He's just like us

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>he's just like us

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No he's fucking not. Look at him, he could get any pussy he wants, in fact he's had the chance to on multiple occasions. Unlike you, he just chooses not to.

>Unlike you, he just chooses not to.
So like me then?

Who cares? You'd think only fujoshi would obsess over this, not grown men.

it's an interesting question to consider, especially for someone in Kiryu's shoes it stands to say a lot about his character

It's not interesting at all, in fact it's the opposite.

Onizuka kind of virgin.
Not Yea Forums user kind of virgin.

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Aren't the whore side stories ending scenes basically a fuck happy ending for him?

Nope, he gets fucked in the ass twice in substories through the games

literally me.

>tfw Norwood 2 hairline
Hopefully that’s my whole life hairline. My dad isn’t bald and neither is my maternal uncle or grandfather. Still I wish I had kiryus hairline.

>being virgin 2019

get tinder my niggah, bag any ugly bitch and profit

I don't want an STD or to waste my time with some ugly roastie, thanks.

lmao get a hold of this incel

>us

hello resetera/reddit

can we please stop virgin shaming
not being a slave to pussy is a choice

Go lick herpes, you dumb faggot..

not sure of that, there is an old cap of an user that payed for a trans whore to lose his virginity and "she" fucked him in the ass, everyone agreed that he was not only still a virgin but he payed money to get fucked in the ass and he hate it.

I can't imagine him being a virgin. Any female would be honored to fuck a guy like him.

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kiryu is a Chad there's no way he is a virgin

Now post the JAV star references.

>what are condoms

what did he mean by this ?

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>only dick diseases exist
You sound like a retard, and condom's aren't foolproof.

He's just autistic

Yeah that's literally me
>Any female would be honored to fuck a guy like him.
He's waiting for the right one

Yeah but they help.

Kiryu realizes that sex is just needless indulgence. Sure he can get any pussy he wants but he really doesn’t care. Plus, he should’ve fucked the Osaka cop in Yakuza 2 because he really loved her.

then he's still a virgin, brainlet incel

Hookers>tinder

>kiryu and doomguy are virgins
Based desu

Nah he plays shogi with them in the hotels.

It's 2019, virginity is based and sex havers are incels

That's not even the same thing

I want to give a reacharound to Keiji while Shingo plows me with his 4-inch Asian cock

Onizuka cant get laid though

But what about the telephone club sidequests? Surely he didn't go to the hotel just to play videogames with the women he met there, right?

Beside, side stories are canon if you go by Pocket Fighter being present in many games.

>Surely he didn't go to the hotel just to play videogames with the women he met there, right?
>he doesn't play vidya with women
Ok homo

Why would I waste my time playing video games with a girl?

Some games are made easier with co-op and none of your internet friends are online

>internet friends
kek

Yakuza are known to be involved in the JAV business. Kiryu can watch the videos of the girls after he meets them. Put that together and it means that Kiryu was just filming homemade porn in the hotels.

It's all softcore so Kiryu might've never even seen a pussy or (female) nipple in his life.

Ok, Kiryu being a virgin is debatable, but Nishikiyama is surely a virgin, right? He is very angwry all the time.

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>It's not interesting at all, in fact it's the opposite.
What a superfluous sentence.

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Not all pussy are alike my bargain bin hobo friend

He was a very smooth guy at 0 and even set up higher ranks with girls to gain their favor.
He probably renounced sex with any other than yumi after shit went down in Y1

Elusive volcel then