>"So Bastila let me show you the things I have done so you will understand my passing to the dark side... this is me watching Swoop bikes races on Taris... Do you see? DO YOU SEE?"
>"...."
>"This is me at my Holidays on Manaan with Saul fishing Firax Sharks, do you see? DO YOU SEE?"
>"Aaaah... Yes I see!"
>"This is me cleaning a Bantha for the election of the most beautiful Bantha, and I won the annual Tatooine competition! HAVE YOU SEEN IT? HAVE YOU?"
>"AAAAaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaah"
>"This is me at my vacations on the beach of Lehon with Rakatas playing Ukulele, DO YOU GODDAMN SEE?"
>"Please Malak.... stop... stop... aaaaah! ..Oh this is so boring SOMEBODY HELP ME! please.."
>"LOOK! Look at the things i've done! here i'm celebrating my birthday on the Cantina of Korriban, Do you see? with all my friends and also my apprentice Bandon acting as a Piñata, DO YOU SEE?"
>"Oh...yes i see now! i see...."
>"Yes you see!"
>"Oooh yeah i see!"
what did she mean by this?
"So Bastila let me show you the things I have done so you will understand my passing to the dark side...
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This is a pretty good shitpost and I'm sorry nobody else appreciates it my friend
bastila is made for corrupting and turning into a cock sleeve dark side bimbo.
This board is 90% underage and they probably never heard about KOTOR
read it in his voice
Save Bastila now!
Disregard Bastila, fuck space catgirl.
"Just kill yourself my man"
fuck off grandpa
Malak rapes her with a lightning penis of the force until she submit
fun game
>not the mullet man
>tfw you only get a full set of real mandalorian armor on the last planet in the game
i did it all for the wookie
You get the best everything late game
In kotor 2 there were two "cheats" you could use for infinite dark side points/xp
For dark side, everytime you told the stowaway to leave your ship you'd get points, you can just spam yell at her until max
for XP, in korriban, after opening a box a crocodile creature spawns, it spawns everytime you open it. Open it a million times, spam chain lightning and life drain, repeat until max level.
>implying scar guy with soulpatch is not the best
To be fair, it's a repost.
>"Revan understood snacks"
Classic.
>no beard
>shitty tunics instead of actual Jedi robes
And this is why Kotor 1 will always be inferior to Kotor 2.
Hold on, why is Mission almost naked?
>Hold on, why is Mission almost naked?
>he doesn't know
Characters in the ending cutscene appear how they were dressed before that.
Or undressed, in this case.
Type 'dancedancemalak' in the console, pull the lever myself, and leave with best girl.
>Local man yells at girl for 4 hours, becomes the most evil thing in existence
>Local man sets off nuke in occupied city, becomes most evil thing in existence
>Ten minutes later gives a hundred bottles of water to a hobo, becomes enshrined as a Saint of impeccable virtue
where's Bastila?
Bastila is a hypocritical flog.
Why don't you just call her a slut or a whore ora a broad instead of making up slang terms?
dead
but that's what happened, Revan canonically got cucked by at least half of the Star Forge crew
best thread on Yea Forums in days
>tfw if we get KOTOR remastered or KOTOR 3 it'd be a pile of shit with tons of new "improvements" like simple good/evil choices and always online single player as well as being horrifically buggy and a chance to corrupt your system
whats the context of this scene? I don't remember it at all
Light side ending
>it'd be a pile of shit with tons of new "improvements" like simple good/evil choices
I mean it can't get more white and black than kotor 1 right^
This. God I hate these young fuckers.
oh thats why I don't remember it. I have never seen it
>This board is 90% underage and they probably never heard about KOTOR
$50 says OP thinks he's referencing South Park.
If you ignore the dialogue refering to the Exile as human, playing as a Twi'lek was fun.
This is a nice post.
I walk up to him and blow my self up with thermal detonators
Based
what does her lekku taste like?
