Game insults its main audience for no reason

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this. she gets owned right after that line in OP

I still feel bad cause I made a choice dumb enough to make npc think im a virgin

>Confirmation that the female heroine is a virgin

This is why Japan will always be based in my mind.

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Tuturuu~!

>watch stops

She still won though, you just didn't show the next part. She's right when she says a female virgin is valuable while a male virgin is the lowest of the low. Everyone loves virgin Kurisu, meanwhile Okabe is just a loser

Good job kid, most I got was a drunken makeout sesh at a party.

Best part about it, it's no different than us calling each other autistic on here. She can call him a virgin, but at the end of the day she's a dirty Yea Forums dwelling virgin too.

>casual abuse of the MC
I was this way when I was 12, you just need to take comedy as comedy.

>Yea Forums
At least 2ch has standards.

What about this gremlin? Is she a virgin too?

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Zero was trash, please go away

>casual abuse of the MC

found the american who cant handle banter

>females want non-virgin men

ah i see the good ol catch 22. to get laid I must get laid.

>messaging my GF a few weeks ago
>ask her what's up
>says she wants to talk to her boyfriend
>immediately think 'oh, she has a boyfriend?'
>took me a good few seconds to realize that was me

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>game cockteases the audience and then fades to black in the most important moment

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why do women do confusing shit like that honestly?

t. virgin

Women can't abuse men, its like being punched by a elementary schooler

I’m a redditor: the post

It just means you gotta lose your virginity with your bro as practice before doing tor real with a girl.

It wasn't confusing, I was asking why she wasn't studying and she said she wanted to talk to her boyfriend which I forgot was me. You know, since I'm so used to getting emotionally attached to girls who reveal they have boyfriends.
How the fuck is it reddit?

it's pretty degrading because you cant punch them back. cant even shove them even touch without getting metoo'd.

Women are mind games from start to finish, some people are just lucky and find a girl that doesn't mind game as much.

>Okabe is just a loser
>when all the female lab mems are lusting after his lanklet dick

Why is being a virgin even a bad thing? It just means you have more control over yourself rather than going "UNGA UNGA ME WANT PUSSY"
I hate the current culture where having sex is more important than having a family and having a marriage that isn't based around how good you can fuck.

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t. Coping incel

having sex is the final boss of being socially well adjusted. people like to make fun of casuals who can't even beat the game

Not only the females

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Well yeah, it's a visual novel after all

>literally proving my point in 51 seconds

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Most definitely.

She's actually a hypocritical bitch that can't handle any kind of banter.

Saving yourself for the right one is textbook incel copping mechanism. You're not fooling anyone kid.

SMINN
Based.

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You started well, and then immediately dropped spaghetti with equaling having sex with being a sort of irrational animal. Good job, retard.

>5'10"
>lanklet

I'm the same height as him but even I'm aware that 5'10" is the shorter end of average nowadays. Is it truly that different in japan? Or maybe I should just stop trying to make sense of animu.

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Now that's just bullshit. Okabe is the one who started it

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I've seen some absolute subhumans get laid just by finding some whore and then acting like a combination of a yes-man and a doormat for a few months. It seems less of a sign of being socially well adjusted and more of a sign of how far are you willing to go so you can fuck some bitch you don't even like.

me on the right

If you don't humble your main audience, your main audience will get entitled and demanding.
By reminding the player of their weaknesses, you keep them from getting too uppity, and ensure that the player will work for success rather than just expecting it.
It also wards off the faggots who like "escapism".

yes user I'm sure you're a virgin due to your exemplary self-control

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Part-time warrior >>>>>> Tutturu > Za Zombie > Legal loli = Shining Finger > Everyone else > Kurisu with tits > Trap

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Not him, but I value my dignity more than I value sex. Even women hate a man who has to make a clown of himself to get sex.

Yeah Japs are natural manlets. Okabe is described as being tall a few times despite only being 5'10.

>having sex is hard
I bet it took you until after hs to get laid

>I've seen some absolute subhumans get laid just by finding some whore and then acting like a combination of a yes-man and a doormat for a few months.
If it was remotely possible to get sex doing that /r9k/ probably wouldn't exist as it is and I would have lost my virginity like a decade ago

They're both awkward virgins which makes their bickering honestly pretty cute.

