Friendly reminder that Kirby thinks you're amazing

Wow, he REALLY doesn't know Boco then.

Friendly reminder that Shinya Kumazaki is a hack and Nu-Kirby pales in comparison to Shimomura or even Sakurai Kirby games.

>he
>he
Fucking americans.

Why is kirby so fucking cute

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

:) take aim with kirby

I'm glad that an omnipent God is on my side, I'd be worried if he weren't.

Kirby is a man.

When did the creators specify this?

I bet you think he represents trannies or some faggot shit like that.

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>tfw no star ally

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Are you going to provide a source or will you keep being a huge cocksucking faggot?

since he was named mr. popopo

When he blushed and got all embarrassed when Ribbon the Fairy kissed him in 64.

Kirby is male but he does crossdress with ability's technically

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It was just popopo.
>Only men can blush
Kirby isn't a man, it's a fucking alien thing.

Why do nu-Kirby games have no momentum? Adventure and Amazing Mirror have the best controls, prove me wrong.

a few factors
small
round
simple design
generally happy and pure

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Kirby should shut his goddamn mouth.

I...Kirby...he wouldn't be proud of me.
t.filthy borbfucker

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In the official cartoon's opening if memory serves

Of course he would, user.

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In the dub or the original japanese?

kirby is wrong and has shit taste

Eat good food.
Play good games.
It's the weekend, enjoy yourself!

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T-thanks user.

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What do you think Kirby characters do when they aren't helping to fight the newest world ending disaster? Like what is an average day for somebody like King Dedede? And to continue on that what would be the perfect Kirby anime.

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Massive, food-themed orgies.

>has
>has

An average day for Kirby characters IS fighting the newest world ending disaster. That shit is happening constantly.

I think both

Kirby sleeps, eats, and plays
Dedede just sleeps and eats
Meta Knight reads books or trains
BWD plays with Kirby and trains alone
Taranza is depressed as fuck
Adeline paints
Chef Kawasaki runs his food business

Provide source.

K-Kirby-san!
...I've failed you...

I mean...I guess, Popstar is supposed to be an indulgent hesidonic dreamland so I wouldn't be surprised if weird shit like that.
>tfw all I can imagine is Kirby busting down the door to the orgy room as everyone is getting ready and relaxed, carrying three tubs of different flavored Icecream and screaming "Today's theme is Icecream!"

Sorry Kirby but I'm too much of a faggot to accept life's hardships and keep trying. I need to kill myself already.

>Chef Kawasaki burns down his food business
Fixed that for you.

He's wrong

Kirby is the only character that even Yea Forums just can't bring their selves to hate him.

Misremembered the jap one, it was just the dub after all.
Though there may be an argument that anything allowed in official material still counts

You can never fail Kirby. Everything you do is beautiful and wonderful to him.

No you don't. And you don't have to accept suffering to appreciate life. Instead, live in spite of it. The fact that you've made it this far already means the world to Kirby.

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HE IS WRONG THOUGH, I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON, DESERVING OF NO RESPECT.

Kirby is translated as "he" in all official Nintendo media. I'd be amazed if it turned out they'd been consistently fucking it up for over 25 years.

True user, but the borbfuckers need to leave. I like Kirby too but not that much

Unless the creators stated so, retarded localizations don't count, they never will.

These people are the same people who think the tenga egg is the height of aroousal

I don't know what that means user.

Are you actually retarded? You think there's zero approval process for this shit? Maybe back in duh nineties but not now. That fact that it's consistently there in the final product is confirmation that they accept it.

Chef Kawasaki also search for new ingredients

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Wrong. You deserve respect and more: love, adoration, and acceptance. You've earned it.

No, he's not. See above.

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tiny elastic probably latex hollow egg that degenerates somehow use to get off

I haven't seen a single source in this thread.
The original version of TTYD has vivian being male while only the american version has vivian being female, why should we take it into consideration then when it's obviously been changed?
Can you provide source on Kirby being male outside of localizations?

I imagine this is how pets think of their owners too, right?

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Kirby please answer me this. Is it wrong that I want to fuck you and your friends?

>no
>no

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___!

No. You should never be judged for your desires, no matter how much they run against societal norms. What matters is what you do with those thoughts and that you never let them drive you to harm anyone, especially yourself.

A better world would have outlets for such things, and Kirby is both sad that you were born into a lesser one and happy that you're able to persist.

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I want to fuck your dog?

>dude wooow sooo wholesome posts thanks for curing my depression
>pls help because i'm depressed ;-; ;-;
>man I want to fuck kirby lmao
I thought I was on Yea Forums, not reddit. Get your faggotry out of here.

