ELDER GOD TIER

The wheel is a gimmick, no one used it. The Gamecube controller is the best if you don't have a problem with using the dpad for tricks.

Almost nobody uses the wheel, 90% of the playerbase uses Gamecube, Wii Classic Pro or Nunchuck.

It controls very well, it's responsive and the controller scheme is pretty easy to learn, but can get pretty complex.

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Your list would be perfect if you moved Double Dash down to Shit and moved Super up to GOD.

Bikes allowed for more fun than karts with all the drift types, the ability to make more complex maneuvers, rewarding you for taking good lines with the wheelie, getting lowtricks etc.

It's the best because when you get a first place, most is the time you earned it.
And before you bring up the fact only two combinations of character/vehicle are viable, I'd just like to remind you it's almost always been the case and that you still see a lot of variety online.

How is super ciruit that far down? I was an incredibly good looking and fine gba game and had more courses than like any of the games with the 20 extra courses you unlocked from getting 100 coins in each cup

DS gets excused because "based Dry Bones!" and 8D gets ignored since it's the newest, once the next game comes out Morton Wigglers will get shat on the same. Right now only Funky and Metal Mario get any deserved flak, when really every game had a faggot pick

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it controls like hot liquid shit

I always used the wii remote, and I still managed to place high up or win most of my races. It was just more fun to use and felt more natural to me, I was always the kid who would tilt the controller hoping to turn more.

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Man even the tier whores picks get worse over time. I can see people picking Dry Bones & Funky unironically, but who the fuck would pick Morton unironically?

So Funky only has +1 more speed than Rosalina right? But she has more drift and mini turbo than him, so why did Funky end up being the top tier?

>tfw to this day cannot 3* MKWii circuits
It's just so bullshit with the 10 years of hitstun and how fucking aggressive the cpus are.

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You sound like a tourney-only Smash faggot who thinks three stages and 6 characters is "high level play" that shows "true skill" and anything else is casual. The type that hypocritically calls other people who enjoy variance "autistic" when they, themselves, want as little differentiation as possible 100% of the time.

Go drive Time Trials, you speedrunner.

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>Funky Bike Wii
>Elder god

>Double Dash
>Shitty drifting, shitty item balance locked behind characters, kart selection locked to your heaviest character
>God tier
The fuck are you on?

>Elder God
DS

>God
8

>Great
Wii
7
64

>Meh
Super

>Shit Super Circuit

MK players are all speed junkies. Especially evident in MK7, where they'd still go for Metal Mario in B Dasher when one hit and they're dead, thanks to no standstill miniturbos acting as an accel crutch.
Lately though you'll often see a lot of variety in who you face, it's not all Funky anymore. Luigis, Toadettes, Peach, Rosas and Miis are somewhat common, and you might even see the occasional Baby Mario in a kart.

>The wheel is a gimmick, no one used it
Is this bait?
Wheel is literally the meta of Mario Kart Wii with Daisy/Funky Kong lmao.

Excellent taste op, indeed

>Absolute shit tier
>Mario Kart Double Dash

Fixed it my man

Funky Kong
Bowser Bike
KinoWheel
>The absolute state of MKW