Smash Ultimate Summit - Day 2

Rich people

I can't believe Chillen ate EE while stream was down.

>endless melee chanting
>uncomfortable brawl/4 players who know full well that melee players think they're mindless sheep and corporate whores
>have to laugh at all the melee jokes or the rabid meleefags will lynch them

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I'm pretty sure even Leffen said that the Melee chanting was weird and obnoxious.

Why is it not in the summit house anymore?

what the fuck is this seeding
group b is retardedly strong with leo, zack, nairo and zero

>Icky about to get OREO'D

Ease of use, or something. I'm not sure if they're still using the house.

because hes working to prove salem wrong and those chants prove salem right

Void and Samsora are easily 2nd and 3rd here
Zero is a wildcard, the only tourney hes been to he did pretty badly
Nairo hasnt had many results in ultimate either
Seeding is pretty good honeslty, groups are balanced

was pretty based when they gangbanged vicky in yesterday’s stream

HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK!

Will Vikki ever leave the fucking couch?

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Do the guys there dislike vikki? The people on the outside seem to dislike her for good reasons

was hyuga there? would make for a good storyline

>that time you could hear her /ss/ing Zackray
slut
they gotta keep it esports

why the fuck did they not get coney for commentary

Here's how they got them.

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Why would they switch commentator crews to the start? Why would they have this event any day but Friday? Why would they even have this event at all?

Isn't he banned for life?
Wish she'd actually get BEANED so she could fuck off already.

Why does ee constantly have something covering his dick? Is he that hung?

Who the fuck knows? Drama only really sparks up on Twitter.

his original ban expired, but a bunch of sjw community members pressure TOs to continue banning him time after time. he still attends tourneys in mexico though, he got a set over leo in january

My guess is so that the actualy players can practice today instead of having to stop for dumb events like Squad Strike crews.
They put all the dumb-ish events that actually involved the players were yesterday.

why is chillen there

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i dont see how leffen is seeded higher than zd

whens doubles tourney and pools

Of all the dumb things vikki has said one of them that stood out to me was when she said plup is a good player because hebeat her and it looked like he unsterstood the game. Like she is good enough to be a litmus test on a person’s skill

Chillin is basically the OG organizer so they probably just have him around to respect their elders.

Also, he's a really good commentator who doesn't get enough credit because he isn't "hype" enough.

He's really fucking lovable now and I don't even know why, I just really like him.

To be fair, Plup is very good at platform fighters.

technically theyre seeded to tie for 9th place

Holy shit these commentators are awful. Just random babbling. They need to cut 2 people off the couch.

Memes probably.

The odds of having Leff and Chillen on the couch at the same time will probably drive some views

Reminder that bam is the nigger that saved himself as medic instead of cop zero after zero called out leffen.

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This commentary is fucking atrocious. It's unlistenable.

plup is a good player though, and no matter how shit you are you can tell when someone understands the game

I think they reasoned that since they invited 3 melee players and mango at least was going to get in they needed to mix melee commentators with smash 4 commentators. D1 is the quintessential allover smash commentator so I am not sure why they didn't bring him

>we want the Melee audience

vish getting hit by every single snake dash attack

No one dares to ask him to leave.

d1 never does commentary at summit

Because he's fucking annoying?

You really think that fucking matters? Look at the couch you baboon.

Is it because they are allowed to swear?

Isn't the only Melee commentator there Chillin?

>implying
you clearly got hit with a DESTRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUCTION and are still buttmad about it

Vish

based tkbreezy the only non-cringe commentator here

>sound guys resorting to turning up the game volume to drown out the commentators
Is there a stream without these commentators? And why did EE start with 1 less stock? And why does Vicki try to talk like a black guy whenever she's speaking to one?

Vish is a Melee commentator also. He just switched to Ultimate because he realized he can't get anywhere near top 8s with Scar & Toph around, so he tried to HAHAHAHA his way into Ultimate casting.

There's nothing to his commentary. He's just very presentable and checks the "diversity" box. His commentary is all base surface-level analysis and awkward laughter. He's the guy you feel obliged to invite to stuff because he clearly wants to be included.