Yes. And a smelly one at that.

Couldn't fortress be judged by how many soldiers it can house?

MGS4 had that one scene with Big Mama where she sounds like she’s Glenn Beck going off about how FPS games have made her solider glorify war and killing. What’s weird is that MGS2 tackled that same theme and did it without sounding preachy or like some out of touch politician.

The purpose of a fortress is to endure sieges, not housing as many troops as possible.

I just want to be like Yamcha, who is fine with being single, but still has hope for his future
About a month a go the "hip new meme for kidz" was "I WANT COOCHIE PLZ GIV COOCHIE I NEED COOCHIE"
My point is that any retard can have sex if they pay a prostitute, but only those who strive to have a well rounded life can have a perfect family
I don't trust women

I hope so because i would destroy her pussy.

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If you can't ghost her then make the developers return your money.

There is very good reason to insult that audience

Go on.

But a fortress housing nothing is not of any use to anyone.

why is she so perfect, lads?

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I don't have insults myself, especially not if you'd get off to it, just saying that virgins should be mocked if they're over the age of 16

>>game insults its main audience for no reason

this is supposed to represent the player but I am not seeing it since none of us were child soldiers

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Since she isn't real, the Demiurge didn't get the chance to instill the frail humanity within her that we all possess in our realm.

So long as it prevents access to whatever is kept inside, it's a good enough fortress, empty or not.

pretty much every bethesda game has npcs which throw insults at you, the player.

>Couldn't fortress be judged by how many soldiers it can house?
A fortress that houses your enemy is the exact opposite of good.

Daily reminder that even if she was real there's a 99% probability that she would have been SCIENCE'd against the walls of the lab she worked at back in the USA by some 6'4" Albert Chadstein. Such is life.

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I hated when euphoria did this
You're not supposed to make me feel like a bad person for getting off to your fucked up shit

It is possible, they just lust after girls that are actually attractive or well rounded human beings. If they only cared about sex they could just find a slutty butterface and act like a little bitch around her for a few weeks until they get in her pants.

Eh, okay makes sense. I'll agree there.

I actually like the insult incel. It's like the insult that we should have been using, cause getting laid isn't hard.

Virgins should always be made fun of. No exceptions

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I can't read S;G, Kurisu's voice is too erotic.

Your voice is erotic too, user.

Damn, I finished this game just earlier and this thread pops up, noice

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What are you gay?

I wish I was still a virgin

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counterargument: if it's so easy to get sex, why does it matter?

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Because anyone who can't accomplish something this easy deserves the ridicule they get.

The absolute state of Yea Forums

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>Everyone loves virgin Kurisu, meanwhile Okabe is just a loser
It was the exact opposite tho. Okabe had a lot of bros to chill and drink Pepper with, while Kurisu had literally no friends except for Maho, who was more of a colleague.

That was the only good thing about the Chaos;Head anime,the VN was fantastic but they fucked it up bigtime by crippling the adaptation

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Why do they always make her wear the jacket like that....piss me off NO ONE WILL EVER WEAR HIS JACKET LIKE THAT it's unpractical stupid and immobilize the movement of the arms.

Because everyone on here is either larping as a man whore, which is just as bad as a whore, or is a reset tranny screeching "incel incel" like a broken record with no argument.
Sex is between a married man and woman. Anyone who fucks outside of wedlock is as degenerate as the trannies who cut their cocks off.

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AUTISM
BELTS

Nah. Kurisu was a virgin not because she's literally too pure for this world or anything. She was a real-life tsundere, aka a stuck-up bitch. Not that you can blame her, considering the environment she worked in.
People like her often end up as cat ladies who never had a relationship because she was either too busy working or too frustrated to talk to anyone.

Based Honkler telling it like it is.

You’re not meant to self insert into Okabe though

The child soldier is probably a metaphor for playing games since you were a child. It fits most people and the narrative

absolutely patrician taste

that's just grasping for straws

That's why you should always choose Kurisu.
Other girls will be fine without you, but she is a different story.

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I actually wear my jacket like that pretty often during late spring. It does constrict arms, but it's too hot to just wear it during the day and gets chilly during morning and evening, plus it often rains. Just carrying it around feels more uncomfortable.

