Why do dwarves always fuck up so bad to the point where they go extinct?
Why can't they be more like elves?
Why do dwarves always fuck up so bad to the point where they go extinct?
Lucas Bell
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John Barnes
Fuck this
Bentley Jackson
you take the moon and you take the sun
Christopher Campbell
Because elves have the same problem.
Ryan Diaz
Dominic Murphy
ylsides are gay niggers
Jeremiah Gomez
Play DF. You'll know why
Landon Cox
dwarf fortress answers this by explaining the intricacies of the dwarven mind and the affects of underground dwelling can have on their beer pickled brains when ones favorite cat dies due to eating too much feces thus causing the dwarf to go on a murdours rage throttling the first innocent that comes close before finally holding themselves up in their own workshop to engrave a beautiful and horrible mural that tears at the very fabric of onlookers minds as the dwarf works himself to death. such it the life of the average dwarf.
Alexander Garcia
And Elves dont have that problem?
Both are being made with stagnation and decline in mind.
Ryder Wood
There's at least one female ylside in the game.
Jack Gonzalez
Are Dwarves Germans?
Christian Green
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED
OF THIS FUCKING EXTINCT BULLSHIT
BECAUSE DEVS ARE TOO LAZY
TO MAKE SHORTER CHARACTER MODELS
Ian Lewis
More like Scottish norse jews.
Samuel Diaz
Because they're conditioned to not know when to stop since they are the race that has the most to prove. If you want to blame someone, blame the society they're in, usually the elves who condition them to be like this with their condescending holier than thou behavior.
Nathan Edwards
>Quickcasting Speed
what are you doing
Caleb Reyes
because tolkien started the trend with "dwarves going too far" or "digging too deep"
Jason Russell
What game?
Samuel Brooks
And beein overrun by a numerous enemy over the course of several decades.
Austin Ross
you know you can have normal sized interface on latest version of arx libertatis, it scales independently of the in-game resolution
Jacob Green
AAM YOK TAAR
Leo Gray
>dwarves got overrun by invading orcs and died
>dwarves dug too deep and released the balrog and died
>dwarves became obsessed by a jewel and died
>dwarves got too rich so a dragon came and killed them all
>dwarves vanished somehow lol
Nicholas Powell
UI is fine as is
This I feel would just get in the way.
Josiah Bell
Going fast
Justin Cook
Arx Fatalis
Adam Flores
It probably has something to do with them not being part of the original plan for Middle Earth. They were made by Aule so Eru wants to kill them all off in creative ways.
Asher Foster
Do you manually cast offensive spells?
Or are you one of those special kids that actually uses melee?
Michael Morris
Ryan Reyes
I do what I feel like.
I can cast level 10 spells in combat.
Isaac Scott
Conclusion:
Tolkien Dwarfs are pussies and the real chad Dwarfs are from Warhammer.
Caleb Watson
And Warhammer built on that idea and made them go completely retard.
James Wright
You mean completly successful I assume.
Nothing Tolkiens Dwarfs did was of any value since the Elfs did everything better.
In Warhammer they are at least the best smiths, manage to take their holds, have actual technology, offer mankind their help and aid them.
Etc.