Remember to clean your headset

>Seeing anuses where there aren’t any
You might be addicted to porn

>using headphones
I'm not a self-absorbed child

Think you have bigger problems if there’s a silverfish in your headset.

anons smell the inside of your headphones and describe what it smells like (haha)

mine smells like fucking ear wax i need to clean my ears more

You delete this right fucking now. Also clean your damn room with cleaning products you damn savage mongrel.

What is a silverfish, user? Describe it to me in the least gross and disturbing way as possible. Thank you.

IMAGINE BEING AT HEADSET

says the guy associating anuses with porn automatically

So you let your neighbors hear your hentai?

But how am I supposed to clean it?

You seem to have forgotten a comma in your sentence, friend.

>virgin thinks you can only see anuses in porn

computer kleenex

You don't?

And?

my girlfriend yells at me to use headphones... then yells at me and pulls them off when she says i cant hear her.

i can be passive lying down in bed all fine. she doesnt bother me then. but when i sit down to a video game at my desk she keeps coming over and making me pause, or yelling when she has been talking to me and i cant hear her, its odd.

Nocturnal insects that hang around areas in moist areas with high humidity. They eat all the crumbs you leave around and mold which most likely means this guy never cleans and has excessive moisture in his place giving them a reason to leave the tub drain.

this
and based umaru poster

I hope the spiders under my head handle these niggas.

Well how often do you see anuses? And I’m not talking about butts; anuses.

but im using earphone

just a little swetti, like hair

i see a butt pretty often. my own every other day

shiny land fish who like damp spots
they live up to 8 years, can go months without eating, and have a mating dance

must be painful to live in tropical latitude

my headset is dirty as hell but idk how to clean it its not leathery its fabric kind of

based, i can totally see it

t. grew up on a farm

seething cityslickers

>the spiders under my head

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Gross. I hate insects. I usually spray poison on them or stomp them to death.

she just doesn't want you to hear her fucking tyrone, get the hint already

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Saw one of these fuckers on my pillow a week ago.

>read wikipedia page of my language
>it has a minecraft reference at the end

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>tyrone
but I am tyrone

Holy fuck, that's not a silverfish, it's a fucking silverwhale.
What kind of country has those giga niggas?

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what does a horse anus look like bros

that is the normal size of a silverfish

not often, I'd have to admit

why?

Don't forget about me, you guys!

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She wants attention buddy. Fuck her before she fucks someone else.

DELETE

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if you took off your headset and checked, you're a pussy faggot

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i have sex with her every day. if i do it too often she gets chafed. last time i did three times in one day she got chafed and was in pain for a week

helo friends am I late?

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