Yes, I'm a speedrunner, how could you tell?

>Yes, I'm a speedrunner, how could you tell?

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I didn't ask if you were a fucking speedrunner.

Your pink hair and flaccid penis gave it away

It's the open wound between your legs, ma'am

>I'm sorry, what did you say?

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Nice job on your transition, ma'am.

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Why are pulling down your pants?

this is what speedrunners look like

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Hey, you not look like tranny. How come?

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>Yes, I'm a speedrunner, how could you tell?

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>try going to bed
>end up creating dwarven numerals for my fantasy universe
Such is life.

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whos the milf in the back
she could speedrun my console if u know what i mean

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>Personally I like speedrunning Skyrim and Half-life 2

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your micropenis was a giveaway

Speedrunners.

speedrunners don't get enough credit for the hard work they do and the sacrifices they make

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Josef Mengele would be cumming in his pants if he saw this shit today.

He's going to speedrun your ass 100% no skipping glitches

Don't tell me they used THAT MUCH ARM SKIN to create a skin penis

Which speedgirl (female) would you speedrun?

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I just noticed his penis and balls are partially visible.

>*cough* *wheeze* "Yeah, I use cheap exploits and skip levels to get my speedrun record, is there a problem?"

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>Hey Chad, you coming down to SGDQ with us?

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What the actual fuck?
Please tell me this is from an accident or something.

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how many times do you think they took pictures like this until one of them was good enough?

Look I love these threads because I generally agree with them but this is really just too silly

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>phalloplasty
it's to make a penis

The 2d one

>Why yes i only submit 100% glitchless runs.

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>inb4 it gets infected

>Of course I donated to my favourite speedrunner. What gives you that impression?

oh no...

That ftm has a bigger dick than you lmao

Let's say I wanted to start speed running OOT or MM, are there any actual good guides out there for someone who's never even attempted a glitch?

Whose the redhead? She seems okay

Is there a more trash run than Half Life 2? Coming off of the greatness of the original Half Life's run, we have gems such as "save loading in complete darkness for half an hour" and "playing through the water level normally"

>Here's your controller bro

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>Speedrunner
>She

xd

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>No bulges
>Wearing pants that show bulges
No wonder they have to get big

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cope

>Something wrong, user?

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speedrunners are beautiful. fuck off

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So Chad was part of a crew uh.

why is it making those faces?

Trolololololololololololol

You said we were going to play video games and all we've done all day is browse clothing stores, just like every time we go out.
You guys suck.

She came

F
FUCK YOU GUYS STOP HAVING FUNB
FUCK THIS BAORD

What's it like to have life on easy mode?

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>Let's go on a double date this Friday. You down, user?

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Unlimited lives triple jump more ammo more health secret ending for 100% complete.

wait, this guy is real?!

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As real as her jacket

You know it you be true. When I wear sweat pants and compressed underwear, my bulge still pops out

someone should always have the unshopped image ready for retards like

why does it look like nick cage with some makeup all of a sudden

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>Of course I'm 100% natty, what gave you that idea?

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>dick
nah she has some skin hanging from where her snatch was, that "penis" doesn't even give her pleasure or get naturally hard

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Wait a sec, I thought lilypichu was one of those super skinny asians with no figure who wore glaasses

It's trash now but was fun around the dwahmov days

>My preferred genre? FPS of course!

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Could she trademark chad?

man, he's impossibly good looking.

Yes he is.
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>Let's have a foursome user, she's got enough holes for all of us

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What's the fourth hole?

>I always play as the guy, how could you tell?

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That's not how foursomes work...

He said there was enough hole, clearly someone will be left hanging. Why did Chad lied?

>What do you mean? We can share a hole!

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MY sides hurt from laughing!

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لماذا نعم أنا أعمل كمحرك السرعة كيف يمكنك أن تقول؟

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The fourth person is the woman herself, so three holes for three dudes.

>share a hole!

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>Come on lil bro, let's get you out of your cave!

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