Which side are you picking?

>The wizard finally gathers enough reagents and spell components to perfom the ritual to summon a succubus
>She looks at the wizard with disgust and immediately leaves him for the knight

Magic or not magic? hmmmmm

I bet Succubus would be the number one reason for the death of young wizards.

HEAR ME NOW, SERVANTS OF LUCIFER. MY CAUSE IS JUST AND GOD GUIDES MY HAND. YOU HERETICS AND PRACTITIONERS OF THE DEVILS MAGIC WILL FALL BEFORE MY HOLY BLADE!

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wizards are little pussies that sit around cucking in the corner while knights carry the team

Knight.
Wizards are literal autistic nerds with inferiority complexes who think they're better than chad knights because they've read some loser books that no one gives a shit about.

Nah, that wouldn't be evil enough.
They'd just rob them of mana and watch them suffer as nu-soja permacucks.

Wizard cause that's the only outfit I bothers to work on.

robed wizards < knights < armored wizards

And what defense against magic do knights have exactly? What kind of metal is powerful enough to stop the astral powers that govern the world?

That's what I thought.

>And what defense against magic do knights have exactly?
Divine

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What about Clerics, wizards who specialize in Divine magics.

Kniggers ofc

Holy knights shit all over wizards in most fantasy contexts. Hell even regular knights can go toe to toe with them. Any world with offensive magic usually has a concept of anti magical endurance and defence and endurance is what knights excel at.

Knights of course. I am not a virgin.

>he fell for the magic meme
*halberds your skull and deus vults on your corpse*
Pssh, nothing personal, heretic

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Clerics aren't a subset of magic casters, since they aren't using magic. They're calling upon the power of their god. They're like a glorified middleman with a mace.

I'm coming for you magic dweebs!

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>virgin wizard with his puny mana
>Virgin knight with his tiny sword
>Chad cleric with the power of GOD
Nobody can compete

tell me about these succeeded crusades

Wizard is too generalized I feel. There's so many subsets of magic casters like hexers and illusionists and conjurers and your classic elementalists and many more I'm probably not able to think of.

Souls games have given me a deep hatred for wizards and magic in general so i think i'll go with Knights

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Clerics are handy if youre dealing with the undead or demons. They get raped by beasts and trash mobs usually though. Gotta have your Knight bro protecting your giant cleric titties.

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Tell me about those surviving wizards, faggot

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Tell me about how knights aren't just side show attractions at local fairs.

Meanwhile Wizards awe the world under their new name, magicians.

As if a mage couldn't block a halberd with an icy barrier then devastate that pussy knight with fire.
Hell, there are so many spells to stop knights from beating them. And what do the knights have?
>Hurr durr my sword and shield

*spears you from 100 miles away*
Knights are trained in many forms of weaponry

I don't think you appreciate how OP wizards can be and how painful and violent your death can and would be if they decided not to fuck around.

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If you're in spearing range you're in magic missile range. Oh, and sorry to say your spear bounced off of an arcane shield.

>wizard spends his entire life in study, unlocking the secrets of the arcane and learning things that the majority of mortals will never understand
>gets killed by a mook in full plate gutting him with a longsword before he can finish his incantation
Yeah I’ll go with the chad knight

And your magic missile bounces off of steel plating. I don't recall being able to punch through stone walls with magic missiles, let alone solid steel plating. Typical wizards over estimating themselves.

You know who can (s)lay a dragon? Knights. When's the last time you heard of a wizard killing anything besides himself, other wizards or lowly cave/dungeon goblins?

>Steel plate
>Blocking a magic missile
LOLOLOLOL

That’s because wizards don’t waste their time fighting monsters, they are too busy studying and experimenting to unlock more power

Not if the wizard is also Eminem.
slinging spells like a fucking machinegun

knights, fuck magic and fuck wizards

What do you think a magic missile is? Its not a canon ball. Its basically a magical arrow.

>A wizard and a knight engaged in battle
>Slash the wizards throat
>Poison the knight
And they don't even know what killed them

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Fuck you I cast Fist to your face.

It's a bolt of pure energy going at the speed of sound.

It's putting a hole through you and your armor, and then.

Roll for sneak. Add the last 3 numbers of your post number for result. If the combined number is higher than 20 then subtract 20 from it and that will be your final roll.

you neglect to mention that you'll also be dressed up according to what you pick. wizards all the way

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Dragons waste their time slaying Dragons.
Wizards enslave dragons and use them as their minions

It sucks because I like both wizards and knights. I wish I could go both ways and have a lightly armored mage with a helmet.

