Where does the Power Suit in metroid get its energy to make it work, niggers?
Where does the Power Suit in metroid get its energy to make it work, niggers?
Juan Parker
Matthew Bell
From Samus' remodeled shithole
Hunter Walker
>n_____s
Well that was unnecessary.
Bentley Cox
A steady supply of methane produced by a biological core.
Matthew Garcia
Samus' breast milk
Nolan James
Nigger is synonymous with Yea Forums user, nigger.
Benjamin Roberts
she has batteries inside her asshole
Liam Garcia
Oooooooooof.
Lincoln Wood
All of these are very scientific. Have we considered the BRAP factor?
Alexander Myers
Why do guns open doors in metroid?
Austin Edwards
Y-you don't open doors with guns?
Colton Young
>chuck art
i want to see sneed art
Jason Sanders
From her braps
Dylan Rodriguez
Chozo Magic/ Metroid DNA/ Phazon
It's essentially a magical girl transformation kinda deal but with power armor, so who cares?
Jack Flores
Magic, just like the rest of the bullshit in the borderline retarded lore of those games.
Isaac Murphy
Science Fantasy is a kino genre, fuck you.
Lucas Price
based
Dominic Nelson
No issues with the genre, the games themselves never explain shit, if the chozo were even remotely close to how fucking powerful they are in the lore they should rule the damn universe. Don't even get me started on how much of a bitch Ridley is compared to Samus yet he's somehow her archenemy, in lore she could literally kill him with one punch.
Asher Stewart
phazon stright from her ass
Ayden Watson
it's chozo tech i aint gotta explain shit
Matthew Collins
>not scanning everything to know all the lore
Pathetic
Luke Lewis
nuclear gigabraps
Isaac Russell
>if the chozo were even remotely close to how fucking powerful they are in the lore they should rule the damn universe
Why would you assume that power and tech would imply they must have goals of domination? They're described pretty much everywhere as a largely scholastic society. Even then they clearly did colonize quite a few planets. If they were power hungry they would have bombed themselves to oblivion like we're probably gonna do in a few decades. According to Samus Returns sometimes they did.
>Don't even get me started on how much of a bitch Ridley is compared to Samus yet he's somehow her archenemy, in lore she could literally kill him with one punch.
Again a weird assumption. He's her nemesis because he's the catalyst for her being found by the Chozo and becoming the Hunter to begin with. He's an intelligent and ruthless killer who is pretty vehement about not dying, so he frequently comes up against Samus. Who else would be her archenemy?
Carter James
It's spirit energy, beyond technology. Literally made by The Old GodsTM.
Jayden Stewart
>bombed themselves to oblivion like we're probably gonna do in a few decades
Can't fucking wait
Anthony Murphy
the power suit contains wafer thin kinetic energy collectors.
said collectors take energy whenever samus does physically strenuous activities. like shithole remodelling.
Kevin Gomez
>Why would you assume that power and tech would imply they must have goals of domination?
Because that is literally the canon Chozo backstory. The only reason they ended up backing off is because they were so long-lived and so bloodthirsty they forgot to breed before old age crept up on them.
Parker Richardson
Pussy heat
Nicholas Jackson
Nigger?
Jackson Foster
cute