The chad bro is virgin and the edgy bro have a son

The chad bro is virgin and the edgy bro have a son

Itsuno logic

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Dante is fucking his mom clone every night and you know it.

[spoilers]Lady just like to watch.[/spoilers]

childhood is agreeing with Dante, adulthood is realizing that Vergil makes more sense

>I need more power
>I need more power
>I need more power
>I need more power
>I need more power
>I need to fuck
>I need more power
>I need more power

vergil's character development in a nutshell

This give me Jake Mullers deja vu in RE6 but I don't know why everybody accepts this and trashs Weskers son

He probably read that being a virgin inhibits your power capabilities.

Even Agnus had a kid.
The state of woooooyeeeahman.

More like
>mommy milkies!
>where mommy!
>FUCK DANTE
>I NEED MORE POWER
>FUCK DANTE
>I NEED MORE POWER
>FUCK DANTE
>I NEED MORE POWER
>pp wet
>FUCK DANTE
>I NEED MORE POWER

Jake is a good boy.

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In Dante's defense, the only ladies in his life are a woman who looks like his mother and a woman who is damaged goods.
He's been playin that shit smart and not hittin that.

>Even Agnus had a kid.
tbdesu he's built like a chad

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I'll hit those damaged good everyday of the week.

Was Nero's mom the only girl he pumped and dumped, or were there more?

This. Only thing that will be damaged is my dick after I'm done with her.

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When Dante brings it up Vergil seems to know exactly what he's talking about, so I assume he doesn't fuck (or at least bust inside) often

Vergil went to Fortuna, banged Nero's mom, then headed to the library where Arkham found him, so she'd be the last woman he banged for sure

Dante isn't a chad, he's a wannabe hobo.
But he's the most fun and powerful hobo who's ever lived.

he's /fitlit/

Dante is the Chad Virgin
Vegil is the Virgin Chad

When you think about it Vergil is a hobo. Doesn't even have a house or a job.

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>Itsuno logic
Bingo Morihashi logic. He wrote 3 and 4's stories as well (he worked on DMC2's story as well but he wasn't really the lead writer because of how busted the game's development was, and he also wrote Bayonetta 2).

>Vergil's DMC 4 campaign is just his walk of shame back home after having a one night stand with a random Fortuna woman

dante isn't a moron so he abandons pussy

"Guess I better lose my virginity just in case I die during this Temen-ni-Gru shit."

Either Vergil never got sex ed, devils don't get STDs or he thought you can't get someone pregnant your first time because for his memory to be that specific he's probably only creampied once in his entire life.

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Vergil decided to lose his virginity just to get it out of the way. Little did he know that his sperm was just as MOTIVATED as he was and he knocked somebody up his first time.

She won't soon forget that devils' power.

He probably got bumped into and said "you dare attack a son of sparda??" and then since Sparda is their god, she got all hot and bothered about fucking Demon Jesus and Vergil figured pic related

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Vergil should just knock up every girl to make his own POWERFUL army of sons and daughters

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Would make so much sense if Nero was somekind of clone, at least will fit better to that experiences and that worship in the church of Sparda

How Vergil fathered a child
>Vergil realizes his father wasn't a virgin
>maybe losing virginity gets you MORE POWER
>"If my father did it, I should be able to do it too!"
There.

He wanted to give hope to DMCucks.

What he failed to realize was that true power was losing your virginity to someone you love, and not some random whore

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I liked Nero until he got a devil trigger seemed like his thing would be to count more on his human side and tech, with his cheesy looking devil trigger he just seems like a OC donut steel dante

That's basically how he was in 4 too.

Obsessed

>true power was losing your virginity to someone you love
Is this why Nero is so strong?

Did you just tune in into the fandom? People have been trashing Nero and the idea that he is Vergil's son for years, it's only recently it became accepted by more than a handful of fans.

Yeah, Lady is the only tech based hunter now. Hopefully they find a better moveset for her.

Pretty much. I mean Dante's true love is pizza, but you can't lose your virginity to pizza.

I'm going to ask the question:
Why is it that Dante doesn't fuck or showed actual romantic interest in anyone outside of DMC 3 and yet there are always several anons that claim "DANTE GETS PUSSY" "HE FUCKS THE DEMON CLONE OF HIS MOM" "H-HE'S FUCKING LADY!!!"
Yet canonically, Trish and Lady live out of his place (sometimes) and Dante doesn't fuck them. He treats them like family. He shows no interest in getting his dick wet. He's just charming.

What is the logic behind the obsession to get Dante to fuck someone? Anyone? Why?

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That growl Vergil does before he changes into his Sin form does things to me.

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wasn't saying he was good in 4, just thought they would make him a bit more special, really was looking forward to more tech based stuff. now he just stands out even less

Agreed, i avoided every spoiler and didn't watch any trailers, was really let down you couldn't play lady.

Imagine your mom dressing like this haha

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>you can't lose your virginity to pizza
not with that attitude

If you think Dante isn't smashing Lady then you are very wrong

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projection

Same reason REfags want Leon to marry someone

Do you think he imagines her as a big turbo-XXL family pizza when he is banging her?
Do you think she calls him daddy?

I think Dante must be just gay
Like he likes flamboyant things, broke into dance with the fault hat and has a bunch of thirsty bitches at his dick (lady, Trish, Lucia, patty) but never touched any of them

Lady is built for lesbian Nico love

People associate having a romantic partner with being happy, and for all his wahoo pizza times, Dante is only ever depicted as being down on his luck. People are empathetic, and want even fictional people that they like to be happy, so it's not hard to see the through line here.

Patty just turned 18 and has been calling him non stop to smash her with his demon penis dante

Because it'll be interesting and it'll fulfill the joke from DMC1. I also want him to fuck Lady so I can get a tomboy daughterfu.

is this the same face model as Dante? It's like seeing Mark Hamill before and after the car accident that fucked his face up.