Mission is for character growth and becoming a more mature space rogue by the end of the story, not for lewd. Still, given how Twi'leks and Wookies always seem to end up as slaves in the Star Wars universe she'd probably end up in a Hutt throne room before long.
I loved these threads and OC so much
that was some peak Yea Forums stuff
I have learned to appreciate Malak more, as I am growing older.
How much does a sexy twilek slave cost? Can an ordinary citizen afford one?
MUCHA SHAKA PAKA
Wow, the wookiepedia article on the Twi'leks mentioned slavery a lot Depends on the price influenced by supply/demand/location I guess. The Republic allowed slavery, and Twi'leks as a species saw it as a positive way to get off their homeworld. If you lived on a planet near a population hub or with lots of interplanetary trade,I'd guess the upper middle class could afford one. More likely they'd be bought in bulk as labourers or prostitutes by landowners/rich businesmen.
The article also says the headwear Mission and others have is actually a form of slave collar to prevent communication via the lekku that became an accepted cultural piece of clothing for them.
What the hell did Kreia mean by "indignities"?
Get off my ship
>that fucking soul patch
what the hell were they thinking
soul patches are a crucial part of early 2000's aesthetic
I don't really want to play through KOTOR 1 again but I remember Canderous saying something like "when you no longer need me I think I'm going to retire and stop fighting because it just doesn't feel right anymore"
Anyone else remember this happening or is this just a false memory?
It's just Darth Sion beating Grandmas
I remember him saying that he's your man until the end no matter which path you choose
But who was best girl?
Female revan
>Nihilus and Sion let Kreia live
Why?
I never played kotor as a female. How much does it differ from the male character playthrough?
>dancedancemalak
What does it do?
Mira
>you will never keep Mission as your loving slavegirl and have her birth you many half-breeds
>oh no! people haven't heard of a mediocre shallow star wars RPG!
Carth hits on you. You also become a big sister figure for Bastila, which you use either to pull her back from the dark side or become her anego if you switch sides.
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>min-maxing mira, giving her dual blasters with the highest DPS output in the game
Yeesh!
Sad thing is that this isn't even bait
>mediocre
>shallow
i have nothing to tell you.
>muh prequel robes
KOTOR was unique instead of trying to bank off the recently released movies like KOTOR2.
Also, a buggy and unfinished mess will never be superior.
I read somewhere a very long time ago that Juhani is a lesbo and falls in love with femRevan. Is that true? Is she a romance option?
>Is that true?
Yes
>Is she a romance option?
No
user was practicing the rule of 'wanking before posting'
>kids today can't multitask
I believe bioware intended for this to be the case but they cut it before release.
There might even be a mod that restores some of it left in the game files but i don't think it had been totally fleshed out iirc.
Have you ever fapped to kotor? I did
>referencing South Park
>not Manhunter
Literally kill yourself retard
It's very clearly referencing the south park parody of the scene in manhunter.
Why didn't you just say that instead though?
fuck you kreia, I put you on the ship for a reaso-
>give beggar 5 credits
>suddenly force ghost materializing
>not this shit again
>BLablablAbla you lost a gorillion influence with kreia
Not him, was just saying.
Who's the Buffalo Bill of Star Wars? Who's the Hannibal? Who's Clarice Starling? Who's the Will Graham?
Totally man Bastia hot as fuck.
I always thought it was funny how the ending was so traditionally "Star Wars" with a big friendly celebration with all your friends, but then in KOTOR 2 people talk about the Jedi Civil War like it was the fucking holocaust and how Revans ending was a galactic mystery.
Was she that good a companion? I don't remember. Obsidian sure did like pairing the spunky scoundrel girls up with a Wookie companion or nemesis.
Aren't Twi'leks naturally servile? Mission seemed to be the exception to the rule though. Wasn't she an orphan due to the Rakghoul plague? What happened to ther parents?
>Was she that good a companion?
Her class has a feat-line that makes her very good.
Yeah, scoundrels are pretty good if your other classes can set up stuns for them. But I meant her character/narrative and growth in the story.
