OI

They have, but only one has made art of it as far as I know.

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This girl is a treasure.

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>water gymnasium theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=yvuOtlpSAeY

For the last time I'm not eating your minge! My tongue is sore.

vocaroo.com/i/s15GthLSMMeS

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Why is the male trainer so much cuter?

because you're a faggot

this was physically exhausting to read

>SCOOOTLAAANNND FORRREEEVEEERRR!

the fookh did yew jus say la?

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why does she look so depressed?

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WHY IS THE MALE TRAINER SO MUCH CUTER?

I have a feeling her cuteness, and the game's overall positive atmosphere will clash wildly with the reality of Britain where girls like here get mercilessly raped by Muslims and police is too scared to stop it.

Are you ready for the inclusion of actual British food in pokemon?

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this is a journey into money
loads of money

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Because she's Scottish

Reminder that cute scottish girls do not actually exist.

They're having a very hard time deciphering the Scottish accent. I've seen a few discussions spiral into watching Limmy videos and them not even understanding if it's still English.

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I can only understand the word fuck.

Wow
it's the girl from "lets go" but with a different haircut.

>So go into Tesco.
>Umm...*smacks lips*
>Science bloke..he err...
>He GAVE me... this uh..t-this little monkey fella.

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If they MCs are starting in Scotland I fully expect one of the early gyms to be a 13 year old sitting in a park with a 70cl of Vodka and a pack of cigarettes.

post a link to the conversations, I wanna see

based retard

She's upset that the vinegar isn't next to the salt and other condiments, and is instead next to the virgin (olive) oil.

Explain how I'm retarded.

Karl is English you stupid cunt

Oh now I hear the olive oil. Are the scotts retarded? How the fuck is vinegar a condiment? It's right proper that it's with the olive oil.

...

This meme is already dead. Let it rest in peace.

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SOBBLE 'AD A DREAM
TO BUILD A POKERMON TEAM

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Nope.

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>not even understanding if it's still English.
Completely understandable.

Minge is literally invincible.

Nice fucking pidgey you daft cunt.

because you put vinegar on your chips and it's fuckin delicious

'ate shieldpostin'
luv norfpostin'

Simple as.

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>

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but... steel is heavier than feathers

>western JLullaby
Fuck. Off.

>welsh girl cosplaying as scottish girl with english flag
Based.

I really enjoy how much he looks like he'd fit right in as a trainer type just based on how he dresses.

ITS A FACKIN DODUO

ITS A FOKIN DODUO!

She's from Kanto btw.

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are you ESL? scottish is very understandable for native english speakers

C'mon, user, you can't leav hanging!

HE'S NAME IS WODDERS

twitter.com/jirojirsan/status/1102595290744287232

*BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON
*BANG BANG
SCORE SAM FACKIN FAINTS

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she went native

Well it is England.

I think I'm getting old. I can understand most of what I hear if I see the face, but just having audio like makes it almost unintelligible to me.

We don't know that yet

this one?

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>no one understands her because the accent is so strong
god bless the japanese

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E'S AN ARSEHOLE

I honestly feel really bat for you limeys. It's baffling to imagine a really cute and sweet looking girl but as soon as she opens her mouth you get something not even a sailor could stomach. I'm not saying brit girls are majority 10's, but lord have mercy if majority talks like this

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Loving all of this hooligan(?) posting.

I'm American and I only understand it when it's written down. Spoken, like that vocaroo I can only pick out basic particles and FACKIN.

Based Scotmind

BLIMMIN' ECK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NORTHERN MONKEY

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Yes, but they are both 60 kalagrams.

kek thank you user

does Shieldchan have a picture of her realizing theres a metric ton of porn of her?

The emu guy isn't scottish.

Your fucked in the head mate

Someone needs to edit some moisture running down the scots leg.

otp

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It's not just the scott girl, all these edits are amazing. The meme game is very strong for this gen.

she was talking about condiments I think

CAM ON GALAAAR
SCORE SUM FUCKIN GOALS

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They're watching us
twitter.com/jirojirsan/status/1102848150442655744

They should just be glad it's only Scottish and not West Country.

>t. 56%

whats west country?

the fucking monkey on her head kills me lol

no but look at that that's cheatin

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It's like a 2channel, where people just throw their anger

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SLAG

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pirates and tractors

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ng3fG1u4Xg

you mean 5channel? Or did they change it back?

Post the one where the starters are having a good time and then come the brits

Fake as fuck. Those names are retarded and the Pokemon design doesn't look like something that would actually be made.

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Are you fucking autistic?

no

is the google translate making them more polite or something?

Yes.

Are you? Do you really believe those are real Pokemon?