Dante has a bunch of people to keep him company though.

No, they have different face models. It's unknown why, as they used to be identical twins.

Do you think he calls his dick Rebellion now?

No, but I am sure virgil call his yamato

Why is the guy, whose SOLE PURPOSE is to gain power to defeat his brother, weaker than the guy who hasn't done shit for like a hundred years?

Probably a mocapping issue. I really hope they go back to making their own models and stop this photorealistic facial expressions meme. People are still going to buy their game as long as it's good.

When does this happen?

u fucked up spoler

You mean Dante? Dante got destroyed until DSD came into play.

So why didn’t V impale Dante when he had the chance?

I don't think he's into dudes.

The real chad Dante who smash angels and demons

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How do I meet other people?

Because Dante woke up.

He is just a skinnier nero

You go to social events. Learn how to talk. Take chances.

Go outside?

Mostly is jealousy
He is a hot guy who is surrounded by girls and yet he does nothing
Though dante has reason to not dick any one
Trish is an identical clone of his mom
Lady is full of issues
Patty is too young for him and he sees her as his kid
Ironically Lucia is the only girl that has ever shown some emotion towards him and her game was so bad that not even dante remembers her

Dante gets impaled in practically every game (I don't remember if he does in 2)
Doesn't V even make a remark about his "stubbornness" when it comes to that.

Can someone dump memes with Vergil in 5? I didn't visit the threads for the last week, but i saw a couple

Sorry I meant in the game, I wanna style on people

Mission 13, if you want to directly play with other people.

Others if you want to see them in the distance doing shit.

Dante probably fucked around in his younger days, he just was smart enough to pull out

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What settings unfuck this game?

god damnit im dying over here

Mostly mission 13. We're lucky if it works with the Bloody Palace update.

What about boomer Vergil?

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I got this?

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That line was so sincere to virgil's personality

Yeah I totally get Sparda now, I would absolute betray my race to shack up with this babe

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Who THE FUCK was Nero's mother?

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>The guy who acts like a clown 24/7 doesn't have a family while the guy who acts like a depressed fuck 24/7 does

I dunno, makes sense to me.

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Malphas

kek

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Both are depressed
The anime shows how dante's life is outside of a gig
He stands in his office and does nothing but be depressed all the time till some one gives him a gig

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The random woman at 2:34 gets a weird amount of attention
Not to mention
>Fortuna
>decades ago
I mean, it's possible

Most likely hooded fortuna lady

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The part of Vergil that isn't a shit lord hates Urizen more than he hates Dante.

Either this or helm breaker off huge heights.

Here we go

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If I wanna play on mission 13, should I just be playing on the devil hunter difficulty to find the most people?

One more

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Maybe Dante dont procriate because this always ending with the mother dead gods know why

>looks like Kyrie
What's up with this fucking bloodline and momfucking

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>her game was so bad that not even dante remembers her

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>that Lady peeking
reminds me of JumpForce.jpg

it was probably just easier to use an older version of the Kyrie model since they were always gonna have a hood on

He's a higher quality one.

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Why does Yamato look different in every single game

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>son, we need to talk about your love for "wroom wrooming"

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"It's got to stay in the family"

Based

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They are just really into incest

Reminder that Nero was adopted by credo and kirye's parents so he is technically the adoptive brother of his own wife

>literally Kyrie's clone
Unironically, what did they mean by this

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I think that's just cause he was legitimately a bit depressed after thinking he killed his brother (again) and Trish ran off to go see the world on her own.

And hey he does more stuff, like eat Pizza and Strawberry sundaes.

You're power forms in your mother's womb, maybe you gain gain more by returning to it.

>Climactic battle between brothers, 20 years in the making
>"Let's finish this, Vergil."
>Dante proceeds to make ridiculous kung fu noises and flip around with his nunchucks before spinning around on the ground with his fire boots

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V with the regular Monster somehow makes perfect sense.

Thank you Japan.

Vergil wanted to fight Dante at full Power. He also doesn't fight him when he comes back and Dante's tired from fighting Urizen

That smile he does before the fight with dante is probably the best and most subtle cg smile Ive ever seen in my life. I personally hope they never go back to mocap meme again bit that smile ALMOST made all the ugly jarring faces worth it. It looked so real. Someone please make a webm.

Why the FUCK did they make Nero stronger then Dante? Why didnt they change Trishs face. Not to mention Vergil

Not to mention
>Keeps making you wear a cowboy hat for some reason.

Human blood

This one?

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The impression I got from Nero at the end was that he was able to beat both a tired and weakened Dante and Vergil.
I wouldn't pull out the official power rankings yet, though.

Lady must be OP

Mocap is probably the only way it looked so real,

The reason is simple: Fujoshis. They like to imagine Dante fucking other males, so to not straight up destroy their fantasies, Itsuno don't talk about who Dante bones. He gives a space to imagination, he is a smart guy and know how to appease to multiple demographics.

>What is the logic behind the obsession to get Dante to fuck someone?
There's a strange pleasure in shipping if you have the mentality of a teenager girl while being a male, like most of the people in Yea Forums.

We get unbirthing in Devil May Cry now? Fucking sweet.

I try to divekick down every hole I come across as Dante

>like most of the people in Yea Forums
Most people of Yea Forums are obsessed with an idea of continuing some particular bloodline.

>no turbo
i don't even have the right to talk about inertia because i couldn't use it effectively but why did the make the game so slow?

>virgil a chad

>After you beat the game,Dante and Virgil are sitting in the van togethor
>Dante looking normal minding his own damn buisness and reading a mag
>Virgil LITERALLY sits there fidgeting and staring at dante like a fucking weirdo
>sitting in the van with Nero
>looks up like he wants to talk to him
>pussies out and Nero doesn't even notice

ITs like he cant decide weather to hug him or stab him with Yamamato
He really is the the lame fuck that V was at his core.
Its like all he thinks about is power and fighting Dante
Borderline homo obssession over his brother
You figure Dante would have the kid since he clearly the normal brother of the two.