Thank you Kirby. That actually brightened my night. Have a nice night Kirby. By the way can I have Meta Knights phone number? He looks kinda like you but bigger and blue. Thank you very much.

Is there something you wanna talk about, user.

God I wish I had a Kirby girlfriend. Suck the cum out of my balls all day and make me feel special.

Stop avatarfagging you fucking nigger

Okay but how do you feel about fuckable Kirby plushies, user?

Yes, about how much of a faggot you are. Now gtfo my board

>Kirby
>girlfriend
I think you meant boyfriend? Unless you into traps.

Kill yourself

Wait...do those actually exist?!? I thought it was just a myth.

This whole thread and nobody has posted THAT webm yet
you know the one

Kirby is genderless you stupid fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Suck the cum out of my balls
but then would he turned into your cum or balls?

>style
>style

By his fucking name.
Kirby is a male name.

You mean the one where the Game Over hand rapes Kirby? It looked like it had the same artstyle as KSSU. I'm just surprised nobody posted the chart.

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>he
>he

But he is not asexual that’s for sure

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Um no, I went to school with a girl called Kirby

I mean Granted

I feel bad for her.
>.t first name is Mario

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no that's not the one
you guys know the one i'm talking about

Daily reminder that ACfag is right. Kirby threads are nothing but porn dumps, and you can't even discuss about the games anymore without it becoming a porn dump or being delaired ad aeternum

Kirby would suck the balls out of your balls, user.

user. You know it's not right to lie.

>implying I give a shit about what that cock mongering fag says.
lel
Well shit. Now I'm curious, tell me about this gif?

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why did you reply twice?
you KNOW what one im talking about, its the one with the black girl

we need to ban phoneposting that would really help the posting quality for the website, really getting tired of this shit.

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?

Sorry that first one was for the person talking about ACfag. Also at least give a source or some context to the gif.

Can i have a bajillion kirbys to cuddle please

no thats not the one, shit
just wait ill post it myself

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To whoever does this kinda Kirbyposting... thanks. Seriously, thank you so much for what you do to cheer people

Take care. Hugs

Sure thing.

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Kirby's a good boi

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I like kirby

I ordered that Nendo
only 4 more months

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Nintendo Official Kirby site refers to him as male. Get rekt tranny.

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>tfw you own multiple cd's, plushies figure keychains of Kirby related stuff

help.

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>has
>has

Jess? Can I suck your brown nipples like Kirby would?

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I don't see the kirby USB fan user

mine is on my desk. shame lol

So you're part of the problem and the reason those threads died. You clearly don't care about videogames and Yea Forums isn't the place for you. I'd tell you to go to /trash/, but even /trash/ has some standards. So I'll simply tell you to kill yourself you fucking retard samefag.
inb4: n-no u!

>no
>no

I'm somewhat tempted to get that but I don't feel like a tiny fan is gonna do much.

you know what they should make? one of those USB mini fridges that looks like the fridge abilty.

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It's implied that taranza is a wannabe ladies man

it blows pretty well ;), ill post mine

we're waiting

I wish Kirby was real

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A-user? Where are you? The suspense is killing me!
But user I do love the video games why else would I even know about the character? Also I don't feel like killing myself yet.

>its a kirby thread

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>ladies man
no, it's lady man, new name is trans-anza

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So I guess the other percentage of his time is trying to pick up girls like a supreme gentleman?

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Tripfags burn in hell, no wonder you are a fucking loser

He can be both.

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I mean if a hat and wig gave me the power to do this shit too, Id wear it.

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kirby kirby kirby that's a name you should know

>implying Taranza crossdresses as his dead waifu and furiously masturbates while crying about how he wishes he was as cute as her, Michel Jackson's Man in The Mirror plays in the background as well.

the devil mode in extra epic makes the game actually a challenge, especially the vehicle transformations

also no gyro or touch screen controls for the transformations which is interesting considering they'd work really well with it.

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Your luck I shall absorb, Mr. Golden Borb

how did they allow something so perfect to enter this reality

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how does it feel? does it have decent range?

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>end game content in star allies actually gives the final boss a good ending for once unlike the true arena bosses who suffer horribly
>its still not canon

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>galatica knight isn't cannon at all since he only appears in the bonus modes
food for thought.

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Does kirby sacrifice his own life at the end of star allies and the ending scene is what kirby heaven is like? Asking for a friend

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>ultimate limitless elder god power at the cost of having to wear girly clothes

I mean anyone would.

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yea it does. It sounds like a fuckin jet dryer too, My pikachu humidifier is in a box but it sits on the opposite end lol. Its used to blow the mist

where did 2 am go

Kirby doesn't die, unless you count his ghost abilty which most likely doesn't count.

heaven for Kirby most likely involves lots of cake and a totally tranquil peaceful cottage/mansion for him to live in.

