Why does Yea Forums hate overwatch?

The most braindead gameplay in a shooter ever.

>balancing issues up the ass
>some heroes are so underpowered/overpowerd that picking/ not picking them is a net loss for your team and will most likely mean a defeat
>"team" game (in the sense that if you have one less skilled player then the enemy team you are absolutely fucked and there is nothing you can do about it)
>ultimates are the only real drive in the game meaning it boils down to "who can press q at the right time" or " who knows when to save his q for when the enemy does q at the right time"
>I sure hope you like chokepoints
>hey hey, this character, yes this character is GAY and while this has absolutely no meaning what so ever and you wont notice it in game, you should applaud is for saying he's gay.
>oh you like banter? get fucking banned kido.
>we removed certain voicelines because people where getting triggered.
The list goes on, that being said. If you have a good premade team of only friends and you are winning it can occasionaly be *fun* but that's a rare thing.

Because D.VA won't findom me

because Paladins it's better

Because i hate Blizzard and it's censorship policy.

I never even played it. I appreciate the porn though.

its boring. i cant even figure out why, its just so fucking viscerally boring

>Stuns, disables, and invulnerability on-demand
>Paper-thin skinned community that bitch over everything
>Teamfights are just annoying pokes until everyone builds their ults
>Ultimates

Because it's a shit game. I don't care for the faggotry and virtue signalling either, but first and foremost it's a fucking SHIT game.

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It's boring

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This, even with the shit current patch it just got.

why are you posting a horse's cock?
are you that shallow and mindless just to summon horsefuckers?

No lolis

can someone edit it so theres poop coming out of her booty?

>no ban phase so people are never forced off the meta
>can change up heroes whenever so comp doesn't matter anyway

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It's like TF2 only shitty

like only 7 same characters in the meta

girls dont poop, stupid

Enjoy

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game sux

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>azione migliore
The italian translation makes me cringe hard.

same

-Constant hero redesigns and new heroes are making for a frustrating experience
-Crowd control fucking everywhere
-New maps are only being trickled in
-Virtually no new gameplay modes
-Map design still has a lot left to be desired
-Community is absolute dogshit

I did exactly the same

>Terrible balancing decisions that are made to appease GM/Top 500/OWL players and without consideration for 99% of the people actually playing the game
>Constant needless reworking of heroes
>CC is fucking everywhere, making playing tanks an exercise in misery
>Every new hero they've added has just made the game worse, except maybe Ashe
>No role queue, so you can very easily end up on a team with 5 dps mains who proceed to bicker about who plays what or refuse to change essentially throwing the game
>There are three ok maps in the entire game. Every other map sucks ass and is just miserable to play.
>Too much focus on competition and not enough on fun
>What little lore exists is filled with contradictions, retcons, and other such nonsense, while the actual story hasn't progressed at all since day one
>Still no modding/custom map tools, so not even the community can make something worthwhile out of it
And the game just keeps getting worse and worse with every decision the devs make. It's bleeding players now, and I don't think it can be saved without either a fundamental overhaul or the removal of around half the roster of heroes.

got banned for carrying too hard and telling the useless teammates what to do

Why is there 0 good porn of her?

I played it for 10h with a friend together and it was just boring.

Both of these sum the entirety of the game's problems.

I've played since release till about moira got released. Got to low diamond, spent most of my time in high plat. The game just got boring, not enough depth, shitty playerbase.

I enjoy playing overpowered Reaper, he just shits over everything, its great.

because I can literally get deprived of a game I paid $60 for saying gg ez

Cause Blizzard hasn't made any attempt to do anything with it since the Blackwatch event and at this point there's no reason to think that's going to change as Blizzard becomes more and more just an extension of Activision. Morhaime leaving was the beginning of the end of Blizzard.

Are we on the same internet?

gottem

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It got old very very quick

I don't like sharing the same community, air or space with the LGBT people

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Git fucked idiot

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The most God awful character balance known to man and forced shitty metas from the crybaby "pro" players. This in turn causes the game to get stale really quickly. I'm tired of seeing Reinhardt and Zarya every match

I don't hate it but it's geting boring and the community is mean. I hope we gonna have real custom server/mod

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which report option u gotta use to get someone banned?

Post more ashe

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>hey I wanna play a new fps lets go!
>oh wait but its not really an fps because only hotkey skills and aoe ultimates matter
>oh you enjoy this singular character we wasted time giving personality to?well it isn't in the meta...so switch
>oh you wanted to carry?
>oh you figured out how to reload cancel? well thats an exploit so we'll patch it out..can't have skilled players flourishing now can we?
>oh you wanted actual level design? well we only have corridors and chokepoints that lead to square arenas
>oh you wanted to play around with movement systems? well we added autoaim weapons to stop you from being mobile, its not like it was very deep to begin with
>oh you wanted to carry? Well we added hard counters that take no skill and made half of all players agency hotkeys so once those are gone goodluck
>oh you wanted to win by shooting in a first person shooter? well we added bloated hp levels and shields. Oh man we should really add more shields to this game that'll fix the complaints!
>oh you wanted to enjoy playing? well unlike any company with brains we added more stuns and disabling abilities to take away player agency
>oh you wanted a balance game, well you chose blizzard who's never been able to do that in their entire life
Blizzard is retarded thats why.

It's not fun shooting at shields
It's not fun holding a button to keep the shields up
Half of the cast is based on fun movement
The other half of the cast is unfun to play and has to stun and lock the fun characters
Every game is the same as the previous one, maps don't allow any kind of freedom and expression
Characters have one gimmick and have no depth. There is only one optimal way to play a character
Free kill button is not rewarding.
Getting killed by the free kill button is frustrating

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No melee dps to lmb everyone to death
I miss Brigitte. Such asspain to everyone, such easy potgs to flex with my skill.

