Goodnight Yea Forums

By the way where do you find more pics of this one? Twitter / Tumblr?

Goodnight Beetle.

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Goodnight, insect overlord

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good night OP

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victory will be my destiny tomorrow

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You from some 3rd world shithole or something? It's 09:20am here

it's 6.20 here and I want to go to sleep...

Its 5:22 here and I have to sleep but I cant because FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

kill yourself

sleep well fellow bugfriend

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goodnight, beetle friend

You guys know OP isn't actually a beetle right?

Shut the fuck up retard

bullshit lying fucker
where the fuck do you get off
you're a punk bitch
if i see you in real life you better watch yourself buster
don't fucking ever talk shit about my beetle friend
fuck

The picture is clearly a beetle. You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

Maybe you have brain issues.

Yeah

but how do we know you're not?

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>merely pretending to be retarded

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that does it
i challenge you to a boxing match in real life you frog posting fuckface
that'll prove that op is a beetle and you're nothing but a bitch

good night, don't let the bed bugs bite ;o)

Rest well, OP

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Posting in a bug thread

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>frog drawing

Go back to t_d

are they edible?
you could smash them in HL2 for health

>halfway through Caterpie just says fuck it and evolves into Heracross
Based buggo

Sounds like something a beetle would say

Sure but they taste awful.

How can the horrors of nature create such a beautiful creature?

Goodnight, bugman

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good night

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Damn nature, you scary.

>COCKY LITTLE SHIT!

Ultralisk.webm

>retarded frogposter never heard of Cromartie
Color me surprised

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Sleep tight, Rei

wait a sec

BUG IN A RUG

I hope this creature dies

dumb frogposter

Goodnight beetlebro.

I hope you die.

No

SLEEP SNUG, BUG

Good night

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Rude.
Bugs are your friend, I keep some small spiders around in winter so they kill any other intruder for me in exchange for warmth.
Their web is full of dead things so they work well.

Sleep tight snipper

>oh no I've been found out

Day of the cuisses de grenouilles soon, frognigger.

t. Insect

One day, you'll be in that web as well.

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dumb frogposter

Dumb Frogposters

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You best believe I will be hoping and praying every day for your death.

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But why? Do you like insects?

ZOMG IT'S TEH REI

Good luck against the moths, little friend.

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You started this with your hateful wishes, I'm just counter balancing your hate with mine. Apologize to that beetle or you'll have an enemy for life.

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DID SOMEONE SAY
BUG?

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Goodnight, little fella.
HOLD THE FORT!

>I do the exact same thing

Do beetles make good pets?

You have mastered the art of comfy.

Yeah

>buggo

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Good night

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>Youngling: Ugly gross looking ambomination of nature
>Matured: Beautiful vibrant paragon of nature
Damn if only humans can age like Beetles.

you have one minute to recite the original reason reddit was despised and then apply it to your post

Go back or even better just fucking kill yourself.

scorpion guy is sleeping, don't wake him up

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Confirmed newfag.

Who wants to see my bug collection?

He's not?!

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Sleep tight, bugger.

Sure Todd.

What does the snip snap doggo dream of?

you too gregor

flipping other bugs with extreme prejudice using his massive horn

kek

It dreams of pretending to get to your heart metaphorically so it can finally get to your heart literally.

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I feel so bad. I'm sure that guy is a total bro but holy fuck is he ugly. He actually makes me want to claw off my skin.

I hate bugs. Except Beetles. I think beetles are cool, especially a Hercules Beetles. Is that weird?

What confuses me a lot is how fucking big the grubs are compared to the adults.
I guess it's because they need a fuckton of energy for that transformation, but the size difference is still pretty big.

Don't mind me here, just posting the superior bug

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>Spiders
>Bugs
Spiders aren't bugs you dingus.

LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS

fuck off, this is nice thread

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FUCK OFF BUGMAN, we've seen this shit before

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link to video, bro

Good night bug

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dumb frogposter

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How do beetles manage to be so cute?

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the theft of original content from this hellscape to a place where you could build rep, no matter how worthless it is, for internet upboats and attention, resulting in the overexposure of memes that had a high capacity to be enjoyed and abused by normies to the point that they ceased to be funny to those who created and circulated the meme during its infancy
the plebbit post at hand is not in any way stealing or even referencing an original 4fags meme, and thus is not relevant
Kill yourself.

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Good mornin' Yea Forums

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Dumb frog poster. Fuck 'em all.

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That mouse has good camo but its still getting eaten alive.

youtu.be/Q0nyMylKDrY

Morning cus

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KILL IT
KILL EVERYTHING
IM GOING PYRO

wow I remember seeing the source pics get posted on /ck/

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I want to squish that big larva to see what sound it makes

so it was a draw?

>mfw this entire thread
The only good bug is a dead bug

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yes, cool bugs to have around

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>that one thread on /an/ where the guy made a little birthday cake out of a slice of banana for his bug

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*beetles fuck

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that beetle is a faggot
here's a good one
youtube.com/watch?v=isljdjhdGc8

from tinyboi, to a disgusting oversized grub, to a tiny leathery elephant-lookin thing, to something resembling an oreo, to a professional wrestler

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Later, buddy

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How loud do beetles crunch when you stomp them? I imagine it's very satisfying.

>her father is a giant isopod and her mother is a human
how exactly does that work?

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autistic answer: because your sense of aesthetic is based on nature so it looks pretty to you
there is no wonder here

>your sense of aesthetic is based on nature so it looks pretty to you
Akshuly, it is also strongly based on individual experiences.
There are very few standards of aesthetics that are default for humans, vast majority is learned.

Fuck you. Talking shit like that isnt nice

>theres's more
I've had that one page for longer than I care to think about and I never thought to see if there was more. God bless you user.