I think they're pissed that vinegar is next to olive oil instead of salt at the grocery store. That was somewhat difficult to make out.

This is fucking funny

And forget about those foul actions

I SWEAR

I laughed, this post is so ridiculous I couldn't hold it
Thanks user

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Agreed

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they seem to be using a somewhat polite tone.

You wanna have somethin to drink?

Nice 3ds game you got there.

Post it you fucking faggot

user go to sleep, u need rest

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC LITTLE WANK STAIN

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Nah, nothing in particular bro, just hit me up with that Pumpkin Soup so that I can grind my Bravery so that I can finally crossdress all I want

new Game when

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>sis kids do this all the time
>I berate them exactly like that everytime
God I hate kids so fucking much.

youtube.com/watch?v=vRNGvvjWJ9o&feature=youtu.be

Yes

they have to explain that the UK is comprised of different cultures though. One commentor said they only knew what a Scot was from watching Samurai Jack

pokemon-matome.net/articles/193174.html

>OI THINK ITS A LITTLE LATE FERA BREXIT LUV!

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oh shit

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N O R F
O
R
F

I can't understand anything it's perfect

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>Black londoner trying to talk like a white person
Fucking disgusting

Why the hell would they know regional dialects when they struggle with plain English?

This is the best thing that has come from SS so far

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>One commentor said they only knew what a Scot was from watching Samurai Jack
That's hilarious. What the fuck were they doing watching SJ?

It's a fat girl from twitter
twitter.com/ElsieLovelock

"Dun eht jus make yah deh prou ta be scottish"

"Ess shite bein' scottish!"

Irish trainer when?

What is it referencing?

so if the new region is !not the UK does this mean the new Team Rocket could be the IRA?

Love cock eh?

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>nips are for the first time learning about scots and their goofy ass accent
this gen is shaping out to be the best one yet

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youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

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youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

Souf > norf

the last voice is a black accent

>chips
They're called fries, ya limey.

Same thing Americans are doing watching any shonen anime I guess.

>One commentor said they only knew what a Scot was from watching Samurai Jack
YA
GEN WUNNIN
MASTER BALL USIN
EXP SHARIN
LEGENDARY TRAININ

based

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Lads
youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRW54Bbe4

sauce?

fries are thin little fuckers, chips are proper chips

checked

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When is the Vocaroo coming?

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>Scorbunny doing the Detective Pikachu face

Nice trips you fucking faggot

they're only thin if you eat at mcdonalds or some other garbage fast food joint.

based

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its not even funny.
Just a shitty edit of the masie pasta.

yeah and that shit is fries, a chip is a whole other thing

There is literally nothing wrong with thin fries

lil monkey fella

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>every time she says cow my dick turns to fucking stone
what the fuck is going on

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They're all fucking chips you wankers.

I don't even care if it's normalfag meme, the part where she tries to mimick england accent fucking kills me

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It's an he.

It's not, fat fries are just as much fries as waffle fries and curly fries.

Then what do you call potato chips?

PokeMalvinas belong to the Argentum Region!

FIRE STARTER PICKIN

It's a decent show and it got dubbed into Japanese?

Then again, how many westerners know who the Ainu or Okinawans are?

How do I get a wife like the new female protagonist?

Support norf fc

>It's a decent show and it got dubbed into Japanese?
Do you know how they decided to depict Scottish accent in the dub?

Step 1. Go to Scotland
Step 2. Change your mind

>mfw a Unovian was fat near me

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wish some of the lines didn't end in -ing like the original scotsman insult

That's londoner-speak.

>her da's a mad alky wae a gamblin' addiction
>her ma's a junkie
>she's a clatty wee midden
>naebdy understons her shite weegie accent

You'd be depressed too.

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>Gen 9 is based on Australia
>We get to do all of this again
I can't wait

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Crisps, you bellend.

RUN

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>OI THINK ITS A LITTLE LATE FERA BREXIT LUV!
What does it mean?

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>norf fc
>scotland or london
Spackers.

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>australian pokemon
I don't think the world is ready for pokemon that actually kill people.

indeed, surely it should be the other way round, as Brexit is the process of Britain struggling to competently leave the EU, so surely she should be trying to leave.

that would be an interesting take on the series, there's some newly discovered pokemon and it is actively hostile to humans, catching them doesn't work and they're still hostile

I'm going to sniff this Scottish lass's cute smelly feet!

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>MFW Boris is on fire
Yes...

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Unova has one that enjoys killing people, according to the dex.

Then what do you call real crisps?

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>Hand over those Pokebollocks!

