Bend Studio has a very large problem. Can you spot what it is?

>team is full of female devs
>they make walking sim games and vidya with forced gender politics

>team is full of male devs
>"dude like what if ZOMBIES brah, like, EPIC, never been done before, broski!"

More proof that we need to create a def team full of intelligent bipedal alligators, you know they won't be swayed by money or their genitals.

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They made Bubsy 3d.

Sony censoring their artistic creations?

fixed.

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snow, must be cold

found it

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>open world zombie game where you ride around a bike
Makes no sense to force women "developers" on the team

they're all fucking white fucking malesssssssssssssssssss

I JUST WANT ANOTHER ONE 989 FUCK YOU

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>we need to create a def team full of intelligent bipedal alligators

Holy shit, the first intelligent post I've ever read on Yea Forums.

So are they finally free to make Syphon Filter 4?

I see a women.

Ugh, not surprised in their choice of protagonist anymore.

As a switch missile myself, I'm glad Yea Forums us boycotting this game and sony for being too white male.

Overwhelmingly white and male. This will not stand in 2019. My kotaku article about this is forthcoming.

>people are surprised that central Oregon is full of white people
I grew up in Bend and the memes are true

>Bend Studio

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Uh oh, looks like they're hiring on ability

This is some next level shilling, you reword your threads every time mr.shill to say the same thing over and over.

Gabe is dead, he died in Logan's Shadow (last SF game)

Is there a blizzard goin on? All I see is white, yikes

Days Gone confirmed to be the best western game of the generation.

quality staff that looks productive, a little diversity aught to fix that

thats a game i can support

Is this the only selling point of the game? White males?

OH NO NO NO

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>snow in March
where is this studio?

hmm, I wonder which game i'd rather play...big hmm...

QUICK, COVER THEM WITH LENS FLARES

>we can't wait for you experience our game
Yeah they need to hire a tweet proofreader.

>Bend studio

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>White males making games
My Washington Post article will cover this.

Great ending. They know sf was a dead game

Unironically preordered

the days have gone by and they lost thier hair

NOOOO too many WHITE males!!

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That they made yet another generic zombie game in 2019?

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Too close to the north pole? I don't know, what?

i actually like single player survival games

You played it?

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>Same dev team as Bubsy 3D
OH NO NO NO NO

>Old white men make a shit game
What else is new?

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>last game was Uncharted Golden Abyss

The problem is, they are cold because it's winter.

They should go inside!
That one guy isn't even wearing a jacket! That's just silly.

Not enough Asians?

excessive masturbation

>Could be worse.

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That one guy who wears a red jacket?

I wonder what games these ladies ever made?

That attention whore on the left wearing a red shirt.

the plant is dying?

It's staffed only by humans, I refuse to support such a speciesist company.

I don't know why you're all memeing
This is actually very worrying and scary to me that these white men have been allowed to group and congregate in such large numbers
Who knows what they do in that building, I feel so sorry for any women who has to come into contact with them

This is either Bioware or Insomniac.

>team full of intelligent bipedal alligators

Id play a game full of intelligent bipedal alligators desu senpai

I actually enjoyed that one. Resistance: Retribution on the PSP was also pretty good.

Or, how about we get dev teams to hire people based on personal skill rather than gender, like what 90% of dev teams already do?

It has a twitter account?

Wait, what does masturbation has to do with balding?

>Could be EVEN WORSE.
These people and 1 trans made a game on something to do with Mental health. They were at the video game awards in December.

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When will they learn?

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WHITE FUCKING MALES

I too would like to know this. Since I jerk it everyday and my hair is now literally down to my ass.

One guy is holding a bat but it serves no purpose in development.

>bipedal alligator game
>it's fucking furry shit
I dunno user...

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Looks majority white males. How has this not been made illegal yet?

Nice milkers in the first row

Catholics used to tell their kids myths like that back in the early 1900s do they wouldn't masturbate. That user might be baiting, but there are people here who unironically believe that homosexuality is the work of the devil, so you never know.