GOD I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ASHE AND MAKE HER HAVE A LATE-TERM ABORTION

Orisa ruins the game

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Blizzard cant balance a game so at this point the only discussion to be had is muh waifu

>the community is mean
You know you love getting bullied you little slut.

I don't hate Overwatch, it just doesn't interest me.

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>the community is mean
How? Nobody talks anymore, in every match at most 2 out of 6 people use the mic to suck eachother dicks and get e-cred, and nobody uses the chat because of the bans

You wish
Idk in eu i get a lot of hate for no reason. TF2 was a lot more chill i think

What is that shadow supposed to be?

when are you transitioning?

never

they have no idea how to balance and it seems even they know that and have stopped trying altogether

>Roadhog's Hook
>Auto-Aim
What?

Horse cock

I play in EU as well. The other day i played for 3 hours to get the free gambling boxes and nobody sai a single word on mic, the only typed text was "gg"

tell me more

The reason Yea Forums hates Overwatch is that everyone that likes OW is too busy playing the actual game to post of the time, so only the people that hate it post about it.

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being handheld or having a defined meta isnt fun and engaging
that's why mobas have constant updates
>they changed x so now we'll be playing differently this patch
>wow this patch sucked i guess i'll wait for the next one

>Talks about skill and aim.
>Plays WoW

Jesus Christ

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I guess i trigger people just by playing :(

I don't hate it Overwatch, but I bailed because I felt adding in heroes instead of making a set number that work would be a bad idea and it'd bite them in the future, which it has. Also the community just isn't there and that's because Blizzard doesn't allow people to do whatever they want with the game, on top of the lack of private servers. There's too much holding the game back at the moment and it's mostly due to decision Blizzard themselves have been making since before the game released.

>tfw when you're at an orgy and the white guy gets his dick out

The best way I've heard it put is that the losses are more frustrating than the wins are satisfying.

Also the community is garbage.

Or you might be the problem

How ? I just heal in qp, usually with full dps team

What?

I'm so out of touch with Overwatch I never heard any feedback about the hero in OP's picture. Is she broken or trash ?

>Added extremely annoying characters that are "lmb in your general direction to win", ie Moira and Brigitte, which makes random heroes playmode not fun
>both characters aren't even fun to play
And now they're adding another OP support, fucking great

she's mid tier , because she actually takes skill (excepted for her ultimate who is quite dumb)

I'M ALREADY TRACER

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Of all the black dick WebMs I've seen I can safely say that Ashe was literally modeled for black dick. Like cookies and milk.

>tfw no Nordic Crossfit gf

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Cringe.

Kill yourself.

Don't.

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The thing that annoys me most in games like this, is that it's literally designed around the concept of swapping characters and rock paper scissors. You see fucktards getting hard-countered all the time and they never try anything different, they just bash their smooth brains against a brick wall until the timer runs out. The only thing I actually enjoy is team deathmatch, because at least I don't have to deal with 2 extra retards running off by themselves and dying for no reason.

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yikes

>crowd control everywhere

play hamster
perfectly dive enemy team
pop energy shield and
sleep, nade, wake up from being shot, bash, flash bang
die
do I even have to mention mei?

I love knocking ppl into water though, I guess thats cc as well...

>Horse cock

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It is only good for fap material.

because the ow community is toxic

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noone would complain if you would actually hit your shots widdow

This
Don't know what this fucking idiotic tiny dicked bitch boy of an user was on about

But i like it. It has amazing porn.
I just dont play it.

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Fuck off snownigger

I just started playing it. And now I’m to late to the party because the community isn’t as big as it used to be anymore

i take offense to that as a swede.

Who doesn’t. that’s probably the only good thing that has come out of it. Just Seeing Diva getting creampie By a random user or a actually decent looking male character in the game is always the best

No you fucking degenerate

Now that I think about it...
I haven't played the game ever since I tried the Torbjorn redesign.
It just wasn't the same.

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>posting pictures of women will surely revive this game

is that a horse dick shadow?

it's the shadow of my horse dick yes

I genuinely think the game would INSTANTLY improve if they made 12vs12

>No forced to team play
>Can go solo and be useful because there's more flankers roaming
>Can be useless without affecting the outcome because there's less individual expectations overall
>Too many people and too much AoE for healers to handle makes it so mandatory healing is demphasized
>Ultimates hit more people without swinging the entire match
>Every path will see action, going the long way won't make you miss the whole match
>Snipers aren't imbalanced pieces of shit anymore where a bad one weighs the team down and a good one dominates the match.
>Shields break super fast, but more tanks means more people to rotate with instead of the role falling to you alone.

>Not everyone needs to actually super focused on the objectives, the game is allowed to be played just for the fun of it.

>Anyone who is still a raging cunt will get 23 reports.

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They suck at incentivizing team play. They basically handed the game to one tricks and DPS only players who just hard lock every time. Which is exactly how it goes in any DPS>Tank>Healer game, but somehow they decided it was better to just ignore this reality. Because they had a cool healer that could break out of the worn out DPS>Tank>Healer formula and instead they just had Mercy, and then Brigitte, define the meta season after season. Can't have a healer out-skilling Tracer mains after all.

Also, the level of non-verbal communication available is ridiculously bad. Truly a bunch of ass backwards retard developers.

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Fuck off tiny dicked bitch