WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

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What the fuck was Mike thinking?

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all of Atari Porn

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Atari Porn is such an overrated episode

bamp lads

he's trying to hide his dick

The fat fuck with the beta eyes makes me physically disgusted.

>that jumpscare on the left

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which one lol

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You can just see in Mikes eyes the genuine discust towards these people

AAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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The best themed episode right here.

youtube.com/watch?v=8DqcneDnMYk

The hardware reviews are the best.
Atari jaguar CD really does look like a toilet.

youtube.com/watch?v=B9XbFIIlXig

>Sega CD/32x
>Doublevision
>Atari 5200
>VirtualBoy
>Atari Jaguar
All kino

I want AVGN to review the ps2 eye toy games.

Maybe a two part series where he reviews eye toy games for ps2 and ps3.

YOU KNOW WHATS BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSHIT?

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Kyle gets to show off his musical talent in the double vision episode.

PENNIES

WHAT CAN YOU BUY WITH A PENNY? NOTHING.

Nah man too new, he's gotta hit off the 3DO first.

youtube.com/watch?v=NQ9Ym1-cc6U

>there will never be another episode with the man with the midas touch, kyle justin
>the peak of avgn is long gone

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Nigga they're all fat fucks with beta eyes minus Mike.

>tfw we will never see Kyle again

youtube.com/watch?v=8-6fZ0Pv6fw

He did go off on the 3do with the plumbers don't wear ties episode.

The 3do was okay for its time just underpowered and overpriced compared to the ps1.

Who ever thought the shrines in botw was a good idea should never work on another game

>the PS2 is now older than the NES was when James made the Castlevania II video

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What happened?

I want to see James rolfe give a review of the macaulay culkins movie party monster without the fat guys and wearing a hat to cover his hairline.

He hasnt been in an episode for like 10 years dude

He's a registered sex offender now.

>the last really good episode was Gameboy Accessories
In all the recent episodes over the last 6 years he just tries way to hard to rage for some reason, that mostly chill anger from the past is gone

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There's still tons of shitty NES, SNES, Genesis, Master System games. More if you include jap onlys. He should be making videos about those stuff. Or maybe themed stuff like the Power Ranger episode but of course still retro games. Instead he's making a fucking Kingdom Hearts video, something he absolutely know nothing about. It's really sad.

>tfw you can feel time accelerating and now you know once this has started it cannot be undone

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Yeah he's done a lot more PS2 era stuff lately and i wish he'd stop

He's made a lot of good episode recently though

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Man it's really obvious which tattoo is actually real there.

>big rigs
>recent
user, that was over 4 years ago...

Thats not from Big Rigs retard

>the Tiger Electronic Games episode is almost 6 years old
what the fuck

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which one was that

sauce?

Its from the Earthbound episode retard

I agree. He stated several times in the older episodes that the last consoles he knew were N64 and PS1. I think he mentioned in one of the James and Mike Mondays that he knew Gamecube exist a year after it released. He knows nothing about that generation's (and the future too) consoles.

Why are you calling him a retard? This is a Christian imageboard, faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=qDRaz9nmJgQ

Shut the fuck up, retard

fucking end your own life

no u

Sega CD/32X is the peak and will never be topped

Also PP was pretty kino

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Don't those boxes prevent the plug from overheating?

This guy lets black men fuck his wife. Based white boi

>that thumbnail
Hmmmm

Yeah thats not the picture i posted, fucking shit site

fuck you bitch

I wouldn't pound Jame's wife even with my friend's dick. Holy fuck, is she ugly. How did Mike end up with the other girl?

every single episode he was in was 11/10

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MOOOOOOOOOODS

>other
*hotter

How about from fucking a bus full of....

>anal and doggy are the same icon

prove it

I didnt post that pic

Literally go watch the episode you retard

Not quite, they serve an important role but there's no reason you couldn't have a normal plug and just move the box down the lead to free up space. They're just assholes.

i just did and its not there lol retard
stay wrong

Imagine the smell

you need professional help

64 bits

Not him. But enjoy.
youtu.be/LZ5nX0FTH6Q?t=1588

Get the clues that you can use,
Nintendo Power!