It's a remarkably southern accent that substitutes "f" for "th" sounds. It also sounds fucking retarded, hence
>London

t. Britbong

one can hope

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>He's actually into that shit

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'ate zubats
'ate team rocket
'ate ash
'ate pikachu
'ate grass starters
'ate gamefreak
'ate gen 2
'ate gen 3
'ate other gens too
love pokemon red
love pokemon blue
love me gameboy
simple as

I've made up my mind and I want her as me wife.

>go to American region
>get shot

wae theh fook wuld yeh do tha, when yeh can jus giv er a right propah good dehckin'?

I might be, I wanna see for myself though

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Boris?

That looks like some kind of shitty instant apple crumble to me. Cunt.

"The eye
looks like a psychopath looks like a beautiful girl, but its contents are middle-aged Yakuza"

I mean, he's not too far off base.

YU GOT A LOICENSE FO DAT WANK, M8?

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She will get a good dicking AFTER my cock is rock hard from rubbing her soft soles in my face.

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Dunno, Japan has different accents and dialects so sometimes they just make them Osakan or something

CLAEDE BAE MACHE

Do you know where you are?

That's the only accent I've heard of in Japan, are there any other standouts?

Yer ah focked up wun son, buh you do you, yah mad bahstard

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Do you know what norf means?

Course, guvnah.

It's right here, in me back pocket...

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Will they continue the bullying in game?

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>everything's a huge spider and/or a poison type
>even the trainers

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So if female MC is headcanoned as a rude scottish girl, is the male MC a chav or something?

QUEEN ELIZABETH GET DOWN

>no bacon, sausage, hash browns, or beans
>calls it shit
Yikes.

hes a passive Londoner

Pretty sure she's Welsh

Imagine having to live in Scotland

Everyone bloody stay where you are, or I'll mix you like a bloody cuppa, swear on me mum

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Anyone save the limmy comic with the voice acting before it was taken down?

That pyshically hurt me to read....and made hard as a rock

smellfags are truly the worst

It's things like this that make me want to agree that Scots is a different language. But then I come to my senses when I see it written out and realize it's a just a confusing dialect.

based Japanese creating a fantasy Britain and not the hellhole we actually live in

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Well, you're just a regular fag.

Got 'em!

Yea Forums got destroyed this past year with Smash Ultimate "leaks", and now /vp/ is getting bombarded with tons of sword and shield "leaks"

This is one of the latest ones. Thoughts?

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Imagine all the smelly, crooked, yellowy rows of teeth we are gonna ser.

No Ramsay Fire Gym Leader no buy
>The fucking feebas is fucking RAW
>Where's the Mareep sauce?

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is it weird that I think girls like this are really attractive
if I go to scotland will i find a cute girl with a hard accent?

I can't tell if you want to punch her or fuck her.

No way we get that many pokemon, probably around 60 again

I immediately stopped when I saw Grooky. They already did the fucking monkey king.

I want moon bunny since it's been 8 gens and they still haven't done it unless you count clefairy.

Looks gay.
The lanternfly is real though.

People really get enthused by some accents, I think it's normal. I like a lot how mature Japanese women's sound.

>potato

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>That's it. I'm shutting down this gym. This is a FUCKING disgrace.
>Game softlocks

U WOT M8

We barely saw any muslims nor unshaved smelly womanbeasts in Kalos and there was only one fat Pacific islander in Alola.
We can assume Game Freak will go with the idealized anime version of the UK rather than anything close to reality.

watch out they might get you for posting that

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>I like how Sawashiro sounds
Fixed.

Bro, there's never been 60.
>Gen 1 - 151
>Gen 2 - 100
>Gen 3 - 135
>Gen 4 - 107
>Gen 5 - 156
>Gen 6 - 72
>Gen 7 - 88 (I think it was like 81 when it first came out. It was the first gen to actually add pokemon in later games)

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>Put the toilet lid down when done using the toilet because I'm not a fucking savage
>Literally every person that comes into our house and uses the toilet leaves the lid up
It's one thing to do it in your own home but you'd think you'd be smart enough to leave the toilet how you found it in someone else's house.

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You aren’t wrong

it true that Brexit will fuck up the Irish border and undo all their peace treaties

> Actually I like characters like this

OwO

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Everybody on my mom’s side of the family talks like this. Even the same voice

Cor blimey, the game looks shit but I'd shag the lass

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So, the villains, Team Hooligan or Team IRA?

WINDSWOR WARRIORS RISE UP

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>The champion is Karl Pilkington

Why did gen 6 have so few?

The first city has a steampunk thing, so it could be Fire.