She's a scout iirc.
Kreia is literally just the old lady version of Morrigan.
Prove me wrong.
I enjoyed playing a scoundrel. Allows you to utilize stealth, demolitions and crits
she needed a good dicking
This was Jennifer Hale's only good performance
so they could do it again
She's just a foil to Obi wan
This is peak cantina music.
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Did you come here for answers? There are none. The call of Korriban is strong, but it is the call of the dead. It is fitting you came here.
All SW cantinas are kino
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Tell me lads, was it possible to fight the krayt dragon in Kotor by yourself or was it always just a cutscene? I could have sworn I've battled it in 2003.
DON'T YOU DO IT, GOY
I think it's impossible. He instakills your whole party
I never played KotOR 2. Was it as bad as everyone said it was?
isn't it a pretty bad cutscene too.....like the dragon roars and then your whole party just goes into that bent over hands on head motion?
Kotor 2 is a better RPG and has a better story as well as better writing then Kotor 1. The problem is that half the game was cutout launch and only recently were we able to play the entire thing
DS revan > LS exile > DS exile > LS revan
>entire thing
user...
Weeeeelll mostly the entire thing. Still better then what was on release
>killing Mission Vao
I do not approve
Nah, the cut content is nice to have but calling Kotor 2 unfinished is a typical Yea Forums hyperbole. It's non essential stuff that doesn't add much.
I didnt tho. Zaalbar did
Fair enough
Kotor 2 was literally unfinished, though. It's pretty essential to have a good chunk of characterization for everyone, especially the disciple. Not to mention mechanical stuff like repetitive crashes and dialogue skipping bugs. Vanilla 2 still better than 1 though
The absolute fucking chad
>Dont make good choices
>Dont make bad choices
>Dont make choices
>APATHY IS DEATH
not funnny
It's true but there's no follow through. One of the secret rules to writing SW back then was gays didn't exist.
Red Dragon was a good movie
public opinion is fickle
Who was in the wrong here?
Kreia wasn't in the cave user. The force cave on korriban is just like the hollow like went into on dagobah. It shows you what you bring in, nothing more or less.
SYSTEMS FAILING MASTER
Was annoyed when i played it on release but over the years have come to consider it the much better game.
>One of the secret rules to writing SW back then was gays didn't exist.
Good times
to make a game with soul
I would do this and start conversations with her and ask her about shit. It was funny because every time she got suspicious or defensive it's like she sensed I was secretly fapping to her
(You)
How did he survive the bombing on Taris?
Man I love visiting the different cantinas in these games. The music, the mini games, the dancers, and a few fun little quests. It's always a nice break from the main narrative.
One.
Is it possible to learn this power?
hey bros here is an old mod to make Bastila's ass bigger. lonebullet.com
Just need a quick answer and I'll be on my way.
Two.
Hidden Beks or Black Vulkars?
KOTOR 1 has no good portraits
awana bota
What is your top Force Persuade in both KOTOR games?
kek
Kotor 2's portraits are fucking shit, the females are better than males.
only Space Jesus and the bald dude are worth.
KOTOR 1's portraits are better.
well?
Oh shit, good one.
No kotor 1 portrait feels right unlike Jedi Jesus.
>carth onasi is a whiny bitch tormented by his past
>kaidan alenko is a whiny bitch tormented by his past
>they're voiced by the same person
What did bioware mean by this?
Why is the general consensus that Taris sucks? I really enjoyed the first planet for its world building and awesome vistas. Taris4lyfe
Think it just gets frustrating having to go through it again for later playthroughs
I agree. Upper city was comfy af
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I think a lot of people feel replaying it is a waste of them since the planet gets the Dresden treatment anyhow by the end of the first act
The first time through it's amazing. Then you realize all levels invested prior to becoming a jedi can be wasted, gameplay before you become a jedi is shit, that things don't really unfold on Taris differently no matter what you do, and either way everything you did there gets obliterated.
the destruction of Taris was kino though
I think it's the music
also, not being a jedi is kinda boring
Black Vulkars of course
Beks are a bunch of cucks
is PMHA01 supposed to be the guy from mythbusters?