>has raised giant constructs from the demon world not once,but twice and killed millions
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM LOL
Genocidal,Autistic,overly obssesed Son of Sparda is a more fitting title for Vergil

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>Why the FUCK did they make Nero stronger then Dante?
They didn't. He's clearly up there with them now, but he came in when they were both worn down from fighting each other, the same reason Jester could beat them both in DMC3, the same reason Dante got his ass whooped by Virgil when he reformed just like an hour prior.

Dante took a nap, and Virgil jobbed, but could still fight.

There were times the mocap was really good. That scene where Dante told Nero that Vergil is his father. His expression was on point.

>All smiles.webm

Who is the girl that invites Dante to her 18th birthday party?

Nero is not stronger than either. Vergil and Dante just kicked the living shit out of each other. When they were exhausted even a clown like Arkham could dance on their bodies.

>Keeps making you wear a cowboy hat for some reason.
Is there a single person here who didn't do this?

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Patty, she's from the anime. She was a little girl Dante was hired to watch.

Patty
The loli from the anime that hangs around dante and becomes his pseudo daughter to him
It's why he doesn't want to go to the party because he knows well she doesn't see him as a father and she wants him to pop her cherry

Loli from the anime called "Patty". Lived at the shop for a while.

The anime any good?

Hmmm...

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>V&D having fun
>Nero just rushes in and start screeching about shit

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It's mediocre. Outside of giving Dante a weird obsession with strawberry sundae, it just shows off him as an overpowered protagonist that can't really be threatened by anything.

>looks like a sadder, more emotionally numb Kyrie

I like the concept that Vergil gave this poor women the greatest night/week of her life and then just fucking bounced and crushed her soul

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Not really. There's no need to watch it.

Patty"i'm done cleaning your office"Lowell

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Did Vergil fuck Kyries mom or something

anyone else figure out that you can do the megaman slide when you have the mega buster equipped?

>mfw

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>fuck girl and create nero

>take nero arm for more power

it works

>"You're not going to kill each other, God damn it!"
>"Hey Dante, if I beat him, I get a point"

If you want to see depressed dante and his loli not going on adventures, sure

So why did they retcon the fact that Mundus killed Theri mother?!
Before Urizen/Vergil eats the fruit Dante says his mother looked all over for him right before I killed her

>the west taking a recent shit on MJ again
>meanwhile japan honors him by making Dante do his dance moves
Is everyday opposite day in Japan? If so I'd like to move there.

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why THE FUCK did they cast madsen as vergil

That will be... curious.

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>Vergil looks so awkward here because he met Kyrie and doesn't know how to tell Nero she's his biological sister.

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She gets merced by Mundus' goons while looking for Vergil.
She dies right after putting Dante in the closet

> implying sex with virgil would be good
He would just stand clothed next to the bed and judgement nut end inside the girl before going home

It's funny how Nero is the voice of reason

>fuck off and stop fighting, go eat pizza and calm down

Yea Forums feels broken but god damn is his play style fucking cool.

>When you think about it Vergil is a hobo. Doesn't even have a house or a job.
Vergil is a murder hobo like all the protagonists of Chinese wuxia stories or the nameless ronin from Yojimbo. He just travels the world looking to get stronger and fucking bitches that throw themselves on him. There's no way there isn't a Japanese Nero.

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>Before Urizen/Vergil eats the fruit Dante says his mother looked all over for him right before I killed her
>before I killed her

Reported for being Mundus.

>judgement nut end
kek
so fast she doesn't even feel it

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>YOU SHALL CUM
>SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION

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Lady and Trish's reasoning for Nero to not fight Vergil was weird
>"You can't kill your own father, so let's just let his brother do it."

>"Give your Kyrie to me"
>"No way, you' got your own"
>"Well, I want yours too"

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Just finished the game.
Damn, that boss fight with Vergil, followed by that second boss fight where you get to stomp Vergil was top tier.

Patricide is considered an extremelly evil thing in many cultures.

>When all you want to do is go have a stupid sword fight with your long lost brother, but everyone else thinks you're trying to kill each other so they won't let you

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Sounded like dante said he killed her accidentally.

Rewatch it in the gallerry user

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Do you think it felt good to her or was it just

>girl is mostly undressed, Vergil just standing at the end of the bed looking at her with a blank stare
>uh, r-ready when you are
>Ready? I've already finished.
>turns around dramatically, coat swirling in the air on the way out
>girl doesn't even know what happened, ends up pregnant anyway

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This should be in DMC6

Please user, don't destroy my sides

>just spent 3 hours running mission 13 back to back cooping with random goons

This is good fun, I've seen a couple Neros going nuts.

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In the harder difficulties is there no respawn option?
It's kind of annoying to be playing through it and the game keeps trying to make me just respawn mid fight when I want to try it again both of us at full health, and I don't want to sit through a full death animation.

No he doesn't that's stupid. She dies off camera seconds after putting him in the closet.

That but she also heard the judgment cut sound fx

How long until DMC5 Special edition with playable lady, trish, and vergil?

I wish the game had more moments like this. It felt very under utilized as a feature.

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They could very well still be fucking.
>Those two dodge questions like they dodge bullets
Neither Dante nor Lady seem like the romantic type, but you don't have to be romantic to fuck and love someone. Especially if you're Dante.

Here's hoping we see it return in Bloody Palace, it feels like a waste of dev time if it doesn't get expanded on there.

I wonder how her birthday party went.

