Superior character redesigns

>so focused on reducing Samus' hair and tit size you dont notice that no human being can fit into the power suit you drew, especially not the Samus that you JUST drew

A swing and a miss.

>She

DAE hot women actually do not exist

ding ding ding

Why are Metroid fans so incredibly autistic about Samus's sexuality? Everyone's perfectly mature and cool with it when Link dresses like this in BotW.

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But there are real women in the real military who still have long hair.

>angry and Buff
So basically samus now

>random generic mech pilot
if the fucking suit wasn't there no one would recognize that person at all, fuck twitter and fuck you for showing this to me

do you know what would really trigger /pol/
if you killed yourself
they would be so mad

The fuck is going on with the power suit's hips in that image

Draw a girl, call it a boy, and you’re a pervert.

Draw a boy, call it a girl, and you’re woke AF.

make samus a male so all waifu fags are removed
now its 10/10

I'm not sure I've seen a single Samus redesign that was from someone who has actually played a Metroid game

They think ideals aren't to be followed or worked towards, but smashed and demolished. That shows just how pathetic they all are.

This.
The suit's design is too clunky, which makes it shit, but the /pol/ tears are delicious.

The ideal woman tries to become a man as much as possible!

???

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back to resetera with you

>draw a man
>call it a woman

It’s genuinely funny that lefties like this think that the only way for a woman to have power and agency in their own world is to make her into a buff, ugly dude. It’s like pottery

Can we please take a moment to appreciate those artist's human proportions?

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It's an interesting design and I don't think it's ugly, but Samus is supposed to be a sexy but competent soldier with the looks of an American Aryan model.

They can suck my whole dick for that clunky, shitty Suit redo though. Fuck that.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

S E E T H I N G

>laughing at and ridiculing something for being shitty = you're triggered by it

Yeah, I don't think you understand what "triggered" means.

That's a man, baby

lol look at that womanlet suit

I’d really like to see you draw something better.

This reminds me of how ever since TVtropes became a popular website, dumbass posters think all tropes are bad, and spend their time trying to retrofit tropes onto new stories.

Keep ranting over liberals, it shows how mad you really aren't

To be fair her canon suit proportions aren't possible either

>Implying Samus wouldn’t immediately become my aniki

Let’s see what he is

>Tall
>In shape
>A bounty hunter
>Extremely competent
>Silent

Dude would be fun to chill and play vidya with
Or just stare out into the inky dark nothingness of space with

They are if the arms are entirely mechanical, which ive seen art of and is a really cool concept. It would also explain the chest being so big, so i choose to believe it

You made this thread yesterday. I bet you're actually the nobody with the twitter account.

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Holy shit that varia suit is about a thousand times worse

Why did he make it fat and clunky? There was no reason to do that, her old suit was the perfect combination of sleek and clunky and he ruined it by going to far in one direction

looks like a russian thug wearing a Samus-like outfit

western designers were a mistake

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Link is a male so it's fine.

All I have to say is
>Can the real Samus Aran please stand up?

I feel like referring to Samus as a "Jiggletiddy Sexmoppet" is more offensive than anything Nintendo's ever done to her. Despite the fan art Samus has always been portrayed as exceptionally competent and determined.

Based

DESIGNING A ZERO SUIT IS SEXIST
why cant she just be a strong women in armor all the time?
why must you flaunt her gender like an object?

Don't insult gopniks like that.

>being this defensive over this piece of shit art

You’d think that, wouldn’t you

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It's the "I realize that women are mentally little children that need to be coddled because they will not build inner strength or overcome their insecurities so I rely on on these old fashioned but accurate ideas of women's fragility in a roundabout way in order to appeal to them" style.
I think it's ugly as sin, but avoid hurting women's feelings and pander to their insecurities and they'll call you great, it's pathetic as fuck and shows nothing good about the women that support it but it works.

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this one is my favorite personally

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I thought that was just supposed to be a male Samus at first.
I thought it was a perfect idea to have Samus look hot as fuck, but keep her combat suit looking like actual armor.
She can be a cool non-sexy I have a feeling some people find her hotter in the suit for some reason heroine for her games and have a canon out-of-suit look for people that want to draw porn of her.
It makes so much sense, why does anyone feel the need to fuck with it?

I actually like the original better

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Its the worst redesign I have ever fucking seen and I liked Crash Bandicoots redesign in Titans and even Dantes in DmC. I always thought that redesign means to at least resemble some stuff of original character but here I see a balding male with armour suit this shit looks generic as it gets and get a pass just because Samus is a female lmao if it would not be Samus redesign people would literally call that shit out as an bland white male with power armour and they would be right because it does look like.

>Draw girl
>Call it a man
lmaoing

>not a high heeled jiggletiddy sexmoppet
these losers let ONE GAME decide their perspective on this shit huh?

old hair and body with the new limbs and face would be perfect

>male artist
>types in a completely soft and harmless way like a woman would
how long til he gets outed as a pervert

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To be fair, other m is still canon and the main game where samus is characterized

obviously the one non canon game not deved by nitnendo is THE samus duh

looks like a cancer patient/meth addict.

even spams emojis like a 12 year old girl

>implying they even play Metroid to begin with

The proportions are pretty shit. But trying to my best to make it look good, this is what I got.

