comics are great, its like nedroid but less absurdist
Asher Green
Imagine being that fat guy and seeing this shit. I genuinely hope it made him buy a bicycle and start eating healthy so nobody would ever make another comic about what a fat turd he is.
Ethan Flores
It's not ironic, it's totally a totally serious story.
Isaac Baker
Wilson is unironically what a lot of Yea Forums are probably like in real life. Not all, but a lot.
Luke Morgan
You’re right. Nobody would lie in court to get a favorable ruling. I’m glad smart anons like you are there to help people like me out.
Tucker is fine though. I don’t particularly like him but he seems well spoken enough, if a little bit of an ass.
Jack Nguyen
Gabriel Howard
Based and Texaspilled
Hunter Peterson
Joseph Myers
Jacob Phillips
Hey, wait a minute..
Benjamin Anderson
Abortions mess up the 50 to 50 divide.
From 100% half are to old or to young for you.
From 50% around 20% are fat useless blobs or have some other thing that excludes them.
From 30% around 20% are in relationships, either long term or with a man that has more than one woman.
From the 10% remaining 5% went away somewhere or are married to a corporation.
Last 5% have an inflated ego from free attention and can choose from men that are on their scale much better than you.
Angel Hughes
Isaiah Bailey
See, now I'm conflicted, because this guy seems great now.
Carter Price
give me the sauce damn it i need to bust this nut
Ethan Thompson
Much better
Jason Ross
I don't like eating or sleeping, they're chores more often than not, I often sleep less than I should and often skip meals because I just can't be bothered to spend the time to eat as opposed to almost anything else I could be doing, but your point stands about it being used as filler for people with no real personality.
Luis Myers
As much as I hate this faggot, hes not wrong
It just wasn't a point that needed a comic
Mason Reed
Fuckin Nancy
John James
But how CAN he have nerves if he's just a skeleton?
Luke Myers
a lawsuit from uri geller
Adrian Lewis
I dunno. Maybe they had a fat dad so their idea of what a man is shaped like has a round belly.
Kayden Ortiz
The filename is funnier than the comic, but I still laughed
Adrian Hill
Lying in court means perjury you dumbfuck. It's weasel words your talking about.
>Tucker is fine though
He was on Crossfire as the token Conservative bitch. He's still a token Conservative bitch, who sides as a fluffer too.
Eli Green
Tyler Brown
LOL?
Matthew Mitchell
Jayden Richardson
Foxtrot can't REALLY still be in production...right?
Isaiah Brown
If you insist.
David Lewis
sounds like literally every republican in congress
>haha corporations are raiding our country and taking unprecedented levels of corporate welfare but at least my representative said the libs are dumb
Evan Gray
Jayden Bennett
Carson Wilson
I wonder if Boogie's girlfriend sees him like this.
Carter Phillips
>Fat person has attractive thin person's head
Well at least women fat fetishists understand the benefits of 2D fat people.
Nicholas Thomas
Is this really by stonetoss, something about the artstyle seems off.
Lincoln Jackson
Well, you know that quote. Nobody becomes an adult, they just stop being a kid.
Ryan Watson
Fetishes.
Adam Russell
This is literally impossible. Her leg can't be taller than she is.
Mason Taylor
Nicholas Sanders
Fat men can look attractive if they're strongfat, so that's another aspect to that fetish. Large abdomens can be caused by a powerful core, not just fat.
Dylan Collins
is PBF the best webcomic ever?
Lincoln Gray
Cooper Bell
Genius.
Luke Gray
Austin Morgan
damn havent seen this one in forever
Carter Thompson
Legitimately just a Twitter meme with a couple more layers of abstraction on it.
Camden Martinez
Evan Flores
on phone just give me the artists name
Charles Thomas
I don't know what's worse, that, or disliking bad things or just things that people wouldn't normally like in general. Of course people are going to dislike depression, negativity, or rude people. Who the fuck doesn't? At that point you might as well put "I like good things and dislike bad things".
Brody Sullivan
cheeky bitch!
Zachary Moore
maximum broken brain
Isaiah Jenkins
I dont know, just look it up in the archive later numbnuts.