That's not uncommon nowadays. December and January can be brisk 60 degree weather while February and March can get snowstorms and negative digits.

>team is full of female devs
>they make walking sim games and vidya with forced gender politics
Your fault for playing western games.
>team is full of female devs
>get a game about cute girls saving the world and being sexy

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>team is full of incels
>
fill the gap

I'd rather play neither, both are awful in the end.

Alligators are cold unfeeling creatures
sure they can feel happiness sadness and all that crap but not as much as mammals they would make a shit game

nothing.
not fapping for a week increases test a little but balding is caused by high test as well.
(this doesnt mean you can go on and be a onions)

Too many non-whites and women?

>discord tranny with the glasses, front row.

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Relic, enjoy your future "historically accurate" Age of Empires 4

Too many pajeets

Coloreds Gone

>AoE4
>shitty WoW-tier graphics rts
>implying you need a resetera-tier dev team to insure this game sucks
ahahahaha lol

I live in Iowa and we regularly get snow into May.

>team is full of female devs
>no game
>team is full of male devs
>any kind of game
FTFY

>Catholics used to tell their kids myths like that back in the early 1900s do they wouldn't masturbate.
Thank God I'm a Protestant then. Whew condoms and abortions all year round.

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Welcome to being 30

>but there are people here who unironically believe that homosexuality is the work of the devil
That's because it unironically is you degenerate fedora tipping faggot

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I live 45 minutes away from the town this studio is in and I never knew they existed until Days Gone was announced. I think we will forget them just as fast.

2 in 3 men go bald, dude. Starts in the 30s, sometimes 20s.

Men just shave it off now.

Say no more

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Prolactin
Cortisol
Releasing DHT every time you finish
It's about how often and what your state is during.

Bullshit. I'm 29 and I still have long thick hair. Where is this coming from? If I cut my hair then it won't grow out after 30. Because I'm confused?

What is this a picture for ants?

I'm 33 and a gorgeous head full of long hair

The whole town is like this and it's fantastic.

Balding is genetic, and it comes from the mother side

How are they at work when the snow is that fucking deep? Holy shit just look at that snow. I would be in a state of panic chaos if snow got that high where I am.

>and it comes from the mother side
Thank God for my mother's side. Literal adonis-tier men. People think I'm adopted because of how different I am from both my parents.

what have you done

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It's fucking Bend, they literally don't have the capability to be more diverse

Thanks climate change and Trump's America.

I still don't know what the fuck this game is. It's open world and zombies but like, what kind of tone and gameplay? Are we talking Far Cry like here?

>being white

lol

Wait, this game isn't vaporware?

im 33 as well and have long hair, except its thinned out a little bit, rip dude it happens to us all

Dude weird question. But when you have to deal with anyone Bald. Do they give you a harder time too. Because I have noticed this when i let my hair down. Especially Bald Cops.

>Are we talking Far Cry like here?
Nah basically TLOU style combat with Uncharted style story with a sort of weird Division style map.

>go to their web site
>click the "Careers" link
>click the "Apply Now" button for one of the jobs
>it says "Bend, OR" up at the top
So I think they're located in Bend, Oregon — hence the name of the studio.

Central oregon just had a record breaking snowfall about a week and a half ago. It hasnt melted yet.

L2weather califag

Yes, but the devs are white so who cares

>twitter.com/BendStudio/status/1104205181431042048
>1 blue hair and 1 red/pink

Virus is in, just have to wait a couple of year now.

31 here. My hair makes bitches jealous.

in two year it will be nothing but tranny everywhere

>Tfw most people who have cut my hair say I'll never lose it.

Thanks Guys. I'm keeping my long hair now. Was going to get it slimmed and trimmed. But if shit starts when I'm 30. Might as well keep it for abit now.

Literally snowed yesterday morning and I live on the west coast of the u.s

I can guarantee all 3 of you look like faggots with disgusting nasty hair lol
you have to be top 0.1% of men to pull off long hair

I am disappointed we never got the Genkai Tokki series after IFI censored Moe Chronicles... we got uncensored Moe Chronicles thanks to Asian English, but Moe Crystal and Seven Pirates are only Japanese.