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This design does look a bit rough, but a fit woman isn't a meth addict, you burger

Have an Ashe redesign

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judging by the possible tranny's reply in the pic that's very likely

stop shilling your shit artwork fag

hehe yeah I hate tumblr too
this is a real good cringe thread

im sure they are unbiased and made a white bapiste re-design too

Gross.

That's not even the same character.

Do Tumblrfags try to make their art intentionally ugly? It's like they don't even bother with the fundamentals

>what if she was literally just mcree but a black chick
woah the creative juices are flowing here

>some random on twitter is apparently the authority on how samus is allowed to be portrayed in metroid

why do people like this think they can tell women that they shouldn't take care of their health and appearance

Has anyone in all of human existence ever heard a black chick say "How'dy" unironically?
How can this guy not see his own foolishness?

true but even still Other M is a 9-year-old game at this point and the vast majority hated it and how Samus was characterized with every other instance afterword doing the complete opposite of what it did
even taking Smash into account I'm guessing they act the same way fags on Yea Forums do when they think ZSS ruined everything somehow
/blog

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being healthy is shaming fat slobs that cant be bothered

This is a nice concept and all, but it's kind of a cheat. She couldn't raise her arms in something like this. Also, just look at what they did to her neck. And this is her old design. Every design after this, has impossible shoulders. Impossible thigh gap, and impossible height.

The older suit is more plausible, sure. But she's been flanderized to just giant shoulders.

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>awful color scheme
>niggress
>tumblr face
>sparkles
I hate them

no one mentioned liberals friend

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It's just fat or ugly women trying to bring down the standard of beauty rather than work on improving themselves.

I know that no one is really interested in this discussion, but it's more about how women in media typically fill a more sexy role instead of being practical like many male characters.

Except beauty is genetic, and no amount of colored dust and filters can change that

calm down son you're starting to sound very /pol/ right now

I actually really like it a lot which is why I posted it

I know it race changes her but That hair is my fetish

I'd rather she be a jiggle titty than a jiggle belly

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Are you implying that video game characters should be realistic? You wouldn't be suggesting something so foolish, would you?

That's still an excuse not to try and lose weight and be healthy, you fucking cow.

Fusion redesign generally are better

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lazy japanese trap design, traps should look slightly boyish under the clothes.

I miss the comic looking gba style, most soulful look imo

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"Howdy, massa. Sheeeeet that's some mighty fine friend chicken yous gots there, massa."

7 months.

hey welcome to eb games

I can't read that signature.

>if it triggers /pol/
everything triggers /pol/

why does she have a goo arm?

Not him. But why are you focusing so much on fat chicks? The redraw of samus shown in OP isn't fat. She's just genetically unlucky.

In all honesty, this is probably what she would look like if she had that job and did the things she can do. Ears a bit big tho. Expect an Ellen Ripley or a Sarah Connor. Greasy, muscular, and doesn't look like a Disney princess which the games portray her as. Could add more hair to the equation but Samus probably doesn't give a shit about how she looks so she would cut it as it could mess up her ability to perform maybe

She's a lesbian, clearly.

If you want them to seem human, then acting in some way human is preferable.

Gunvolt?

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with someone like Samus though that doesn't really apply, barring Other M. In fact it sort of makes her cooler and more imposing if she's hot with no real physical defects; she can be this cool space hunter and do it without getting a scratch. Samus does her own thing and gets shit done
You could even say that whenever you see a pretty woman doing cool stuff it implies femininity is strong in its own way and you don't HAVE to be exactly like the guys. This faggot artist went and disregarded that which in its own way makes him the sexist one unironically
if you wanna do some retarded redesign fine but Samus is definitely the last character to do that with

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Cut it so it's just the head and nobody could tell you who the character is supposed to be, that is a big no-no.
Also what the hell is with the power armor thigh gap and Blizzard tier pauldrons?

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ok... So a black chick saying howdy isn't human?

She just got elbow deep in your mother

i aint seen no dragon quest slimes in a metroid nigga

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>Samus probably doesn't give a shit about how she looks so she would cut it as it could mess up her ability to perform maybe

People say this all the time but there's no reason for it. What's the basis? She shoots and kills things? I'm not saying she couldn't have a buzz or be grittier but what's the basis for "she wouldn't give a shit how she looks". She's a bounty hunter, how she looks is incredibly important. There was a shot story where Boba Fett mentioned how because he never took off his helmet just implying he was going to do so could cause an entire room to stop what they're doing.

But that's reality though isn't it? The firefighter that saves a life, the police officer that brings down the bad guy, the soldier going through hell, the random civilian that acts the hero, it's just a reflection of reality.
Besides, women are themselves the one that most want to play the sexy role because when men were more in control the women were expected to be more chaste and conservatively dressed, just look at even today, more patriarchal cultures around the world have more covered up and less sexualized women.
The hypersexualization of women and the rejection of feminine sexualization in media are simply two facets of the same side.