I'm just excited to finally get a fucking Dark type Gym, but everyone keeps saying "no, it's in a snowy city so it must be ice type!" despite the symbol on it and the pillars around it being BLACK

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>people ACTUALLY can’t understand this

Reminds me of when I was trying to get the voice commands in Binary Domain to register and some of them wouldn't no matter how many times I tried them. I then pinched my nose and said them again and they all registered right away.

>trying to learn english from limmy
Oh no no no

Likely cause that's when they switched to 3D. They probably spent a LOT of resource time in making the 3D models for all existing pokemon so the gen itself ended up lighter.

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I would unironically love this

what IS she saying?

God I wish that were me

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5th is psychic, last is fairy

If Japs are meant to be polite, why do they shout "Oi!" to get people's attention?

Smell fetishism is fine, it's just feet that are shit.

Do Scots like bagpipes? Or it's one if those things just for tourists?

Who will be the big bad?
>chavs
>brexit
>Rothschilds
>Ireland
>Immigrants

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Excessive dead plant overgrowth combined with disused farm equipment makes me uneasy.

IRA no doubt

Imagine the smell.

>Yasuo fags
I stomped on you in League, I'll do it in pokémon too if i have to.

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She's not Scottish. Too pretty. She must have nordic raider heritage.

>brexit
Lol we're going to have to choose between Pokemon Leave and Remain

Recommend me some scottish podcasts, Yea Forums

Mega evolutions

Now they know how we feel when DQ V got translated, jesus fucking christ.

Like haggis and baked beans

Did the artist just copy and paste the face in the 1st and 3rd panel?

Olgarchs?
Probably some Harry Potter secret society of fucks.

Considering the industrialization feel the region has, I could see the villains being industrialists that want to further human civilization and don't give a shit about nature or pokemon habitats.
Could get in some kind of slant about global warming or something too, even if they're going steam powered rather than oil.

I just hope they're more selfish and less "i'm going to fucking reset the world cause fuck it".

Do Australians enjoy their reputation as irl shitposters?

They're insanely jealous of how much better Canadians are at it

Black Pudding, and blood sausages in general, are a treasure. I don't care what any Nip tries to say on the matter.

>It's bushworld adventures x100
My sides can't take that much aussie shitposting.

god i wish that were me

yes

of course

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Why the fuck are Canadians so good at shitposting? Aussies have bantz, Canadians can triple falsflag without breaking a sweat.

I'm pretty sure that's the only thing that sustains them at this point.

i heard aussies got range banned from all sfw boards

Downunda Dan as member of Pokestraya elite tour.

>posh scottish qt raised to perceive a thick local dialect as a lowly blue-collar gutter tongue
>scottish not-so-qt who drinks cider directly from a plastic bottle and will only expose her delightfully thick accent as she's slicing your face open for looking at her funny
You can have cute or hard, but never both.

They wouldn't do another Journey to the West monkey starter, would they?

Canadians are nice to everyone but fucking hate each other

fuck me this is worse than ebonics

>he doesn't remember that day Yea Forums had flags

Nah, it won't.
The monkey is gonna have something to do with music or rhythm.

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Ok, this is epic

Why are bongs so sensitive about their awful food?

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fucking hell

I was gonna say the three starters were gonna be sports themed, Cricket, football (soccer), and anxiety

heh

that was one of the funniest and enlightened days and i hope we get it again this year, seeing literally 90% of all shit posting and off topic garbage coming from canadaians and australians was so surreal. like everyone always blamed them before that day and you agreed too but no one was really sure and then bam, i wasn't ready but at least we know for sure now where most of it comes from

as a spanish speaker I can say its a Fucking hell to even try to translating that scottish dialect
its kinda chilean version for english
lol I though it was just a meme

We have great food and we have bad food, stuff like that is just us being lazy. I boil pasta and heat up a tin of tomato soup and pour them both into a bowl, we're just simple folk who eat almost anything. We ain't too picky and we can make a meal outta anything

I'm a brit and I've never fucking eaten a toast sandwich, it sounds fucking french, or like something scottish chippies make to claim it's real food to foreigners and then laugh at them when they actually eat it.
You want to see some proper disgusting national food look up jellied eels.

A

while one should never trust a leaf, I wonder at the same time how much VPN traffic comes from the north

Kill yourself please

Nah man, it ain't sports. It's British Entertainment.
>Scorbunny - Football
>Grookey - Music (the names in other languages make it clear that it's "Groove + Monkey")
>Sobble - Theatre (all we have of it currently is that it cries a lot. But that could turn into a Tragedy/Comedy type deal)
I'm personally hoping the big yellow fin on Sobble ends up becoming a happy looking yellow mask that it wears over it's face like the Phantom of the Opera or some shit.

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I'm slowly doing it by eating that stuff, anyway. You'll have to learn to wait like everyone else.

