>walk in late to the E3 event just as lights are fading down
>yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!"
>everyone laughs
>projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment
>teen girl playfully pushes my shoulder when I sit down next to her
E3 moments thread?
a thread died for this
Based
>tfw gimped E3 2019
Sorry I only watch VGAs
Fuck off frog poster
back to discord, fag
And then OP woke up
i can't wait to shitpost at e3 again.
its when Yea Forums is at its best
It's like christmas for Yea Forums
Is that a trap?because he/she looked damn cute that the VGAS!
>be a robot
>make a joke, humans react
>feel human too
posting in comfy thread
Dude I love your epic meme frog! Pepe is so cool!
That’s why I left reddit to come to Yea Forums!
Cool beans, welcome fren
>sit down at the sony conference
>say loudly 'so, the microsoft conference, eh?'
>everyone within earshot is visibly startled
>start to laugh
>now they laugh too, realizing that I was only joking
A DMC THREAD DIED FOR THIS
FUCK YOU FROGTARD
>At E3
>Trailer starts playing starring strong black protag
>Yell out "Yo this nigga bout to dab on these fools"
>Crowd starts laughing and cheering
>Brotha next to me sticks out teeth and says "You aight white boy"
>Hear "he cute" from a girl behind me
Best. E3. Ever.
genuinely based and dare I say redpilled
>wait for the latest triple A shooter trailer to start
>everyone groans with boredom, except for the normies
>it's easy to tell them apart because the normies are standing up with excitement and everyone else is sitting down, bored
>shout out "hey, here's a triple A shooter for you!"
>get out my machine gun and start shooting all the normies
>everyone else claps and cheers
>EA presenter on stage shakes his head with a smile
>he calls off the trailer, admits it wasn't a very good game, next trailer plays instead
>explain to the guy next to me that my name is Aron Ambly Arrington and that this was the joke, he laughs all the way throughout the next trailer
The man who would be king...
>my name is
MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
>be me, boogie1488
>nurse wife pushes me into hallway
>shit myself
>to many games to see
>dont clean it up
>spend weekend in shit
>At E3
>Checking out the SQUARE ENIX booth
>Shaking my head at the companies direction for the past 15 years
>Suddenly the roof caves in
>I catch it with my telekinesis, everyone is amazed
>teen girl playfully pushes on my shoulder when I sit down next to her
Great show
>teen girl playfully pushes on my shoulder
>drop the ceiling on everyone I just saved
fug :DD
>at E3
>checking out Sony presentation
>got my flute and cosplay on
>accidentally walk onto one of their sets
>it's a Japanese game
>my time has come
>FWEEEEEEE
>everyone laughs
>teen girl bullies me when I sit down next to her
FUCK
Anyone actually been to some big gaming event? I was in Japan last winter and went to EVO on one of the free days.
>booth babes were nice
>they were walking around handing out free Red Bull the whole time
>met a streamer while watching pools
>standing around watching the BB and KOF grand finals hype was neat
>too many people in the exhibition rooms, so it was stuffy as all fuck despite being the middle of winter
6/10 glad I didn't need to pay
YOUR FLUTE IS GAY FAGGOT
YAMATE
I'm not a nurgling no
one time I brought in some green beans in a can to eat because I get hungry and when I sat down during E3 I pulled out my can opener and started opening my can and these black people started staring at me and then one said "yo nigga you eating green beans" and started laughing so I decided to be alpha for the day and set my can in the cup holder and looked him in the eyes and bent my head down and said very sternly and slowly "Don't. Mock. My. Food." but they weren't intimidated and yelled out "DIS NIGGAH EATIN BEANS" and I got nervous because people were starting to turn around and I just ran out without my beans and never came back in case someone recognized me. a couple days later I was walking around the local mall and I heard someone shout "BEANS" and I didn't know if they were talking about me but I never went back there either
>be me
>homeless boomer
>all I got is my banjo, sometimes stranger comes along, drops a dime or two
>just me surviving as the days past
>one day I'm approached by a men wearing a suit
>his teeth are more yellow then mine
>looks tense, holds his hands together
>"hey haaa.... whould you like 10 bucks? I'm having a gig over that lecture hall
>I go for it cause hungry
>crowd is a bunch of numale lookin dudes
>suit guy tells me to just jam it
>doing ma thing
>no one gives me any money
>lights go out
>some film about lesbo jews starts playing
Easiest 10 bucks I ever got