Yeah, no shit, no one wants to breed with inferior genetics. That's what makes them ugly.

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Looks like Kid from the matrix. No buy.

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>Skin tight body suit supposed to allow for sleek and agile movement under power armor without abrasion
>LOL LET'S MAKE IT ARMORED XDDD

I mean I'm not entirely fond of how much of a sexpot samus looks like but this is 200% worse in the other direction.

lmao

>Turned her in to a man for no reason
absolute state of incels... big yikes

>she

they just cant resist making her fucking fat, could they.

Have you ever redesigned a character just to give her a tank top

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>Just not as Metroid protagonist

What the hell does this mean? Not like there have been others.

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>She wears a fucking human shaped tank, why does it matter if her hair is long.
Makes sense inside a helmet like that, and the redesign's haircut makes her look like a soldier. I think it looks alright.

Perhaps Samus literally does honeypot missions for the federation. Her looks would be incredibly important for that.
James Bond isn't ugly for the same reason.

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I enjoy extreme style changes

Can someone explain the logic that characters that are women have to be fucking fugly? Are there no women that are strong but also attractive?

>empowering women is good!
>But their inherent feminine qualities are bad!
>and women are better when they just pretend to be men!
>also If a woman doesn't agree and embraces her femininity it's brainwashing!

>whine because every male MC look like a bald white military man
>change the look of a female MC to make her look like a bald white military man
i swear to god those fucking people

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artist?

WHY ARE THE EARS SO FUCKING BIG?!

>Japanese artists
>Draw a girl
>Call it a boy

>Western artists
>Draw a boy
>Call it a girl

Why does this keep happening?

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>Metroid fans
>implying they're fans

Literally everyone and their brother on tumblr hates Yaoyarozu on tumblr

You can’t even breathe the word “redesign” without somebody showing you their shitty interpretation of what her outfit should be that also changes her skin to some subset of brown

The only one I’ve seen that actually looks pretty good is one that adds two zippers to her costume, and I like that because the unzipping adds a layer of sexy I really like

Fuck them, holy shit

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>still no black woman character in OW
Is blizz saving it for when they're on the ropes?
That Varia Suit looks terrible, why the fuck are we even looking at this literal who

I'll take either

I want to say I just don't understand the logic, but then I realized theres no logic behind it

El mostruo de las Americas...

But.

But she makes materials out of her own body.

She cant wear concealing clothes while still being capable of using her power.

It is outside of reasonable human behavior, yes.

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There is no rejection of it carte blanche, just kickback because it is massively overweighted.

>We want the Saturday morning cartoon audience

Hair length matters. If it goes below the shoulders that hair will inevitably get clamped between your body and the suit. Then you turn your head around and it hurts like a motherfucker because you're pulling your hair out.

Yeah but she ties it up into a ponytail

If only there was a way to perhaps tie up long hair..

sometimes, it's done right

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>not just making Samus a full on robot

Lmao look at these losers who need a "relatable human character" in their video games.

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It's a military crew cut.

>SHE

Yeah but she's not in the military.

That's funny, but he's still getting gassed unfortunately.

post more twitter screencaps

>I think it looks alright.
"She" is literally a man and you think it looks alright? Contrarian faggot.

Look at the chest you mongoloid

By whom? You maybe, incel?

They also use phrases like “[I did this because] I’m not a coward” a lot, which is really just a bold, assholish way of saying, “I know you didn’t commit to my specific tastes because you were afraid of what people would think of you. Worry not! I have no such silly hang ups. I will liberate your design from the throes of mediocrity.”

It’s also ironic, considering all of them ARE cowards that can’t handle a little tiddy

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jerking off to tumblr art to troll the conservitards epic style

>not just making Samus a full on robot
Just play a different game

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you don't know that

I love Kass!!

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Aren't they the real sexist for telling people how women should look like and shitting on women who have cute faces and nice bodies?

No but we literally do know that.

Imagine making something worse than Blizzard's bland and safe designs

lol

Is that Cosmo?

You say this when the morphball technology is a thing in the lore.

Why is she such a best girl?

looks like a dude. Why are feminine traits considered a weakness?

Thanks, this image is depressing.

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Because they think beauty is weak somehow.

>random homosexuals on Twitter consider themselves the grand authority on what Metroid character designs should look like, instead of the men who created those in-game designs

Thats where I get confused because of the whole "women are strong" shit they are always pushing, but if a female character is attractive, its apparently not okay?

this nigga storyboards Castlevania, how could he be so off?

>character named widowmaker
>implies she kills dudes/is seductive femme fatale type
>make her ugly as the fuck
genius

those men are sexist pig.

>people still shill netflixvania here and swear up and down it's not sjw shit

I don't like it but I can see what they were going for with the look which is somewhat true to what Samus is unlike these:
These are the worst designs because they don't even try to maintain the original idea behind the character and simple just tack shit on that doesn't add to the design, or remove things that were key to their original design.