>And why did EE start with 1 less stock?
Because it's a crew battle. EE lost one stock in the previous match against Vish so he had one less against TK.

>Chillin, Vish, EE, TKBreezy
Is this the best lineup of commentators we can get this Summit?

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Crew battles nonce

i think mostly because he just wants to watch and/or hang out
commentarys work

zero usually restreams these things unfortunately hes a part of this one

Excuse me?

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Redpill me on Nairo and MkLeo

They were on the couch yesterday and it was awful.

>TK or EE makes joke
>Vish goes WHOA WHOA WHOA THAT'S NOT ESPORTS!!! xD
>rinse repeat

Keitaro D1 and Coney could've saved this

chillin is the only tolerable name you mentioned

Oh shit I thought it was TK in both matches. Thanks

I miss the Summit house, this isn't comfy.

zero is even worse than the current couch

>No D1
>No Coney
>No Keitaro (as commentator)

>Vikki
>Bam

Like who the fuck chose any of this

Are we getting a talent show? Can anyone beat AmSa's legit skill?

but user, the set is just like a house! its just like on tv!

dabuz is a concert level pianist

EE is legit the only good commentator at this event. Tk and chillin are pretty bad too but I like them at least. Everyone else is fucking horrible.

I had to close the stream The commentary just make me recognize how much I hate women and niggers.

Leo is a based Mexican Smash savant weeb who effortlessly Nairs his way to finals. During Frostbite he used the losers finals to warm up his Lucina and dominated the number 3.
Nairo is a latino guy roleplaying as a black guy, best known for losing to ZeRo in grand finals a whole bunch of times back in Smash 4.

Leffen on comms blesses it occasionally

They're just not mixing together at all. Everyone just talks over each other constantly. I don't know if the other Summits were like this but this is super irritating.

the few moments leffen was on commentary wer also good

>forgetting about best girl

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It's because of the Synergy smash4 folks haven't commentated with Melee folks they don't know eachother well. Melee Summits everyone has known eachother for at least 5+ years it's super smooth and full of synergy

players on the couch is infinitely better than the """talent"""

begone cringey /pol/cel

The only thing I like is that they have to go up a flight of stairs in plain view to get to the playing room it's funny as fuck for some reason

>vikki defenders in twitch chat
huh HAH HUH HUH

Leffen being actually well spoken is a surprise to me since his online presence suggests otherwise.

We just need some sam bullying

nah lovage kinda dominates every time hes on the mic and thats a good think because fuck scar and toph

not usually
everyone knew something like this was gonna happen when they announced the commentators and didnt have like coney, dc, keitaro, even max and instead invited fuckin vish and vikki

How new

This. If they would've just dropped vish and chillin and invited coney and Dc or D1 it would've been infinitely better since they know each others styles and are actually friends. They needed to shill melee though to attract the melee autists.

Is there anyone here who even stands a chance against Leo?

She's short and thick which is perfect to be honest just can't stand her voice

He's too big to fit through the door, he just stays in the summit house all the time because they can't afford to renovate the entrance. He rolled down to the basement recently and it's only gotten worse as the stairs can't support his girth.

Leffen posts like a fucking retard, but he's not a bad or stupid guy

Also, is that actually chillin on the couch? Why is he so fat?

Zack

Me

I agree 100%, especially at an event like this.

he's bulking right now

vikki

This to be quite honest
I thought blacks played fighting games; why're they here?

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>but he's not a bad or stupid guy
That guy who got banned from tournaments because he couldn't stop bullying disabled people and spreading rumours about his competitors being junkies and thieves?
That guy?

Bulking. Also, apparently people keep buying him food.

Why do girls only play kirby?

hes so cute :D

>commentary 90% of the audio
>4 people talking over eachother
>"WEEEEEEEEWWWW YEAAAAAAAH!! WHAT QWHAT WHAT!! DAYYUUUMMM SHIEEEET!!"
what could have been a nice evening.

People when say he's changed since then, but honestly you can still see shades of his old behavior. He's just better at hiding it now.

TK carry.

samsora nairo and light have beaten him in tournament before, 2 of those people are in his pool

You're playing 1v1 against Vikki and she 3-stocks you with Kirby. How do you respond?