Not self-inserting into a VN protagonist is retarded,that's one of the reasons why 0 sucks with the POV always changing

Most theories are grasping for straws,but that's one of the more popular ones. It doesn't really matter though,because MGS2 is just meant to make fun of the player anyways with some social commentary at the end

Why though? Do you have a reason to think this besides "cross man said so"?

Okabe is a self-insert, he's just a good self-insert (like Joker from Persona 5). He has barely any backstory, no skills to speak of (we don't even know his uni major), and he's a very reactive protagonist who needs everything explained to him. Sure, he's quirky and fun to watch and he's not a complete blank slate, but he's still your alter ego that you use to experience the story first-hand.

>classic anime
>toradora, familiar of zero
You must be 18 to post here

>we don't even know his uni major
Didn't Maho talk about him studying engineering in 0?

>with some social commentary at the end

told by a fucking liar so I didn't care what the commentary was

I don't remember if it was a thing in Zero (maybe, considering that he stops being a self-insert in that game, for better or worse), but I'm sure it was never mentioned in the original VN.

I judge a fortress by how many weapons it has.

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The lock and key analogy is way better.

Leads to disease, underage pregnancy, abortion(which IS murder), addles your mind just like porn. Plus the pursuit of sex takes up time that could be spent improving your life, building your skills, and pushing the physical limits of your body.
Sex without love is both evil and has lead to the degeneration of society, and love without marriage is incomplete.

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What if I don't want to get married
It's a scam

>abortion(which IS murder)

So this is the "logic" of a /pol/fag

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Not an argument
Getting married to a whore is a scam, yes.
Dont get married to a whore. Find a religious girl. Specifically a Catholic/Christian one.

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based clown spreading truth

Not him but abortion is best thought of as child sacrifice.
Personally I believe in the world is best categorized as containing metaphysical sentient memes ("demons" or "gods") that influence or dictate human behavior on a broad scale.
if you want to ignore the metaphysical stuff, you're still "sacrificing" a childs potential life.

>abortion(which IS murder)

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That's nice, but men who grow up without having a period where they fuck around just grow up to be wealthy incels. Elon Musk, for example, went through 3 divorces and can't get anyone to stick around.

But I dont want to get married to a religious girl. It would never work. I could never get married to anyone.

I want to rape Suzuha

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People who "play" (ie read) this kind of stuff are usually virgin.
This is a hard fact.

>implying lanklet Okabe could forcefully have his way with Suzuha even if he took her by surprise
It would be the other way around and you know it.

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it's ok reverse rape is my fetish

>seething discord trannies

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In the original VN he doesn't even turn up to uni, anytime it's brought up it's mentioned that he's skipping class for one reason or another. It's really just there as a backdrop to explain why he's unemployed and hanging out at the lab all day.

I see Kurisu I comment

Literally me

>5'10
>Short

Jesus what does that make my 5'5 ass, im not done growing im only 18 right? Right?!?

No, Kurisu is best >Suzuha > Kurisu with a Mozart fetish > Everyone else

Because she is smart and has a good personality AND good looking

>Lets his wife and his wife’s daughter do whatever they want to him
t. Subcuck

>yes officer this woman shot my dog and then stabbed me 37 times in the chest so I pushed her away from me
> wow what a pussy, jail time you misogynist
Actual retard

lol

My highschool GF took the virginity of the first dude she was with, then took mine, then cheated on me and left me for another virign. Oh well.

Key that opens many doors is useful. Lock that opens to any key is useless.

based kurisu, btfo-ing incels left and right

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Isn't he on summer vacation or some shit? That's what I always assumed

He is. He's just attending seminars and shit for extra credits.

Yeah, games should be a safe space for lazy feral entitled nihilistic z00bhumans

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OKABE NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

faris is bae_______________

You sound like an awful person

I know, I can't help nyacking off at her

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I wish I knew what a woman feels like

milky rust and bags

her ending was cute

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I just want a big tiddied latina mommy gf brehs

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>tfw vocel
>never had sex but have turned it down and don’t actively look for it
Real vaginas are disgusting

more like
a cock is judged by how many a peenus vs the weenus

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>tfw no faris gf to play card games with

>played up until when you hack SERN and for some reason didn't continue after like half a year
Maybe I should get around to finishing it, it was super interesting as far as VNs go.