>which is somewhat true to what Samus
Samus isn't some military lady, she's just a bounty hunter that can look however a bounty hunter wants because there are no formalities to that kind of occupation

>muh sjws
whatever you say incel
he's probably a small storyboarder and even then the art looks good but as a redesign it's trash

>straight up animu shit

When you make Samus sexy, you end up with games like Other M where she now needs to be motherly and have emotions and feelings, because ironically enough the people who said Samus were good before couldn't stand her being silent and competent, because that was "SJW shit". So now she needs a man to rescue her while wearing skintight lingerie. Who cares if the gameplay was turds on an ass sandwich? MUH DICK AND MUH WAIFU. therefore people defend it

The worst thing about this is the stance. Making Samus look masculine becauseshe does warrior's work is one thing, but making her stand there in a limp, weak stance just breaks the characters.

Fuck it, going all in

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Well the second season is just plain shit for the most part
One of several

I don’t know how you can look at marina and think, “too sexy”, but here we are

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Fuck off ac fag.

Samus has always been sexy before other m.

It's just an ugly artstyle. Imagine official Marina like this and it doesn't look too bad. Piercings aren't cute whatsoever, though.

Christ. I hate eyebrow scars.

>When you make Samus sexy, you end up with games like Other M
Smash and Samus Returns also made her sexy so this point doesn't make sense, it was more making her a submissive waif that was the problem. I get what you're saying but it's inconsistent
>the people who said Samus were good before couldn't stand her being silent and competent, because that was "SJW shit"
literally no one said this, Other M was made way before SJW shit was a thing

>I did this because this!
>and I did this because this!
HOW ABOUT SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP HOLY SMOKE DIE DIE DIE WHY DO THEY ADD THIS

>incel
based and upvoted fellow trannybro

>know who he is
>still replies to him
Lets just keep this as an odd redesign thread
Least it keeps a similar theme but feels a bit pointless in its effort

I liked the 2nd season it had some issues but I enjoyed it overall, I'm actually looking forward to season 3

uh oh it looks like you dropped something in your underwear, let me get it for you.

5 months

What's wrong with them

nobody cares. just post shit redesigns or fuck off.

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Notice that he continues to have the same hair, face, and body type of the other links in the same general art style. Imagine if they came out with an ultra jacked link with a crew cut and a Groose like jaw line. People would think that would be retarded even though you could justify it with "well he kills monsters 10 times his size with a sword, of coarse he would be Terry Crews levels of ripped"

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>le reddit lingo
>tranny buzzwords
cringe

>Smash and Samus Returns also made her sexy so this point doesn't make sense,
Nobody plays as power suit Samus in smash and they just want their skinclad waifu, while Samus Returns was left to die on the 3DS with the lowest sales in the entire history of the series. Why? Funny enough, it's because she wasn't constantly flaunting herself in her zero suit. Even though they made her sexy, her being competent and not making her take orders from a man was enough to validate people boycotting it.

FFS, not even 1 million sales on a userbase of 70 million. Criminy.

>getting upset at being called an incel
lmao

Just going to post an actually good race change redesign because fuck, this is getting draining

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>Why is she bald?

Because its ugly on women. These progressive types seem to think women only come in two versions, "sexmoppet" and bridge troll. There is no nuance in between these two extremes.

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>Because its ugly on women

Not always. Stefania Ferrario, thank me later

>Nobody plays as power suit Samus in smash
bold assumption

what? no wojack or pepe?

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>Niggaroth
Why do I like it so much
>responds to him with buzzwords
Can this board only speak in buzzwords

This

People don’t understand the appeal of homely girls/nice lads and that makes me mad

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Why do white men hate attractive women? What the fuck is wrong with you mayos?

No one competitively really, but casuals would anyway because who cares about balance

white people went retarded.

Anyways, back to the standard pretentious “I can do better than the creators” fare

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Is that supposed to be Ann?

These are among the few reacebends redesigns that actually look pretty good.

>Tomboy samus
my dick
>That suit redesign
fucking hold on now what the fuck, guy

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why

Also a lot of white guys on twitter are always typing with this whimsical ironic style.

>teehee im adulting with SO.

Like fuck off, it's fucking pathethic. And sometimes they even make weird games around their relationship

>if i behave i get 1 point and 10 points is a blown from my SO haha. Sex you guys haha.

And it's always white guys.

>Nobody plays as power suit Samus in smash
Fuck you Suit Samus is my main.

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>all this revisionism
so you're just another brainwashed faggot that actually takes Yea Forums shitposts seriously huh? pathetic

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I can already tell the person who drew this was white.

The demonstration of skill used to create the pieces outshines the demonstration of changing the design.

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>giving Kirby a torso

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I RUN LIKE A CLOCK

Why do people feel compelled to redesign an established character as a different ethnicity? And I'm speaking as a fellow black person here

What's with people giving Samus scars on her face? She's never had a scar in canon. Is it backlash to the mole that suddenly appeared in Other M?

