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Chase Taylor
Kevin Green
I have
Adrian Edwards
there's no games on it,and my girlfriend doesn't have a boyfriend so I can't play it
David King
I do, and I'm patiently waiting for the remaster of FF:CC. I'm also curious how the port of DbD is gonna turn out, it looks pretty bad.
James Powell
Because I'm not autistic nor am I a soiboi or a tranny
Adrian Cooper
Can’t afford it
Nothing particularly interests me either
Daniel King
I needed to by a new sofa this month, I'm considering getting one next month tho
Brandon James
Because I'm love with a lesbian
Nolan Flores
gib Rin gf
RIGHT
NOW
Colton Harris
I'd love to own one but I am holding off for the inevitable console revision before buying one. Then I'll go full into it.
Gavin Brooks
Jeremiah Williams
What a cute boy
Isaac Baker
reminder that idolfags are shit-eating babies
Oliver Thompson
I still have my old Bayonetta 2 machine.
Jonathan Ward
Cute boys (girls) are the best girls
Xavier Powell
Because brother owns one. Why by a Switch when I can just pop over to his place to play it?
Luis Kelly
>shit-eating babies
I'm 32 thank you and I have never eaten feces in my life (to my knowledge I've been to an Indian restaurant once so i can't be completely sure)
Justin Gonzalez
Imaginr being so poor
I was bored and felt like playing Zelda so I got a switch, pro controller, 200 gb memory card and HDMI switch port so I can play it docked
Grayson Richardson
Has Mario lost weight?
Oliver Wilson
I'm waiting for the Switch v2
Brandon Flores
If you've eat traditional SEA seafood, there's a high probability you've eaten shit.
William Wilson
Nah, it just went to tits and hips because 'moans.
Camden Barnes
I'm a Neet so I have to prioritize a bit, I do have the money for it but I limit myself to about one major purchase a quarter but as I said i am considering getting one
Luckily I don't like seafood
Caleb Diaz
No games that particularly interest me on it
Wyatt Wilson
i don't want poopy graphics
Logan Walker
Because the advice of a waifu posting weeaboo shitter is worthless.
Landon James
i have been focused on drawing than playing the games
Benjamin Davis
this
Charles Phillips
I don't want to support the needless console tax (paid online) on principle
Daniel Thompson
Is her body ready?
Justin Kelly
have you been working on improving or do you just do quick doodles?
Jacob Robinson
I've played most of its library years ago.
Camden Thompson
i do the best i can to improve but i just start doing quick doodles
Cooper King
i dont know
Henry Thomas
Gib tomboy gf now
Kayden Reyes
Tomboys truly are a miracle of the universe
Christian Jackson
>my girlfriend doesn't have a boyfriend
what did he mean by this
Liam Rogers
Rin is my wife and my life
Nolan Clark
They cost nearly $600.
Ryder Howard
Because I'm not an incel manchild and the console if full of kiddy games, I may consider getting one if SMT is any good.
Caleb Martinez
No Animal Crossing
No main series Pokemon
Dominic Murphy
I bought one and I haven't touched it since the start of January
maybe if it had games that weren't either indies or ports I'd use it more often
Jose King
Rin confirmed for Smash
Matthew Ortiz
because I don't suck cock, like you.
Angel Martinez
LMAO NO GAMES, the first game of the console will be RF5 and it will come out in 2020
Cooper Sanchez
Because I a third world country poorfag.
Jordan Johnson
Jace Wright
Makoto is best idol
Kevin Carter
I already have a tablet
Zachary Barnes
Yuri
Grayson James
Andrew Gray
no they dont
Zachary Powell
I'm poor.
Justin Allen
Because I'm waiting for a good deal or bundle, and not just a bundle of "here's the game preinstalled, now pay the MSRP of both system and game" bundle that they seem to like to do. Or a hardware revision for that matter. Even if it's worse, at least I could buy one without that lingering fear of a better one being announced like a week after I do.
I got games coming out of my ass anyways, I've waited this long, I can wait longer.
Leo Rivera
>the remaster of FF:CC
When the fuck are they going to give the release date already?
Connor Clark
It doesn't have any games that interest me enough. And what scares me is that there are many games coming out for it (Daemon X Machinae, Astral Chain, Pokemon SS) that should make me cream my crocs, but I'm still apathetic and have no plans on getting the console.
Cameron Williams
What 3rd world country do they cost 600 dollars?
Bentley Garcia
Because they are incredibly and inexcusable expensive where I live.
So much so that it costs more than and Xbox one X or a Ps4 Pro.
Doesn't make sense.
Easton Morris
Apathy sure sucks user, I hope you get better.
Wyatt Hall
Huh, which country?
Brayden Allen
I do
I’m just burnt out right now
Brayden Rivera
I do though same goes for most other Consoles
Lucas Roberts
Isn't that the case pretty much everywhere though?
Matthew Powell
because i dont drink onions.
Christopher Morris
Not him but no, PS4 pro and Xbone X are more expensive.
Nolan Kelly
There aren't any games on it that I want. Plus I don't need a console on the go with me. It performs better when docked anyways. So I don't see much of a point
Ryan Lopez
Waiting for Pokemon Sword to come out.
Adam Sanders
But I do.
Extremely excited for Pokemon and Animal Crossing.
Xavier Walker
Because ever since I saw this wemb I realized that its cult based and based on "nostalgia" and now I cannot take any person who says they own a Switch seriously, and see it no more than a fisher price toy for oversized manchildren who sing happy birthday to a plastic toy. I was, on the very verge of buying one though, and then I saw this webm and it solidified my never, ever buying a console. I wouldn't be able to enjoy playing on it knowing this is the fanbase, or associated with it.
Camden Ortiz
shit like this makes me want to sell my Switch, god fucking damn what are they doing