My mother's father had a full head of hair up until he died in his 80s. I'm 37 and still have all my hair. I think I'm set. Which is good because I would look really dumb with a shaved head.

Stay mad.

I already told you THEY'RE FREAKERS!!!!

You just have to not be fat. Most men look infinitely better with long hair.

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>comes from mothers side
Holy shit Im safe
>all 4 uncles has hair
>one is somewhat retarded and shaves his long blonde hair even though hes 53

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>Bald Fag detected
Dude if you need better wigs >>/cgl/ can hook you up.

Send this to the blue checkmarks ASAP

nice, when did she transition? very nice hips

t. balding pig
men with long hair are in the highest tier of attractiveness

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Ya white people weird

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>comes from the mother side
ok grandma thanks for the old wives tale from 1950, you can go back to bed now

Aaaaaand, preordered.

Trannies are literally not capable of being anything other than fat, purple haired blobs. Estrogen ruins their bodies and minds permanently.

>"so you made a zombie game?"
>nonono we call them "infected"
>nonono we call them "walkers"
>nonono we call them "roamers"
>nonono we call them "zeds"

>men
>posts a girl with her shirt off and tumblr hairy armpits on a blue board
enjoy your ban

>you have to be top 0.1% of men to pull off long hair
Maybe if you're a hair salon faggot or a little girl that thinks longhaired men have to look like sesshoumaru.

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Well, we'll see what happens with Pqube since they're doing GGP. Also IFI are bringing MoeChron Hyper across.

Where are all the trannies?

Where is the fucking diversity?!

>You just have to not be fat.
Basically if you are Tall, just stand straight stick your hands in your pockets and let your hair flow in the wind.

Bottom row all look good. Top row not as much.

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>no trannies
>no niggers
>no women
No buy. This is 2019, not 1920.

Fapping causes your body and mind to deteriorate and age at a faster rate.

Eat shit resettranny

>being over the 18
>still believing any of this shit
t. sub-80 iq

>with a sort of weird Division style map
Mind expanding on this? I didn't play Division.

I could be into a game with TLoUs tone and Ubisoft style open world design. Is Division like Ass Creed/Watch Dogs etc. mission based in open world or is it different?

at home being lazy and collecting welfare checks.

>Fapping causes your body and mind to deteriorate and age at a faster rate.
You must be one of those people that get like Grade 0 or 1 on your hair. Just so you can look like everyone else.

based and crocpilled

Whenever I hear the name I just think of guys like pic-related going off about shit.

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Moe Chronicles Hyper is just an enhanced Switch port of Moe Chronicles. IFI did release the Asian English version of Moe Chronicles on Steam in an uncensored form as well, and that's likely the only reason we're going to be getting the "new" game released in the west.
I was very pleased that PQube picked up GGP, I never thought it would get a domestic release. All hail the Switch, our new lewd system of choice, I suppose.

nothing but white supremacists

>Is Division like Ass Creed/Watch Dogs etc. mission based in open world or is it different?
The map or map design is basically like Division in a way. Which it is big and there a multiple ways to do things. But it has that sort of empty but not empty feeling. Like there will be times when you are in quiet areas. But one bullet sound and your are surrounded by zombies. Shouldn't have used The Division more like Dead Rising but in the mountains n shit.

It snows in cali.

It's more CH even releasing it for another system. Like I said, we need to wait and see(and buy the games so it shows there's a market).

Well, it's also genetics. My pops didn't start losing his hair until he was in his early 60s

YIKES! You could literally confuse this picture with one from 1940's Nazi German troops taking a group photo.

Tesla, Newton, Plato, Pythagoras, yogis who invented yoga, Buddha, Kant, Gandhi definitely did not have sub 80 iq. You do.

That old wives tale from 1950 it's true though, enjoy your infinite forehead

They chased the tlou pony?

