>Want to play Devil May Cry 5 soooooooo fucking bad
>Bed ridden with food poisoning
>Got cold shivers and the shits
Please Yea Forums, keep me company :(
I just wanna talk about DMCV, Sekiro, and MK 11. Pokémon is cool too.
Want to play Devil May Cry 5 soooooooo fucking bad
Please Yea Forums
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daamn lad. i had food poisoning recently and it was so bad. i hope u get a quick recoveryi forgot what stuff i took to bear with it. anyways i thought geras was kinda lame til i warmed up to that fatal blow its so fucking cool i love his time powers
What gave you food poisoning?
Unless his second fatality is badass, I’ll be sticking to brutalities with him
I'm glad they fixed the faces in MK11. Cassie Cage is a huge improvement over 10 because she doesn't have that awful hair and isn't voiced by Ashly Burch.
But where the fuck is Rain?
KBBQ. I undercooked the pork. Funny thing is the same thing happened to me last time I got KBBQ.
I’ll say. Looks like prime ScarJo.
Have faith, Rain will make it
Goddamn, OP.
I had a really questionable breakfast, and now I'm literally sitting on the shitter, shivering and spraying hot mist from my asshole as I type this.
Don't worry, buddy. We'll shit through this together.
-your brother in poo
Geras is alright. Kinda reminds me of Tremor and I liked that guy.
Censorved May Cry SJW, Shitkerio: Sony Buys Twice, Burka Kombat and Basedmon
Why so negative?
Thanks brother. Taking anything to soothe the pain?
What’s your favorite Pokémon user? Mine is Volcarona, Incineroar, Salazzle, and Braixen
Stay strong user
eat tomato soup for a steady recovery.
It's no food poising, but I'm sick and my chest is fucking killing me. I'm trying to play DMC 5 trough the pain just in case I'm actually dying.
The emo Hot Topic twink might be my favorite character in the series.
>Bed ridden with food poisoning
i know that feel i cant drink root beer float without getting sick
I fully expected to hate him, but I don't.
holy shit that neck
Thanks user, but I can’t seem to keep anything but water down
Get some rest bro. Feel better so you can truly enjoy DMCV. I wouldn’t wanna ruin the experience
Surprised how much I liked him. What about him worked? His whole persona screams, edgy, emo, teen, but for some reason it just really works
Kano looks sick as fuck! Loving the classic look of his eye
Not yet. Luckily my medicine cabinet is well stocked, so I've got some dramamine, ginger pills, pepto, and antacids handy, but so far just sticking to sipping ginger ale.
WHY ISN'T ANYONE HYPED FOR NOOB ON Yea Forums??????? ARE YOU PEOPLE BEYTA MALES?
i am he is one of the best
shoulda eaten more veggies you fast food junkie
fatass faggot
What. /vg/-pill me on this.
I usually like medieval armor, but this doesn`t look good. And he uses a sickle, which is lame.
Why in the fuck is it so easy to hit SSS with Kylo Ren? How did he manage to make Vergil less evil on so many levels? Everything they did with these shenanigans they did it right.
Erron Black looks pretty cool, was he good in MKX?