I heard you can recover the original kalina ann but I beat the game and didnt see it

mission 11, its in a room you can get too by destroying some roots

The dmcv version looks like he is worried about something
Like
"I hope patty didn't do something stupid in her party"

JACKPOT

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Fucking shit my sides
>bing bing bing WAHOOOOOOOOooooooo!

Probably a bunch of her male friends hit on her trying to be her first and she rejected all of them while waiting for dante to show up
She saved a slice of cake for him too

My fucking sides

>NOW I'm motivated.

They better have rated him stylish.

Sparda loved his wife so much even his descendants will love their mothers. The will of Sparda lives on.

How the fuck do people manage to style on these bosses? I feel like I can only do set amounts of hugs before having to wait until another opening on a lot of them. Especially Vergil.

based

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And Vergil wouldn't have it any other way.

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>V&D
>VD
>Sparda's literal semen is venereal disease

More like "I hope Patty didn't do something stupid or that demons attacked her party"

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why has Dante never boned Lady? big think.

why hasn't lady cucked Kyrie yet?

when will we get SFM porn of the girls?

many questions yet to be answered.

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Royal Guard.

what does this do exactly?

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>The virgin Tameem's "Fock you" vs the Chad Itsuno "FUCK YOU"
pure kino

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Too many issues with Lady. She got fucked up with having to kill Arkham.

SSSemen demon(hunter)

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imagine being patty
>a guy who's twenty years older than you saves your life
>he's a complete fuckup in everything other than demon slaying
>found your mom though, that was nice of him
>pretty hot for a pizza hobo, honestly
>now YOU do the jailbait wait, eight or ten years
>god why do you even like him, he practically cums over pizza
>call him on your birthday
>before you can say 'not a little kid any more' he hangs up
>turns out he went out to die against a pile of roots with a lisp
>oh, he's back!
>now he's decided to make hell boomer territory with his brother
can't get a fucking break, jesus

Bait of that quality deserves at least one (You).

>Give your fedora to me.
>No way, you got your own.
>Well, I want yours too.

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Because of this one simple rule:
CUHRAYZEE = yay
Crazy = nay

Lets you use exceed 2 moves

In DMC6 Vergil comes back from hell again and realizes he's 20 years late on his mortgage.

what about with Nero? I struggle to reach S on mission 20

Like he cares, he's 20 years late on his child support

>People associate having a romantic partner with being happy
I blame hollywood for this shity meme. Every movie has to end with a man and woman potentially fucking, it scores well with female test audiences or some bullshit.

I smell a villain for DMC 6

It's better that way
I can't even imagine how would be letting dante pop your maidenhood

I mean if virgil sex is a judgment nut
What is dante's version?
He style switches the whole thing?

>pp hard
What form of power is this?

Yeah, but that Fortuna chick wants his sperm as child support.

Yeah but what exactly are exceed 2 moves.

Just as god intended

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More powerful exceed moves

haha based

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Lucifer.

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theyre both autistic just in different ways
>I NEED MORE POWER
>BING BING WAHOO

>SWOTRICSWOTRICSWORROYAGUNSWORDTRIC SSSSSSSSSSSSTINGERRRRRRRRRRR

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> that fucking poem about his dick
Why do I feel like patty would love that shit

Bigger AOE, more hits, or just more damage?

Oh Hinkles you card

Assuming it isn't bait, you know that hugely expensive skill you bought right below it that mentions giving you more Exceed Gauge? It unlocks the second pip of that gauge. Level two is just a generalized buff that I don't think has any unique properties over level 1 Exceed, but level 3 gives beefed up variations of a lot of moves that are WAY stronger.

>whips it out
>then, he thrusts it
>WITH
>GREAT
>FORCE
>Every angle, it penetrates
>Until, with great strength, he rams it in

In the end, we are all satisfied.

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>Yells "Jackpot!" when he busts

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>DONT YOU DARE SAY IT

see

> 18 year old patty is naked in the bed across the room
> dante dick stingers it in

Depends, EX streak will swing for every exceed stock you have as will EX high roller. Double down hits harder and has a slightly bigger eruption if you have more stocks.

Yes.

Don't you dare

How the fuck did Dante go from wanting to kill Vergil to chilling with him in hell

so could V be considered evil? his ultimate goal all along was to turn back into Vergil and then gain more power, and the shit he said right before merging with Urizen was pretty suspect

Does anyone else not like Dr. Faust at all? Aside from memes and shit like pic related. I honestly started taking it out of my load out so it didn't get in the way switching to other guns.

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They both had pent up anger for each other for the longest time and their fight just let it all out, now they're cool with each other I guess.

I saw a dude on level 13 literally only using that and was SSS the entire time

>implying he ever wanted to kill Vergil

The last thing he does in DMC3 is reach out for him, it's pretty obvious they love each other

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They are kinda of immortal
Death is only temporary for them

> implying patty wouldn't yell jackpot along with dante when they cum

dr faust is form over function, honestly
wouldn't have it any other way, the only gun i use

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onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten IGNITE THE FLAMES

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that's what I love about the sons of Sparda, they're not heroes like their dad. They already know they can save the world within seconds from any threat if they actually try. They just want to see who's stronger.

Thanks

Only time he might have wanted to kill him was RIGHT as he revived, because he didn't know what his intentions were. After that, Dante conspicuously never mentioned actually killing Vergil, only kicking his ass and taking Yamato to seal the tree.

Sounds like these two need to be friends

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NOW!!!

How much tighter is the window for MAX act compared to EX act?
I didn't play nero much in 4SE. His moveset didnt feel as fun to me compared to others but 5 has him really growing on me.

>COMPLETE
>GLOBAL
>MOTIVATION

I think she'd try to, but would be more awkward about it.
>JACKPOT!
>J-Jaaaackp-pot! Yeah!

Main menu after you finish the game I think, main menu is all I know.