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Delete this post.

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you must be blind if you dont think that doesnt look like a meth addict, must be your spic genetics kicking in.

He already did

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Do these people never go outside? Do they live in the fucking arctic?

>Draw a male
>call it female
vs
>draw a female
>call it a male
which one is better

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That’s a really cool Sans redesign, my anonymous 4channeler

This design is absolute kino

I don't care as long as it's cute.

>draw a female
>call it male
is superior

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I never understood this shit,why the fuck can a woman not both look good and kick ass why the fuck is this shit so taboo in today's culture?

Yeah, fuck you. I'll mop the floor with suit samus. She's been my main since 64.

To make her look like some professional and weathered vet
Despite the fact that she donned a suit of power armor for most of her career as a bounty hunter and with a military force.
Would make sense if scars were justified on the fact that she was a survivor from a space pirate raid, but no one ever thinks about that with redesigns

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>tfw no black tifa gf

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Jesus Christ

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I want her to do a reverse mating press on me

>cheetah print
>rose designs
There is no correlation between these two things that you could connect with a theme. I want people to fucking act like character designers when they do this shit. Every little thing you put on a character matters, so you can't just go about slapping shit on because YOU think it looks good. Fuck.

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But why is toad a human

>draw a female
>call it a male

easiest choice ever

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faggot

Hang every single westacuck, holy shit.

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More like Samus "It's Ma'am"

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It's weird how, despite explicitly attempting to be more charming than the original, they aren't charming at all.

LOL

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Outfit looks nice, but the artist can't draw a shit

>Petey's shoes are pipes
That is pretty clever, actually

The second because they're usually at least cute and nice to look at. The former makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

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cute

way better than OP, but still pales in comparison to the original.

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with /pol/?
You guys need to start charging them rent instead of letting them in your head for fucking free.

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i want to be the dark-haired dude in the picture

i'm still straight

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This is just a Transformer from Transformers Prime

the first option

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DEMON DUCHESS SAMUS

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>fawful basically unchanged
baste

>that fucking Peach
He actually thought this looked good

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Why do feminists believe the only way to improve women is to increase their masculinity, what the fuck is wrong with traditional femininity (In women or men, idc)

"Femininity/Feminine Traits" are important to our world & history. why can't we have both and be okay with that :<

i'm a girl and i love strong knight women just as much as the next person,but i also love gentle kind-hearted princesses, or confident sexual women, etc. D:

>sharp teeth b/c I'm not a coward
Legitimate what did he mean by this?

It basically does what OP wanted to do but better.

I’ve run out of Yea Forums related shitty redesigns

Here, have a Victorian era Peach

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why didnt nintendo let her rip and tear

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I kinda like Toadstool Merchant

>those giant feet

imagine the smell

>Why do feminists believe the only way to improve women is to increase their masculinity,

Look at the last time Samus embraced her femininity.

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>still white
>still blonde
>still blue eyed
>still attractive
>nice hips
>seemingly hetero and non-trans
>"REEEEEEEE SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN" just because her hair is cut short

Jesus fucking Christ, you people have actual genuine non-ironic autism if you can't tell permanent facial features apart from temporary ones, fucking literal baby level object permanence understanding holy fucking shit

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>i'm a girl

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Fuck it, I admit I like the DDD. It's an absurdist take which looks hilarious to me in the context of the games, shame about the shitty other designs.

>How to design good female characters
>Draw a male
>Call it a female
Bravo leftists

That somehow, it’d be thematically appropriate for Widow to have sharp teeth, but it was just too daring of a move for Blizzard to do, even though it would have looked SO much better.

>still attractive
slavs aren't attractive

okay ill do it :)

>i'm a girl
TITS OR GTFO

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>if you can't tell permanent facial features apart from temporary ones
>temporary ones
N-nani?

not that guy but i think OP drawing drawing is completely fucking garbage as well
and i can draw at least somewhat

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Leftists don't understand a word they invented or why its used. Leftists are such subhuman faggots. I mean even listen to him. I'll be okay with an ugly repulsive design like a typical westerners because it pisses off sane people who hate my religious ideas.

They try to say sane people are "triggered" at them, failing to understand why the word became an insult. Its just the "u mad" or "who hurt you". You damn right I'm "triggered" when I think leftists deserve to be tossed out of a fucking copter. What makes you think its acceptable to act like that?

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>woman power
>"if we make women more masculine they will be more powerfull"
I can't fucking stand these people, fuck's sake Sakurai already nerfed her tiddies, just be honest and add a dick already.

because soldier and soldiers all have buzz cuts 100% of the time
cause if you are in a warzone you realy have time to shave your head everyday

i mean just look at REAL LIFE female soldie....
oh no

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>low brow
>wide, thin mouth
>large jaw
theres alot more than his haircut mate...

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Still doesn't look like a woman, if anything you just made Alucard in a Zero Suit

still looks uggo
3/10 see me after class

>Still ugly
>Still angry for no reason.
>Still built ugly.
Mate...

user thats just Alucard in a zero suit onesie.