Kill yourself faggot, being young isn't an excuse for not having played one of the best games. Most people on this board are on his side, not yours, so go suck a dick
You mean Grant Imahara?
>hey Carth ya look like ya wanna talk about something
Carth: LET'S JUST GET BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND
KOTOR2+TSLRCM > KOTOR 1
FITE ME
yeah
They are both equally good. Kotor 1 is a bit saturday morning cartoon, Kotor 2 has better writing but also its own share of silliness
Soul Patch > Space Jesus is OBJECTIVELY the correct character model order to use.
Female players do not apply, as they are gay!
>hi Carth
>LOOK... I JUST DONT THINK I CAN TRUST YOU... I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
*sigh*
>all Atris wanted was your dick, but you chose war instead
True. What really bugged me about 2 was that most of the fighting was too easy
>talk to blind bitch twice
>Atris hates me and refuses to ever talk to me again for the rest of the game
???
The XP glitch got patched, doesn’t work with Restoration mods
Has there been a waifu like Visas in any game after KOTOR2?
That's the handmaiden, i think for a darkside run you've got to be careful of that but for lightside it doesn't happen.
Laughed my ass off and saved
Yea this might also happen when you talk with Mira too much.
What are some must have Kotor mods?
Thinking of buying it on Android and using some mods to enhance the game.
Brotherhood of Shadow
A game of Twister. Sion cheats because he severs off an arm and leaves it occupying a 3/4 of a row.
also
>[Something seems to be bothering Scorch]
was it red-red-green or red-green-red?
The undercity and sewer parts are pretty bad, but otherwise Taris is great. I think people just dislike playing as a non-jedi.
>playing kotor 1 as space chapelle
pure kino
the chad 47 v the virgin 50
Dare you attack our sith academy Yea Forums?
Alright, thanks user.
OD on your heart meds, geezer
I want those two to meet. The ultimate jedi and the ultimate buzzkill. The banter would be amazing.
>tfw not able to actually commit to the sith
>forced to betray them
at least i pulled a quadruple double cross and killed both the teachers, that was pretty funny
HK is pure
Red Dragon?
>betray
>sith
Not really a thing, it's what you're supposed to be doing.
>not Force Feed
KOTOR is A New Hope.
KOTOR2 is Empire Strikes Back.
SWToR is The Last Jedi??
the last jedi is 1000x worse than swtor
swtor was silly and stupid. the last jedi was straight up insulting. there isnt really anything else in star wars that compares to the utter shittyness that is the last jedi
Kek
Indeed.
>Just hyperspace ram your problems lmao
>They did that dumb shit immediately after depicting rebel ships exploding on impact with a Star Destroyer trying to jump to hyperspace in the wrong direction
I miss running those lore-based Flashpoints...
Tomb of Vodal Kresh
The Red Reaper
The Lost Island
Fuck you Mouse Jew for ruining it all.
The Last Jedi was KOTOR 2 up until they fucked it up
>Luke tries using Jedi teachings
>Ben misses his family, doesn't understand why he has to repress his emotions
>goes dark side
>Luke realizes the Jedi way is fucked
>finds a place where the light and the dark exist together
>meditates there
>Yoda burns the old teachings
everything here was great, but then
>Luke was actually just running away
>Luke tried to kill Ben
>Rey takes the books
and that's not even taking into account how garbage the rest of it was, but still, there was almost a decent story here
Uhm, sweetie, their captains simply weren't up to the job.
Why didn't the Republic just hyperspace jump a frigate into the Starforge?
Any hopes for upcoming CW series?
At least I will be able to see OBC in her prime again.
Why didn't the Rebels just hyperspace jump a frigate into the Death Star?
If only they'd have made her a Twi'lek.
I think they tried something like that and got stuck in the mountains in Kotor 2.