>he eats baked beans for breakfast

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Basically

>Hey! What the fuck you crazy bitch?! What are you doing, fathead?! You smell disgusting! Like my arse or something!

whats wrong with that? baked beans are perfect for any meal

If Sobble goes down that route, I hope to God that one of his evolution's names is "Soliloqua".

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10/10

yep

>he doesn't eat baked beans and sausage on toast for breakfast
getya fuckin sel' arah this thread yu daf bish

>Scorbunny evolves into fucking Kaguya
Fire/Fairy would be nice but not happening

That sucks. A lot more interesting to play a native than another Japanese transfer student. That sucked in S/M.

youtube.com/watch?v=mMwEr6I9Y_o

I don't like baked beans in most circumstances, but beans are a healthy addition to any meal.

I don't think it's any great secret that our food is a bit shit. Not as shit as has been made out, mind you, but outside of your classic pastries and a few other dishes here and there, I'd much rather be eating the cuisine of another country than my own.

Based Brits brapposting by brekky

Not sure about the first bubble but iirc, the second bubble is saying she smells like shit coming from her ass.

Blood sausage tastes terrible

Not him but now I want to see what it is

Not sure if that arouses me or not.

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>beans are a healthy addition to any meal.
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart,
The more you eat the more you fart,
The more you fart the better you feel,
You eat your beans with every meal.

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>LOOKS LIKE WE CHOOSIN RED VERSION TODAY AINT WE?
fucking gold

It's literally the only reason i'm still alive

Oh, I didn't know that song had variations.

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Finally, we'll have Mega Corsola, Mega Krookodile, Mega Mantine, Mega Ariados and Mega Galvantula!

>Depressed
>More depressed
>Kills self and becomes a ghost

I've been waiting for straya since pokemon regions went international

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Why must Sword constantly be abused like this?

top kek

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But that's a kiwi.

We had 3 where I grew up.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit,
The more you eat the more you toot,
The more you toot the better you feel,
You eat your beans with every meal.

I don't want to say the other one for fear of who it might summon.

mr. bean

What name

Gross.

Reminder that we invented apple pie and sandwiches.

Living in England makes me hear all of the voices in vivid true to life detail

>only sword
*AHEM

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I love it

WHO'S THAT POKEMINGE?

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>To EV or not to EV, that is the question...

Is this what you want instead, you freak?

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this trainer brings back memories of real girls in the school i went to

im kinda hoping that the baddies are even bigger jokes than skull and are just chavs and hooligans
not with that twist shit either just a really dorky plot with the main bads just being retarded

You're goddamn right.

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You know there are other options than barashit and waifushit right?

oh god yes

Does Yea Forums like the new pokemon?

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something something sword art online

I hope it’s really real because it’s cute

Do you really want a Grass Infernape?

this is more degenerate than drawing naked kids

I hate the two starters aside from Grobble but this thing I like.

Is this the legendary Bug/Dragon that I've been hearing so much about or what

Sauce

Fucking took forever. It's hary96

Jeez, fine, here. or is this too "bara" as well?

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A sassy lass has a whine about trying to buy vinegar and cooking oil, while also not letting an opportunity pass to mention how she needed something to eat cause she hit the gym rather than eat. Any anons to confirm what I wrote was correct with what she said?

also I'd be right at home with this people and their sailor mouth ways. Instead I have "excuse me?" and "um" and "like" floating around me all the fucking time cause I live in socal.
Fuck big tiddy goth gf
I want a freckled English/Irish/Scottish gf.

"What are you doing you crazy slut!?"
"You smell awful! Like my asshole or something!"

It's the first video leak for S/S so people are buying it harder than other fake leaks.
It claims it's a Bug/Dragon based on a Crocodile Lanternfly

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So who is going to end up being the waifu starter this gen?

>Gems on the cave wall have a flat circular light around them
The lighting in the game is bad but it's not that bad.

go back to waifu pls

youtube.com/watch?v=vRNGvvjWJ9o

Middle evo but this is the best looking waifu monkey yet.

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fire is light because its hot. also why moltres can fly.

I want to fuck Rebecca Hawkens.

those aren't gems, they're stars embedded in transparent balls. who knows.

Alright

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>Giovanni lay off the tendies , leader man.

I'd still fuck it.

my inner dragonball fag just wants a monkey with a wooden stick

Her schoolgirl outfit makes me diamonds and there's no decent lewds of it, let alone any art in general. It hurts.

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I really, really like this image.

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>63 bans
Jesus christ user

I remember getting a dynamic IP on my phone once that was somehow perma-banned 4 times at once for CP

it feels like this new addition of Pokemon is the most memes in a long time

Yeah, but I hope it never catches on with them. This shit stopped being funny like one day in.