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only thing he got right was her mooscles, Samus is a big strong girl so she needs to have some muscle, other than that it's pretty shit

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>That thigh.
>That neck.
Oh, so Samus isn't human, interesting...

faggots

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Rather bizarrely, feminist's think making women more masculine is an attack against men, while at the same time attacking men for being masculine.
They don't seem to have the thinking power to realize how much damage this is actually doing to both genders

There's actually an arc towards the end where she becomes a strong independent woman who don't need no Adam. It's why feminists like Other M.

unnecessarily overcomplicated
remove the weird brown lines on the extremities and the red stripe and it would be pretty nice

This. You can't just slap a wig on a brick faced dude and call it a "strong woman."

pretty cute

>that thing
>she
These people are truly mentally ill. Being PC sure is one hell of autism

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she's a big girl
for me

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BUT.

BUT SHE ALREADY FUCKING WAS.

THE GAME WAS A DEGRESSION IN PERSONALITY, NOT A PROGRESSION.

>Samus
>Soldier
Brainlet

Hard woman tend to have masculine qualities. ie. short hair, muscles, etc.

>she's not m-muh smol nihonese small feet shovel face plastic surgery mongolian slant eyes kawaii uguu japanese waifu so she's an ugly man!!
She looks like a slightly cartoonishly exaggerated Rebecca Romijn without makeup, now I'll watch as you ABSOLUTE AUTISTS proceed to call her ugly

And yet she still needed to be saved by Anthony because she was scared of an old guy and some fodder troopers.

why she look like eminem slapped into a woman's body

>mercenary bounty hunter
>not a soldier
you hire her to kill shit

shes a soldier for hire

You were btfo user.

user she looks like Ron Perlman.

REAL LIFE strong attractive women look like Gina Carano.

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Other M considers the Prime games non-canon. It takes place immediately after Super Metroid, where she had no characterisation whatsoever. Not defending Other M, but Samus has never been the female Doomguy everyone here seems to think she is.

>angry is a facial feature
LITERAL autism holy shit ahahahahahha

FASTER

>ALL WOMEN HAVE TO BE ****MY**** PERFECT MOLD
>ALL OTHERS ARE WRONG AND ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM ARE BAD

?

Yes I'm sure this 300 reply thread seething over a shitty redesign isn't motivated by race in any way.

user, no one brought up anime
i think you need to take a break or find help

>Literally a solo one-woman army walking into two death zones killing hundreds of aggressive predatory creatures and alien pirates all by herself with no assistance

>Suddenly needs a man to tell her what to do until she doesnt

No user it still doesnt work.

Military tradition is not grounds for someone in the position of self employment via mercenary work.

She can, and does, wear her hair any way she wants. Most if not all of the problems with long hair are fixed with a buzz, sure, but they're usually fixed with a ponytail as well, which is ALSO allowed in the Military, which I will once again stress she is not a part of ANYWAY, just saying no matter what way you look at it, it's a pointless argument made to justify bad transsexual fanart.

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wtf she looks like a mannnnn

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there you go:
youtube.com/channel/UCcrXOqPJU1uaXJLlH2ZYvtQ

oh fuck, I remember you from /r9k/

>Yes I'm sure this 300 reply thread seething over a shitty redesign isn't motivated by race in any way.
seems like it

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>piercings
>attractive
Instantly dropped. A women becomes 50% less attractive with each individual piercing

>attractive

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Those arms look odd, like they're being pushed into her body. Also she has no shoulders in this art.

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>Metroid fans
Well that's where you're wrong

>Samus Aman

I recognize those lanky proportions and weird hands. It's a dude by the name of Melonkoi. P. sure he posts in the drawthreads on Yea Forums.

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you can be a jaded, hardened female soldier, but still have female attributes. Emily Blunt's character in Edge of Tomorrow is an example

OP Samus is pretty much a male gopnik drug dealer, I'd rather fuck a trap

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based

EWWWWWW. I am vomiting sand all over. Why can't sjws realize their aesthetic is eye-gougingly terrible?

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Looks fine to me user.

She certainly doesnt have a cro magnon caveman brow or a batman chin like that drawing from earlier.

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Wait, that's not what I wanted to post.

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unbased for being a tranny, but redpilled for pro-femininity

>a hardened space warrior should look like a 17 year old model
what did you mean by this

You're being sarcastic while posting something you think looks unappealing.

1: Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
2: You're gay

I enjoy

>that praetor suit
It's good art, but I'm not a fan of how most redesigns try to make the original simple iconic design look more generic.

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i like how you're comparing eastern trap art with western reverse trap art

Why are we letting tumblr pansexuals dictate how cis men & women behave, dress or are portrayed in video games?

i don't want some bull-dyke telling me i can't wear a cute dress or miniskirt because it fuels mens sexual fantasies, no shit, im a straight girl, that's what i'm going for, sexualize me all you want, trust me, i sexualize men probably, lol

Man, can you imagine those armpits?

look closer

Delete this

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I agree, Emily Blunt is actually a perfect example of the direction I wanna see samus go. turboslut samus is fine once but im over it, I also dont want a boy with boobs though.