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>OMG HE'S SO CUUUTE
dumb roasties can appreciate Ness and Lucas are cuter

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So that's why Chillin chose to be the anchor

i try to outhyuk her

they're all trying to do the wombo combo commentary without realizing half of the appeal of that was
>it was a genuinely impressive combo
>the commentators doing it weren't screaming the whole set (in comparison, at least)

Is Bam actually a commentator? He barely says anything

Shotafags are mentally ill

i guess i have to lick her asshole

>Vikki is a discordfag
Like pottery

We know she’s not good why the excuses

I switch to my main and three stock her back then start laughing loudly into her ears.

>no webm of chillin running up the stairs because tk was too good

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based tk fucked that roastie up

vikki is a corrin main tho

hes 2ggs/socals main guy
i dont think he knows everyone else very well

Who is your favorite streamer user

suck her toes and eat her ass
kys

Not really. He's unquestionably the worst and least marketable person at the event. He has less than 7,000 followers while everyone else has at least 20k. He just kissed ass and schmoozed his way in because he knows people.

Zero looks dead inside.

Plug in my controller and try again

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he does whatever the fuck he wants

I wish Salem was here.

>EE blatantly rooting for vikki so he can smash her later
>TK still annihilates her and walks away without a handshake
>twitch chat melting down
>vikki making excuses
>salt on the couch
Pretty funny so far
Story? I don't know anything about Leffen because I don't like his face or voice

>watching streamers
I'm not retarded

any answer besides Jeremy Elbertson is shit and wrong

>vikki and mang0
u think they fucked broes

>Light
>Gluttony

Last Melee Summit had better production than this, what the fuck is going on?

Telling by her raspy voice, she took them all down the throat huh..

are they done yet

This is the most Wii Fit Trainer play I have ever seen.

Mang0 definitely let her suck him off

Based mang0 calling out vikki

imagine how much he would like this summit if it had soul

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Leffen would have bitched out, so I agree

Every commentator that has come out of the post 08 fighting game revolution has tried to be the next Yipes and it's fucking pathetic. It's why the pool of actually respected commentators is so small with Sajam and TastySteve being the only ones to really successfully emerge

She pegged all the guys at the event and they all moaned like bitches.

So first he didn't like Ultimate, now he doesn't like tournaments.
Can he fuck off to his stream already and keep doing whatever shit he does to keep his dying fan base.

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>implying
Leffen isn't dumb enough to lower himself to that level. He would have ignored Salem, which would have made Salem even more angry

is this fat fuck just trying to be dislikeable at this point for relevancy?

>"edge guarding in ultimate isn't just standing on stage and waiting for them to get the ledge for free!"
>*tries to edge guard and dies at 0%*

Salems mere presence would've drove the melee autists crazy and it would've been 10 times as annoying with the melee chants so I'm glad he isnt there.

>do something retarded
>die
woah

tk threw it so he could make chillin play

for diversity, no coincidence that of the 6 commentators, there's 3 black guys, 2 South Asian guys and a Hispanic girl.

he hasn't liked tournaments for years. it's why he retired from Smash 4. it became too stressful and depressing because everyone hated him and always rooted against him

is this shit almost over

Ah shit, well must suck being more of a pussy than Hbox then.

That's literally what the entire Melee community including Leffen did. Their response to being called toxic is to tell Salem that he should kill himself. And their response to why they think that is appropriate behaviour is "Well he was asking for it".
You've got this backwards.

>Leffen isn't dumb enough to lower himself to that level. He would have ignored Salem
No he would have literally bitched out

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it really is a shame

Nothing would fucking happen. Leffen despises Hungrybox much more than he does Salem, and nothing has actually occured between them in public as far as I'm aware. It would just be tense and awkward which sounds horrible.

Based Hbox.

>Bam can't even beat the melee commentators
Is there a more worthless pick for commentary at an event like this?

Show me ONE Melee player saying Salem should kill himself

Context? Leffen shittalked and hbox got angry?