The english are naturally memey.
Also, the starters this time lend to even more memes than the last gen starters which were more just "Fuck popplio" memes

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Whatever they are that's not how they looked in the footage shown.

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this gen already seems to have more, dare I say it..soul
really though, they nailed the location this time, hopefully gamefreak actually puts in effort this time

>hopefully gamefreak actually puts in effort this time

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Mega Corsola is retyped to Ghost/Poison

"Are you alright?"
Never fails to make me kek.

Megas died with gen 6 though

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I'm not native english but to me it looks like:

>hey
>what the fuck
>you crazy bitch
>what are you doing,
>sad face?

>you smell
>awfully| like my
>ass or
>something

especially because it's not original in the slightest and was pilfered by xenoblade 2

but what do I know ;^))))))

fucking the cutest

Considering how popular and good this shit is, it's very likely what they will do

>1. Scottish Hat
>2. Alcohol all the time
>3. Bagpipes
>4. Sword/Shield
>5. idk
This is hilarious

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It's just that australians do it for bantz while Canadians are actually like that. They are soulless/evil

Inferiority complex can make a man do the unthinkable

my retarded American brain can only make out some of this
most of it was 'fuck'
do they always curse this much?

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Probs not, she’s just pissed because she had to run around the store to buy vinegar because she thought it would be with the condiments and not the ingredients.

why the hell would vinegar be a condiment. british food can't possibly be that bad can it?

Who said they were real?
I don't mean in this thread, I mean can you find one single person on the Internet as a whole that thinks these are real?

salt and vinegar on chips (the fried variety) is great mate, you should try it some time

How the fuck can anyone understand the Englishmen? I can barely make bits and pieces of what they say. That accent is thicker than Hindu shit.

Anything else though? Americans might be fucking disgusting for putting ketchup on everything, but that's the thing: they use it on everything. What does vinegar go with besides chips?

Kiwi's don't exist user.
The fact that everyone is convinced of NZs existence is Australias greatest shitpost.

>they use it on everything
I don't know what information you've been getting but I call bullshit.

Autistic sheltered european

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Literally a crocodile mouth with wings who the hell would want to actually use this pokemon?

>im kinda hoping that the baddies are even bigger jokes than skull and are just chavs and hooligans

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Bugger off you greedy fuck

>Ketchup on everything
First off, wrong. Second, vinegar goes great on fried fish, roast vegetables, or certain soups.

Because it has 1200 BST.

>ketchup on everything
thats a burger meme
and ketchup on steak is heresy of the highest degree

Fukin Boco fukin kill ya self ya nob

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shut up Boco.

I'm a firm believer that a good steak requires no extra sauce, just some light seasoning.

'ate Kalos
'ate Unova
'ate Hoenn
love me Grooky
love me footy
love Galar

simple as

Rare/Medium-Rare with roast vegetables on the side.

Nintendo has figured out that you get more people engaging with your advertising if you use shitposts and r34 than you do by calling everyone racist incel idiots (Looking at you, EA and Activision).
This is great.
The advertisers are actually sharing amusing content rather than flooding the board with disinfo.

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Newfag Redditor trying too hard to fit in

this
you niggers have your own board ffs

They aren’t real incel.

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You Galarains sure are a contestful bunch

Kek. Based.

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YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!

TOO RITE M8 THAS A GOOD OL 'MON YA GOT THERE, TOO BAD YA FUKIN SUCK AT IT M8. YA GOTTA GO IN THE REAL BUSHES TO GET EM

Salt and pepper is really all you need. You can go fancier, do the cheese thing or garlic or come up with a light marinade, but if you have good beef none of that is actually needed. At that point you're just changing the taste, you aren't improving it.

New Zealand is the postgame, sorta like Sevii Islands in FRLG.

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Would smash if she actually sounded like a scot, but wheres the ash tray?

who is this goddess

>gripping the stem in a fully-enclosed fist rather than properly holding it
I never noticed that little touch in the original picture. Pretty good.

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Let's give it a RS slant. Sword has a villain team that doesn't care about nature and want to advance technology at all costs (sword of man attacking nature); steel and poison as main types. Shield team are ecoterroists or luddites that want to stop industrial growth and protect traditional life at all costs (sheild defending against man); fairy and grass as main types.

I got her reins from Auchindoun. Was outdated by the time I got those, but you better bet I rode that bird next to the mailbox and I was proud of it.

>already a million fan art of her being HILARIOUS by talking in a British accent

Damn, I don't think that joke will ever get old. Ever.

twitter.com/aelflaedmodel

Oh no, she's actually cute.

Still waiting for my platypus.