Now they just need to add skins from the precuels and co op BP for this to be the best DMC ever.

wait till you get to DMD and your guys die in like two hits to bosses even with fully upgraded defense

His main goal WAS to kill Urizen, hence him fucking off to grab Nero as insurance at the start. Had Dante won as quickly as he usually did, V would have been long gone with no way to reunite. Reforming was just a bonus, he was willing to die to stop his demon half from pulling his bullshit.

based dante players

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>imagine Nero getting pinned against a gray wall

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Still tight to the point where you would need to be a machine to reliably execute it though I feel like I'm hitting more than I did in 4.

> we will never get a super vanilla dante x patty doujin featuring all of this

Sadness

>Uroboros is actually in DMC2 via a company that creates demons

Yeppppp these two would get along just fine

>my people need me

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He's alright. People find him boring since he has a lot of crowd control and enemies rarely target him on DH. Play him on DMD and you'll feel the pain. It's really fun though.

Are you on ps4?
Cause it feels fucked on pc
I almost never get it

guys what if the next game has a big time skip and the main character is Dante's daughter

>implying Dante didn't fuck someone prior to DMC3 events too and DMC6 is going to be about his heir fighting Mundus

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> uncle Nero teachin the love child of dante and patty how to slay demons

I would play that

More like Vergil's daughter from Kyrie

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I honestly would be hyped. I do want it to be different to how DMC plays and more grounded with a business. Hunting normal demons and doing odd jobs. Maybe you even meet humans possessed by devil arms and explore ruins with puzzles.

Least Wesker didn’t cut off his own sons arm

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>10 days until ost
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Does devil dante have the best ass in vidya?

PC too. I have more issues with the delays on combos than max-act.

I would play a super small scale mini management phone game where you have to manage devil may cry as a company by sending dante/nero/trish/lady into missions to pay the bills

is EXCEEDing easier in 5? i fucking hates Nero because of it in 4 but in 5 i pull it even MAX Exceed most of the time constantly

Vergil's better

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Can't beat snake's still

imagine the smell

What did Griffon mean by Vergil’s nightmare? Did killing them remove his memories of being mindfucked by mundus?

Even this lady looks better and has a better body than "relistic" lady

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Look, by this point Dante had killed Vergil like twice. A third time isn't going to make him any more of a pizza-obsessed manchild. Probably.

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I love shit like this. but I really did want a versus mode.

I hope Patty is playable next game or we at least see what she looks like now.

you mean cousin Nero?

Lady killed her own father and it traumatized her for years. She openly states this.

If they stay with the realism meme you don't want to see that.

I'd dig it. I don't know if they'll ever retire Dante, but if they did that'd be a good successor for his moveset.

>both Vergil and Dante probably understood that their last fight will end with death for both of them but still rolled with it
Thank fucking god Nero was there.

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When are the ladies getting their own game?

Yes.
There's even an air taunt exceed that helps you to reliably build exceed even if you can't max act it all times.

Nigga, they were doing no such thing.

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Faust is godly when you max it and use Gunslinger together with some "get the fuck away from me" weapon like Cavaliere.
Really good and fast aoe damage.

>implying Vergil or Dante will ever kill the other
they are brothers that take their sibling rivalry to apocalyptic levels. They fight each other as a way to bond. Remember the series is called Devil May Cry because Dante cried when he thought Vergil was dead

yeah im sure they were real serioud after how many times they “killed” each other

fucking autism

Dante states in 3 that he is ready to kill Vergil if this is needed to stop him.
They were charging at each other in Sin Trigger which is literally the highest display of power and who knows what would've happened if Nero weren't there.

Imagine playing DnD with the guy sheesh

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>who knows what would've happened if Nero weren't there.
They would have beaten the shit out of each other some more until one of them remembered the giant demon tree was about to kill humanity.

>who knows what would've happened if Nero weren't there
literally nothing
i also dont understand why the characters said that Dante killed Vergil when
a) Vergil is literally right there
b) Vergil fell to hell by his own decision and didnt die

He'd rather play chess using the pieces from Temen-ni-gru

He "killed" him in dmc1

They were talking about Nelo Angelo, user.

1 of them would of gotten a point in their game. They rest and recover for a few hours, and then try again. Vergil's antics is the only reason Dante isn't a starving hobo. They care without showing user

>No way faget

>would of
That's alot of fucking up right there.

but thats retconned by 5
5’s story literally couldnt happen if he killed Vergil

But he thought he killed him and everyone thought he was dead

This moment is hysterical, what a fucking full force autist

>this dude managed to fuck and impregnate a girl

did Nero not realize that if he would have let Vergil win then the whole rivalry ends? because Vergil is strongest by default

>when Balrog clicks and you start chaining attacks in the two modes seamlessly

my god, this must be what sex feels like (virgin here)

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The game does state multiple times that they were planning on killing each other. If Nero didn’t intervene they would probably both be dead

The live action version is great as well.

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>corrects people for colloquialism
>alot
the fuck did he mean by this?

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All I wanted was a cutscene with the whole gang eating dinner together

lucia was absolutely dripping to make little mistral-looking quarter-humans with him

It will happen in a year or two when Dante and Vergil get out of hell.

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>After 3 games of killing Vergil we're finally set up for a bro-op road trip through the Underworld
It's all I ever wanted.

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Dante would of called nepotism and invalidated the point. What part of sibling rivalry do you not understand user?

>Why the FUCK did they make Nero stronger than Dante?
They don't though? Nero came in when the two autists already beat each other a pulp. Dante and Vergil can barely fight by that point Dante just casually shows it while Vergil trying to act cool and got his ass kick.

They're keeping score, it wouldn't have even slowed the autism down.

they have the Yamato this time, can't they just leave whenever they want?

>Dante dosent have a son.
Oh boy, you are gonna shit yourself when you get introduced to DMC 6.