Please do yourself a favor and finish it. If you were already hooked this early on, then you're in for a fucking ride.

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Speak for yourself.

I just finished this yesterday, which game in this series should I play next?

From what I've seen, only SG0 and ChaosChild are on Steam for now.

also linear bounded phenogram is on steam now.

but unironically just watch the sg0 anime

SG0 is a sequel and a prequel so play that

You should know that I found Suzuha annoying and that every second of screen time with that glasses girl felt insufferable. I'll finish it though!

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SG0 was kind of dissapointing. I would say Chaos;Child, or go for the ones that don't have an official release like Chaos;Head

Based

Your shit taste is unfortunate but I'm glad to have convinced you to pick the VN up again. Godspeed user.

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Immersion ruined

She's a virgin too btw.

Holy shit that is some awful taste.

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Thanks. Faris was best girl desu, but maybe my opinion will change later on.

Thank you!

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What a fucking retarded faggot, Moeka is best girl

Anything. S;G0, Chaos;Head, Chaos;Child (they are very different, so if you don't like one you may still enjoy the other), one of many Steins Gate fandisks.
Just don't watch the anime adaptations of anything except for the original S;G. C;H and C;C adaptations plain suck, and S;G0 anime skips, like, half of the plot and it feels like it expects you to have played the VN to understand what the hell is happening.

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No she's just sexy as hell.

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Are you a virgin? Yes? Then it's not an insult. It's just a fact that you're this pathetic.

Moeka is for rape and breaking her cellphone

Stop bullying shitposting nerds Kurisu.

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>this guy reached the ultimate stage where he can physically see his waifu irl

I envy him

>also made his 3DPD gf cosplay as his waifu
Truly an enlightened being.

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Meat and oil

>Latina
Don’t. Meaty pussy is not worth the metric fuck tons of mental illness they carry with them

Moeka is for curbstomping. It’s the very least that autistic globalist dyke deserves for murdering what basically amounts to your daughter (in that weird, Japanese brother-sister even though she’s not his sister kind of way) in every conceivable timeline imaginable

Moeka is a misunderstood individual who just wants to be loved, and was manipulated due to this. You're a bunch of bullies and I'll protect her no matter what

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Nah around that age it's set in stone son, good luck.

Nah she's for being murdered by little girls

literally a femcel

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Moeka is for hatesex.

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a-user, that's l-lewd~

Is there any reason for me to play the game if I have already watched the anime?

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to see everything the anime cut like the different endings

Because you liked it and want to do it? At least that's what I did

The anime is a (very good) abridged version of the VN. If you liked the anime and want a more fleshed out version of it, go for it.

Works for me
I wasn't sure if there was anything the anime had failed to cover, but if there is I'll definitely play it.

>implying cocks are my enemy

Feels like anime adaptions always fail to cover something.

Every adaptation of anything to anything always doesn't cover something. There's always something lost in the process (and something gained).

>and something gained
not really

can't handle banter?

Why didn't anyone tell Kurisu how dorky her fashion sense is?

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Sure, the majority of adaptations usually don't convey what the original work did and is strictly worse. But sometimes you can, by transforming things from one medium to another, elevate the work. For example, Fight Club. I didn't read it myself, but a friend of mine says the book is crappy, while the movie is really great.

>Why is being a virgin even a bad thing?
It's not, but it's fun to trigger beta virgins on here because they're so self conscious about it. Some anons call me a woman because I make fun of them for being virgins, I hope they're just falseflagging.

You can't contest the autist belts user, you just can't.

>dorky
I think you mean erotic.

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I larp as a resetera tranny and make fun of virgins. im so sorry

I think most of the "outrage" over being called a virgin on Yea Forums is ironic.

only reddit has gfs. come back when you get a gf(male)

Just tell me to me dudes,should i play Steins;Gate? The only long VNs that i played were Higurashi,Umineko and Shibuya Scramble and i loved them.

>Why is being a virgin even a bad thing? It just means you have more control over yourself rather than going "UNGA UNGA ME WANT PUSSY"
Virgins are the thirstiest species on the planet, what are you even talking about

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God why is she so damn perfect in every way? I can't take it bros.

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Yes. Steins;Gate is excellent.