Twi'lek, Togruta, and Chiss women are for Human men.
Torguta are superior in every way.
I still wait for an rpg that has the balls to include the possibility to torture a female prisoner into your personal bdsm sex slave.
that was more or less an option with vette in swtor before beta testers complained about it because they thought it was too dark and brutal
Chiss women are literal perfection.
An Obsidiot in its natural habitat.
m8, the game makes limp bizkit references
what do you think they were thinking
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You were afraid
Didn't think of it, a brilliant strategist who thinks ftl projectiles might be useful as weapons is a once in tens of thousands of years thing.
I'm 25 and played Kotor last year the first time (and the second one. Sadly I couldn't played through the second entirely because of bad timing and uni, but what I played I did like). It still holds up extremely well. If it would come out today it would get as much praise as in 2003, I'm sure.
KOTOR 2 is unironically the Evangelion of Star Wars
Taris is great, i don't mind playing through it again unlike peragus which I can't stand repeating.
Damn right.
I want a blue wife so badly
Not from the Disney...
Hell yeah
>Hey Visas could you da-
>No
>Oh, ok... Handmaiden could you dance for Vogga?
>Me? Oh, umm, i-it'd be a little embarrassing but if it'll further your cause I'll do it.
Being evil was so much fun in Bioware games until Mass Effect 3. I think I always played DA 1 for example as a children killing, cheating, blood thirsty asshole who slept with every female he found, but all my companions loved me because I had the gift dlc in my ultimate edition and could just buy their love, the only good think I ever did in that game was saving Redcliffe cause extra xp and saving the circle cause extra companion. I dunno, good guy walkthroughs in Bioware games always seemed to be boring, I want to see what extreme decisions I can make.
revan understood snacks
Didn't KotOR 2 have a lesbian dominatrix or something that they removed from the final version of the game?
>still no game about mando wars
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They weren’t hyping yet.
They were about to which is why they are able to try and turn out the way.
TLJ is still shit though
>KOTOR was unique instead of trying to bank off the recently released movies
Kotor rips off every plot point of the OT & The Phantom Menace (it was too far in development to rip off the later prequels):
>Opens with Sith shooting down Republic ship, with their target getting away in an escape pod
>Hero is told they have to find a Jedi
>Heroes meet scoundrel+wookie duo in cantina
>Hero has to win a swoop race to free someone from captivity
>Female lead is captured, but breaks free and kills her capturer
>Hero is told they're force-sensitive and this is why they're so good at swoop racing
>Heroes meet a guy in a Cantina who offers access to a ship off-planet, which is named after a bird, supposedly the fastest in the sector and described by the owner as not looking like much
>Hero taken to Jedi Council for training, although some Jedi reluctant to do so due to "person's age"
>Yoda clone
>Sith hire bounty hunter to kill heroes
>Hero built their own protocol droid
>Old Jedi living as a hermit joins hero
>Awkward personality droid translates Sand People speech
>Underwater section with a giant fish wreaking havoc
>Ship caught in tractor beam. Crew plan "alternatives to fighting" before being taken in, end up fighting anyway
>Heroes run around to disable the necessary systems so that the ship can escape
>Villain is disfigured Sith Lord and has some cybernetic parts as a result
>Villain makes surprise appearance. Han Solo type tries to shoot him and fails
>"I am your Father" type reveal. Jedi friend knew
>Jedi friend stays behind to fight main bad guy so that others may escape
>Main threat is a weaponized space station capable of destroying planets
>Republic/Sith square off in front of space station that's being protected by a shield generator disruptor field on a nearby world
>Heroes disable disruptor field, defeating the Sith who were waiting for them
>Hero/villain fight in observation deck overlooking said Republic/Sith battle
>Ends with award ceremony
Hopefully there will be accompanying... fanart of her as well.
Oh yeah! I had a save where I had cheated to give myself two dancer outfits, dressed both Handmaiden and Mira in it, and then made use of the otherwise mostly worthless first person camera.