>Nero has a baby.
>Yo who is this white haired fucker.
>Nobody knows who he is and asks what his name is.
My names Wild Wacky Wahoo Pizzaman.

They need to find a hole that connects demon and human world first and those appear randomly, it's how Dante managed to get out after 2.

>V canonically chugs energy drinks all day

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Dante literally says he doesnt give a shit

Maybe Yamato can't cut them into different dimensions so they're stuck in hell.

The real question is why not just get Nico to drive her van into hell and back.

>yfw Dante secretly fucked Lucia

Dante literally says he doesn't give a shit about everything. Yet in the end he there in Hell, keeping track of the score right alongside Vergil.

>Dante is super cool, calm and collected
>Stylish over everything else
>Brother manages to push his buttons hard enough for him to actually get mad
That's what brothers do to you, god damn it's funny.

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Cutting between dimensions is the thing Yamato does. Hell and the human world specifically. There was an entire game focused around that fact.

about Nero standing in for him for 1 round of their autistic fight that has endangered the world multiple times now

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Is V fucking drinking Virility?

>That fucking shadow going in the wrong direction.
COME ON MAN!

The amount of Monster edits is ascending my sides into heaven

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>Dante has a red headed daughter with Lucia
>Dante's kid is 3/4 demon
>And a bird

What do you guys think the most fucking annoying enemy in the game is? I dislike the rollers/big hand grabber faggots

Yeah but it seems to only go from the human world to hell. Hence why dmc3 vergil was trapped in the demon world then too.

The rollers with armor / the scissor sisters wearing the black hoods

>Dante's kid is a girl
>She's playable
>Unarmed
>She really likes pro wrestling

Teleporting scythe hand fags

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DMC5 is fucking fantastic with enemies, there nobody i would call annoying in the same style as those rotating shield faggots in 3 or Blitz in 4. The closest thing are probably the nothen personnel lizards but they are still very cool game design wise.

Vergil was trapped in Hell because Mundus immediately showed up and kicked his ass, breaking the Yamato in the process.

V's belly button is for ______

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>Virgil finds out he is the father.
>Dante says "hey, even you where young once too"
>Implying Dante had himself a nice fling.

Dante has a kid, trust me, we all know this, we all know this is going to be some Nero and the new kid team up.

>Dante had a daughter.
>Shes just as wild and crazy as Dante is if not more.
>She just wants to kick Dante's ass.
>She constantly tells Dante how he has shit taste for just ordering Peparoni pizza and nothing else like a supreme.
>She constantly shits on Dante's style and leaves him to resort to embarrassing her with a drunken dad floss dance in front of demons.

Red and Black Teleports behind you anime enemy

I hope Vergil gets another kid that only uses summoned swords.

>Dante had a daughter.
Sparda family line is incapable of producing the weaker gender, stop with this

What does Nico smell like?

What's the best new Devil Arm and why is it Balrog?

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Nero already uses them.
He's just better with energy projection

How do you get this?

A fun DLC idea would be to have them go through challenge circles akin to bloody palace (be autistic about it and have it be 9 circles,) just like the book).

Cigarettes and sweat.

I mean if the woman was living in Fortuna, it's entirely possible that the cult sent her to seduce Vergil so they could have Sparda's blood as a tool or to disseminate amongst their community. cuz like Kyrie and Nero are siblings and they seemed to have some business going on even before Nero destroyed the cult and left Fortuna, it's borderline incest. Plus Nero often acted out and was clearly not the same as the other cult soldiers, so I feel like he was there by the cult's design.

For the achievo requiring you do mission 11 without equipping dante with a weapon, do the swords count? It doesn't seem like you can take them off.

>tfw literally cant stop using balrog


why is it so fucking satisfying

>453945325
>Not wanting Dante to have to deal with a third crazy bitch in his life.

Alright bros hit me with it is there an after-credits scene if you kill x number of demons like 3/4? and if there is what is it i just finished the game and i need to know

Theres 2

S Rank Mission 05 on Son of Sparda difficulty, the one with the Geryon fight.
After you complete the game once, you get the photo on the left if you are A Rank or below, and the second photo if it's S Rank, one for each mission.

Patty is taking that spot for not coming to her party

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He already stated that his son is going to fight Mundus

>tfw never used balrog
is it better than the sword? if yes for what enemies

Literally pic related

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can you tell me what both of them are and how many demons i need to kill?

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

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Yeah, since a statement you make years before you have a kid affects the gender of your child.
And that would even add to the comedy potential.

scissors and dualwield teleporting fags are absolute cancer

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There's no scene tied to it. Afaik you just get a different line of dialogue at the end of the fight sequence

>V is getting in touch with his human side
>conflicted about the whole situation
>goes around town evacuating civilians
Calling it now, some girl fucked him as repayment for rescuing her.

Furies. But it seems like they're supposed to be the blitzes of this game so they're not too bad. The big fire bats are bastards too

>Dante has a kid while he was going under the name Tony Redgrave.
>They try to figure out why he picked the name Tony.
>Flash back, Dante is eating a slice of pizza and somebody asks him his name.
>He just looks down at the pizza box.
>Its Tony's Pizza.

I can see Dante having twins, one a boy, one a girl, both a big pain in his ass, it would be perfect for the lazy bum to deal with.

It builds style like crazy, and it has access to Real Impact.

for me it was completely RNG
first time i tried my best with Nero and Dante and didnt get shit
2nd time i straight up skipped Nero and played around with Dante and got both

>People have been trashing Nero and the idea that he is Vergil's son for years
What in the fuck are you talking about?
I've never seen bitching about it and it's been almost common acceptance since 4 first came out

I'm in literal tears, God fucking damn it these moves are only cool when you're not watching from someone else's perspective
Two days this game has been oiut, that's fantastic

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In mine, Dante mentioned going even with Vergil after the fight.