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How did Dr. Pepper manage to make such a damn good commercial?

Stop shitposting, Christina

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dr pepper phone

LEGS

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>try Dr. Pepper thanks to Steins;Gate
>it tastes horrible
You lied to me, Okabe

It tastes like a way too sweet cherry lollipop

>exposing yourself as a brainlet
Only true intellectuals can appreciate the refined taste of Dr. Pepper. It really does

It's a decent alcohol mixer since it's a sugar and artificial flavor explosion

It tastes really good though.

You sound like a whiny bitch

>drinking alcohol
Yeah, no

>not drinking alcohol

This, dumbposter needs to check up on his vocab

i just want to be the lock
why did I have to be born a key

If you were a lock, you'd want to be a key.

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>no kurisu gf
there is no good

I remember the first time I tasted Dr. Pepper I actually spit it out because it tasted like shit. Then 12 years later when I drunk some I thought it was the best soft drink I've ever had.

What are you waiting for user? Go get her.

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on my way

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>game

Wonderful new world.

Wrong timeline.

Hotpants scientist wouldn't want you to do that.

well it's a good thing that she's not real and that's the only way I might actually make her real

It would still upset her.

Or you could simply injure yourself had enough to be forced into a clinically induced coma.

it's not gonna work user

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>virgin is an insult now

is this a new epic meme I'm missing with zoomers or is whoring yourself out to the first cunt that spreads her STD legs considered cool?

Her butthole smells bad!!

The decline in Christian values gives way to the decline in purity.

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>game

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smug

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is it possible to ever fall in love again after getting heartbroken to shit by your first love? asking for a friend.
also no hymen no diamond

Male virgins are for bullying.

Never "played" VNs, can you kiss Kurisu? If so I might start this one

You can. Don't expect anything more than that, though.

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Yes you can. It's really sweet.

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>also no hymen no diamond
incelmao

bet u eat from garbage cans

bet u don't eat at all

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>eating garbage because there's nothing better available
what a disgust world we live in

Haven't played Zero, what's so bad about it? Isn't it just the 'bad' true ending of the first game? Sounds interesting to me. Do they screw it up somehow?

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Give it time. You'll love it.

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virgin

Pointless new characters, dropped plot threads, wasted opportunities, recycled art assets that clash with the new ones, constant retreading of Maho's jealousy towards Kurisu etc.

There are some brilliant parts and overall it's enjoyable, but it's simply not made to the same high standard that the original was.

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I was very emotionally drained while going through it, so her being Okabe's one to rely on when he needed it most might have affected me more, but the voice acting made it really feel genuine to me.

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i hate women

Why did I find that scene so incredibly hot?
Is there something wrong with me? A part of me wanted it to happen in the end
Guess I'll look up Suzuha doujins now

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It's crap, it takes place between the bad ending and the true ending so it's limited in what it can do. As such it introduces a bunch of one-off characters and plots, Kurisu is replaced by an AI copy that never really leads anywhere other than being a plot device, there's long boring story segments where you're in the post-apocalyptic future.

None of the routes are particularly interesting and the final ending is incredibly abrupt because it's not even a real ending, it just a transition point into a drama CD which is the real ending that occurs before the true ending of S;G

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Asami Imai did a wonderful job voicing Kurisu.

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You are ( for the most part ) the descendant of men who won the wars they fought in. You know what happens after a war is won? Mass rape of defenseless women. Your forefathers killed their enemies, and raped their women until your ancestors were born, continuing the cycle. For the most part, violence and sex were hardly separate things in history. You probably find it hot because your entire genetic line happened because your female ancestors were raped repeatedly by your male ancestors time and again through the ages.

how did mayuri and suzuha survive 80 days in a broken time machine until they arrived at 18000 BC and how did okabe also do it? how did they survive the travel back to 2025?

She somehow always makes the likelihood of her character being best girl rise by 90% chance.

I don't think anything is as long as umineko. Never played the other two so can't speak for them.

I read somewhere that F/SN is longer than the Lord of the Rings, although I'm not sure about the veracity of that statement.

they went to gamerock and bought some mountain dew classic

I mean if you're the same height as the other men where you live, you'll probably be fine.

It's still fucking baffling to this day that they thought this was a good idea.

