Here's your controller bro

Controller thread? How to tell if a Wii U pro Controller is fake or not? I'd like to pick one up. I regret not getting them when they were easier to get legitimately.

Wood: A wooden gun stock
Gold: It's actually polished brass
Bullet casings: Each casing appears to be a full-power cartridge, commonly used in battle and hunting rifles.

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Wow, the cope in this thread is amazing. Having fun with your crusty X360 controller with the busted dpad? Make sure you wipe the smegma off it when your mom comes to visit.

I assume the gold is supposed to look like bullet casings, and the wood grain like a wooden rifle stock.
The D-Pad seems to be the same gold as everything else, but is reflecting something yellow.

>controller

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There is no correlation if you are trying to forget that guns exist

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>gaming "hunter"
>99% chance he's never hunted

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Looks uncomfortable to play with.
If the buttons and sticks just had a stainless steel finish it would be way better.

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Cringy as fuck. Plus, that controller looks like it'll make your thumbs bleed.

>ううううううううううううううう

Dude...I like it but I don't like. It looks good but it seems it have been over done at the same time. How much did or would that set you back. Since standard controllers are like 39-50 bucks.

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ooh give me an all-metal controller please

I'm not sure how even Google translate could produce sentences this abominable

The more I look at it the worse it gets, holy fuck.

dude drive us home first, what's wrong with you?

Really nice. It would be a SHAME if that controller progressively worked worse with time since all X1 controllers basically disintegrate.

Here's your controller bro.

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i feel like the metal of the bullet casings on the sticks would become uncomfortable on my thumbs after awhile, especially on a flick heavy game like celeste
theres a reason sticks have that soft plasticy tip

>X1 controllers basically disintegrate.
Explain.

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Underrated

Be ready to use Google translate alot more. Because this will be the future of Yea Forums.

>all X1 controllers basically disintegrate
I have had the same on for nearly 3 years now? Yeah if you don't use play n charge and use batteries they fuck up faster. But please explain.

If I played xbox I would absolutely buy one, that looks cool as fuck. Imagine not liking the timeless classic aesthetic of wood grain and gold trim lmao

あなたは雌犬の息子!

Terrible in every conceivable way.
Looks like it's made for literal land-whales.

>getting this worked up over a controller

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>Imagine not liking the timeless classic aesthetic of wood grain and gold trim lmao
Which would happen first tho. Wood rot or Rust?

>Each casing appears to be a full-power cartridge, commonly used in battle and hunting rifles.
Wrong. The four right hand buttons are 9mm luger.

Neither f you don't drop it in a pool.

I want to rice out my controllers but I'm just too cheap.

You must have been lucky, Im not even trying to shitpost. 1. I always take great care of my controllers and this has never happened to my other much older controllers which still work great. 2. Its actually the sticks for me, on the first one the "L3" click became loose and is pretty random in wether its being activated or not; the whole stick is also very loose. On the second one I bought, it's like a constant and intense sliding of the left stick in game, as if you were pushing it toward a direction. That results in weird inputs with sometimes just straight not responding. Then I just bought a new one, got a special insurance for it this time, but right when I opened it out the box the right stick is slightly sliding toward south-east direction. By flicking it toward north-west, it usually stops but will start doing it again later.

>Neither f you don't drop it in a pool.
I defy anyone not spilling water or shit on a controller, book, or whatever. I defy anyone ever.

You could try not keeping shit in a position where it would spill onto your electronics.

that gamecube controller is raping my mind

He's holding that controller like he's playing an FPS.

Dude that sucks you are having all these issues with your controllers. Honestly it does suck. Maybe when they are made people who package them somehow screw it up and put more pressure on some part of the controller.

what the fuck is that gamecube controller
is the image just mirrored? I'm confused. The vita has the correct orientation, despite the piss screen model buttons, but the gc controller is mirrored.

Looks tacky as fuck. You know all those diamond studded "luxury" items for rich women? This is what that looks like, except for school shooters.

Using spent primers. Pussy.

It seems common enough that its not me that is just unlucky but hopefully I find a really solid one when I'll exhange my third one soon. Same happened to my friend, and the "sliding" thing is popular on google with a tutorial I tried that didnt work.

Just to be clear, its really within time that they start working badly. None of that was present at first except the slight sliding on the last one I bought. In comparison the X360 one stands the test of time much better. I think for my 2 previous X1 controllers it took around 2 years to make them pretty much unusable.

I honestly think that Microsoft wanted to save a bit more money with the X1, see how they tried to have a no used game policy when they announced it. Something tells me it wasnt the only aspect where they tried to save.

>Gamecube controller with PS Vita
>Boy is in front of the table that the Vita is on, even though the Vita appears bigger
>Gamecube controller is mirrored
>Mario Kart on Vita

What else am I missing?

I mean.. it doesn't look that bad, it's just a little over the top.

I think it's neat but that's crappy there are no ABXY markings on the face buttons.

>dude is holding the controller like he's playing a shooter despite it being mario kart

Is this the one Microsoft did a giveaway for when Red Dead Redemption 2 launched? Looks similar

Pretty cool though, not sure how comfortable the joysticks would be but it's worth it for the aesthetic. Especially if you're a cowpoke

i think he has that condition with acidic sweat

this, if you're going go through the trouble the make this put fresh cups on it

Why is that man playing vidya in his car?

for some reason i hate how the joysticks in these controllers feel