>not embracing the hate and becoming the villian the Smash community deserves

Pussy

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Mango's response is the fucking best
>"You must be this tall to trash talk, Salem."

are you legitimately unaware of the beef going on between hbox and leffen
they've hated each other for years now

Ikki

HCHAD

Show me ONE person that got a death threat from Salem.

Leffen couldnt be more snoy and beta if he tried his hardest, jesus christ..

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To Mang0's credit, he probably plays the e-celeb drama card the least except for like M2K.

leffen wouldn't dare shittalk to king kong's face

>Vikky plays girl Corrin
Good taste

Yeah I know they hate each other, but is there a specific story in that webm?

Leffen was being his usual twitter autist self and xbox sperged out cause he couldn't back up the talk.

to be fair, there's only one good white commentator (Coney) and the rest are unbearable. Max Ketchum is probably 2nd and he's a memespouter

>vish and vikki off the couch
>commentary instantly 100% better
what a strange coincidence

Will we ever see Chillin' play?

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Why are females so shit at vidya?

They should have flown Hungrybox down for commentary imo. Besides the Leffen memes it would have been good commentary because he knows how to mesh with the smash 4 commentators.

I hate her but she at least contributes as twitch toddler fap material.

only play who gets to the fridge first with Zero

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i agree

basically the two of them hate each other
>at the time of Leffen's rise to popularity Hbox was the weakest of the top five players so Leffen went after him first
>Hbox has a history of being a tool, which to his credit has decreased in frequency, even though his fucking speeches have not, and Leffen loves calling people out
>apparently Hbox did something to someone Leffen was friends with
funnily enough they've teamed together for doubles multiple times although that was earlier on

Chillin has to conserve his energy for further bulking.

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>Based TK calling out smash 4 bayo mains

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Vish is fucking terrible and he beat a swordie with DK LMAO

>females

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Hope we see Chillin' wavedashing to the fridge this Summer too.

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Vikki vikki gonna give her my dikki

DK is a swordie

When does singles start? I don't wanna see shitter dweebs play.

noon but thats based on nothing

>how dare you refer to my precious womens as females

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>Both vikki and bam are actually trash at the game
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HERE

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whos the hottest smash e celeb girl

Who?

Captain Zack.

>wojack
You just keep digging yourself deeper

Zackray

how does the music manage to get worse every summit

hes alright, his face is kind of messy desu

Captain Zack

Any Mii mains around?

Cinnpie is pretty hot.

It's the same dogshit beatmaker from every year.

Me.

He sure does upset you basedcreatures

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Are there more than this bitch on the screen?

This man has spoken the truth.

>no skits
>no axe
>no hole in the wall
it cant get much more soulless than this

>have 70 characters to choose from
>many have diverse and interesting movesets and stats
>main a Mii

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Zack unironicly made me question my sexuality

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Should have invited hugs

>no mentions of shanondorf or whiskeytits
Fucking smash 4 kids don't know anyone

WTF?

i hope zero coached m2k a bit for this

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We had a hole in the ceiling in Summit .5

boys shouldn't be this cute

He said hottest

chillin's feeder slag

Nobody on Yea Forums would have a shot with Zack, you're not hot enough or good enough at games.

Why? Samsora bodied Zero so hard he quit doing tournaments.

zero is a great coach for him

>Melee players
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

faggot

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Are any melee pros good at ultimate? Seems like they get btfo

Plup is probably the best of the melee pros.

>M2K plays Bowser
Based.

Leffen is better than Ultimate pros like Salem or Wadi

He basically picks him cause he can abuse some things on Wifi.

the only ones who go hard on it are Leffen, Armada, and M2K.
>Leffen: pretty good
>Armada: literally plays inkling 24/7, probably does not know what other characters do
>M2K: Is currently maining four different characters

why this homie using a princess, is he gay, like what the fuck

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Leffen is actually solid,
Plup is pretty decent
M2K can't find a main and is really bad
Armada tries really hard, but it doesn't seem to be enough
Mango doesn't try, but sometimes manages to be decent
HBox is bad.

BLACKED

Leffen > Plup > Armada >Mango = M2K
They are gonna get rekt. I just hope not as bad as Zero will.

Hbox is bad at literally every Smash besides Melee, and he can only play Puff there.