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Would Kirby be proud of me if I told him I got my first job today

I want a Kirby version of the Holy Quintet scene from Madoka Magica. Though I think B.W. Dee would be Sayaka.

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he'd be proud of you no matter what you were doing

Most likely and meta knight would be miki

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I just masturbated to insect rape porn, what the fuck is wrong with me Kirby?

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Wouldn't Meta Knight be Homura?

What said.

Nothing, although Kirby wonders how an insect can express consent.

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Your luck I shall absorb, Mr. Golden Borb

At least hes canon in the smash universe where hes one of the most powerful spirits

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SCP-999 is basically Kirby

>star(allies)bucks reference

that image most be kinda old then.

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>tfw no Kirby daughteru
Feels bad man

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I mean, they both have swords and wear blue capes it just makes more sense

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I guess that makes sense I just kinda went by personality and look
>Kirby-Madoka
>Bandanna Waddle Dee-Sayaka
>Meta Knight-Homura
>King Dedede-Kyoko
>Taranza-Mami
>Magolor-Kyubey

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I want to embrace Kirby and give him a long, passionate kiss. No homo.

>gijinka
Shit taste senpai.

Thank you, Kirby

kill me, kirby

Honestly, it's more fitting that he's a male, considering everything about him would suggest otherwise. Kirbs is the epitome of "Don't judge a book by it's cover" in every way. Little motherfucker can fucking destroy interdemensional beings, celestial entities and fucking become anything he wants.

Honestly, even though he looks like a gay little pushover, he's probably the most alpha fucking video game character in existence.

He probably gets more pussy than all of Yea Forums combined.

He even has an inherently feminine power. Swords and guns are general considered phallic imagery and masculine. Kirby may acquire similar skills, but not before he sucks or absorbs an enemy, which is considered feminine.

I've known tons of girls named kirby, i've never ever in my entire life known a boy named kirby. Kirby isn't a boys name you fucking retard.

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I hate how so many great kirby designs disappear forever like the fairy queen and haltmann

Who gives a shit about Kirby's gender it doesn't matter.

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A

I think Kirby is amazingly TIGHT

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Your luck I shall absorb, Mr. Golden Borb

D-delete this!

there he is.

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

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star allies referenced fairy queen at least.

you wanna talk about forgotten designs? try the people of the sky from triple deluxe.

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Aw hell yea look at him go

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You know what I've noticed. Why is it whenever there is Kirby porn posted it's always Japanese?
Where the fuck is the gif? Not even a measly link?

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I think the only stuff worth posting is by JP artists.

Nah, they had it better than the Fairy Queen. They got a sticker in Robobot and were mentioned in Holo Coily Rattler's pause screen. They appeared on the Twitter too.
Fairy Queen never got even a tiny cameo until Star Allies.

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H-he's fast!

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at least they are remembered and not stuck in an obscure anime from the early 2000's

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The second best thing about this anime next to pic related

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maybe it's for the best, I mean would you really want tiff to be cannon?

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Fuck NO! I refuse to believe that troglodyte cunt existed. I don't think anyone liked Tiff.

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Nobody likes tiff save for self inserting fan girls who had a thing for meta knight back in the day.

guess that makes most young girls borb fuckers by proxy.

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Wanting to stick your dick in Tiff is not the same as liking her annoying cuntish personality user.

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there's always hate fucking I guess.

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Those hours spent doing homework were for you Kirby, I just need you to be proud of me.

But user, I never liked the daft cunt yet I am still a raging borbfucker.
I wouldn't even hate fuck her it wouldn't be worth it. Her Mom though...

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Why is Kirby so cute? I just want to give him a big hug.

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hes cute but i wish they would put him through the slap stick he use to deal with, they gave him so much character in 64

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COME!

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Kirby explain why I can work 80 hours a week and still barely scrape by

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>work 80 hours a week

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Your luck I shall absorb, Mr. Golden Borb

Oh man, I want that Robobot figure

FUCK YOU, KIRBY

Kirby heaven is where he already is, user.
All the superstar warriors died. Kirby too. Pop Star is just Kirby's paradise, it's just that as a warrior, he feels incomplete unless he can protect it.

I liked Tiff.
I thought she was sweet.

This.
Nothing tickled me more than King Dedede being forced to be the serious, reasonable person of the group.
>tfw that D&D campaign where your 10 int and 10 cha fighter has to be the group face, because everyone else made an antisocial retard

Because capitalism was designed to milk you for your time and energy, not reward hard work and ingenuity. Kirby hates that you are forced to thrive in such a system but is proud of you all the same.