>>muh prequel robes
Kotor 2's robes are in the style of the OT. Which is why there's actually a 'prequel robes' mod, which replaces the robes with ones that are in line with the prequels. A shitty mod, if you ask me.
I'm gonna need a sauce on this
Jedubabawabaninibobo.
Probably that purple bitch from telos station.
mandalorians are nazis, so never
if only it had the game to back it up
even with the restored content mod, it feels like there are 2 or 3 planets worth of content that just isn't there
like there are too many party members for the content that's there
where
Ahahahahaha gandhuga naaaa dheegaa.
>I'm so above all of you because I played a Star Wars licensed game
You are pathetic, that's not even the good one.
The Xbox marketplace version has a bug, everytime I order him the game shows failure and throws me back to the normal Xbox 360 screen.
Yes The Last Jedi ruined Luke and SWTOR ruined Revan
Assuming control.
>PRETZELS LIE, THEY MANIPULATE
Absolute madman
I would have MS painted those myself
You go through it thinking "When the fuck do I get my lightsaber?" the first time. The second time, you'll be thinking "Oh shit, I won another level, that's another level wasted into a non-jedi class".
Other than that, it's an amazing planet. Just held back by the fact that you can't unlock your actual class through it.
I liked that song as a kid, remember recording it onto tape from the radio.
I have mods to skip Taris but you know what really bad.
PERAGUS now that shit is awful unbearable even after first playthrough
Why didn't the Empire just hyperspace jump a shuttle into Alderaan?
peragus takes like 30 minutes what the fuck is wrong with you
fucking ADHD zoomers I swear
Shut up tsig
>tfw have a whole folder of stuff from the debates
>been thinking for ages of reviving the doctor and do another run on vee
Probably not enough wojaks to keep the threads alive though.
There’s literally a mandalorian tg show getting made user.
not real ones aka the nazis, just a pozzed version
I need one so badly, though, I don't care about the Mouse, I just want a Chiss wife to hold and love for the rest of my life.
Peragus feels like a damn chore in replays and you damn well know how much of an eternity a forced segment can be
Then what point was it trying to make? I still have no idea what that shit is about other than having a hearty laugh at characters going OOC and dreaming up a fight with revan-senpai
I am sure you do...
>Kotor rips off every plot point of the OT & The Phantom Menace (it was too far in development to rip off the later prequels):
No-shit. It was a love letter to the franchise.
How do I find more chiss art like this?
how did I never notice before lmao
It sets the mood perfectly. It's a pseudo-horror, haunted house level that introduces gameplay mechanics and ends with an kino cutscene.
Isn't the beginning of literally every story game a forced segment? Sure, some are better than others, but it's the beginning of the game. You have to crawl before you can run.
That's good and all but being forced to play Peragus first pisses me off
Same shit over and over and damn well over, the only highlight after the first playthrough is RNGesus granting a cool looking Jedi robe.
Mods for replaying?
Fuck she's the best gurl, even better to corrupt her. One of my favourite things in vidya to do
>beginning of the game
>forced segment
jesus christ
You simply ask...
>tfw no betrayer gf to whisper sith teachings into my ear
The idea is to make beneficial choices instead of basing them on arbitrary right and wrong values
But I just did
>Nazis
They're just Mongol/Celtic style warrior clans that decide to go on some Holy War against the Republic. And the best thing about the KoTOR games,
Sure, the endgame when you go from normal stories on planets with your crew to half exploded world alone with no explanation was totally intended!
Just look here and there for them.
Jeez user, this is a blue board
Just recently I tried replaying it.
It's impossible. The game feels like euthanasia. Sedated and impotent.
I haven't had kotor 1 working on my system since i went to windows 7, what's the secret? 2 works fine.
Anyone else kept her around till the end of the game as a trophy loli?
I want to hug this assassination droid and never let go!
So are the girls.