CH was tossing shade all over Sony once they started censoring Japanese games. I wouldn't be surprised if they ported most/all of their games to the Switch in the near future to avoid censorship. It's a win/win for me if that's the case.

Wew lad I’d smash that tranny

ITT: trolls pretending to be discord trannies.

>Well, it's also genetics.
My Mother was thick curly hair. My father was straight thick hair. And I ended up with straight, long, thick hair. So I think I'm safe till 60.

>Please take me seriously I really for real do identify as a woman
>but btw lemme put on some goth chokers and fishnet stockings because I have the style sense of a horny 14 year old

Looks like they're about to invade Poland or France

Cordyceps are still zombies.

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They're definitely pissed off, even more so since they had a strong partnership with DPS for such a long time. They actually get front covers, interviews and feature articles there along with things like getting 2+ hours to show off games on streams or at TGS. Any western mag would shaft them to a small paragraph and half of that would be the fags shitting on boobs and they'd get no coverage anywhere else.

They are not africans

That girl in the front is cute in the retarded way. The forth from the left in front row.

She has those sexy downs syndrome eyes.

except it's not but go ahead and keep spreading wrong information ignorant brainlet retard

Every hairdresser ranted about how soft and full my hair was till I was 30. They didn't know shit. Look at your Dad, that's your future

cute

Most men start to see their hairlines receding around age 30. The degree of how bad it is varies widely. Mine for example is not really noticeable especially since my hair grows long and thick. I didnt think about it until I was getting a haircut and the stylist mentioned it. Looking at photos it hasnt changed much in 5 years, but it is indeed happening.

remember when insomniac white savior complexoids made that video about immigrants and stuck their tokens in the front
y libs so racist

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The YouTube generation, everyone

thats the best way to troll Yea Forums because it works every time and you get dozens of yous

Man, Byron has been as bald as a cue ball for 20 years now.

By that logic, having sex with your wife or gf causes your body and mind to deteriorate.

>someone else who is possibly a fan
This makes me... smile.

spbp

It does. That's the act of reproduction. In microscopic organisms it kills them even.

That guy on the left is carrying a wiffleball bat? Were you hit in the head by one when you were younger, and see them as problems now?

Doesnt happen to all men though, my father is 70 and has more hair than me

He's probably mad because he realized he didn't need to go through the hazing to join a sorority. Not our fault he's dumb

Brb will check w /pol/ and report back any identified harams

>Look at your Dad, that's your future
MFW no one in my immediate family went bald.

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If this was absolute truth and I were to actually believe it, it would really reshape how I look at human reproduction.

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>Dad suffers from MS
>Is in a wheelchair, has control of only one hand
Don't tell that's my fate.

canada, maybe?

ubisoft already bought it all

We are a rare breed, brother. Last December and early January, I did some heave Bal-Sagoth binge listening as I went through the whole discography a few time. After 18 years, I finally warmed up to Atlantis Ascendant and even The Chtonic Chronicles.

I wonder if they'll ever release more material.

I would wreck that trannies ass

The WHO expects another AIDS pandemic that will destroy the population of africa and faggots worldwide. Luckily for us theres a force that drives the world back to balance.

extreme lack of niggers and cunts

only straight blacks and bisexuals have aids. gays are mostly monogamous and std free. like 80% or more.

This.

its like this:
>20% of men go bald or balding in 20's
>30% in their 30's
>40% in their 40's
>50% in their 50's
etc

My pops died at 97 with all his hair in the head. Im 31 and i look like young Johnny Depp.

Stop drinking soda and eating too much carb.

Unpaid overtime. Pretty much the main problem in the industry on an employee level.
Next to women and diversity hires leeching money in pointless positions, that is.

S*nyggers BTFO!!!

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Actually, look at any uncles you have on your mother's side, that's probably your future.

>mother's side
you're retarded

Being bald is bound to the X chromosome, not the Y. Guess where you got the X, genius boy.

My mother has no brothers.
...

>I know more than all those philosophers who shaped history.

The cuckold generation, everyone.

>gays are mostly monogamous and std free.

In bizarro dimension, right?