Bentley Hill
Cuz she's a slut.
Christopher Walker
CUTE
Josiah Smith
>Nigga you expired
Michael Jenkins
This is a worrying level of delusion.
Matthew Baker
GOOD THING GOOD
BAD THING BAD
Jason Gomez
Dylan Hill
this is a lot less coherent than previous ones, I've never witnessed a mental breakdown like this
Mason Cook
It's hit or miss.
Justin Sanders
Doesn't he get a girlfriend in Command and a bunch of tadpoles from her eventually?
Jaxson Ross
As far as PBF comics go, that's a pretty weak one.
Luis Fisher
Tyler Nelson
They're playing a game
Christopher Garcia
Everyone mocks him, he's still making bank and his traffic spiked today because someone posted one of the edits on an r/ black people reddit.
But you keep seething cause he makes lazy comics about political shit my dude.
Noah Reed
no, electric retard was the best webcomic ever
Samuel Jackson
>born from two daddies
...so uh
what? Even a test tube baby comes from an egg donated by a woman
Bentley Harris
I'd love to play monster hunter from the perspective of the monsters
Jackson Morris
Ethan Green
Why not just cut out a slice, then take the rest for the largest possible amount of cake in a 'slice'?
James Russell
only thing in this thread to make me genuinely laugh
Cameron Rogers
ok you got a chuckle
Elijah Roberts
The unavoidable complusion was part of the horror of it. Imagine KNOWING that this was a fucking horrible idea leading to a horrible dark and painful death (It was probably days before they died and were slowly being crushed slowly in the dark, unable to look back at the light.), yet you could not help yourself. While some of his works really were too goofy, that one was really good at hitting a decent level of dread.
Christopher Harris
One of the daddies is probably FTM.
Justin Murphy
What is she smoking
Joseph Hernandez
Evan Martin
it's one thing if they like huge guys because they are both strong AND fat, but it's something else if the women in these comics actively try to make these men docile and nonthreatening by stuffing their faces. it's the very opposite of what a classically attractive man would look like or act like, which is why I suspect that the fantasy is a means to something else, like securing a man who will not be able to jump ship to another woman
Cooper Mitchell
it's really recent and I agree with you, but didn't want to post one of the ones that everyone has seen already. just wanted to start a discussion
Zachary Brooks
WORDS WORDS WORDS TOO MANY WORDS
Gavin Butler
I've never given him traffic or posted his shit, so don't fucking lump me in with casual morons who give him fucking attention over anything he would actually make money from.
Noah Morales
Grayson Long
Huh? Why wouldn't she be playing 'spin-the-bottle' with a bottle?
Sebastian Morales
>Chinese cowboy spotted
Parker Roberts
What the fuck did I just read
Angel Richardson
So a game you are just a big monster, eat food, and protect your young and eventually die to a human with giant weapons?
Cooper Bennett
Nancy's rage is insatiable
Landon Lee
Hunter Taylor
But you do, user...
Easton Rivera
haha just imagine haha
for real though this is the kind of elaborate joke dudes would play on each other
Hunter Sanchez
The joke is that they're fully aware of how spin the bottle works and are trying to trick her into playing a game of it so she'll kiss them, but she catches on.
Jacob Kelly
The joke is she is getting trapped in a game of spin the bottle with them, and she's putting a stop to it.
Angel Bell
heh, good use of backtracking.
Elijah Clark
A prank.
Henry Gutierrez
lol
Andrew Martin
Dominic Murphy
Childhood is Junji Ito
Adulthood is Kazuo Umezu
Thomas Phillips
Or a man who's warm, generous and cuddly, as opposed to a hard-bodied domineering partner. It wouldn't be surprising if a woman preferred a mild chubby partner if all the other men she'd known were egotistical gym-bros that made her feel insecure.
Adrian Price
fuck, you just reminded me of that fake outrage over Monster Hunter World when it was coming out, people getting mad about playing a hunter and killing da aminals. that was some hilariously cringy shit
Daniel Anderson
Is this an edit? Surely someone couldn't be so divorced from reality that he(she?) would deny that heterosexuality is the only means that humans have used to reproduce since the dawn of time, and that any other means are inherently unnatural due to the fact that they require complicated equipment, procedures, and expertise that no layman could hope to understand without a couple years of training.