Leffen is factually worse than Salem at Ultimate.

>M2K is bad now
What happened?

look at that hunk in the reflection, girl getting smashed

The autism is consuming his brain, he only has months to live

He's never been good at Ultimate because he would rather play shit characters than learn good ones.

>going back to lucina game 3

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t. gay nigger furry

So what was the logic in getting them here and not Tweek? I don't follow the drama but I know he sperged out about not being invited and to his credit when I catch his matches in YouTube he seems insane

Imagine being worse than a gay nigger furry at Smash Ultimate
Or to save imagination power, look at Leffen

>mango doesnt try
he specifically said if hes not top 8. he'll focus on melee instead. im sure hes been trying lol

Leffen, M2K, and Armada got invited because they were on the stream grind.
Mango and Plup got voted in on popularity.
Tweek doesn't seem to know how to play the summit game, streaming and self-promotion is just as, if not more, important than results.

They have been playing Ultimate lately and consistently. And I guess their history with Smash overall.
Not having Tweek in really fucking sucks but he had 2 tournaments to get in, even though he is now supposedly the best player at the moment.

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Did M2K just try to space that shield break punish like Marth?

>m2k

Is Lucina the Cloud of this game where everyone has a pocket Lucina?

how do these pools work exactly

I can't remember, what did tweek get at genesis

more like RIP2King

Lucina or Wolf.

That's Wolf

hello!

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Lucina/Wolf, yeah.

9th iirc

More

There were 6 invitees that happened right after Ultimate launched. Three Melee players that seemed to take Ultimate seriously(Armada, M2K and Leffen) and three Smash 4 players(Zero, Nairo and MKLeo). There had barely been any tournaments at that point, so we didn't know who would be good or that Zero would give up after like 3 weeks.
Mango and Plup got in by getting Melee fanboys to vote them in. Mostly because they were mad a Smash 4 player got in Melee Summit.

M2K is like if you trained a neural network AI to play Melee Marth over thousands and thousands of games, then plugged it into Ultimate.

Both are better than him.

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nice job not inviting m2k onto the mic there you chucklefucks

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>that nice humble Samsora post match commentary

And people wonder why the FGC likes Ultimate players and fans better than Melee

>Chillin Show
Summit saved.

Ask nicely.

I can't believe Chillin is going to broadcast him eating the smash community one by one.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS FELLA SO MUCH! I WANT TO MARRY HIM! AAAAAAARGHHHHHHH

Is Chillins body achievable natty?

>CHILLANSHOW
Based

T H I C C

god chillin is thicc

Who's this semen demon?

Please

lmao what is this

I thought Leffen and Chillin hated each other

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Leffen fanboy detected. It is a fact that Salem is better, he has been placing far better on tournaments.

holy bulking

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>dabuz is the villain

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That's because he is.

okay that wasn't bad

>The blurred out dick.

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Post more Cakes

>the lavs didn't work
TEST
YOUR
AUDIO
FOLKS

Chillin is getting fat. Has he been hitting Mcdonalds every day?

Tweek had Genesis and Nimbus to get just based on his supposed "skill" and blew it twice and he's too high on his horse to actually campaing.
Tweek needs to stop thinking he's actually the best and that he's entitled to everyone sucking his dick

he's a better player than Samsora honestly he just needs to keep pushing

BASED DABUZ

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what form is this?

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Not really. It's just the typical "Leffen says Hbox is trash and can only make results because his character carries him" and "Hbox pops off"

nah they buried their beef a long time ago

>ZD is bald at like 18 and looks like he's 30

>He's still better than I'll ever be

Supaa Saiyajin 2nd Grade

dabuz is the m2k of the new generation

GIMR said it's my turn to play.

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>you will never rub Chillin's belly and make a wish

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Wide

Dabuz was amazing in that skit actually

They even joke about their salty set, dizz track and their Fox color. It's great.

goddamn ma

Dabuz is much better socially, he's pretty funny

zd looks like he works at walmart

Did Dabuz just get 44 percent off of two hits?