They blend in. ;^)
Even with cheats the dragon kills you.
steam version works if you run it in windows xp compatibility mode
only issue I have is the fucked up resolution
>half exploded world alone with no explanation
Kreia tells you she's going to Malachor, and several crew members do stuff there even in vanilla.
But it's obviously an unfinished miniature of what it was supposed to be due to Obsidian's (mostly Chris Avellone's) overscoping.
Ha, nice. Text and pic both.
Well, having fan arts of qt xenos is the only thing that's left for me in terms of Star Wars.
It was as the force told me
mY life for yours
Brianna with the boob mod
>...but there is one person we truly could not have done it without
>...You!
>See user Kreia Posting ramdomly on Yea Forums
>Decide to do some ramdom Kreia posting
>MFW this is the second KOTOR Thread
"Nothing is impossible with the Force."
does that mean I could fist your asshole from here with the force?
asking for a friend
What boob mod?
How do I get a Chiss wife?
>"was it worthed it to live through the force?"
>"No it was not, no matter how many I slayed, there was no end to the Pain, it's good to finaly leave this place, at last."
I used his lightsaber and his DS rode even tho I was LS because that fucker is a J.
To use the force to manipulate assholes you must first understand assholes. Feel the asshole within yourself, sense it out, see it clearly.
I see it master! I feel its warm pulse!
>go to crystal cave on dantooine
>Get a OCdonutsteal crystal
>Can point it out
You know game, I like you sometimes
*Dark Side Noises*
>Force choke a sith assasin
>*Pull my ENTIRE FLEAT OF DESTROYED SHIPS I FLOATED OUT OF MALACOR V to the next planet*
>reminis about how you shouldnt had send Visas out
>Get hungry
Being Nily is hard
beks. you go all the way through the vulkar base then they ask you to go all the way through the bek base too. Fuck that.
the game was elevated to heavens thanks to the visionary work of the people who conceptualised its most iconic characters
>rams your thread
HE'S IN
Sorry I could resist
why didnt revan just hyperspace ram malachor 5?
>tfw no chiss gf to think of every tactical position and act of intercourse to maximize pleasure for both parties through calculated strategies
Fuck, bros...
Do you get more XP by also killing the Beks? Good argument for doing it, honestly.
Worst timeline, huh?
Got any fluid druid sith purebloods?
KOTOR I was Star Wars as fuck.
KOTOR II was edgelord garbage that the same twats who jack off over The Witcher 3 here endlessly consider brilliant.
List all the shit caracthers with God tier voice actors
>Malak
>Bao-dur
>The han Solo Brothers
>
Bastila is for bullying after all.
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>not picking the kinrath pup option
weak
I might have...
hnggg
But wait, there is more!
I think I really want a threesome with a red girl and a blue girl, user.
>pet crystal levels up with you
Sucks that you gotta spend time to take it out and have Kreia look at it every level but still a cool mechanic nonetheless.
Double red for me.
Why is there so little good gay porn for Star Wars? The amount of handsome powerful looking dudes (especially Sith), sexy droids, troopers with cool armor and helmets, and yet, nothing.
>perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core
>there is no great revelation, no great secret. there is only you
Was it kino?
every old bioware game has the intro thats too long and is not any different between playthroughs. even Origins which made the intros different, still all ended up at Ostagar for like 3 hours.
Gay is cured on sight in the galaxy far away.
Yes. Plot Twists are stupid.
The enclave segment, and the "You can still be saved" dialogue were better but that was good too
Honestly Based Anakin
dem midget niggas ded
now that the dust has settled, what the heck was his problem?
Damn...
Too much willPower
an autism so strong it holds his long dead flesh together
being in a bad game
So this is how Barneyfag and /gw2g/ bot will outlive us all.
>hey bruh, try the dark side, we got super powers, flaky skin, yellow eyes, and immortality
>wow golly gee sure why not!