Damn, thought about taking Knight but being a cute Octo Witch is too tempting

>Virgin wizard with shitty SP limitations
>Virgin knight with pathetic human like shit
>Virgin cleric with weakass magic spells or expensive ones that are average tier.
>Chad summoner with a god and a succubus on his domain

>the speed of sound
>thinking an entry level spell has this much power
LOL next you'll be telling me that cone of cold can freeze and elephant solid in a second at 100 yards away

Knights look badass
We must purge the magician scum

Wizard, knights are fucking boring.

OK i was team wizard but that armor looks badass with the weapons

>just being GIVEN a free job with a cute girl
Bullshit this doesn't happen

It can.
A low level spell puts a hole in you and your plate. A mid level spell is one that goes at the speed of light leaves a giant hole in you.

>working with a woman as something good
Are you a horny normaltard or a creepy virgin?

Any team of knights together in this splat fest is technically a knight squad

>wizards enslave dragons
Fucking LOL
>look up dragon riders
>all knights
>look up dragon slayers
>all knights and some anime shit
>look up dragon tamers
>all knights and barbarians
Wizards couldn't tame a donkey. The most they get is some small species familiar like a crow or a toad or a cat. Even the animal kingdom cucks wizards

is it next week? Tfw not at home

Yes but also a lesbian

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____ __ ____

Wizard cause I am one.

Yeah, 7 days from today

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>Dragon Riders
Actually Wyverns.
>Dragon Slayers
Killing your dragon, dummy.
>Dragon Tamers
Pokemon, not knights. You savage

No, I mean DRAGON riders

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Only if you have the hat and shoes from the octoling amiibo

Magic is sin.

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>fan art
LOLOLOL

Knights were attack dogs of the feudal lords, illiterate, smelly, brutish assholes who would die impaled by a sarracen, from a rotten tooth, or measles. Without mentioning having to wear that dreadful armor which was useless anyways since the enemy knew where to stab you.
Fuck knights, glorified tin cans.

Thief fuck sword guys and fuck staff guys

Knights because wizards perform acts of magic, and that's heresy.

>You could be either a holy knight with power of God on your side
>Or you could be an omnipotent mage rewriting reality on a whim
>"Uhh, no, I want to be a nigger"

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Even Beowulf, the oldest English literature regarding such topics has an iron > magic theme behind it. Beyond that, wizards are losers who spend their entire life jerking off alone in their tower “gaining unprecedented power” then always job to a dick ass thief

>Heresy.
According to some kid fiddler in Rome.

On one hand, Octo-witch is just adorable. On the other hand, my penis.

MAGIC IS AN ABOMINATION

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Imagine being anymore objectively incorrect than you are now.
I can't personally.

Stage 1: denial

Imagine thinking the fairy tales of Romanticism are real. I could sell you the Eiffel Tower.

You need the octoling amiibos for that though.

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>illiterate
Incorrect, as land holders it would've been necessary for them to read, indeed they'd have quite likely been multilingual as a point of pride and necessity.
>smelly
They'd have been the cleanest of society at the time, the notion that people in the medieval era had no regard for cleanliness is fiction spurred on by a handful of notable examples which were anything but the norm.
>brutish
Yeah they could fuck you up nerd.
>who would die impaled by a sarracen
Saracen deathtolls far outweighed Crusader deathtolls in the Crusades and knights spent almost all their time training to fight in a relatively quite violent era making this unlikely, in addition of course to the fact that the overwhelming majority of knights would not have fought in a crusade.
>from a rotten tooth
Literally just pull them out lmao
>or measles
Rare.
>dreadful armour
The armour of a knight was quite consistently the best of its period, and there's a reason people bothered to wear it, it's really not remotely as simple as "knowing where to stab" an opponent, especially once you get to full plate which necessitated a complete overhaul of offensive strategy because of just how effective it was.

Do LITERALLY any research dumb faggot.

WIZARDS BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Cute.
Post more splatfest related art

A whole collection of witch veemos to dump. the perfect splatfest

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Muscle Wizard cause suck my dick Sowrdfags.
youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA

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>Real-life fighters trained for fifteen years to kick ass, hunt with falcons and dance wearing armor.
>vs. fantasy wank from permavirgin writers.

Hmm tough call there.

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If I could pick the world I go too, Wizard. if it's a random world, Knight.

by not wearing a dress

When did wizards become uncool?