What happened to the Yamato in his pants?

oh just a line? that's a bit... disappointing
wait that's the thing that changes? in mine dante said he has one over vergil

Jesus Vergil! Iron your fucking trench coat

My experience involved me spamming "TRICK SWORD," while he revved next to me.

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>Luka's father is Antonio Redgrave
>which can be shortened to "Tony"
CONFIRMED

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He's full of shit.

youtu.be/_kwrOIg8T20?t=1508

I think it goes with how many enemies you kill.

youtube.com/watch?v=CwaYE6Sa8DI
too slow

>tfw had an autistic dream where there was a third brother who's actually the oldest in the Sparda family and you play as him in the next game
>final boss would be fighting both Vergil and Dante together

a third brother would be a dumb plot point but a Dante & Vergil fight mite be cool

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He says after getting bitched slapped so hard it almost kills him.

Thank god I can go into The Void and practice Royal Guard against them.

Nero, I'll fuck Kyrie, you can't handle her

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What is this? is vergil playable? just beat the game today

All right level with me lads is Geryon actually as tedious as you people say? Just fought him again on SoS and I didn't find him that bad, this time I even managed to prevent either summon from going into stalemate. Granted he hits the pets like a truck hitting for at least half of their health even through max upgrades, and I can just imagine on DMD he'll instadown them or close to it. I still find a bit of fun in him since he's like one of the few things that actually pose a threat in putting the pets into stalemate

lessee lesse and thank you~!

extra scene with Morrison, Lady and Trish and then with Dante and vergil

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>not "you don't have enough motivation"
YOU HAD ONE (1) JOB

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No, you can unlock EX Costume to use in cutscenes and his battles, similar to Lady, Trish and Nico.
That said, apparently there are references to Vergil being playable.

So are we going to get DLC? would like to play as lady with a more advanced moveset

So how does the coop/playing with friends even work? like say i want to play with my nero friend as dante would that be possible? or did i hear wrong and that just isn't a thing

cute, ladyxdante otp.

love the monster drink edits

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I just don't get why they say
>"I know you hate Vergil"
I don't really think he does right now guys, I think he's just incredibly confused

Does mission 13 actually have real coop or is it just a cameo?

i'm like 99% sure it's going to be optional in Bloody Palace;the game utilizes internet connection, and like you said;why just make co-op a feature when it's very limited to begin with? it's going to be an extra in BP.

>Don't you dare say it!
>Nigger

Why did Itsuno feel the need to consult Raimi on the dialogue, anyway?

Because the events Virgil set forth killed a shit load of people, and unlike Dante, Nero really hates it, if you need more proof look at 4, his whole regret is not being strong enough to protect people.

Read the notes, Lady is a drunk and has a hard time living with it, and Date has nothing but regret for what he did to Vergil, but dosent think there is another way.

How do you get Vergil's EX color?

It's real you just wont always see them

wouldn't it be judgment cum?

outfit really makes it out like she's a witch or dabbles in magic of sorts, though.

It's more of a jump in and help if you want, i prefer standing in the distance taunting them while they fuck around

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I HEAR THE ROAR OF A BIG MACHINE

I've barely even used that when the lock on forward attack and follow up punch are so satisfying to use. I love the balrog, it's just a shame it's harder for my peanut brain to use than the vroom vroom swords.

nico was real cute in that scene with how much she was marking out and spilling spaghetti

I unironically want a real RE7 with Jake as the protagonist.

Jake and Sherry best videogame couple

>but you can't lose your virginity to pizza
Debatable

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>Eva is an Umbran Witch

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DON'T CUM TO QUESTION ALL THAT YOU KNOW

>play through game
>it's a shitload of fun
>start Son of Sparda
>Nero keeps DT and can buster anytime
how does Itsuno keep one-upping himself in the same game? 2nd playthrough Nero is so much fucking fun

The ending of DMC3 shows they do love eachother. DMC1 is when Virgin is beyond corrupted by Mantits, and Dante is cemented in believing killing him is better than letting him be doomed to a fate of puppetry. DMCV shows us that Virgin retaining the memory of Virgins nobody gave him a new respect for humanity. Dante seeing that/picking that up makes him not want to kill him now that his brother understands what he understands;doesn't stop them from duking it out to prove whose biggus dickus. I mean their last fight was something like 25 years ago. I'm sure they're curious whose the stronger person after all this time.

>Gets rocked by demons in 4 seconds flat

Just sum it up like Goku fighting Vegeta at this point.

>yfw Vergil can now style switch in the DLC

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>those hair

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>while Vergil stabs himself with a sword, he turns away from the painting of the whole family
>becomes an abomination his father was fighting to protect humans
>while Dante stabs himself with a sword, he faces the painting directly
>absorbs his family legacy into himself and makes it truly his own

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>gains magic styles based on V summons

>Eva's demonic contract with Sparda ends with Sparda's death
>Home that used to be protected gets invaded by demons shortly after
>Eva could barely cast simple magic, all she can do is try and hide the kids

absolute kino

He can.
>Doppleganger
>Quicksilver
>Darkslayer

Maybe a fourth, no idea. He also has a Gilver costume.

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When the fuck does faust hat become not fucking useless?
Bleeding currency seems like shit

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I hope they make some weapon DLC later because fuck me do I want to play with Pandora in V

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I'm fucking dying
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i really like this idea of a style switching vergil, shame it probably wont happen

Turbo cheat already exists.
youtube.com/watch?v=bFlNeemVa8s
tapatalk.com/groups/infernalworks/dmc5-timescale-ce-table-t3886.html

>Throw hat on demon
>Beat up demon with Balrog jabs
>???
>PROFIT

desu I'm to addicted with using Ann 2 to kill everything in sight to use Fraust

Double kalina ann + Faust are better than Pandora.