ZD looks like he needs the money from tournaments to pay off his mortgage and alimony

But i did, and now melee isn't at evo

Definitely the weirdest parts so far have been Dabuz not being a turbo autist and Light being super corny and white

Evolutionary, the Pikmin probably have more to gain from Olimar organizing them as an army than they have to lose from Olimar occasionally sacrificing pikmin for his objective.

yeah that's how olimar works, he has insane damage output

Yes, Olimar is retarded

At least it was in two hits.

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yes, its called playing olimar

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welcome to Olimar
twitter.com/DabuzSenpai/status/1097336005449957378

AHEM FUCK TR4.5H PLAYERS

MELEE IS BASED

THAT WILL BE ALL

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computer generated prediction of what the legendary cut chillin would look like

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where's Anti

:(

can you at least post a relevant player with your shitposts

>those hips
unf

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What happened to Shroomed? I feel like he just dropped off the face of the earth.

>all these smash 4 kids talking about how ultimate is better because it has more combo potential, less hitstun, is faster, no brawl airdodgeg, more edgeguarding

They're slowly redpilling themselves into realizing that melee is the GOAT. They're so close.

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He has a full time job.

Did vikki have sex last night?

He's like the oldest guy there.

Not the guy you're talking with, but do you have a pixiv or something? I enjoy your art and would like to request a small lewd if you don't mind.

>less hitstun
>good

Why do all FGC retards pound energy drinks. I feel like that unstable energy is gonna throw off your play.

This.
Just drink fucking water.

meant the opposite

i would assume so. i think it was with bam desu

Where's ESAM?
Where's Salem?
Where's False?
Where's NAKAT?
Where's Tweek?
Where's Coney?
Where's CaptainZack?

There are a ton of good personalities in smash4 but instead we get a ton of meleefags commentators and players

Goddamn, is there any character more boring to watch than Olimar? It's literally worse than Melee Jigglypuff

Sometimes they are sacrificing long term stability for a boost of energy in the 20 minutes they need to win. However, I don't think they are thinking through the long term consequences.

bam's a cool dude i'm glad for him

>ZD
More like washezd.

In the trash where they belong

MOMMY

Well I think all the Adderall they are taking is worse

I feel like you NEED secondaries in Ultimate.
Many swordies are good against Olimar, aren't they?

Leffen is better than all of those losers and has charisma

So is samsora gay?

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t.zoomer

When you get older you start to require caffeine for energy and focus

Coney's the only person on that list that would actually be good here
The rest either have no personality or a really shitty one

Imagine unironically wanting anyone but Coney on that list.

Sponsors. It's either that or water, and sometimes you get tired of water.

At least Ultimate fags can now sympathize with melee fags now that they have an analog to their pain.

I wish.

>commentators shitting on the game and saying play Melee
Should have done a Melee Summit instead.

lol, the best player Leffen beat is Wadi.

he doesn't really enjoy Ultimate

Olimar isn't boring so much as he feels unfair to watch again. At least Lucina and Peach have to actually go in to get the percents Olimar can get while standing halfway across the stage.

I fear no man
but this thing? it scares me.

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based high-test chillin steering the conversation towards thicc women

Has the tournament started proper or are they still doing some custom rule shit?

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>Unironically wanting ESAM
>Salem got memed out of Summit spots
>Who?
>Who?
>Didn't qualify
>Who?
>Trying hard to be relevant after Bayo got gimped

STOP
TALKING
OVER
EACH OTHER!!!!!!

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They are doing pools right now.

>Tired if water

Bitch what the fuck. Stop drinking so much soda you lard you should never get tired of water

>19'er not knowing half the people in the community
Get out.

yeah it started. first match was m2k v samsora, then zd v dabuz

dabuz is based

Pools? But aren't there only like 16 participants to begin with or something?

Who's actually a good counter for Olimar?

thats literally not a thing, just stay healthily in shape and sleep well and youll always have energy

The space furries are, they just dont Reflect enough. Reflect reflects pretty much all of Olimars attacks. Including his forward smash.

Belmonts

If I wanted Melee commentators trying to out talk sm4sh ones might as well bring Scar/Toph.

It's a short pools

It's to determine seeding for tomorrow.
The 8 players with the most wins will start in winners, while the other 8 start in losers.