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>tfw I have a huge rape fetish

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fuck rare and microsoft

>thinking it's an insult not to be a slut.
No one cares what you put dick in. Or don't put it in. Honestly, they dont. We don't want to hear your fanfics and real life horror stories about sexual encounters of the anttention-starved. Why would you possibly be insulted by what someone else thinks of your sex life? They don't actually care. They just say it because you're so fucking insecure.

Yes, most likely (which is good)
Awful meme, none of the characters in zero commit on her smelling bad and she's shown bathing at least twice in the VN, which is way more than any other character

The audience is aware they're losers. The joke is on the anime girl that she will be falling in love with their self-insert.
Dumbass, otaku media is full of self-deprecatory humor. They know they suck. The thing is they still get the hot anime girls in spite of being ridiculously flawed as human beings. It is inherently escapist.
Not the same and you know it.
True, it's shitty "humor" for betacucks who worship pussy. S;G does it right because Christina gets shit on just as much as she dishes out.

The average woman.
>that hard cope
No one is going to be foaming at the mouth that you're a virgin, but they will look at you differently because it IS abnormal.

Meh. All this stuff is basically true, but I still really loved it. Only real issue I had was that only the surface of the potentially bottomless emotional conflict Amadeus offered was scratched. I was expecting much more. The anime adaption was a blast too, fuckin Leskinen. I love how his no shaman girls face looks infinitely more pained that the face he makes when he doesn't get the time machine.

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>spends most of her time doing science
>any room she spends a prolonged time in is a mess
>barely sleeps
>unkempt appearance
Come on, user. Maho is cute, but you can't tell me you truly believe she cares for hygiene at all.

Say what you will about 0, the memes brought by Leskinen are solid.

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then you don't belong here

Being a virgin is a non-issue in theory. It's true that our society places too much inherent value in sex In fact being a volcel is pretty admirable.

But we all know that's not the case for the virgins on this board. 95% chance if you are a virgin over 20 you are socially maladjusted or have some other glaring issues. And they CLEARLY desire sex because of how much softcore and "no gf" garbage is posted here. Literally sour grapes.

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If that's true then why does Okabe not comment on it when he's thinking to himself?

>Literally sour grapes.
I think that's true to some degree, but as always it's more complicated than that. I know I a lot of guys who went full manwhore in uni and now they regret it and have sworn off till marriage.

I think it's funny that people brag that they are not virgins, yet they never actually spread their genes and have children, making them just as much of failures as virgins. Not all of course, especially with the delay of adulthood and easily available pornography everywhere, but there are many virgins who simply want to wait until they get married.

>I'll make sure you're not a virgin anymore, user

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Lukako a cute

Begone, filthy trap.

>but there are many virgins who simply want to wait until they get married.
How are they going to do that if they die before getting married?

**Maho's feet**

I really liked Steins;Gate. I know 0 will probably be a disappointment to me when I get around to it due to it being generally agreed upon that its plot devices are lackluster and the fact that you already know how it ends, but I like the characters enough that whatever bullshit they throw my way won't really take much away. Already bought 0 but I'm a bit burned out from reading Steins;Gate Elite in under a week. Speaking of which, how is that Phenogram thing? I've heard it very recently got localized. Is it canon?

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>people brag that they are not virgins
Big fish in a small pound mentality is its own kind of pathetic.

... a mans fine too...

Just go to the timeline where "he" is actually a girl.

>go to Yea Forums, insult central
>something hits close to home
>"C-can't we all be civilized here, no need to be mean..."
retard

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>they will look at you differently because it IS abnormal.
Then it's your own fault for not being able to avoid the subject, isn't it? Do you think people on Yea Forums tell everyone at the office they jerk off to underage cartoon girls, or that they fantasize about raping and humiliating women? Why would your sex life be any different? Keep that shit to yourself.

>how did they survive the travel back to 2025?
doesn't matter, worldline was reconstructed anyway

>Then it's your own fault for not being able to avoid the subject, isn't it?
There's always the possibility it'll come up. Besides why are you so desperate to avoid it when you said it doesn't matter? Stop lying to yourself. You even made that stupid comparison, so deep down you know you're abnormal and feel you have something to hide.

Otagon?

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>roommate walks in
actually happened to me

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She was probably very smelly at that point.