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>small amount of followers
>no twitter link in her bio with a heart next to it
please be single

>no ashtray
>no eyebags

that's like half the appeal

come on now

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WE DA BLOODY UBERSREIK FIVR

LONDON

Don't accents develop the longer you stay in a different country?

Any mods around? I want to know why these threads aren't /vp/

Masterpiece

>Waah stop having fun
Kill yourself you worthless bitch

Can confirm, used to have a flip accent when I spoke English and now I have an American accent when I speak flip.

are there any uma delicia edits of grookey yet?

Looking forward to Sword and Shield, i know people are giving it a lot of shit just for the """"graphics"""" but there is still the chance the actual game in being a pokemon game will surprise us. The fact that the stadiums are actually the new gyms are an interesting change of pace.

There's an entire board for this topic, these threads are just image dumps and parrots regurgitating memes and of no value, I'm genuinely curious why they're on Yea Forums and not /vp/

Keep crying bitch nigga

They're paid for by nintendo and the mods are told to keep it up so Hiroshima Nagasaki keeps getting them nintenbux.

oh nooooooooo

Then she's likely english/scottish either way. But I'll be pissed if he brings up kanto fucking once.

Why would I cry? I just want to know why these off-board threads are allowed.
That makes sense, also explains why tens of smash threads were allowed at the same time for so long instead of being moved to /vg/

>getting mad at video game threads on Yea Forums
You need to go back reddit scum.

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Not mad at all, just curious why this thread is here instead of /vp/ and was hoping a mod could answer my question.

protip: skip most of the non-green text, unless you actually enjoy reducing your 3000 WPM reading speed down to 2950 WPM

You need to go back.

Go back where?

user, you reek of new. Just go with the flow.

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>can't have threads about a video game on Yea Forums

why the fuck is england censored?

Because you shouldn't say it or you might offend the peace loving Asians.

New to pokemon threads on Yea Forums yeah, but I've been on Yea Forums for over 10 years now.
Video games are fine, but moot created /vp/ for pokemon specifically; you don't see people posting about /mlp/ games and Fighting Herds on Yea Forums do you?

Newfag confirmed.

Scottish feet

>>>/blacked.com/

Post the superior version next time you make a thread like this

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they know what they did, and god willing they will someday be punished for their crimes

Probably because it's a dead game.

>but I've been on Yea Forums for over 10 years now.

Yeah I call bullshit on you. And you don't see people talking about MLP not even on Yea Forums because that's an actual global rule, to only post or discuss it in /mlp/. /vp/ was created to help reduce the amount of generals that were filling Yea Forums back then, but Pokemon in Yea Forums is still allowed most of the time.

Fine, I'll spoonfeed you.
/vp/ was made because Yea Forums was being flooded with pokemon threads of all different kinds. Threads for the games, show, TCG, etc. were all over the place.
They needed a place for Pokefags to have their different threads all in one place, but it was never stated that ALL Pokemon threads MUST go to /vp/. This isn't an /mlp/ situation, and Pokemon threads on Yea Forums are usually fine.

>freckles

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twitter.com/ElsieLovelock/status/1102919130733334530

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>>>/Reddit/

I don't really see why you'd think that, for intensive purposes I'd be an oldfag.
Also I don't think you realize but pokemonfags are the original ponyfags, it's why moot had to create a quarantine board for it.
Yes I know? I just don't understand why Pokemon it's allowed/usually fine when there's an entire board dedicated to it.

I can't understand why people make memes of something they don't even understand.
Calling it a "Tam 'o Shanter", no one calls it that.
Nia is voiced by a Welsh.
What is so amusing about posting the same stereotyped accent for the umpteenth time?
English and Scottish are different.
When you say British you better mean Britain and not England.
No, you will never find a cute scot gf with these ridiculously acted out accents. The thick accents are of women in their 30s at the youngest.
Yeah I'm a little mad. I'll take my free (You)s now though, for hopefully making strangers on the internet feel insecure because they lack knowledge of the outside world.

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Because it's a board for discussing video games and it is a video game.

I dont understand why youre such a fucking faggot? Can you please explain that to me?

little scotland, kanto

T. Butthurt scot

england and britain are the same thing

So are /mlp/ games and Katawa Shoujo, why aren't those allowed?
Faggotry is in the eye of the beholder.

that probably has to do with the global rule barring mlp from any board except mlp, trash and b. a global fucking rule, at that.

Okay in my personal defense I don't watch BBC because there's nothing good on.

