How the fuck do you retards actually enjoy hack n slash games...

How the fuck do you retards actually enjoy hack n slash games? youtu.be/hLGtQa7wHVg?t=1544 You truly games where you're stuck on the ground with no dynamics and your jumps are meaningless? hack n slash always have these cool cutscenes (Reveangance) but for some reason can't actually depict it in gameplay. instead youre stuck in one place slashing at a stationary target dodging whatever generic projectiles they think constitutes a challenge. shooter games like anthem are more enjoyable than this since it isnt static.

this aint bait ive always hated snooze and snore shits

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They're combo simulators user. If you want dynamic enemies that actually do shit, go to Ninja Gaiden or Souls games.

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Easy, I play the game unlike yourself OP

or play on actual difficulties like DMD

it's fun
unlike anthem

or fighting games, at least they actually have difficulty and complexity.
i already do play hacknslash thats why i hate it.

DMD hardly does anything in these games. DMC1 was the only game where I felt DMD was a challenge.

>i like being static snoozefest

If you hate it why do you play it dumbass?
And you can’t be stylish in these games, just turn on baby easy mode and automatic, you’ll probably like it more

played it i mean, i stopped playing snooze and snore after realizing how boring they were. it took me several game to realize it unfortunately.

and lol dont try to pull that difficulty shit anthem being multiplayer already makes it inherently harder than any hack and slash.

a fucking snooze and snore player calling me a brainlet HAHAHAHAHAHA you think anything about these games require skill

>anthem
Oh so you just have very bad taste

Are you joking? DMC3 DMD is so much harder.

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insulting anthem aint doing shit on me i dont play that game either. but any game that allows you to fly and youre movements have meaning is already better than whatever hacknslash game.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

you've clearly never played dmc. you're either baiting or retarded. do not reply to me ever again

>tfw didn't play DMC3 on DMD
It's a fucking nightmare compared to 1, even with Nelo Angelo 3 and Nightmare 3.

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BARRY ARE YOU OKAY?

>souls games have dynamic enemies
>ROLL
>ROLL
>ROLL
>HIT
>ROLL
amazing gameplay

Look at this shit youtube.com/watch?v=1gm1EKvPNZE imagine if you had freedom of movement like prototype and could easily just jump on the helicopter or wall run the pillars. pathetic.

shit is there a hack n slash with movement like prototype? i might actually like that one.

The bosses were definitely harder in 3.

>playing through multiple difficulties to unlock the actual game.
No.
It's much better than DMCs 'just mash' gameplay. It least you have to time the rolls.

oh im sorry did dmc5 finally give us actual movements or something and were not just stuck on the ground like static bitches?
mememememememe
NO

im not looking for complexity in hack n slash just meaningful movement.

>No.
Then beat Urizen in prologue you cockmongler.

ITT:
>*snort* *buzzword* muh static *fortnite dances*

>just mash
no shit fag you can just mash and win. so what? if thats how someone has fun then who cares you autist? other people like to purposely get combos and do harder things. who cares? let people have fun zoomer

I did already lmfao
Why even bother replying to me. In the first place?

piece of shit ground loving molepeople bitch

b-b-b-but IT'S STYLISH a-a-and you c-can do COMBOS

nothing wrong with that prototype and infamous is mindless comboshit too but at least the freedom makes it significantly more enjoyable. getting chased by hunters on skycrapers while low health was fun.

Don't forget the broken English.

Indubitably old chap.

>what could have been
youtube.com/watch?v=AtM3PGyiQUc

>says he never replays games to unlock the true difficulty
>get told to beat Urizen in the prologue
>Says he did
>a boss he must lose to
Way to out yourself retard

it's simple

All of these voices inside of my head ...
Blinding my sight in a curtain of red ...
Frustration is getting bigger ...

BANG BANG BANG
YOU'RE A DOUBLE NIGGER

Prototype's combat is nowhere near as developed and its enemy variety is incredibly poor. When making a game, you set targets, goals, you understand? Prototype was about being a monstrous super-hero type character flying around punching shit and exploding. MGR, on the other hand, is about dealing with situations efficiently, elegantly, and spectacularly, with an emphasis on player skill. You don't have to be very good at the game to dunk anything you face in Prototype, but to play MGR well requires a bit more effort and attention. I've played both of these games and love both of these games, but I don't think there's a studio willing or able to put the time and money into making one game that plays like both of them.

is the bar for difficulty in hack n slash really this low?

This is the shittiest thread of the year. Good job OP. You're a faggot

itll get trumped the next time someone posts a dmc thread

going to sleep now so dont bother ill probably gonna make a snooze and snore hatethread again in the future.

oh and future fuck you to dmc fags just in case they insult me as i sleep(with their moms)

their ive covered my bases

good night and nice reddit spacing faggot