>haha tricked u nigga, the dark side is BOGUS, I'm gonna ditch your scaly immortal ass for this exile
poor guy
literally never ending pain and torment
I like Battlefront 2017 now
It's amazing to me that Obsidian fanboys actually consider that fuck awful writing to be an example of good writing.
where Bastila describes how you and her could fuck when she tries to seduce you to the dark side gave me a boner as a kid
KOTOR >>>>> KOTOR 2
Only r*ddit pseuds disagree. Prove me wrong.
>KOTOR2 >>>>> KOTOR
>Only r*ddit pseuds disagree. Prove me wrong.
>that last stretch trying to make a break for the ship
found the r*dditor
You just proved her point.
continuing to live for the sake of revenge and wanting to cuck Kreia, even if it meant suffering daily and subtly reminding yourself that you're at your "peak power" because of your anger, not at your "current power"
IGN Review on Star Wars: Mandalorian Wars
>mandalorians are nazis
>Critic rate "A Male Fantasy" / current year
kys biodrones
Here's why I hate it personally.
Great atmosphere, and great quests, but for a mission that hypes up fucktons of choices and endings, literally none of it matters because everything gets bombed to shit asses and dicks at the end because LOL ILLUSION OF CHOICE.
The discrepancy with the upper citty and the people in the lowest city is a great dichotomy and there was a lot of lore and culture to what was just a tutorial planet, and I felt it gave a lot of life to Sith occupation on civilized planets where the original SW movies just gloss over it.
...
'Tis cold in my quarters.
>because he was hungry
HAVE A GOOD DAY!
Kreia is actually got kicked out of the Jedi for getting a dicking and having a kid. She is what happens when a woman decides her career is more important than her family.
Well I would expect them to be confused as shit. Revan went from hero of the Republic to its mortal enemy and back to its hero again in 10-15 years. Even the most retarded /pol/ false flag conspiracy nuts would look sane compared to the Republic actually expecting the population to accept it without thinking. That people treated Jedi with mere outright contempt rather than outright hostility is the oddity in KOTOR2.
G0-T0?
reminder that Visas is Rei and the Handmaiden is Asuka.
>god, a rehashed south Park joke is peak comedy! Fuck, today's generation is so fucking stupid!!!
Fuck off you underage tards.
ah so the choice is obvious
Castrate yourself.
Anybody else get the galaxy droid glitch?
I got it as a kid and was unable to replicate it later on. Legitimately believed I hallucinated the entire thing until years later when I found clips of it on youtube.
Finished 1 a while back.
I should get around to 2 one of these days. Anything I should know going in?
No, go in blind and discover what the game has to offer you for yourself, get TSLRCM though.
I mean the Restoration Mod and the tweak patch of said mod makes it much better.
Aside form that go in as blind as possible
>best girl is also best girl
Huh, imagine that.
Don't spoil anything for yourself on the wiki, and get that mod because the original release of the game is unfinished.
And prepare for it to be darker and more depressing than the first ever was.
As much as I hate TLJ, TOR was pretty insulting with what they did to Revan, the Exile and the old republic lore in general.
I agree Rian Johnson was attempting to do a cynical deconstruction like Chris Avelone did with kotor 2. The problem is Avelone is a decent writer with a solid grasp on Star Wars, wheras Johnson is a self-professed simpleton who doesn't understand basic in-universe concepts.
Cool. What exactly does Restoration restore though? I mean I do want the best experience but I’m also the kind of guy who likes to know what the original version of the game is like.
There is only one other question I have: is dark side waaaay more fun than light again?
while that is true revan and exile are minor characters compared to luke skywalker and han solo, and the fact that it's a video game that can be retconned at any time
The Restoration mod fleshes out a lot of the writing that was cut out and makes the story more complete. Not the most complete, but better than the unfinished vanilla game.
>is dark side waaaay more fun than light again?
Just play the game dude, you can play it multiple times. If you didn't like choices in your first playthrough chose different choices. Stop trying to min/max and just play the game.
>Not dark side ending
>Not female Revan
>No star forge robes
1/10. At least you killed Bastila
>female revan
>when you're dark side and bastila helps you trick the fleet at the end
need gf