>PlayerVergil.app
>DoppleGangerParameter
>SlowParameter
>RisingStarParameter

He does have styles, SlowParameter is obviously Quicksilver. The real tell is RisingStarParameter because that's a Beowolf move, which he doesn't use in his boss fight.

When you want to grind orbs on mission 13

when I played mission 13 I didnt see anyone else, there was never even a "Featuring"
did I miss something or mess something up? I chose Dante

>yfw he doesn't get Beowulf back but instead uses Shadow as a gauntlet weapon

youtu.be/5at7yKhJcnc

is this theme okay to Yea Forums? to me it sounds more like a 'first vergil battle' theme than final

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I thought V was going to be some pagan witchcraft shit. His cane would be how he channeled that magic and why it can kill demons. His familiars would be the result of some kind of pact with the underworld, and so they can't actually kill demons. Someone tell me why this plot idea is retarded because I still kinda like it.

Can you get banned for this shit? I want to go full turbo

Say that to my face

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Network glitch

>no Dante... (Dante... (Dante...) for beating him
if theres any mod i want, its one that adds JUST that sfx in

read her few poems, thats it, she is wet.

I forgot what its called in DMC4 but he does use the launcher ender of his Rapid Cut on SoS and above, unless it is already in and has a different name for it?

(you)rizen's theme is the more 'Vergil' theme
youtu.be/-Jox9HJ9HZ8

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Because Trish.

Anyway I think the explanation for why they cannot kill demons is because they are not "real" but psychic projections like the Malphas duplicates of bosses. After Vergil is reborn, they also get spat out as real physical demons to hurt Dante.

Highlight the text an do Alt+S, m8.

People stopped because DmC happened and Donte was way worse

That makes no sense. That happened 2000 years ago and Eva is human. Eva didn't die 2000 years ago.

God, I hope not. That would be such lazy writing.

Besides, in the DMC4 novel it says she left Nero there because she thought they'd treat a descendant of Sparda well which implies she wasn't a local.

Dante with bobs and vagene? I'm sold

>just unlocked Devil Sword Dante
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE EXAGGERATING, THIS IS INSANE

systems on top of systems, oh my god

you can take em off after beating Son of Sparda

>Devil Sword Dante
>8 seconds to do anything

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I can’t believe Jake is 6 years younger than Sherry.
It feels so unreal.

>Hey remember when your dad turned into a clown and beat us all up
>Haha good times

What is it with people wanting Nero to be Sparda so bad?.

Because people like it when the main character has a child

what? where

Just you wait until a new red haired devil hunter from dumary island is introduced.

fuck nero

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what do you mean?

Vergil, please, I'm not Kyrie

SDT lasts fuck all

Because they are desperately trying to pretend like Dante isnt gay

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Hollywood is the exact opposite of what people want for Dante. The mainstream media has been pushing up amorous flings over actual relationships for decades, it's not very common that an MC has a shot at an actual future with someone; at best they'll get their dick wet and have nothing to do with one another in the sequel.

What people want for Dante is an actual family to call his own in addition to the friends around him. In other words, another success over Vergil who probably only had a one night stand with a nine month accident following his Judgement Nut.

I fucking knew it. I instantly thought of Costanza as soon as I saw that fucking pose in the cutscene. What a fucking god.

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Thats a dude isnt it?

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I'm pretty sure he means the sword Dante with the summoned swords, not Sin Devil Trigger.

I havent heard anyone else say this but Dan gave a far better performance as Vergil in 5

The way he says "you shall die" in the "give up" screen is delivered infinitely better than in 3

>In Devil May Cry, "Tony Redgrave" is an alias used by Dante in his early days of demon slaying. The name can also be seen on Dante's notorious handguns, Ebony and Ivory: "For Tony Redgrave. By .45 Art Warks". When asked about the connection over twitter, Kamiya answered that Antonio Redgrave was a journalist that Dante respected, so he used it as his fake name during his days as a mercenary in Bobby's Cellar.

>Chapter 2.
>"This is it, no more wheels from here"
>Nico can fucking drive literally anywhere, including seemingly impossible locations.
What did they mean by this.

he had a cold when recording for 3 so he sounded autistic and nasally
for whats it worth i love 3 vergil for that reason but 5 vergil feels like what he actually was going for

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She's lazy.

Funny you guys says that, because thanks to the novel Lucia is the only woman Dante seems to have a romantic interest into (assuming they did a good job translating it, they act like ex)
I'd be fine with that, but a girl would be just Lucia 2.0, red haired boy is the way to go.

>Dante's kid is a redhead that slicks his hair back

Vergil+V's merge should've been the midgame arkham twist of 5. Nero gets his DT midgame.
Then D+V+N go to the underworld to fuck the Qlipoth up
Then Vergil offers to stay behind to shut the portal. Dante won't let him, because he doesn't want to leave his brother alone for a third time. Then they bitchslap Nero and leave him in charge of the human world.

Considering the start of mission 7 I assume it's because whatever method she uses to get to those impossible locations takes some time to actually enact so it's better for the boys to just go ahead. IIRC Pretty much all the phone cutscenes involve a time-skip fade to black

how do i deal with a Fury

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I like to shotgun em when they're about to hit, usually blasts them back. Probably a better way of dealing with them though.

this thing says yes

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Pssht, the Faust hat already proves that.

NWF

So I take it SSS rank for missions doesn't exist anymore? Just S'd everything in a mission and "only" got regular S rank.

>vergil the chad alpha and omega bangs a girl and creates the strongest human

>dante shoots up a fucking church like an insane incel

So is Vergil actually god then?

>when will we get SFM porn of the girls
I hope this game gets the Overwatch treatment.

all of the above

>V just straight up says the twist halfway through the game
>*wheeze* yeah im vergil
what the fuck bros i thought it was a secret

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>not figuring it out when he says "I need more p-STRENGTH"