Choose

it's always brown. no exceptions

Yes

yah

Both are ugly as shit

and stinky too

Shantae has a more fun personality. Also might let me meet Risky, who I desperately want to smother me to death between her breasts. And then turn my skull into a swimsuit.

Don't be weird

She did it to the pirate king.

>toriyama girls
post more DQ my dude

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No

Pirates curse was a legit good game. Better than the titty ninja series.

lol

shantae
:)

Pirate's Curse was, at least.

right

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Shantae because I don't know who is that person on the left.

Guys what if.
Mario is SHANTAE in disguise?!

Homura.

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wasn't there a naked version of this? i can't find it anywhere but i swear it fucking exists

Shantae. She can grant wishes. Albiet small ones.

Left was actually good before EV ruined the series
Right was never good to begin with

it's definitely her best game
but still trash compared to any decent game

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Imagine being between them

No, I'm taking both.

Homura

I need the see them poop to make an educated decision

Homura (left) is obviously a better breeding candidate.

looking at them makes me wanna cuddle someone

I was leaning towards Homura, but this changes things. What wishes can Shantae grant and not grant?

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No thanks

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Homura chan's tits are fucking ginormous so I want her.

BYOG (Bring Your Own Genie)

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Mario doesn't poop.

...he said, posting undertale.

left. tan lines are a fucking miracle
i dont know why but tan lines make me go nuts

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>men value women for their physical appearance only

Typical.

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I actually get turned off by tans, because I know that they are unhealthy. Women who get them will age faster.

I still chose Homura though. She's much younger than any girl I could ever get.

based

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that's a good joke

This. My loins stir up something fierce at the site of those delicious tan lines.

Are you sure that it's not because you are looking at some barely concealed tits and a toned stomach with wide hips?

Shantae is my all time waifu

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>Homura
>tan lines
>never see her wearing anything that would maintain said tan lines

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>Posting inferior kiddy-anime Shantae
>Not posting tanned and superior original Shantae

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>want to imagine being in a romantic relationship with Homura
>can't because we're polar opposites

it hurts bros

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She dates you because she is training her patience.
But then Asuka munches her carpet and she leaves you forever.

Just self-insert as Asuka.

you can't because she doesn't exist, my dude

It's funny how we're all like this and girls just want sex.

Half what a normal genie can

>posting the version that tries to censor Risky's magnificent sideboob
for shame, user

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She trains under the sun only wearing panties and breast bandages.

what now, homu?

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Homura can already rob banks and stuff for me. I don't need Shantae for material gain. Can she give me superpowers? Make me live forever?

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>choosing sticc shantae over thicc shantae

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I make sure to blow a load to this doujin regularly.
One of the few doujinshi artists in the world that actually balances feminine features with nice muscles.
>tfw he hasn't put out anything in years

>imagine

She can make Purple Heart real.

>all the people

>all the hamburgers

>tfw no busty muscular tanline GF with strong abs and thighs

Muscles on girls are disgusting

get fucked zoomer

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The biggest thing I think we've seen her do so far is restore an entire town to the way it was before someone came in and remodeled the entire place.

So it stands to reason that wishes like "Be my wife" and "Only grant wishes for me" are within her power.

If I wish to have sex with her, does that count as rape?

will the next shantae game manage to top the slimegirl enemies?

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>reverse image search worked for once
thanks for the recc user.

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It's easy if you try

>Kusoge series girls

who in all likelihood would wanna get as far away from you as possible as soon as ASAP

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more like
>can't because never been in one

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The one that doesn’t have breasts the size of balloons.

You.
You make good choices.

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Functionally homosexual

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>tan lines unhealthy
huh? i think the unhealthy ones are from those chicks that use electrical tape to get them

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She can make it so that Purple Heart loves you.

That too

>pubes
diamonds

Weirdo

>not loving purple heart enough so she can get enough shares to will herself into existence

you fucking normalfags make me sick

who /breeder/ here

isn't that against genie code or was that only Disney's Aladdin?

I want to mating press homura's shithole and her supple ass while I squeeze the fuck out of her huge, bouncing breasts

fuck i love tits

*straight

I dunno

>mating
>Shithole
Uhhhh, user...

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you heard me faggot
i will breed her asshole 21 pride of urkaine

Her babies will be as brown as her!

For what purpose?

Anyone who says anything but right has shit taste.

So she won't be as hot?

She doesn't want her clothes to get stinky and sweaty like herself.

Fuck you

>not appreciating brown girl STANK

My wife doesn't smell

She does smell good

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My face needs to go in her butt

I choose you to go to with this off-topic garbage.

Haven't you ever seen what happens when you stick your face near an aggressive kunoichi's ass?

No

God I hate that google's reverse image search is so shit. so it can tell it's a cartoon, that doesn't help me find the source.

I may be a kissless virgin but at least I'm not a kissless virgin that wishes SK girls were real

Kani-chan

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Literal weeb who vs Shantae? I bet you guys want a rape simulator. What's wrong with you?

Fag

>literal who
Her name is homuhomu

I guess

Homu the homo hobo

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ummm. . . . yea man

If Shantae games are good why i never saw any webm or gif with gameplay?

Homu the STRAIGHT hobo

Shantae! she's fun, cute and I like her friends!

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because people are playing and enjoying the cuteness of the game not trying to masturbate to it

God I would fuck her so hard my semen would fill her up more than any amount of food would

Old fag here, why are you guys so crazy about gay shit?

I'll never forgive Trout for making this dumb bitch disappear before her inevitable spiral into being an actual camwhore.

>wanting to a fill a cute girl with semen is "gay shit"

>gay shit

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For what.

Bullying.

Bullying Homu?

game:
left
girl:
right

You would need a lot to feed her.

Yah

you're waifu is shit and now you understand that. isn't she supposed to be a lesbian? LITERAL GAY SHIT?

Don't bully her, she already smells and is worried about being a hobo.

I have a lot of semen.

no

Homura.

What a tiny penis you must have to say something like this.

>isn't she supposed to be a lesbian?
No?

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Worth looking up?

see first pane of canon art work made by the producer

Artist is SHD, it's worth it if you like buff but not overly buff girls.

???

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Is that a cast off or forever cock tease?

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shoo shoo nazi frog

Pretty sure she can show her nips.

ya got me, i've never heard of this anime so I googled it in videos the first thing I see is homuhomu Who? then it's a damn flash game? yea man I get it, you have the power of atheism and anime on you side not an actual game

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Right has actually been in games at all

It's a game about big tiddy ninjas beating each other and sometimes demons.

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I haven't seen any images of that figure.

I guess Homura won.

uh huh. on newgrounds lol

on my dick

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Yea Forums for you not Yea Forums

What?

> Expecting me to choose

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Ew.

She'd kill you.

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Why do you want to die?

Its gonna be a tie between right and Rouge for me, thank you.

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To paraphrase Rusty Venture, killing me wouldn't be murder. "More of a very late abortion."