I'm starting to walk with these on. Knee Pads. I wanna feel like a super-soldier, like Master Chief and DooM Guy...

I'm starting to walk with these on. Knee Pads. I wanna feel like a super-soldier, like Master Chief and DooM Guy. I will also be able to fall on my knees without feeling any pain, like in some adventure. Buy yours too. it's not an ad, I don't care what brand you buy from.

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This is going to be a good thread

Learn some Muay Thai and put them to use bro

Thanks Bro. You wanna have some adventures too?

There are more profiled options that offer more range of motion while being less conspicuous. You could also try not being a weak fuck that can't do a deep squat on the fly and has to crash your knees onto the ground if you get knocked off balance.

Are you implying I should hit people with these on my legs? Well, I think I will, eventually. Confusion always happen when I leave home.

>user confused as to why men keep offering him 20 bucks.

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I wanna protect my shin too. and my knee. not only my knee. So what do you recommend?

fucking gay bro

Maybe they want to help me to buy food for my adventures.

>when road ragers get out of their car and try to fight motorcyclist
ah yes, let's have a fist fight the guy wearing full body armor, that will go well for you I'm sure

Muay Thai is an martial art that doesn't allow equipments

ok kneepad shill bot. you've got yourself a sale

>There are more profiled options
send pics, or just an exemple of pic

Unironically the best thread on Yea Forums right now but I'm still not buying kneepads of any brand.

>gets shot and killed by car guy
yea you sure showed him with your body "armor"

do you use them to suck dick too?
We aren't in the middle ages and I doubt you own a dirtbike, autist, those wouldn't stop a bludgeon or a bullet from shattering your knees, hence why soldiers don't look like your babyman doomgoy

>There are more profiled options that offer more range of motion while being less conspicuous
Now I get you. you mean one that only attaches to my shin and leaves my knee alone, so it can still bend normally. yeah, good idea. you are right, your way is better your way is the correct. The correct is like in this pic of Roy, the way you meant.

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shinguards and kneelads are useless in actual combat you dolt

Nice, I guess. but I'm not a bot neither I was hired for this.

Well, so I guess you wanna break your knee bones if you fall that way on the ground.

>implying motorcyclists don't all have gopros
>committing murder on camera
enjoy your prison sentence pal

>do you use them to suck dick too?
No. Faggots don't even care for protecting temselves of anything.

it can't stop a bullet or a bludgeon but it can prevent me breaking my knee bones if I fall that way on the ground.

No, they aren't. I have already got a serious bruise on my right shin on a fight with a dude from his shin-kick. he was not hurt in that. If I were using shin protection I would have not felt the hit, I would have been protected from the hit while the dude would have hit the shin protection and felt and even harder hit than I had, his shin would get more damaged than mine was back then.

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lol .... go-pros... go-pros is ridiculous