Christopher Reed
This is the last one I feel like posting
Nathan Parker
Enjoy your vacation.
David Jackson
Ohhh, I'm dumb. I think I would've gotten it if the punchline was 'nice try'.
Lincoln Cruz
whats the actual punchline
Juan Cruz
This thread was a bit too bluepilled for my liking.
Dominic Hill
Daniel Brooks
Okay this is pretty funny
Michael Cooper
Filename is on point.
Chase Mitchell
why did she eat them?
Oliver Myers
Good comic. Don't care for the phantom floating eyeballs though.
Brandon Flores
I'll never understand why I get off to shit like this.
Mason Foster
Rug beating is really satisfying though.
Jace Ward
what?
Nolan Reed
Joshua Harris
Grayson Peterson
To be fair, I really wish there were a game that allowed you to be a fantasy naturalist instead, documenting amazing creatures instead of just butchering them for trinkets. Why are so many fantasy games, and video games in general, focused on violence?
Ryan Nelson
Wait I legitimately don't understand this one, someone explain
Noah Hughes
fox's leg doesnt look like that
Dylan Roberts
They mean people were getting along and not shitposting.
Jeremiah Carter
William Gomez
This is actually very dark. I could see this being a Hitchcock short movie
Robert Richardson
I genuinely don't get it, please explain b4 thread 404s
Connor Perez
Xavier Baker
The sign is a haiku
Hunter Hernandez
[Spoilers]lol[/Spoilers]
William Reyes
"Why so sour?"
Luke Bennett
I wish there was more Sully stuff
Asher Thompson
>punchline is poo poo both times
>still laughed both times
do i have brain damage
Ethan Lewis
>antifa edits
Yikes
Elijah Smith
ics was known for bad-end TG stuff at that time. Nothing quite topped the one about the girl being turned into a dragon's actual beating heart.
Angel Carter
Gavin Gomez
Haiku structure is 5/7/5 syllables.
Sans made a sign where the lines are 6/8/6 syllables, deliberately to make it like a haiku but different just to piss people off.
Henry Long
>friends turn guy into a woman as a joke
>wipe his memory with hypnosis
>place a code phrase on him that will make him remember who he is
>code phrase is "do you take this man to be your husband?"
>guys friends die in car crash before they can release him
>cut to his/her wedding day
Brandon Fisher
the code phrase is in the second panel, "she" met her future husband at the site of the car crash that killed "her" two prankster friends the day after they turned him into a girl and came up with the code phrase in the second panel. But, since they died in a car crash, his memories were never returned and he got married, and the husband said the code phrase, which returned his memories.
Ryder Thompson
Hiku is supposed to be 5,7,5 in syllables.
That is 5,7,4.
Gabriel Long
Two guys turned their friend into a woman and brainwashed 'him' as a prank so they could embarrass him later, only for Fate to intervene and kill the guy who knew the codeword. Then to twist the knife further, he's only woken up when he's about to marry the partner he found during his amnesia.
Luke Watson
Uh, no, it actually is 5-7-5.
Brandon White
haha
Jeremiah Hall
People like games more where you can kill stuff, but arent there like a ton of exploration games already available?
Subnautica, No Mans Sky etc?
Ayden Lopez
Parker Taylor
>zebra dick
Julian Clark
More accurately, it's a haiku with ONE syllable missing because he's a motherfucking troll.
Andrew Lopez
It's probably because humans used to be a hunter-gatherer species and we have an innate drive to hunt and conquer (especially in teams) due to the millennia we spent doing just that before we started farms and settled in one place. The need for the instinct is gone, but the urge still remains. That's why people like violence in their videogames, because they can't get it in real life but crave it anyway.
Jaxon Hall
>why did she eat them?
Cuz snake
Alexander Russell
Brandon Howard
Unironically based
A man of discriminating taste
Christian Wilson
I remember marathoning this years ago, what was it called? Is it still going?
Adam Jenkins
Ryder Foster
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME NOTICE IT ON THE SECOND LOOK
Matthew Reed
B-back that ass up!