Was he right about FFXV?

was he right about FFXV?

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because of him I've started using the phrase "aggressive waste of time"

He was right.

Yes

is it worth $10? I only care about gameplay.

no

Haiti is a SHIT-HOLE COUNTRY

>is it worth $10
Sure

>I only care about gameplay
Nevermind.

if you care about gameplay, then especially no. visuals and audio are prettty good but gameplay is a drag.

PraiSE kEk

yes,
him and frodo were right all along

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quite literally the worst part of the game

Shadilay

AN EPIC BLUEBALLS WASTE OF TIME

Yes, combat is simple and easy but really satisfying. (And here come the "Hold O" webms because people are buying for the wrong platform)

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> Haiti
> great already

what a fucking kcuk

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The game has a good variety of enemies and world exploration. The gameplay is a weaker point of it.

You 2 just shoved the hot dog so far down that I go wow and you're lucky

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>shitting on the game with the devs right outside watching
Name ONE other reviewer that has done this.

setting him up for disappointment, but hey, I learned the hard way, why shouldn't he!

Based

hi XV kun

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Who did more damage? Conan & Wood or Conan and Hader?

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Yes.

No.

Yes.

when Yea Forums is two years late behind in memes

?????

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>simple and easy but really satisfying
AKA completely braindead and needlessly flashy

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Who?

Conan and Hader by a country mile

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Yes
One developer's philosophy was to play a game like 5 year old. I'm not talking about Halfe Life 2 beta tester preparedness, but being able to distill a game to its core gameplay.

For example, do you get confused between different characters? Is there a better way to differentiate them? What about levels? Does 'completing a level' bring some sort of reward? Are you actually having fun? Or does playing seem more like a chore to you? Do you even want to play this game?

FFXV was terrible on so many levels--Squeenix is so detached from it's consumers and audience that you get some of these design decisions. Game should have stuck to its guns and focused on Insomnia and it's original Yakuza-Mafia undertones.

God I fucking hate normalfags they ruin everything they touch.

That hat offends me and others like me, please never post that again or I will be forced to take action against you

Imagine if America was actually made great again. Wouldn't that be funny haha

>Is this really happening? Are we literally pushing a car through a desert? Why is this a game?
>This game should be called "Wait for your death in real time"
>Let's go check out that dress we read about in the papers. Oh my God. Who came up with this? This is surreal
>So why did we get the car fixed and spend so much time getting the car fixed when you can get on a chicken and move around much more easily? I don't know
>This is an aggressive wasting of our time
>I'm going to be over here just facing the corner. Tell me when something happens. What did something happen?
>Wait it seriously takes 3 real days? It takes 72 real time hours to beat him. Why would someone play this game?
>We have been playing now longer than I've played any game for Clueless Gamer. We've been playing for a really long time. This is the longest we've ever played a game. And I don't know what we achieved. I don't know what we were trying to achieve. I have no sense of satisfaction
>Leave it on this cause this sums up this game perfectly. A guy and a girl sitting on a bed in a motel chatting. Nothing happening. This whole thing is like an epic blue balls waste of time
>The only way out to get to our cars and go back to our lives is through that door. This, what's happening now is more thrilling than anything that happened that anything that happened

You know what makes America great? Immigrants and diversity.

America is fucked no matter who gets in office.

it's too late.

>haiti is great already
Now that they have representation in overwatch too, it's doing better than ever! amazing!

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Keep telling yourself that, Ahmed. Eventually your cave will get bombed out, you can't hide forever.

>Cause this sums up this game perfectly. A guy and a girl sitting on a bed in a motel chatting. Nothing happening.
LMAO

>all those people pretending one of the worst countries in the world isn't a shit hole
absolute disingenuous kino

>Haiti is already great

HAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO

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cry moar.

>Conan NEEDS to stop doing the entire point of the joke

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Is this Haiti or the USA? Can't tell.

It's funny because he went to Haiti, Cuba and Israel and they were all clearly shit holes.

Is this shirt supposed to be woke? Haiti has severe problems. Implying that there's nothing to fix, in one or the world's poorest countries, seems counter-productive and insensitive to the people in Haiti who can't afford to feed their children.