Congrats assholes, not ONE good re-design was posted this entire thread.

Guess I'll be the first.

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Based oujianon.

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>Space jin

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Why is everyone in the literature club horribly sunburnt?

>if when, make black
>if skinny, make fat
>if male, make female

*ojouanon

>Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with /pol/?
Protip: It's not Yea Forums

>that giant jaw
>that thick neck
>that brow ridge
I'm pretty sure this is a MtF, dude

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You're not very bright, are you?

Are you for real retarded or are you actually blind?

who is it then

1.You don't know how to discern sarcasm because I wasn't displaying any.
2.Please refrain from discussion boards in general if you do this often.
3.Thank you

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>it fuels mens sexual fantasies
>that's what I'm going for

only a larping man looking for ERP would say this. Women wear clothes to feel good about themselves and maybe show off to their girl friends.

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>without makeup

Nigger anybody spending days at a time in a suit like that will be pimply as shit

Are you that same sperg in the Mortal Kombat threads who thinks pic related is the peak of female physical form?

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Immediatly tought about that

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>durr we are posting only shit on purpose

I could ask you the same thing

Honest to God I thought this too. He types the same.

user you're blatantly lying about a picture you yourself posted. Like we can clearly see that you're saying falsehoods.

no u

dnd character?

what the fuck......

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I think he just has a closeted fetish for either extremely masculine trans women or like cro magnon ape people.

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You could say this about the protagonist of literally any action game. It doesn't automatically make them a gritty rugged le badass. Pretty sure she followed daddy's orders because she was part of their squad and didn't want to look like a bad soldier in front of her mentor. The plot was filled to the brim with holes and pulled stupid bullshit out of it's ass constantly, but Samus was not out of character in the slightest.

When you start inventing boogeymen it's time to reevaluate your arguments and opinions

i really want you to remove this image

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SHE FUCKING LEFT THE MILITARY YEARS PRIOR AND WAS A DISOBEDIENT SHIT TO HIM.

IT MAKES ZERO SENSE.

...yes?

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Blackiroth, LaTifa, and Stormcloud look pretty decent but I would only want them in a new game entirely, not FF7. Blackiroth is the best lookin of them.

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did rob fuckin' liefeld draw peach?

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Both look like shit, but lol.

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Im not inventing a bogeyman, i'm pointing out the clear similarities between a poster who thinks the ideal woman is a man-skull having ape faced wearing broad shoulder heaving chyna looking incredible hulk cro magnon ape thing and a poster in this very thread who thinks the ideal woman is a man-skull having ape faced wearing broad shoulder heaving chyna looking incredible hulk cro magnon ape thing.

Its a very specific fetish and you're letting it leak out too clearly, moi droog.

This is my type of woman

>I support Women!
>that's why I refuse to draw any feminine features or characteristics and want all women in media to act and look like men!

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>People bitch constantly about MCs being generic bald space marines
>turn fucking Samus into a generic bald space marine

>a poster in this very thread who thinks the ideal woman is a man-skull having ape faced wearing broad shoulder heaving chyna looking incredible hulk cro magnon ape thing.
Point me to the post where I supposedly claimed that

And then he turned super sayian.

she's got legs

I dunno user you're defending this man-skull having ape faced ron perlman looking ape woman pretty hard, and knocking down Gina Carano for seemingly no reason to try and justfiy it.

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That's very clearly a dude's head still.

Sorry I forgot White Barrett

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We could have dozens of threads dedicated solely to shitty Sonic redesigns.

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Reverse traps > traps.

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I want a Doom game that brings back the horror of the originals. Something like the art of Wayne Barlowe and Zdzislaw Beksinski.

Allow me to throw my hat in

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This kills the snoyboi

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The fuck is her skin made off, disgusting

They think Widowmaker is a vampire or something instead of a reanimated sniper.

I'm not sure if that's strictly a redesign or just fujoshit but knock yourself out

Uhh... Where is her penis?

i can't for the life of me find her 3d model fappable
something about blender and the uncanny valley
then again i have bias for 2d

>swordstaff
>still wields a shield on the right hand
That's just nonsense

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her skin looks like she put makeup on a milion stretch marks.

I said the redesigned Samus is attractive and she objectively is, I never said I liked her, I never said she was my type, or that she is the ideal woman, and she isn't. You're the one thinking that anything not up to your personal tastes is ugly, and projecting that same characteristic onto others, which is also coincidentally a literal symptom of autism.

Just for people information this design was meant to be a parody of every other tumblr shit ugly redesign. However when people not knowing it was a parody criticized it those same tumblr shits came rushing to defend it, ironically.

I agree. The hair at the very least, makes sense.

>>I said the redesigned Samus is attractive and she objectively is
She isnt.

It literally just looks like a blonde guy in a zero suit spandex printed out costume from etsy.