When reddit declared it, this is redditchan now.

They've literally never been cool. Even Merlin was written as a faggot nerd and that was at a time when they genuinely believed wizards existed.

everyone wants to be a knight since dark souls became a thing

I wanna be a paladin who protects my wizard friend as we quest and prevail together
and when the wizard and I are done and they have their own castle i'd want to be the captain of their guard or something equivalent

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Should have been two things that actually existed, like knight vs.samurai.

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Are there any games that actually let you play as a Sam Vimes equivalent in a medieval setting?

>paladin
I mean, it is a based class but is the wizard chosen by a deity or god
if not your adventure would probably be better if you were a fighter or regular knight

Knight wins because better armour and weaponry, also higher quality metal and they're used to fighting armed opponents rather than exclusively unarmed, unarmoured peasants.

We are righteous and smite evil

>Knights vs inferior knights

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But you encounter Wizard squadron on Mercenary path, not Knight.

>wizard
>not being a god at high level

Female knights are sexier than female wizards.

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Hell yeah

wizard because i don't want that L

as if anyone would wear an armor like that outside fapbait anime

>knights could read
are you for real, son

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i like splatoon but i have so many other games to play -_-

And?

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If you knew ANYTHING you should know that magic missile is unavoidable guaranteed damage that bypasses armor. And yes it's a first level spell.

STR wins every single time baby.

Men should not dabble with the powers of arcane..

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Yeah only women need arcane magic because they need every advantage they can get against dick

isn't magic in general pretty op bullshit in dnd? I don't know a lot about tabletop stuff, but I have a friend who talks about dnd magic level shit and it sounds nuts

There isn't much so far but i'll post what I can find

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doesn't matter
can't win against dick

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nope

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Depends how imaginative you are and how autistic your DM is. As far as I know, which isn't much, magic in D&D is massively overpowered but has enormous cooldowns.

MOMMY

it would be a shame if i just side step and watch your limp dick missle fly by

chad knight all the way

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Knights, like come on

Wizards are generally unfun to play as, so knights.
Seriously they're so damned boring in most of the games where you have a choice, just stand far away and spam your spell.

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>mfw knightfags are gonna be BTFO as hard as pancakefags did
get ready to get splat, squiddos

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>I come up to an enemy and hit him really hard
Such an engaging way to fight.

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Knights weren’t fucking commoners. These were the nobility

>Dark Souls is representative of all rpgs
Just because magic is an afterthought in Souls, doesn't mean it's the case in all rpgs.

I want to be the gobrin slaya

Right, because in real life the wyverns exist only.

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so other than pussy defense +99 what are your stats

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50% chance for x2 STR on attack

>given a goddamn office job to start with
Where the fuck can I find a deal that good?

Skyrim also came to mind, for a lot of games magic really just is not fun to use.
Also MMO's, specifically WoW, melee always felt more entertaining than standing still casting your frostbolts.

Yeah, there's easily the flipside where melee boils down to you just running up to guys, and mashing your melee attack until the things dies, and it feels boring as hell.
In the end it depends on the game.

>hear about how the show is dark as fuck
>check it out
>first episode
>great shit
>keep watching
>all the grimdark suddenly disappears in episode 2
>it turns into generic anime haremshit with an oblivious protag, except it has a D&D skin
that was pretty upsetting
why did you have to remind me

that's how it went in the manga too

>hear about how the show is dark as fuck
>check it out
>it's just a relatively tame rape scene that doesn't even show much
Why do normalfags get knocked on their ass by literally anything?

idk
I like monsters to actually be monsters so you can strike them down righteously
none of this ''grey moral neutral'' bullshit

>paladin whose god got mad at him when he killed an innocent monster child

cute

depends on edition, but some of the higher tiered stuff gets absolutely stupid.
was part of a game where we boss rushed high level enemies and the wizard was able to straight up bully 2 of them.
a demigod got put in a time out box he couldn't escape but he could still be attacked through, and a kraken got passed through an enormously painful magic wall a couple times and dropped from a good height through gravity fuckery.
mages also don't have much downtime, they get their full allotment of spells every morning, and can regain about half of them once a day over lunch.
martials that don't have spells usually regain their abilities over lunch, but the best one are usually once a day things.

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>side show at a fair
vs
>side show on some dirty street
really makes me think

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wizards are very creative in the write literature, knights are boring in comparison

>Divine
More like gay cyborg plot armor

BOTH

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Knights, wizards can go suck a dick.

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