>Also I don't think you realize but pokemonfags are the original ponyfags

You have no idea what are you talking about. Ponyshit was in pretty much every single board in Yea Forums, reason why it had to be given an actual containment board and a Global Rule to enforce it to stay only in /mlp/. Pokemon stuff was only seen mainly on Yea Forums and Yea Forums and a board had to be created for the reasons already stated above, yet it was never actually banned from Yea Forums.

Just let it be and if you don't like the thread, is as easy as closing it, not like Yea Forums will lose good threads if this one stays.

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Because mlp has a rule against it and KS is allowed. Don't see how this is too hard to understand.
Do you think you can't discuss a video game based on 40k because /tg/ exists?

Just to spite you I'm gonna make another one of these threads. Eat shit.

this is true of all shitposting you faggot. get off your soapbox because you know some trivia on bongs and assume we don't.

I thought I heard the scottish accent enough to understand this. Who knew limmy show was easy mode.

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Didn't know it was allowed on trash and b, although it doesn't surprise me.
>Just let it be and if you don't like the thread, is as easy as closing it, not like Yea Forums will lose good threads if this one stays.
Yeah I already hid it I was just wondering if there was a mod that could answer my question. Also yeah there are plenty of shit threads on here, not to mention redundant ones (do we really need so many DMC5 threads?).
/tg/ isn't a board specifically for 40k so that makes sense, /vp/ is a board made specifically for Pokemon, it's different.
Well, whatever makes you happy user, I'll probably just hide it and not care, only decided to pop into this one to see if I could sate my curiosity.

We’re all gonna be very disappointed when it releases and everyone in the game speaks clearly

If your country was next to England you would be too.

So it's fine to discuss a video game on Yea Forums?

Fuck off cunt.

Seething

Stop giving it (you)s ya daft cunts

This is pretty hot, and the accent is better than most meme scottish

Insecure.
You're defending your shit sense of humour. Where you clap your hands at a joke that makes no sense and even still, when you see it again, you clap all the more wildly.
You know fuck all my friend, and there's nothing wrong with that.
What is questionable here is that you find humour from something that doesn't make sense. It's the same joke: "She's scottish, look we typed her accent out in a most broken (and notably not even real) manner!"
It is true of all shitposting? If you believe that, and I won't contest this, you are telling me all shitposting is laughing at the same joke.
It's fine to laugh at the same stupid joke mind you, but by god do I enjoy making you feel insecure.
Even by your sentence "assume we don't" I know you don't know shit my friend. That's absolutely fine, remember. You need not defend ignorance but improve on it.

Depends on the video game. Video games with a lot of/ongoing threads should go in /vg/, mlp games in /mlp/, pokemon games in /vp/, visual novels in /jp/, etc.
Thread's about to die so you won't have me around for much longer anyways.
Nice meme response but I'm really just curious.

So video games shouldn't be discussed on Yea Forums because you said so?

>the accent is better than most meme scottish
it's terrible though

My apologies, I should've stated that it was my opinion, but there are unwritten rules such as visual novels being a /jp/ thing, even though visual novels are video games.

VN are allowed on Yea Forums there's no unwritten rule about it.

wtf... arent guns like that illegal over there? arrest them at once

Fuck off cunt.

You don't make the rules you dumb fucking retard.

Fuck off cunt

Rules don't agree with your thought process, now fuck off.

Nah i'm still here.

Yes and no. It's a contentious subject.

I rarely see them here and when I do they disappear very quickly.
There's really no need to be so angry, I was just curious as to why there's a Pokemon thread outside of /vp/ which is the Pokemon board.

Why does he keep doing this?

Why not just say you don't want something because you don't want it.
Why bother with all these mental gymnastics.

This, it's all just rehashing the exact same joke which wasn't even that funny in the first place. I don't know what else to expect from a board that steals all its content from twitter and reddit though.

They are angry because you questioned their meme. Even though you explained you didn't mean to, they dislike feeling like their memes are being criticised.
What I find funny that you mind be interested to know too, is that even while Yea Forums always seems to have a thread on this meme, /vp/ does not.

There's no rule that says you can't.
It's like saying you can't talk about old games or nostalgia on Yea Forums because /vr/ exists.

fuck off cunt.

>only Japan gets to portray white cultures straight
This is truly suffering.

There's no global rule like mlp.

It doesn't bother me either way since I can easily hide threads (something I do a lot because Yea Forums is filled with bad threads constantly). I was just wondering if there was a mod around that could answer my doubts.
Yeah I dunno, it's not like I meant any offense by it, I'll be sure to not question it again I guess.
I know there's no specific rule, but there are a lot threads that are within the rules that get deleted plus a lot of "culture" threads that aren't within the rules and don't.

fuck off cunt

Thread's on page 10 user, I won't be around for much longer anyhow.

Mods are faggots

fuck off cunt.