This, Yoshi and Kirby are the only times I'll ever defend the concept of wearing shoes.

It's the dudes from Gaki no Tsukai, one on the right is 100% Tanaka

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She literally is, sorry your autism doesn't allow you to imagine how other people might see things.

Those hips man...

Emily Blunt is amazing

What is this angry slav on hormones doing in Samu's suit ?

That sounds like Lunk.

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For some reason I'll only accept this if it's male undyne.

user you are the only person in this thread who thinks that way.

Theres dozens of people telling you you're wrong.

Fact: Women dont have skull shapes like that.

Fact: Women dont have jaw shapes like that.

Fact: Women dont have lips like that.

Fact: Women have breasts.

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lol you must be a virgin

>thinking the quantity of subjective opinions matters when it comes to objective facts
user...

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metroid fans don't care about that. It's the retards that pose as metorid fans that do

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I kinda like this one.

She wasn't disobedient, she was tsundere. She was jelly-legged and delirious because she was being reminded of a past that she was running away from. It does a terrible job of illustrating these integral plot points because they were busy wanking themselves off trying to make a le kino Kojima shaky-cam cutscene game. As such, you get situations where she seems to be a fucking idiot. Like when she walks through an active volcano without turning her anti-volcano suit on. All it would've taken is a three second cutscene where she reaches for a button on her suit but hesitates while memories of basic training or some shit flash on screen. That, or have her be voiced by someone who isn't text-to-speech: the human so we might be able to extract a modicum of emotion from her dialogue.

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>LINK IS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG!
Shit twist.
>Also implying being rid of Ganon wouldn't be a good thing
>ALSO IMPLYING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE WIND WAKER TIMELINE

What the fuck did they do to my son?

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>trusts books more than people
but who wrote the books

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It looks like that rubberised flooring that basketball courts are made out of.

they made luigi gay

The design itself isn't very good. But an antagonist Link sounds fucking rad to be honest. Maybe we can actually play as Ganon for once

Make her eyebrows blonde

So we know there’s a tumblr artstyle

But Is there a Yea Forums art style?

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You know now that I think about it, why are women allowed to keep their hair whatever length they feel like? When I was in the military all the guys had to get their hair cut very short or they'd get in trouble. The women could have whatever hair they wanted for some reason and just use a hair net if doing something that could get their hair in the way.

It's a crew-cut but you're right on other points, they really just don't want an attractive strong female character despite Samus was one of the first.

"You fucked up my face."

visit drawthreads

I take it back. That's a terrible design

>7th child
>trans as well
>heir to the throne

Have fun being killed as soon as you come out as a tranny so you're not an embarrassment to the royal family.

This is just the worst good fucking god

yes, three angled blue

I dig the idea of a Link who's being made forcibly aware of all the previous incarnations. Not the point of talking to them and shit out loud, but seeing 'em hanging around in certain spots or getting info from them would be neat.

Stick figures with big eyebrows.

No, the baldness wasn't the only thing, even in your edit it still looks like a man because of the skull structure.

Having a protruding brow and backwards leaning forehead are extremely male skull traits. It's literally on the chad meme.

If you edited it to have a more rounded, front-leaning forehead then, yes it would like a woman, but as of right now that looks like a morman warrior jesus, and a not samus aryan

>Trans Zelda

You know, if it’s MtF then she shouldn’t have the Triforce of Wisdom

This

Basically just a BH6 ripoff.

this is like that ben 10 alien goo in clock garbage

Fuck it, threads almost dead

I’m posting slightly off topic shit

Look at how disgusting this Trish is

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link and zelda are good, that ganondorf is shit though

why do all these redesigns give the characters legs with absolutely no sculpting, just solid tubes of flesh that look like hotdogs?

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hello acfag

Differently flavored Ashido

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sort of good, but the face needs work

Last one for tonight.

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Alucard in the Zero Suit would actually be kind of hilarious

if you want these people to disappear then you must destroy them

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>high-heeled jiggletiddy sexmoppet
Huh. Haven’t heard that one before.

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oekaki

>doomguy redesign
what was exactly redesigned?

>I am heavy weapons guy. And zis. Is my weapon.

Lose the dark purple skin and we'll talk. It's too purple

Why does female gannon have a beard/maine those are both male bodyparts.

I ironically love these.

Cool. What was that indie Zelda-ish game where you played a hobo in a desert whose adventures may or may not have been hallucinations? Pic reminds me of it.

>when the artist blatantly puts their fetish in the design

>Buster on the wrong arm
How in gods name do you fuck this up so badly?

Her nipples are giant

The amount of failure contained in just this one thread is astronomical.

First off;
>Beard
>Body Part

Secondly, what makes you think this ganondorf is supposed to be female? Because he's thinner than usual?

Most of Yea Forums has /pol/s mindset, the people here complaining about /pol/ and going out of their way to voice their criticism around every corner are fags, and they get promptly ridiculed for being lesser humans with inferior mental functions.

t. spied on many lefty discord gay-ops

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