>giving a shit about Tr4sh players that became completely irrelevant as soon as Ultimate came out because they couldn't adapt
here's your (you), use it well

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is armada melee's only remaining hope

Simon.

Can we start calling purple Pikmin "Reggies" to honor Reggie Fils-Ame?

It actually makes sense unlike calling that cloud in Yoshi's story "Randal".

The guys that strut

Yoshi

Most of them are originally Brawl boys, but then again, who cared about comp. Brawl either?

Dedede cucks him into another dimension

armada is not a hope in this game, leffen is but hes going to fail miserably based on yesterdays performance

Still the hypest recovery I've seen in Ultimate.

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80% of my drinking intake is water. Most days I exclusively drink water. Just some days I like some juice too.
But like I said before, its sponsors, and these energy drink companies contribute a lot to the sponsorships, which is why you see the cans on camera a lot.

I'm nobody but the matchup always feels good for DK. Dies to a sneeze and the armor on things helps to blitz through all his bullshit and disjoint.

wario, wolf, yoshi
characters with good air drift and big body hitboxes have a good matchup

or you pick someone who can just murder the fuck out of the pikmin

Who's worse? Mang0 or Armada?

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People call him the "Hbox of Sm4sh/Ultimate," but Dabuz at least

>has played multiple games at top level, smash and otherwise
>can use multiple characters
>completely owns the fact that he's a defensive, even slightly lame player
>isn't an unlikeable faggot

Dabuz is a cool dude in my book.

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Armada has done worse in the side events

why do ppl want captainzack lol... get to top 8 in ultimate and maybe ull get invited

he had the comeback but fucked it up at the very last moment. so sad

>It actually makes sense unlike calling that cloud in Yoshi's story "Randal".
I thought that was its name from the yoshi game, but it's not. Now I have to just call it the cloud.

>>isn't an unlikeable faggot
This is the important one. You may not like him, but you'll acknowledge Dabuz isn't unlikeable. Hbox, on the other hand, is irredeemable

Who's been a good personality that you didn't expect to be a good personality?
Who's been a bad personality that you didn't expect to be a bad personality?

>It says here you started your career in Brawl
>Any reason for that?

Hes cute.

>ppl
>lol...
>ull
why are you even here?

because he's iconic

>>has played multiple games at top level, smash and otherwise
What games?

Wolf's shine is easy to use offensively. Falco's is good too.

Captain Zack is having an orgy with Lima and Tamin as we speak.

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MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
MANG0 HARD CARRIED
HYUK HYUK HYUK

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he's my wife

Good personality: Light
Bad personality: Vikki

I don't really think olimar needs nerfs. Hes gonna be boring to watch either way.

Also, isnt his smash attacks literally broken right now? The knockback doesnt work.

Playstation All-Stars and Kid Icarus Uprising

Why do people find it so hard to transition between melee and other smash games?

>oh look at how he types!!
>ill show him
honestly you're embarassing

dabuz is more like an ics player than hbox
esams more hbox

fuck off, pal

Where's the Icons side event?

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because all their movement options are gone in other games
he won like an invitational in KIU, there was never a proper comp scene in that game

>don't play mafia for "muh grinding"
>get 3-stocked on stream
LMAO Get fucked Armada

Am I the only one who's surprised that Armada sucks at ultimate? Why is Leffen the only melee player who's actually good at ultimate?

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Ran out of Chink money

here's a (You) for your own sake you faggot lmao go back to sm4sh

Dabuz is like a nintendude/Chudat hybrid

He made me gay

by the dumpster in the back

Melee players can't even transition in their own game. See Icies and Jiggs

Oh no no no no

Leffen had actively been shittalking Hbox on Twitter (more than usual), and tried to start a serious hate train.
Then he got beat and ran off without even fistbumping.

The absolute state of Melee (((players)))

Go back to where you came from, fucking retard.

Pichu being killed at low % is a joke. I don't know why void even said that is a downside when it never comes into play since he gets over 100 easy

melee has exclusive stuff and you have to dedicate yourself autistically to it to improve. then all that effort means nothing in other games with other options

Armada is getting old and doesnt have korean genes

he is improving at a decent pace

Imagine being a Meleefag seeing your heroes getting decimated.