He should make a video about ToeJam and Earl III, shit on the Xbox version and due his signature "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?" routine. Then suddenly, the pizza boy from the Home Alone video reveals himself to be Macaulay Culkin, executive producer of ToeJam and Earl: Back in the Groove. He then throws a copy of the Dreamcast beta version of TJ&E3 and then learns the sad story behind the development of that game and how much better than Dreamcast version was gonna be before it was turned into a half-ass Mario 64 clone.

32 bits

Holy crap 8 people on the picture and 7 of them have morbid obesity

B R O W N

Posting best episodes from each season:
>Season 1
Top Gun
>Season 2
Sega CD
>Season 3
NES Accessories
>Season 4
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>Season 5
Action 52
>Season 6
Dark Castle
>Season 7
Atari Sports
>Season 8
Big Rigs
>Season 9
Seaman
>Season 10
Mega Man Games
>Season 11
Gameboy Accessories
>Best Season 12
Amiga CD32

And the seasons, tiered:
>Top Tier
3, 4, 5
>Great Tier
1, 2, 7
>Good Tier
8, 11, 12
>Decent Tier
6, 9, 10

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Angry_Video_Game_Nerd_episodes

Sometimes life just isn't fair. Get ready to eat that ban, user. RIP (You)

Faggot

16 bits

Tiger Games should count as a console review

This is a very good list.

>Seasons
>Not by year
Zoomer as fuck

>Atari Sports
Based, people really sleep on that episode.

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The seasons of episodes isn't some fan-made concept, AVGN DVDs are released by season. I'll do it just for you, boomer:
>2004
Dr. Jekyll
>2005
none
>2006
Top Gun
>2007
Sega CD
>2008
NES Accessories
>2009
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>2010
Action52 but in retrospect maybe SwordQuest
>2011
R.O.B. the Robot
>2012
Atari Sports
>2013
Tiger Electronic Games
>2014
Big Rigs
>2015
Seaman
>2016
Mega Man Games
>2017
Gameboy Accessories also tempted to say Polybius
>2018
Amiga CD32

Look at these titles! Baseball, Basketball, Football, not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKIN', FOOTBALL!

>2006 not Bible Games
>2008 not DoubleVision
Shit taste

Aaand its one of the worst games I've ever played in my life.

Bible Games is also great but the repeated running joke of the Nerd trying to land the plane gives the episode a great legacy.
DoubleVision is great but NES Accessories is to me is like the first episode that comes to mind when thinking AVGN. It just epitomizes him.

James Rolfe made me drink Rolling Rock and it's rather alright, cheaper and close enough to my usual go-to beer. If only I could get my hands on a Roll n Rocker.

You have shit taste

Make your own list then

WHAT, WERE THEY SMOKING CRACK UP THEIR ASS?

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The best moment for sure.

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Am I the only one that thinks the Action 52 episode is overrated? I remember when it came out at the time, and I got the same feeling I get when I watch AVGN's newer episodes.

>The anger from the Nerd isn't genuine
>The Nerd didn't play this game as a kid, so the passion isn't there
>the jokes are normie-tier, braindead obvious shit that's already been said

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GET BACK BEHIND THE DAMN COUCH

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I love the Ft13th/NOES reviews.

about how everyone in the video is fat as fuck besides him

face it, breakfast is ruined

Legitimately what the fuck was he thinking? He doesn't even have a good impression and had no idea what to even do with it.

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The question is, "how much more BLACK could this be?"

...and the answer...is none.

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I thought he was holding a switch from the thumbnail lmfao

I refuse to believe this

At least now he runs with the joke. Before he used to get super butthurt about people talking about that video after he deleted it.

>chill anger
That sounds like it would be an oxymoron but it describes it pretty well

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What about Loco Bandito? Is he still butthurt about that one?

I never watched a single avgn episode. I can't watch any now since I'm a grown adult and it's cringey as fuck. Instead I followed Nostalgia Critic from the very beginning until around 2010 when I realized how embarrassed I felt for him. How much of a mistake did I make?

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He doesn't want to admit those even exist.
I got banned from the chat in one of his livestreams when I brought it up.

Old AVGN is comfy. He more or less just rants about games he played as a kid. He wasn't trying WAAAAY too hard to be funny and doing a bunch of skits like Doug.