Depends on the beetle. Worst of the bunch is those that don't crunch. It means you weren't wearing shoes with heavy enough soles, or the ground was too soft.

imagine if you let the bug bite your penis

>this thread is still up
>the thread about the moral dilemma of masturbating a stranger with a mop was 404ed under 10 minutes of being posted
fuck this gay earth and fuck m*ds

Cute bug. I hate bugs but beetles look like absolute bros.

he wouldn't

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DUMB FROGPOSTER

>thread about bugs still up but raping a stranger with a mop gets nixes
yeaaaah

nighty night

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sleep well bugg

t. Gregor Samsa

DUMB FROGPOSTER

>trying to talk to a cute grill.jpg

>thread about the moral dilemma of masturbating a stranger with a mop
That sounds hilarious

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Be careful user, complaining about moderation is a bannable offense.

Can bugs love?

white people are weird

>do this
>wake up drenched in sweat

The male ones maybe.

Do....do people not sleep like this?

that snake will eventually die because that frog is poisonous

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beetles are advertiser-friendly

what if you say "no homo" so hes not embarrassed?

By that logic /qa/ should be banned. I DENY THE LAWS OF THE MODS!

Frogposters always win, baby.

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I do something similar.
Looks like great minds think alike, all over the world.

I don't do "the roll", but I tuck in sides of the blanket under my elbows. Otherwise the underside of my elbows - the part with nerves - presses against the mattress and makes my arms numb and pained.

>so long gay bowser!

nah I too hate fucking bugs

Hollow Knight was a godsend.
Pray Silksong will be good.

I wanna fuck that bug

That Book man. It is fecked up. I still didn‘t get it. Only Main theme is still remember is that the father pressured the lad too much so he hid himself and turning into this „beetle“

Goodnight user-san~!

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bugs dont sleep like mammals.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpor

I had a lizard friend for the past few days that would stare at me from across the room and just now I saw him sitting on my pillow with his head half crushed but still looking at me with it's one good eye. It was hard to see it like that, but the fact that it lived life as usual is such a nice idea to me.

inspiring

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oyasumi bug-kun

so this is how justice is created

arent those beetles from japan?

They do sleep, though.
Bug sleep is necessary for proper learning - fruit flies will not properly memorize mazes if deprived of sleep.

Imagine putting your dick between those

i dont think they sleep like humans. they just enter a less lively state and rest.

I want to nut in that butternut's butt

Wake up now user

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So, like dolphins and birds.
Sleep doesn't need to be a total shutdown to count. Many animals sleep in weird modes where only a part of the brain is disconnected and maintained.

basically it's about becoming an incel but 100 years ago

Wrong. It's a Craugastor fitzingeri which is not poisonous according to the biologist who took the image of that frog.

Frog posters yet again proving themselves to be gutter trash with a single digit IQ.

What the fuck do you think sleeping is

What kind of turtle is that?

I once had a nightmare that the biggest form of the larva (at 0:04 in this webm) was chasing after me, but it was like the size of an average dog

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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For humans its the other way around

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>So, like dolphins and birds.

ive never read anything about dolphins or birds sleeping habits. just read that beetles dont sleep but enter a torpor state. i guess its nitpicking and theyre kind of sleeping.

No, they usually take a very long time to mature and then literally die in a few months.

Humans have it the stupid way around

>What the fuck do you think sleeping is

its sleeping.

haha
imagine if all the people arrived at the beach and pretended like that seal was human
haha
and the seal would just act normal haha

imagine that seal wearing sunglasses to blend in
haha

BASED

DUMB FROGPOSTER

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put some seaweed on its head like hair.

goodnight op

Good morning!

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>slave is born
>gets it all easy to get hooked
>as soon as he starts taking control, start taking away his nice things
>he desperately tries to preserve what he loves about his existence
>he can't
>he has no actual goal, only biological and social impulses for herd animals
>he settles for more natalism
>repeat

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>CAST OFF
>CHANGE: BEETLE

What makes you say that?
You think OPs lying?
I think youre lying
piece of shit where do you get off on saying something like that
fuck you

Good afternoon.

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I woke up, Yea Forums

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We all die the same
The only question is: do you propagate this failure further or do you die without progeny

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Yea Forums only hates reddit because it became popular. I remember when shitposting retards would say
>DURDUR Yea Forums IS FOR SHITPOSTING GO TO REDDIT TO DISCUSS VIDEOGAMES

Newggers may do that, but us oldfags don't want reddit around because reddit is more social.
We value anonymity and lack of karma whoring.

Giving (You)s and "based and redpilled" is actually worse than reddit's thumbs up, so either we were right and reddit was cancer that we had to stop (but failed), or we were wrong and Yea Forums was always reddit.

Wait, I don't want OP to die, OP's a good bug he dindu nuffin

dumb frogposter though

>waking up

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>tfw genuinely can't stay asleep
>both literally and figuratively

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That interpretation has potential

100 years of good karma for that post.

do this and a flys around your ear and you can't swat it because you're imprisoned

Go to sleep before you start seeing the demons.

I'd say it cancels out to zero. Should have used robot or something instead of the most cancerous normalfag word.

The demons are hidden, they don't come out.

Is this Kaiji?

Sleep tight, steven

Tonegawa Middle Manager
Its a Kaiji prequel but of only tonegawa and the Toei corp

Its sick, now that ive been reminded I'm gonna go finish it right now

They would if you bothered to invite them. Poor bastards feel unwanted likely.

I want to fug the bug

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dumb frogposter

based

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I tell them to GTFO when they insult me
If cunts want to be wanted, they should start telling me nice things instead of telling me to push people on tracks, rape children, eat shit or cut my eyes open with a razor.