Uhhhhhhh, how exactly did these two get laid?
Uhhhhhhh, how exactly did these two get laid?
Bentley Brown
Jackson Moore
Rape.
Lucas Watson
wesker is a powerful and pretty charismatic guy when he wants to be, vergil though doesn't make sense. I can see wesker getting laid but vergil doesn't care about anything other then power
Parker Sullivan
God, Wesker makes my balls wet.
James Ward
>implying that they did
>virgil is the walking embodiment of angry virgin
William Peterson
Nero's mother was a part of The Order that worshipped Sparda, Vergil was literally the young, handsome prince, it's straight out of Disney except instead of marrying her he left the night after to play Civ6:Demon Tower Edition.
Nathaniel Hughes
Vergil was in town that worshiped his dad, so he probably got raped by some rabid fangirl there.
Wesker probably was one that did the rape in his case.
Daniel Rogers
You just posted 2 gigachads
Benjamin Ramirez
"You were Umbrella's... no, my little piggy"
Julian Collins
He wanted to know if sex with a woman would give him more power.
Benjamin James
Women are attracted to POWER
Samuel Green
Wesker extracted Chris’s semen using a pigeon milking machine and injected it into some random Umbrella scientist.
Andrew Garcia
Motivation and sciencey bullshit respectively.
Mason Ross
This took place years before noFap, it was probably Vergil that started it, pissed off he wasted a night fucking whores instead of gaining more power.
Adrian Cox
Wesker has 10/10 charisma, women dig that shit.
Vergil I have no idea, maybe Nero's mom pulled a Bill Cosby and had her way with him while he was out.
Owen Russell
>vergil though doesn't make sense
>attractive young man with Sparda's blood in town that was obsessed with Sparda
>doesn't make sense
Know who doesn't truly makes sense? HIM!
Liam Lopez
This should be updated to include "What form of power is this?"
Gavin Fisher
Uhhh why not? They are good looking, powerful and (presumably wealthy) young men. Just because they are psychopaths it doesn't mean they won't get laid.
Brayden Jenkins
Vergil has gone to a city where's his father is literally God. He just had to say he's literally God's son and free pussy.
Caleb Torres
>presumably wealthy
Vergil is literal hobo that doesn't even have a place to live. His entire life he spent running away from Mundus and never staying in one place.
Leo Thompson
They're both handsome and confident, if they can hide they're autism and anti social tendencies they could get pussy easy. The question shouldn't be how they got laid it should be why they bothered in the first place
Jeremiah Baker
Here's a better on for you user
Michael White
Vergil has access to unlimited pussy in Fortuna being a son of Sparda.
Carter Sanchez
Foolishness, I have that one already
Matthew Bailey
>Tall
>Fit
>Smart
>Actually kind of handsome
If he can control his autism and get a few speech therapy classes and I can see Agnus meeting a nice girl
Sebastian Rivera
I presume he was a fairly normal guy before returning to the order and going all mad scientist
Kayden Nelson
>"The entire world will be infected, Chriiiz. You will be the first one."
Sebastian Gomez
Wesker belongs to Excella, you shitter!!
Jacob Davis
I know this is a dead horse, but why did they have to change Nero’s model?
Brandon Martinez
>incredibly handsome
>ungodly charisma
>runs his own business
>is the only one in the family to not have a child or a stable relationship
Evan Edwards
>that story dc douglas tells where at a con once he whispered into a female fans ear "It's lovely to meet you" in the Wesker voice and the girl fainted.
Wesker has mad pussy power.
Wyatt Hughes
No, she is just a guinea thot for Uroboros.
Andrew Brown
Wesker has a canon son.
Wesker is tall, good looking, intelligent, genetically superior, and he wasn't always cartoonishly megalomaniacal before he found out the truth of his birth.
Tyler Peterson
Because they are now using facescans? Also DMC 4 and DMC 5 looks similar for me
James Mitchell
alex a cute
Brayden Carter
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
CHRISURRECTION
Grayson Foster
he was saving himself for patty to be legal but it's in poor taste to get to it the moment of
Lucas Nelson
Excella definately got a piece of Wesker before her horrible death. Hell, he was probably using sex to get her to go along with the plan.
Grayson Morris
I'M NOT DESTROYING THE WORLD.
I'M SAVING IT.
Blake Collins
hobo dante is too fucking beautiful
Landon Roberts
THE OPTIMAL ALTITUDE FOR CHRISSILE DEPLOYMENT
Xavier Walker
Facescan in a new engine. New design works better in a anime style but looks weird in photorealism. Don't know what Capcom was huffing when they made their new engine around it. Everything other than character models look great though.
Joshua Morris
WESKEEEER!
Michael Foster
Justin Baker
>implying that his massive manly chin doesn't get every women in a 20 mile radius preggers instantly.