You could have made any choice and you made the worst one. Sorry.
Sploogity splooge.

I've never seen these commentaries, good shit user.

I STILL don't get it

THIS IS A BLIZZARD OF BALLS

enjoy this very rare avgn meme

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8 BIT

4 BIT

James goes to TooManyGames. He's wicked nice in person, but damn he's taller than I expected. His videos just make him look short & nerdy, assumably so.

2 BIT

1 BIT

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

HALF BIT

youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY

out of all people why does Mike Matei have to have a huge cock

I don’t think those comics are racist at all. They are just edgelord humor. I think he is just pissed people try and label him a racist because of it. He needs to realize people are just busting his balls.

that one's good

also enjoy the sports games episode

>What is it with football? Everywhere you go, football! Go there; football! Football, football, football!

early NC isn't bad, but once he got to making skits and bringing other people in is when it got real shitty.

Good list. It’s tough to pick between Bible Games and NES for 2008, but Action 52 and Plumbers are definitely among his best

Matei wrote the Atari sports one. He is strangely in love with Atari and hates sports

QUARTER BIT

The head on it is huge

THE WRIIIIIIIIIST GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

BEEEE SEVENTEEEEEEN BALMER

I wish santa delivered them some fucking treadmills.

are you sure about that?

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Mike has a bara fetish

Ninja Gaiden was the best episode, change my mind

The entire intro to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre episode was freaking kino as fuck. You wouldn't think it was filmed like 13 years ago, but it's truly flawless.

Hey there motherr...FUCKERS! Don't tell me what tooooo....doooo....'cuz they be mother FUCKERS!

who the fuck are all these people apart from mike? did i miss something here?

Definately a top tier "guest" character.

old AVGN best AVGN
so comfy

This

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Most of the old episodes were written by Mike Matei with James. Mike typically did the gameplay and basic scripts. Then James added the theatrical elements and on screen acting. Mike stopped writing avgn around episode 100

april hot my niggas

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It's definitely up there.

they have kids? Great.

Are you stalking them?

no

''If he doesn't like playin video games, why the fuck is he playin video games!?''

He had our number, Yea Forums

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I’D RATHER SUCK THE SNOT OUT A NIGGERS NOSE TILL HIS HEAD CAVES IN! I’D RATEHR KISS A BUNNY BETWEEN THE EARS!

The Halloween one is also really good

Then why are you finding their personal photos and posting them on Yea Forums?

THANKS KOJIMA ACK ACK ACK

>embarassed
He's rich and co-owns a company now

The one I didn't liked was the Genesis accesories episode. It was so boring

>Yeah I tell you what, it's still a hundred dollars
>Oka- What the fuck?

Yea Forums, you know what?

Educate me. Please educate me. Because, I'm going thru sensory deprivation. I'm so fucking bored I'd rather go back to school than play this shit!

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>Everyone in this whole thread

2007 called, it wants its redditors back

fucking this.

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someone please dump all the comic strips

I haven't thought AVGN was good or funny since 2009.

Bootsy was cool with the bandito and even worked on it with him.

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Too bad Mike doesn’t write the show anymore like back then. sword quest was a great one

already in tears at shitload of fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=46kXH6GGtT0 I think it's a reference to this.

This imageboard was made by Wisdom Tree

I legitimately use the line PRINTERS ARE MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN in real life and everyone always looks at me funny.

Are you reading my fucking mind? I’m watching this video right now. What the fuck?

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde revisited was pretty great too though.

I'D RATHER GO TO PORNHUB.COM/EBONY AND WATCH A WHITE MAN FUCK A BLACK WOMAN THAN PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME

The amount of drama surrounding cinemasacre right now is more entertaining than most of the new videos.

James watches that in his free time cause he enjoys it, of course he would prefer that to a shitty game

What drama, what's happening

Stemming from reddit fags with no lives

james using muh kids as an excuse to never do anything and letting screenwave take over.
james literally just complaining through every james and mike mondays episode because he acts like hes so busy.

Some faggots with no life on reddit fabricating lies about James that he is a cuck and his wife fucks black men. That Bootsy fucked Mikes Ex. Real high school level nonsense by a bunch of losers behind their keyboards. Probably just jealous James has a successful channel since over a decade.