The point is it shows you're a reddit/facebook crossboarder you stupid fuck. Fuck off

Melee players are not actually good at video games. They just have 10 years of muscle memory over everyone else which is why they win. Nobody new is going into the Melee scene because it is dead as fuck.

Imagine forgetting about plup and leffen

puff dies early btw
pichu dies early btw

All that grind for nothing

Armada looking so slow and whiffing everything.

>le reddit boogeyman
rent free lads

Ultimates top players wouldn't even take a single stock from armada in Melee

im more surprised that hes as good as he is
he didnt play 4 like at all, bridging almost 5 years of experience in a couple of months is impressive
same with plup

>Implying Leffen and Plup aren't shit as well.

>as good as he is
>takes a single stock total in a bo5
what

Maybe 5% of players will ever admit their character is busted or the best. They'll always lead with "But this one downside!"

>Stinkling getting it's shit kicked in by Pichu
Based

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Lmao. White cuck thought he stood a chance against the bbc

Void gonna fuck his girl

desu, it is true, if you fsmash them at the edge at like 70% they are pretty much dead. the problem is people expect them to die at 100% from a fsmash from across the stage

...?

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It hurts man, I have faith that armada can get really good in time though. He didn't become unbeatable in melee in his first year of playing.

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He CAN die really early, it doesnt mean he always will.

So how come everyone's favorite posterboy soi eater didn't make it into Summit? Was he just not good enough?

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I'm not the artist and as far as I know he doesn't have any social media as a full on user drawfag; this is the most I could find on him
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/450747326/#450753117
mega.nz/#F!mYBTkYga!c1gaFx-_3N517VwhvNR06Q

have you seen other melee-only players play
like hugs or west

He lost to light for the spot so yes not good enough

>if you fsmash them at the edge
you don't just land fsmashes, m8, and people play around it once they get enough %

It was him mango cosmos and some one else, he's gonna lose in popularity for sure

He SD'd on the last game that was gonna get him into Summit when he had a 2 stock lead

>I-In Melee
Dude, this is not Melee. And Meleefags have been singing the praises of Melee pros since forever in Ultimate.
>plup and leffen
They are the best yes but they are below top 15.

>Did you say something about Melee, ultbaby?

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dun dun dun another one bites the dust

Esam isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and reads in mafia? Esam puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Armada finds mafia. Esam breaks the rules. You can keep your Smash GG Hoodies. I prefer the KRAGG

He was going to win against Light in game 5 for a summit spot after bracket reset but then he SDd and lost

he lost to Light for his last chance to get in by SD'ing like a dumbass on game 5 by trying to go too deep while he was already ahead

yeah. only way to get into summit is invite, high placement in certain tourneys or getting voted in. The invited people were mostly personalities rather than the best players and esoy washed out fairly early in the relevant tourneys

Choked so hard they had to call an ambulance.

>pichu dies early
>inkling hits her backair on 130% pichu
>pichu only flies halfway across the stage

Yeah please don't use Alex's meme for this shit

inkling has a weak bair that's good for comboing and gimping bad recoveries because of it's good hitbox and low lag but it doesn't have good raw knockback for killing

>the character known for struggling at killing struggled at killing
Whoa...

Literally the best character in the game.

If Leffen's asshole has any stretch left after everything Hbox did to him he's about to lose it now.

Ike's fair not killing at 120% is a much, much bigger issue

inkling doesnt kill in neutral period
if that was wolf pichu would die at 80

It'll be fun to see Leffen lose this.

They made killing off stage way too hard in this game

PT is just Android 21 all over again for Leffen, it's funny

>Melee

why are Melee players so bad at a children's video game?

>L-Leffen is good, guys. I swear!
Kek.

>commentators just going on and on about Leffen Pokemon Trainer excuses

Are people in fighting games ever capable of not blaming me their character

why do people hype Leffen so much? i see him get his ass kicked so much

I disagree, just because you've be launched off stage doesnt mean you should get ko'd. The loss of stage control is more important.